第四章：家丑
「gongzhu，gaichumenle。」
cailingtuimenerru，shenhouhaigenleyizhonghuanghoupailaijiwoshuzhuangdabandemama。
wolaidaoyanhuishangdeshihou，binkehaiyouyibufenmeidao。
wosuibiantiaolegeweizhizuozhe，yibianqiaozheerlangtui，yibianchizheguaguo，zhongrenjijizhazhadiliaotianshengchuanruwodeerduo。
「tingshuozheiweizhengongzhuyiqianzaijietouyaofan，chidedoushibierenchiguodecangengshengfan。guaibudezheifanmeiyoulijiao。」
「tanalibideshangyunyuegongzhu，yunyuegongzhukeshihougongzuidechongde，tingwenhuangzimendouyaoxianmuliangfen。」
「nimenbuzhidao，gangrugongdediyitian，tashenshangdeyiwujiaqilaikongpabuhuichaoguoshiwenqian。」
wobushenzaiyi，bijingwoyezhenmeiyouhetamenchengweipengyoudeyiyuan。
meiyihui，yunyuebiancongmenwaijinlaile。
zhuguangbaoqi，ehuangsedegongzhuangxianderenshifendeyi。
congtajinlaihou，wobianguanchadao，tadeyanshenyizhipiexiangmouchu。
shunzhetashixiankanqu，shidingyuanhoushizisongyiqing。
yuanlaishizaoyifangxinanxu。
songyiqingpangqiaqiaoyouyikongwei，xiangbishiyunyuedeweizi。
wolikeqishen，feikuaipaodaoneigekongwei，zuoxia。
动作一气呵成。
zhengzaichaozheibianzoudeyunyuejiaobuyidun，miansetieqing，buzhidaoshijingyayuwohaihuozhehaishiqiwoqiangletadeweizhi。
tashenhoudebinvshangqiandao，「zheishiwomenyunyuegongzhudeweizhi，haiqingergongzhuhuidaozijideweizhishang。」
wofulefue，zhuangruotouyundixiangsongyiqingkaolequ，shengyinruoruodao，「neigeweizhizhengduichuang，huitoufengjinlai，wozheixienianliuluojietou，luoxialebushaobinggen，pashichuibudefengle。jiejiehuitongyihewohuangezuoweideba。」
shuowan，wozhalezhawugudedayan，yilianzhenchengdikanxiangyunyue。
装病嘛，我也会。
「meimeijiranshentibushi，neibianzaizheihaohaozuozheba，woquneibianzuobianshi。」yunyuejihushiyaozheyashuochudezheijuhua，queyouyinweigongzhuliyibudebuweichimianshangdeweixiao。
「neibianxiexiejiejiele，ganjuezuozaisonggongzishenbian，wozheitoutengdouhaolexuduoni。」
yunyuezouhou，shenbiandejijizhazhashengyouqilaile。
「tazenmeneimebuyaolian，sheibuzhidaosonggongzishizhunfumayele，haitianzhelianwangshangtie？」
「zhenshiyiduosibailian，yejiuyunyuegongzhudadu，bugentazheixiangyecunjijijiao。」
「wotingshuogongligenbenmeirenbatadangzhuzi，huilaizheimejiu，huanghoujiuzhiqujianguotayihui，zijidaohaijinguishangle。」
zheiyuanbenjiushiyunyuedeweizhi，pangbianzuodezirandoushipingshiyunyuejiaohaodeshijia**。
wozhuanguoshen，genqizhongyiweishijia**duishangyan，「shishangshujiadeer**，shizhenxiang，zuijinfulijifeigoutiaode，nizenmehaiyouxianxinguanbierendeshiqing？」
beiwojiaozhumingzideshizhenxiangmianseyilin，guzuotingbudong，「nizaishuoshenme？」
「tingshuoshishangshujiadesigongzishiyinianghexiaosishengde，shishangshuyiqizhixiachusileneiweiyiniang，sigongzifenranshifu......」
wokanzhezhoubianrenyilianbaguadeyangzi，yousuijitiaoxuanlejigexingyuner，「wohaitingshuozhengyushijiasan**deweihunfuyaoyusan**tuihunyingquyigemangnv......」
「tingshuonijiaweiyidenandinghaonanfeng，neiqibushiyaojuehouma......」
「tingshuonisangeheniliumeizaiyiqile......」
zhongrenlianshangdebiaoqingcongyilianbaguazhujianzhuanxiangkongjujidan，shengpazijidejiachoubeidangzhongyangchulai。