“bixia，nindezangyangshudaodiyaoxiuxingdaoshenmeshihou？”
“zicongchenqieshiliusuijiajinin，qijinyiyouliunian，keshininlianchenqiedeqingongdoumeiyouquguoyici，ninhaiyaochenqieshouguadaoshenmeshihou。”
“zangyangshuguranzhongyao，keshidaninghuangchaodechuanchengbuzhongyaoma，ninruoshizaibuquchenqiedeqingong，chenqiejiuquzhaofuwanggaozhuangle。”
……
yushufangzhong，luzhangjingduanzuozaidiaolongmuzhuopang，zhouweilizheshiliugenbaiyushizhu。
shangyoujinqimiaohongdedazi“fengtianchengyun，huangdizhaoyue”，xiayoumobigoubian，longfeifengwu，qishihuihong。
danshiluzhangjingdemuguangbingmeiyouluozaizheixieshehuadezhuangshishangmian，ciketadeyanjingzhengzhayebuzhadidingzhexiafangxiangtaqiuquchongxingdehuangguifeirongxiyao。
furuningzhi，bailitouhong，wenwanruyu，jingyingtitou。
zailuzhangjingkanlai，rongxiyaodepifubizuijiebaideyangzhibaiyuhaiyaochunbaiwuxia，bizuiwenhederuanyuhaiyaowenruanjingying。
miansitaohuadailu，zhiruochuncongningchun，wanlvqingsishuchenghualifanfudelvluji，zhiyichijinyuhongbaoshidezanchaizhuangdian，fanergengjueguangcaiyaomu，zhenshilizhitiancheng，mingyanbukefangwu。
quemeixiangdao，youchaoyiritazheigeliangoubulihuidesanwuqingnian，jurannenggoubeirucitianziguosedejialiqinglai，haiyaotajinkuaiquduifangdeqingong。
这是什么神仙剧本？
luzhangjingxindongle，ketamingmingshiqugongsifujinkanmingxingzhaoyingpaixi，meixiangdaoganghaoyudaoyiliangshikongdejiaochechongxiangzhaoying。
yebuzhidaobeinagewangbadantuileyiba，luzhangjingjuranchongchulaizhuangkailezhaoying，zijizebeijiaochehongfei，anlishuotaxianzaiyinggaihaishibingren。
nandaoshizuomeng，haishizaiyiyuanlimeishuixing？
ganggangxiangdaozheili，jiuganjueyigujiyiwanruokuangchao，jiangtazhenggerenyanmei。
jiyilitashidaninghuangchaomougexiaojiazudeergongzi，yinweikusihuangdiningzhongyu，beiqipairenlvedaolehuanggongzhong，chengweiningzhongyudetishen。
jiazuzhirenyiweitabeifeituzhuazoushale，lianshitidoubeishaochenglehuijin，quebuzhidaotashiqulewanlizhiwaidehuangchengbaiyujing。
beizhuadaohuanggongmeiduojiu，tazheigetishenjiupaishangleyongchang，huangdiningzhongyuliangongzouhuorumo，xuyaobiguanliaoshangsannian。
keshishenweidaninghuangchaodehuangdi，wanwanlijiangyudezhuzaizhe，qinengsannianbulumian。
yushitazheigetishenjiupaishangleyongchang，zaijinjipeixunleyigeyuehou，ganyazishangjiachengweidaninghuangchaode“huangdi”。
weilebimiantatouxuehuangshijuexue，jishimingzhidaotazizhijicha，haishifeidiaoletadexiuliangenji，zaiyemeiyouxiuxingdejihui。
dengdaoyihoumeiyouleyongchu，zhipayeshisiluyitiao，bimiantaxielulemaochonghuangdidemimi。
weilaiqiantuwuliang，yinggainantaoyisi。
quemeixiangdaoyuanzhuyinweijingheguodu，zaiganggangjingshenbengkuiersi，jieguoluzhangjingchuanyueguolai，jichengleduifangdeyiqie。
yuanlaitabushichuanyuechengweihuangdile，ershichengweilehuangdidetishen。
luzhangjingshiwangzhiji，weiyizhideqingxingdejiushinenggouzhonghuoyishi，zongbijiuneiyangsileyaohao。
qianshitayesuanshiweilejiumingxingzhaoyingersi，yiduifangdeshenjiahemingqi，jiusuanweilezishenxingtukaolv，yihouyehuihaohaozhaogutadefumu。
erqiejialiyebuzhitayigeernv，suoyisileyihoumeiyouliuxiashenmelantanzi。
zhibuguojiusuanchuanyuele，xiangyaozaizheifangshijiehuoxiaqu，haoxiangyebushirongyideshiqing。
“bixia，ninzaitingma？”
mianqiandehuangguifeisihuchajuedaoleluzhangjingdeshishen，xiumeiweipin，youxieqinaodiwendao。
“e……e……”luzhangjingzheicaixingzhuanguolai：“zaiting，wo……zhenzhidaole。”
haihaojichengleyuanzhudejiyi，fouzehaibuzhidaozenmeyingdui。
kanzheluzhangjingxinbuzaiyandeyangzi，rongguifeiqideyiduojiao：“jiranzhidaole，neibixiajinwanbixuquchenqiedeqingong，burandehuachenqiejiudaizhefuwanglaixunbixiataoyaoyigejiaodai。”
shuowanhua，rongguifeizhuanshenjiuzou，zhenzhenxiangqipiaoleguolai，rangluzhangjingxinzhongyidong，zhengxiangyaoshuodianshenme，huanheyixiagangadeqifen。
ningzhongyuhaizhenshibaotiantianwu，zheimehaokandehuangguifei，juranshedelengluoliunian。
ruoshihuanchengtadehua，bieshuoshiliunianle，liumiaodoubushede。
“luzhangjing，nixiangzuoshenme？”
haimeidengtakaikoushuohua，erbianjiuchuanlaiyigejianruicierdeshengyin，luzhangjingzheicaixiangqilai，zhouweihaiyoubieren。
曹文正！
daninghuangchaozongguantaijian，tongshiyeshijinyiweidouzhihuishi，fuzetongyutianxiashushiwanjinyiwei，shuoyishengquanqingchaoyeyebuweiguo。
ningzhongyuzhisuoyijitazheimedadequanli，chulecaowenzhengshifuhuangjitaliuxiadetuogudachenyiwai，zhuyaohaizaiyucaowenzhengjiweizhongxin。
luzhangjingjiamao“huangdi”yishi，zhiyoucaowenzhengyigerenzhixiao，kejianningzhongyuduitadexinren。
yuanzhudejingmaihedantianjiushibeicaowenzhengfeidiaode，jiulianxueyeliudongdeyixieguanjianjiedianyebeixialeanshou，duifanghaifuzejianshiyuanzhu，miandetazuolechugedeshiqing。
“hehe，caodarenguolvle，wozhishixiangyaojujuehuangguifeieryi。”
luzhangjingdao，zheiweikeshigansharendezhu，weilezijidexiaomingzhexiang，haishidongshidianbijiaohao。
“啪……”
jishiruci，haishibeicaowenzhengyidaoneilichouzaibeishang，tengdetachadiantiaoleqilai。
“zheiyangjiuhao，huangguifeikebushininenggoudazhuyide，lianxiangdoubuyaoxiang。”
caowenzhengjinggaodao：“yihoujiuyongzanjiajiaonidefangshiyingduisuoyoupinfei，ruoshijibuzhudehua，zanjiajiuzaijinishangjike。”
“buyongle，wodouyijingjizhule。”luzhangjingmianseweibian，zhishishuojuhuaeryi，zheigedoubuyunxuma。
lianxiangdouburangxiang，ninengguandezhuwodexiangfama？
buguoshishiwuzheweijunjie，haishilaoshidianbijiaohao。
keshiyiyuanshenrujindezhuangtai，bieshuoshixianyufanshenle，houxulianhuoxiaqudouhennan，zheikeruheshihao。
haoburongyichuanyueyici，takebuxiangsuisuibianbianjiusile。
erqiegenjuyuanzhudejiyi，cifangshijiebingbuyiban，youwuzhenenggoukaibeilieshi，youzongshinenggoujieduanjianghe……wanruoshenhuayiban。
ruoshinenggouxuedaozheiyangdebenling，yongyouzhangshengbusideshouming，neigaiduohao。
haiyouningzhongyuliuxialaidesangongliuyuanqishierfei，qinengbuchangchang，takebushiningzhongyuneiyangdeliuxiahui，lianzijidepinfeidoubuchongxing。
jiuzaicike，luzhangjinghuranjuedetineichuanlaizhenzhenreliu，suizhereliuyongdong，shentisuzhiyijingrendesudutishengqilai。
这是什么情况？
luzhangjingeran，naohaizhongyinyinyueyuefuxianchuyiduanxinxi。