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“suxiaoyoushiba?jinwanpeilaozishuiyiwan,jinishiwan,zenmeyang?”meilaobanzirenxiaosadeshuangtuiqiaozaizhuoshang,lvdoudadeyanjingexinbaladewangsuxiaoyoushenshangmiao。

suxiaoyouzaiguimidequanshuoxiamianqiangheleyibeijiu,cishinaodaihunhunchenchen,danyishihaishiqingxide。

taxiangyebuxiangdejujuedao:“pei!nishigeshenmechoubi!”tabuguoshipeipengyouguolaieryi,jiusuantazaiqueqian,yebuchumairouti!

meilaobanzhangdejichou,zuiwufarenshoubierenhantachoubi,dunshijiannaoxiuchengnudezhanqishen:“heng,jingjiubuchichifajiu,jilaozianzhuta,sheianzhuta…denglaozizaizheishuangwanlejiushangjishei!”

dingzheyanqianyouwubandenvren,shangbanshenbotaoxiongyong,wanmeidesxingshencai,tianshibanmeihaodemoguiliandan,mingmingshiyitouheizhangzhi,quejirenyizhongguzilidemeihuo,yanjingliqingchejiandi,piaoliangdebuxianghua,zheiyangdenvren…wangwangzuixiyinren!

kanzhebaojianlimeilaobandebaobiaodongshouzhuata,suxiaoyoumeimouweixianmiqi,chaoqiyanqiandepijiupingziganjinglisuodeshuaizaizuiqiantourendetoushang!“laji,sheizaigandongshishi!”

“pa!”jiupingyingshengersui!keneigerendenaodaijingranyidianshidoumeiyou?

daozuiderouburangchi?meilaobanqidepanghuhudeshentizhibuzhuzaifadou,yinhendefenfu:“jilaozizhuazhuta!”

“是!老板!”

cijurenaoletamen,suxiaoyouandaobuhao,gangqiaobaojianmenbeirentuikai,suxiaoyouyebufeihua,maitoujiushipao!

“xiaoyou?”lairenlengleyixia。

“laoban,renpaole!”beipijiupingzidadeneisifangfoyouyisishalishaqi。

“chunhuo!haibuganjinzhui?”meilaobankanzhetaqijiubudayichulai,henhendichuailetayijiao!

yishijian,qibagebaobiaojicongcongzhuilechuqu。

kaimendeshigenvren,chuanzhexingganbaolu,huazhedanongzhuang,tashisuxiaobaode“haoguimi”——chengke。

chengkelianshangshanguoyimocuoe:“qinaide,niyijing…wanshierle?”

zheimekuai?tacaiqulegegebicesuoeryi!

pingshigentazaiyiqishibushizuiqimawufenzhongma?zheidingduosanfenzhongba?

meilaobanxianqidedengzhechengke,“chou**,nibushishuoyiqiedougaodingle?”

“laozigaosuni,jintianshuibuchengsuxiaoyou,niqianlaozideqianzhaoyangdehai!”

chengkewenyan,shuangshoujinjinwozaiyiqi,yandideeduwufahushi,suxiaoyou…jinye,nitaobudiaode。

“nvren,shixiangdejiuganjinzhanzhu!”

suxiaoyouchongdangbuwen,congguaijiaochuqichuanyuyuchongchulai,yilukuangbendeshihou,wanquanmeizhuyidaolubiandishangtanglegeren。

“paji”yixia,suxiaoyouyijiaocaizaidishangshushuiderenyingshang。

“aiyo!”nanrenyinyangguaiqidejiaoleyisheng,mengdecongdishangzuoqilai。

“sheicaiwo?”yaozhidaoshisheicaide,bixuetabaibashikuaicaixing!

suxiaoyoubeiheleyitiao,gangadetuihouliangbu:“buhaoyisi,yetaihei,meikanqing。”

jiujinghuifaxia,suxiaoyoudelianhongpupude,tebieyouren。

nanrenzaikandaosuxiaoyoudeyishunjianyandichengdefaguang,yebuguanshenshangdeteng,qianyebuxiangle,yimenxinsidekaishiwaren:“xiaomeimei,zhangzheimepiaoliang,youmeiyouxingqujinjunyanyiquanya?”

goupiyanyiquan?tazhizhidaozaibupaojiulaibujile!

“meixingqu!”suxiaoyoushuozhejiuyaopao。

sheizhidaonanrenbuyiburaodezhuazhutadeshoubei:“buxing,nijiushitianshengweiyanxiershengde,xiaomeimei,nixiangxinwo,woshiyimingdaoyan,ganghaoshouliyoubuxiyaopai,xiaomeimeiyaobuyaokaolvkaolv?”

yanqiandenanren,pengtougoumian,yizhepolan,huzhalaozhang,jiuzhei,shidaoyan?pabushicongnagejingshenbingyuanpaochulaideba?

jiujingshangtou,zhenggerendoumimihuhu,suxiaoyoukoutadeshoulengshimeikoukai!

shenhouyouyiqunlajizhui,xianzaiyoupengshangyishazi?

suxiaoyouyukuwulei,laotianye,suirantazheibeizimeizuoguotaiduohaoshi,keyemeizuoguohuaishia,kanzaitacongxiaobeidieniangpaoqidefenshang,raoletabuxingma?

“人往哪去了?”

“好像在这边!”

tingdongjinglajimenjiuyaozhuiguolaile,suxiaoyouchenzhehaiyouyishi,jizhongshengzhideshuo:“daoyannixiansongkaiwo,niyaoshibangwozhikaineiqunren,wojiukaolvnishuodeshi!”

nanrenxinxiruokuangdekanzheta:“zhende?”

suxiaoyouyiyaoya:“ng!”

“hao!nikuaizangjincaocongli!wozhikaitamen!”

nanrenshuowan,yixunleibujiyanerdesudubasuxiaoyouzhijiesaijinbanrengaodecaocongli!

meilaobanderenjianzheitiaolushangyougeqigai,wenta:“laoqigai,kanjianyigenvrenmei?”

laoqigai?laozhikeshizhumingdaoyan!!

nanrenneixinbaotiaorulei,biaomianmiansebugai:“shiyigetebiepiaoliangdexiaomeimeima?”

beisuxiaoyoushuaileyijiupingdenanrendiantou:“meicuo!”

nanrenxiaolexiao,suishouzhizhechalukoudeyigefangxiang:“tawangneibianpaole。”

huayingangluo,yiqunrenxiangfengsideyiliuyanzhuileguoqu。

renzouyuanhou,nanrenmanhuaiqidaidewangcaoconglizhaoren,jieguozhaoleyiquandoumeizhaojianren,dunshijianweiqudepiepiezui:“guoranpiaoliangdenvrenzuibadoubukexin。”

shuohaodekaolvpaixini?zenmeyijuhuabushuojiupaole?

suxiaoyouyeshihenxinsuan,pingshuixiangfengderenwanyichumaitazenmeban?

duonianzaishehuishangmopagundadejingyanzaoyirang18suidesuxiaoyouyoulebushuyuzheigenianjidelaolianchengshu。

suoyi…chenzhenanrengenneiqunrenshuohuadegongfu,suxiaoyoutoutoumomoshunzhecaocongliuzoule。

yeshizheishihou,jiujingshangtou,tahenshaohejiu,zheishidierci,erqiezheibeijiuzongjuedebuduijing。

ganggangbeizhuileqibatiaojie,jinzhangshihaibujuede,xianzaisongxiexialai,suxiaoyouyishidaozijideshentiyouxieyiyangdere,neizhongcongneidaowaidezaore。

bujinruci,yishiyebiandeyuelaiyuemohu,mohudao…yanzhengzhengkanzhezijidaozaiyigerenjiaoxia,quemeibanfakongzhi。

tasishuideyanmoubuganxindedingzhezheishuangjiaodezhuren,ruguo…tafashengleshenmeyiwai,zhiyaotabusi,yidinghuirangcirenfuchudaijia!!

“lishao,shiyigezuijiunvren。”yanjiujiangsuxiaoyoufanlegeshen,yidianyebulianxiangxiyuderangtatangzaidishang。

liangsousoude,suxiaoyouchuanzhequnzi,chadianmeibeipuguang。

“zou。”lixiunianmouzidanmodesaolesuxiaoyouyiyan,bingbuzhunbeidabashou。

raner,dangtakanqingsuxiaoyoudelianpangshihunshenyizhen!tadeyandishenshenjidong,fangfoshidiushiduoniandebaobeituranzhaohui,neizhongshierfudedexiyue,lengshijiangwannianbingshanlixiuniandelengmosikaileyidaoliefeng…