第4章 扇死你丫(2014字)

muchuerlengxiao,zheigeshichencailaichafang?baiminglejiushilaizaizangxianhaide!

meixiangdaohuqiaoyueyeshixiaoshufeiyihuode,huqiaoyuedegugukeshiliugongzhishoudehushanggong。

buguoxiangxiangyeshi,qianyishidexiaosusububugaosheng,daozuihoujuranyuzhangnianyilibudaoweijusifeizhishoudepanguifeifentingkangli,tabeihouyeshihualebushaogongfude!

nvguanyupinfeilangbeiweijian,sheshuyiwo,kongpatazhongshengyihouderiziyebuhuitaixianzhele!

“haimeishaowan,xinmei,nikuaiqumenkouduzhe!qianwanbierangtajinlai!”

xinmeiduosuodichongleguoqu,yongshentidangzhumenkou!

“tingmeitingdao,chafang!ganjinjiwokaimen!”

muouyijingshaoleyibanle,muchuerqingbudeyiyoubayipanghaimeixiganjingdeyifutongshidianran!

xinmeiyijingkuaijianchibuzhule,zhitingpengdeyishengjuxiang,menbeidalichuaikai,shangfujuzuixiaodenvguandianyihuqiaoyuelingzhelianggexiaogenbanchuanglejinlai。

xijiandeshengyinxiangchezhenggewunei:“haodadedanzi,juranzheimejiuhaibukaimen!nimendaodizaiganshenme,mobushizaizuoshenmejianbuderendewochuoexinshi?”

huqiaoyuejinmen,yishouqiayao,yishouyaowuyangweidizhizhetamenliangdebijianmadao。

muchuerqishen,lenglengdikanzhezheigehuqiaoyue,jiushitarangzijiyelijixiaoshufeisongyifu,houlaijiubeilianggeshiweijimengyanluzoudianwu,zuizhongleisizailebaoshi!

shuodaodi,haizijicansi,tayeyouyifen。

yiqian,zheigehuqiaoyuezhangzhezijishihushanggongdezhinv,zaishangfujushenzhishanggongjulihengxingbadao,chuchucaigaopengdi,qifuren。

shangyishidemuchuersuiyizhijinxiaoshenwei,guiguijuju,congbutiaoshi,danyouxieshihouhaishiyibuxiaoxinjiuretabukuai,guojiedeshihouyemeiyouxiangqitarenzongshijitasaihongbao。erqieyoumeibeijing,meikaoshan,suoyijiuchengletadeyanzhongdingrouzhongci,chengletaqifudemubiao。

zhishimeixiangdao,tajuranedudixiangyaolianheqixiaosusu,canhaizijideming!

jiranruci,muchueryewuxuzaijihuishenmele,tazhonghuoleyici,jiubuhuizairenyoubierenshanghaizijile!

qiantamuchuerde,douyaotongtongyifenbushaodihaihuilai!

“hudianyi,qingwenzheimewanle,nizenmehuilaichafangni?”

“youyiyangdangranyaolaichafang,niguiguisuisuidiganshenmele?mobushi,heyenanrensitongqule?”

huqiaoyuebailetayiyan。xinliquefanqiledigu,jinritashilaishoushilinsedanxiaoguixinmeide。zenmemuchuerhaizaifangjianli?cishicike,zheigejiantizibushiyinggaizaibaoshibeiluangundasime,fanerhaiyouliqiganhezijidouzui?

“fankeyiluanchi,huabunengluanshuo!hudianyi,renzaizuotianzaikan,xiaoxinfengdashanleshetou!”muchuerbinglengdeshuangmouzhizhididengzheta。

xinmeizaiyipangfaleng,tabuzhidaoshiqingdelailongqumai。zhishiyiweidijinge,yizhiyouruxiaotuzibanshanlianglaoshidemuchuerzenmehuiyourucikepadeyanshen?

huqiaoyuedangxiayizheng,yejuedeyouxiebukesiyi,zongjuedemuchueryoudianbianle,youbuzhidaonalibianle。

tahaibuqingchushiqingdebianhua,suoyihaixuyaowenwenxiaoshufeidaodizenmeyihuishi,cainengzuodasuan。

erqietajinridemubiaokeshixinmeizheigeqiongyatou!

tayaowuyangweidishangqian,dalihuishouzhijiejilemuchueryigebazhang:“dadan,jinggangenbendianyizheimeshuohua!yixiafanshang,xiaoxinworangguguhushanggongshangnisanshigebanzi!”

yitidaoguguhushanggong,tajiuyiliandedeyi。

“yi?shenmeweia?zheimenanwen?jiwosou,zixidisou,kankanzheiduijiantiziduozaiwuzilizheimejiubukaimen,daodishiganleshenmequedeshi!”

jigerenfengjuancanyunbandijiangwuzilifandexilan,dongxishuailuoleyidi,quezhizhaodaoleyiduihuijin。

huqiaoyuexinzhongqileyi,bianlishengxunwenmuchuerdaodizenmehuishi?

muchuerwuzheyicedelian,renzhepiqirushihuida:“yifuqilehuo,ganggangmeiyoukaimenjiushizaipuhuo,suoyimeitingjian。”fanzhengneimuouyijingshaochenghuijin,jiusuanyoucanliu,yekeshuochengshiyifudecanliu。

huqiaoyuejuedejinrizhishitaiyouxiqiaole,neimuoushizijiqinshoufangzhide,bukenengpingkongxiaoshi。

莫不是被烧了?

zenmekenengni,shenmeshihouzheilianggeqiongguibiandezheimejingmingle?

tazhuantouyoushanlexinmeiyigebazhang,xianghehuhehuzheigejiantizi,xunwendaodizenmehuishi!

xinmeiyingshengshengdeailezheiyibazhang,gengxiangshangqianqiuqiuhudianyi,zhiyaotaqixiaole,tamenjiubuhuizaishouqifule。renyishifengpinglangjing,zheishigongzhongrendeshengcunfaze。

kehaimeizhangkou,jiukanyipangmuchueryanshensidao,kezailehuqiaoyuedelianshang。dianshihuoguangzhijian,huqiaoyueneizhangyaowuyangweidelianshunjianjiubeishandaoleyibian,yikebaihuahuadedongxibansuizhehongseyetijiutulechulai!

wuneiderenjiebeijingdaole,shihuadikanzhezheiyiqie。

muchuerwojinlematongdeshou,zhendebuxiangzairenle!fanzhengtayijingshisiguoyiciderenle,haiyoushenmehaopade。

yiqianzhixiangzheduoyishiburushaoyishi,beiqifuyidianmeishenme,haohaozaigonglidangcha,zangouyinzi,tuorenbafumujijiehuilai。

keshirenshanbeirenqi,mashanbeirenqi,tashishixiaoxin,haishimeinengduoguopangrendeqiru,shenzhishihaiming。suoyi,tabuxiangzairenle,yebunengzairenle。

“huqiaoyue,nibiezaiwomianqianzhuangdaweibalang。renzaizuotianzaikan,nizuoshenmelezijixinzhiduming。fengquanyiju,niyihoujiandaowozuihaoraodaozou,fouzedajiadoubiexianghaoguo!”

huqiaoyuewuzhezuiba,naozilifanzhuanhunxuan,wengwengzuoxiang,tayaoleyaotou,lianshang**ladeteng!

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shenhoudexiaogenbantingdaomingling,likeluqixiuzichaomuchuerzhuaqu。

“heng,huqiaoyue,nichulelabangjiepai,qiruanpaying,caigaopengdi,haihuiwanshenmebaxi!jinriwojiutineixiebeiniqifuguoderenhaohaochukouqi!”

muchueryonglihuidongshoubei,jigebazhang,jingshisanwuxiajiujiangshengxiaderenquanbudapazaidi!tasuishouchaoqileyipangdejianzi,zaishoulizhuanlezhuan。

“hehe,niyejiuzheidiannengnaile。wojinggaoni,yihouwojueduibuhuizaiguanzhenile!buxinnijiushishi!”tabuxiezhe。