sanrihou，linanpingyizaotachuyuanmen。
“linxiaoge，youquchengmenwaishaitaiyang？”wushenchongmenwaiposhuiqiahaokanjian，“zhongwuelejiulaijiachifan，chidianmeishi，wojiniliuzaiguoli。”
linanpingchongwushenshaxiaozhediantou。
xuanxiaodejiedaoshang，linanpingditoujintiejiebianzouzhe。
“zhuwei！zhiyaonimenduidexialianbeixuanzhong，zheiwushiliangwenyinjueduifengshang，bendianxinkaizhangjueduizhencheng！”
yijiajiuloumenkouweilebushaoren，jiuloudehuojizhengchongrenqunmailihanzhe。
kaikoujiushiwushiliangwenyin，nanguaihuiyouzheimeduorenweiguan，zheikebushijichuantongqiannengxiyinde。
linanpingyuanbenxiangraoguoqu，jieguobeihoumianderenjileyixia，zaixiangchulaiyoudianfeishi，zhideditoubaozhegeboxiaoxinyiyizhanzaineili。
zhiyushenmejiulouxinkaizhangshenmede，tayagenjiutingdemihu。
“youxiaci！”renqunzhongyigeshushengjushouhandao，“duiziwudingyi，heyanlungaoxia？nimensuoxuanzhongdeyijushishenme？nanbuchengjiukannimenxinqingbucheng？”
“对啊！对啊！”
“sheizhidaoshibushinimenguyiweizhi，zuihoudedaoyinzideshinimenzijiren。”
“zheiweixiongtaiyanzhiyouli，yizaixiakantamenjiushiboyanqiuzhiju。”
“ruowugongxinzhipan，pashinanyifuzhong。jieshiruhefenchushengfu？”
huojibeizhongrenzhiyiyishiyusai，zhanzaimenkoubuzhisuocuo。
“老夫亲自来判！”
yidaohunhoushengyinxiangqi，chaonaoderenqunanjingxialai，fenfenchaomenneidatangkanqu。
huibaizhangpaoxiluo，yichibaixuchuie，miansehongguang，sifangbuchulezhengmen，zhongrenwangxiangzheidaoshenying，yiyouwenrenduiqigongshouwanyao。
yeyourenxiaoshengdigu，“zheilaotoushisheia？”
“tanidouburenshi？dangchaotaizishijiang，goufuzi。”
“！！！”
jianganhuangcheng，goufuzisuanyirenwu，suiwuguanzhizaishen，quekanbiyipindayuan，xianhuangshidebandu，dangjinhuangshangmuliao，waijiarujintaizishijiang。
taishijiaoshoutaiziweijunzhidao，shijiangchuanqijunzhidexing。
gouyayouxieyumen，zuzhongxiaobeiweiguanbuduo，daduocongshang，zheixinkaijiuloubianshizuzhongsuokai，benyuqinglaozuzongguolaitijigeziguazaimingtang，jieguoxiaobeilinshiyoulexindexiangfa，naolezheimeyichu。
“goufuziyouli，”yiweiwenrenzaidugongshou，“ruoshifuzilaipan，neijiuwubutuozhichu。”
gouyadandanpieletayiyan，fangcaizhiyijiucirenhandeshengyinzuida，qinghengyishengfuxiushenhou，“jiranlaofulaipan，neimeshanglianbianyoulaofulaichu，zhuweikeyouyiyi？”
weiguanzhejieshichenmobuyu，zheisheiganyouyiyi，zhishixinzhonggantanjingezheiwushiliangwenyin，pashisheiyenabuzoule。
jiulouzhangjuyexiaozhezoulechulai，qubangeshenzizhanzaigoufuzishenhou，zuijiaoxiaoronggenbenyabuxiaqu，buguanruhe，zheijiuloudemingshengsuanshixiangle。
linanpingbiaoqingyouxiemangran，taiqitoukanxiangjiuloupaibian，naozibuzhisisuoleduojiu，caiyinyuerenchuzheisangezi。
雲尙閤
“ruwuyiyi，laofujiuchushanglianle，zheijiuloubenweiyanhuohuijuzhichu，laofubianyishicaiweilian，zheishanglianma，”gouyalvlelvxiahuxu，“yinheerdeou。”
shanglianyichu，zhongrenduanzanchenmozhihou，jiezheyipianhuaran。
“妙啊！妙啊！”
yiweiwenrenpenglepengkaikouzhiren，“xiongtaiyisi？”
“yinheerdeou，qiefenxiyixia，rufuzisuoyanyoushicai，oubuyongduoshuo，heyekeweilian，lianzisuikuyinengrukou，zheiyilianjiubaohanliangzhongshicai，guanjianshizheineizaihanyi，ouyikebizuowushiliangwenyin，fuzizaiwen，wodenghedehenengnazheiwenyin。”
“suoyini？”wenrenzaiwen。
lingrenfanleyigebaiyan，zaiduzhongfuleyibian，“yinhe（he）erdeou（ou）”bingyutalakaileyixiajuli，“suoyixialianyeyaobaohanliangzhongshicaiyihuobiede，bingqiehuidachushangliandewenti，yiwenyidafangweigongzheng。”
shuowantabianzhuanshenzhandaobiechu，yifubuxieyuqiweiwudemoyang。
buyuanchudejiedaoshang，jipijunmahuanhuanerxing，weishoucemanannvshenzhehuafu，nandejunlanglvedaixingzhongzhitai，nvdesuizhenanzhuangyenanzheyanjunqiaolianpang。
“erge，kuaikan，neibianyourenao。”songyulongzhizhejiulouqianderenqunkaikou。
erhuangzisonggaoxidandanpieletasuozhiyiyan，yinyuekanjiangouyadeshenying，shuangyanweimileyixia，“guoqukankan。”
“好啊！好啊！”
songyulongkaixincuima，xianyibudaolerenqunshenhou，zhabadayanhaoqiwangzhe。
“咦？”
songgaoxiyedaolepangbian，guoranshigoufuzi，tingdaoyulongqingyi，buyouwendao，“zenme？”
“meishenme，kandaoyigeshazi，”songyulongqingshengdao。
songgaoxiqiguaikanletayiyan，bingweixiwen，ershimingsuicongdatingcijianheshi。
dezhileshiqingyuanwei，songgaoxilimaweidong，banchuiyanpisaoleyixiazaichangzhongren。
“ergeyouqinaxianzhixin？”songyulongxiaoshengkaikou。
erhuangziniansuisuizhiyoushiba，xihuanzhaoxiannashiaicaizhixinhuangchengwurenbuzhi，fushangyiyoubushaomenke，
mingsuicongdatingleyixiashiqingjingguo，bian**mashangkanqilerenao。
“duiduizi？”songyulongwaizhenaodaiziyanziyu，erhuangzibingweidalita。
songgaoximuguangluozaibimuyangshendegouyashenshang，“jiushibuzhisheidexialiannengruqier，zhipaweizhedezheixieren，buganzaigoufuzimianqianmainong。”
zaichangzhongrendequerusonggaoxisuocaiceyiyang，goufuzichushanglian，yishizhenmeiyourenduiqixialian，napashixinzhongyougao，yedoujianmobuyu。
duidehao，zishiminglishuangshou，hainengzaigoufuzimianqianruleyan，keruochouleyanmian，yihouzaihuangchengzhizhongzhipahuibeipangrensixiachixiao，huailemingsheng。
“wushiliangwenyin.....”linanpinghouzhihoujuedishengziyu。
chishadeshuangyanmomingfuxianyisibeise，naozhongfuxianzijizaixufumenkoubeizhuaidachaofengdehuamian，fuxianliangkuaimenbanxiazangdechengbo。
tameiyouyinzi，taxuyaoyinzi，zheigexiangfabuduanchanrao。
linanpingyongliroulerounaodai，ranhoujidaoleqianmian。
shengyinbuda，haijiazayixiejinzhang。
“有杏不须梅。”
jinguantadeshengyinbuda，danshiweizhibeijidebijiaokaoqian，shengyinyichu，xixisusudeyilunshengjiaranerzhi。
bimudegouyataiqiyanpi，zhitingjianshengyinbingbuzhiherenershuo，chenshengwendao，“fangcaiherenchudui？bufangzaishuoyibian。”
linanpingpangbianjirentingdezhenqie，fenfencemukanxiangta，houmianderenzechenzhebozizuoyouzhangwang。
“youxing（xing）buxumei（mei）！”
“hehe......”
linanpingjushouzaicikaikou，zheicishengyinhongliang，danjinjiezhenaoziyimihu，youchishaxiaoleqilai。
songgaoxibiaoqingcongyarandaoningmei，songyulonghaoqidezhabashuangyan。
biaoqingbianhuazuiduodedangshugouyale，duiduizhirenzhuanerzheifuchishazhixiang，rangtayishibanhuimobuzhetounao。