第1章
“kaca”yisheng，yidaoshandianhuaguoyouandeyekong，zhaolianglefengyigongneihunandeqindian。
“kuai、kuailairen！bengongyaoshengle！”
bansuizheyayidetonghu，shenyunlingjuedezijideduziyizhenzhendechoutong。
“kuaichuanyuyi，niangniangyaolinpenle！”
shouyegongnvtiaokaihouzhongdeshaman，kandaotongdeyilianlenghandeshenyunlinghou，mangchaowaidashengdehuhan。
suizhehuanghouyaolinpendexiaoxichuanchu，zhenggefengyigongshangxiayipianmangluan。
yufengyigongzhongdexuannaobutong，yushufangneiwaiyipiansumu，suishidedaxiaotaijianmenquandousuozhebozi、chuizhetou，daqidoubuganchu。
duanzuozaizhuguangyinyingzhongdezhaotianhanhunshensanfazhesushadeqixi，tadelianshangdaizhejiaozao，youdaizheyisibingtaideyunhong。
“renshoudouanpaixiaqulema？”
zhaotianhandemuguangyizhizhushizheyushufangdedamen，piankehouturanchushengwendao。
“huihuangshang，yijinganpaihaole，jiudengninyishenglingxia，jiukeyi......”
zhanzaizhaotianhanshencedetaijianhuahaimeiyoushuowan，yushufangdedamenjiubeirenmengdicongwaituikai，yidaoxianxideshenyingkuaisudipaolejinlai。
“huangshang，wonadaole！wonadaole！”
zhaotianhangangjidongdizhanqishen，shenyunrouyijingjipaoshangqian，mengdipurutadehuaizhong。
“hahaha，hao，hao！zheijiushibingfuba！rouer，buwangzhenduiniyiwangqingshen，niguozhenbufuzhendeqiwang。”
kanzheshenyunroushouzhongfanzhelengguangdebingfu，zhaotianhangouchunyixiao，gubudeshenyunroubeiyushuilinshidezhangfa，yigeshenwenbianluozailetadefabin。
zidazhaotianhandedaohuangweizhihou，taganjuezijizuidadeyinhuanjiushishouwozhongbingdeshendajiangjun。napashendajiangjunshihuanghoushenyunlingdefuqin，shifuzuotadengshanghuangweidegongchen，tayebufangxin。
bingquan，haishizhangwozaizijideshoulizuibaoxian。
xianzaibingfudaoshou，shendajiangjunbuzaishiweixie，tadehuangwei，zhongyuwenle！
“lairen，rangtamenjikexingdong，dajiangjunfushangxiamanmenchaozhan，yigehuokoubuyaoliu！”
suizhezhaotianhanyinlengdehuayuluoxia，zaojiushouzaiyushufangmenwaiderenyingyishan，lingmingerqu。
“haorouer，kuaijiangbingfujiaojizhenba。”
xinzhongyinhuanchuqu，zhaotianhanxinqingshifendehao，tawenroudekanzheshenyunrou，youqishikandaotashouzhongdebingfushi，yanzhongdetanlanyishanerguo。
“huangshang，qieshenchengnuodeshiqingyijingbandaole，neinindayingqieshendeshiqingyegaiduixianleba。feileneigechoubaguai，lirouerweihuanghou，neibingfuherouerjiudoushinindele。”
duiyuzijidejiazujiuyaobeimiemen，shenyunrouwanquanbuzaiyi。zaizhaotianhanqidaidemuguangzhong，tajiangbingfumanmanjuqi，rangzhaotianhankandegengjiaqingchu。
‘咕嘟’
kanzheshenyunroudedongzuo，zhaotianhanyanjingsuizhebingfuzhuandong，renbuzhuhoutouweidong、yiliantanlan。
“rouerfangxin，zhenzheijiufeileneigechoubaguai，liniweihou！”
sishijibukedai，zhaotianhanlazheshenyunroudeshou，liangrenbuguwaimiandayuqingpen，yiluzhibenshenyunlingdefengyigongerlai。
dangyulinjunjiangdenghuotongmingdefengyigongbaoweiyanshihou，zhaotianhancaizhidaoshenyunlingyaolinpenle。
“gongxihuangshang，kanlaizanmenlaidezhengshishihou，jiejieyaoshengleni。”
zhanzaimenwai，tingzheqindianneichuanlaideshenyunlingdeshenyinsheng，shenyunrourouruowugudeshenzicenglecengzhaotianhandeshoubei，jiaoshengshuodao。
“heng，pingtayigechoubaguaiyepeishengxiazhendezisi！”
lenghengyisheng，zhaotianhanmengdiyijiaojiangqindianfangmentikai。
kanzhezhaotianhandaizheshaqituranchuangjinqindian，yizhonggongnvtaijianhedesesefadou，guidibuqi。
“lairen，shendajiangjunjubingmoufan，huanghoushitongmou，jizhenjiangshenyunlingzhuaqilai！”
zhaotianhanhuayinfangluo，jimingyulinjunbianshangqian，yibajiangbeizhentongzhemodehunshenhanshuideshenyunlingcongfengzhangzhongtuolechulai，andaodishang。
“huangshang，chenqiedefuqinzenmehuimoufanni？chenqiehefuqinyipianzhongxinfuzuohuangshangdengji，chenqiehaihuaizhehuangshangdehuangzi，zenmekenengmoufan，qinghuangshangqianwanbuyaotingxinxiaorendechanyana！”
shenyunlingduzihenda，nanyiguidao，zhinengyibanpadezishibeiandaodishang。
tabenjiubeizhentongzhemobuyi，youturanbeirenlaxiachuang，cishitinglezhaotianhandehua，zhinengrentongkanxiangzhaotianhan。yitaitou，jiukandaolezhanzaizhaotianhanshenpangdeshumeishenyunrou。
“huangzi？niyepeitihuangzi，zhendehuangzizenmekenengyouyigechoubaguailaisheng！yaobushinihenifuqindangnianduizhenyouyong，zhenyouzenmekenenghuiqulenizheigechounv！”
kanzhepisantoufa，zuobanbianlianshangdaiyouliangdaocongyanjiaowanyandaozuijiaodehongseshangbadeshenyunling，zhaotianhanbianyiliandeyane。
“aya！jiejie，nibudaimianjindeyangzizhenshitaiherenle！”
sishibeishenyunlingdelianhedao，shenyunroujiaohuyisheng，chaozhezhaotianhandeshenhousuolesuo。
“敢吓柔儿！”
duibishenpangjiaoyanruhuadeshenyunrou，zaixiangdaotashouzhongdebingfu，zhaotianhanhaobuyouyudetaishoujiushuaileshenyunlingyibazhang。zheizhongzhongdeyizhang，zhidadeshenyunlingwanhaodeyoulianlikechuxianwudaohonghen。
yibianlianshangshiruwugongyiyangniuqudeliangdaoshangba，yibianlianshangshiwudaohongzhongdezhiyin，cishideshenyunlingkanqilaiwubidelangbeichoulou。
“he，dangnianduihuangshangyouyong？neishibushishuo，wozheigehuanghouhewoneishenweidajiangjundefuqin，xianzaiduihuangshanglaishuowuyongle！jiaotusizougoupeng，zhaotianhanniyuanlaishigewangenfuyidexiaoren！”
yaoyarenzhuyizhenzhentong，shenyunlinghenhendekanxiangzhaotianhan。
“lairen，shenyunlingmoufan，yitumouhaizhen，jikecisi！”
beishenyunlinghanhendeyanshenkandejibeifaliang，zhaotianhanmangchaozhezuoyouhuishou。
“huangshang，zheiyangshibushitaibianyitale？fangcaitakeshibachenqieheleyitiaoni。”
shenyunroujiaoxiaozhezoushangqian，baozhuzhaotianhandeshoubei，yiliandeyidekanxiangguifuzaidishangdeshenyunling。
“jiranroueryouhaozhuyi，neizhenjiujiangshenyunlingjiaojirouerchuzhile。”
zhaotianhanlanguoshenyunrou，ganshouzhehuaizhongdewenxiangruanyu，duiyudishanglangbeideshenyunlinggengjiabuxieyigu。
shenyunroujiaoqiaodechaozhezhaotianhanxiaoleyixia，zheicaihuanhuandizouxiangshenyunling。
“wodehaojiejie，nizhengkaiyanjingkankanzheishishenme？”
juzhebingfu，shenyunrouchaozheshenyunlingdeyanqianhuanglehuang。
“shenyunrou，zanmenshijiemei，woziwenpingsudainibubo。kuangqieniyeshishenjiaren，shenjiamiemenduiniyoushenmehaochu？”
shenyunlingshenweiwujiangzhinv，ziranzhidaobingfuyiweizheshenme。kandaoshenyunroushouzhongdebingfu，zaijiehezhaotianhanzhiqiandehuayu，shenyunlingshenmedoumingbaile。zhishitaxiangbutou，weishenmeshenyunrouyaohaizijidejiazu。
“jiemei？shenyunlingnikezhenhuishuoxiao！huangshangbenlaijiushiwode，pingshenmequeshinichengweihuanghou？pingshenmewoniangzhinengshishufuren，jiubunengchengweijifuren？pingshenmewojiuzhinengshishunv？womingmingyeyinggaishidinvde！pingshenmenizheigejianrennengdedaoyiqie？nideyiqiedouyinggaishiwode！”
yueshuoyueqifen，shenyunroumengditaiqishouzhaozheshenyunlinghongzhongdelianshangyoushizhongzhongdeshanlejixia。
“keke，kexiao！niniangzhishiyimingchenzhefuqinzuijiupachuangdejianbibale，jiupingtahaixiangdangjishi！yaobushimuqinguoshihoufuzhongmeiyouqitanvren，fuqinyebukenengtitazuoshushi。nidewangxiangzhenkexiao，niheniniangyiyang，doushijianren！”
kechuyikouxuemo，shenyunlingdelianshangdoushichaofengzhiyi。
“jianren！jianren？haha......，jiusuanwoshijianrenyouruhe，nengxiaodaozuihoudecaishiyingjia。”
beishenyunlingdehuayucijidao，shenyunrouturantaijiaomengtishenyunlingdeduzi。
“zhidaonimuqinshizenmesidema？jiushiwoniangshaside。haiyounidelian，yeshiwomenanpaijihuirongde，ranhouwomenhaizhaoledafutiniyizhi，jiangnideshangkouyueyiyueda，rangnizuoyibeizidechoubaguai！haha......”
“ni......！”
shenyunlingbaozheduziyaojinyaguan，sisidedingzheshenyunrou。
“zhaotianhan，jiusuanniduiwowuqingwuyi，kewoduzilidebijingshinideguxue，nijiuzhenhendexiaxinbuguhaizideshengsi！”
ganjuedaoyoureliushunzhetuibuliuxia，shenyunlinggubudeyaolandezuichun，chaozhezhanzaiyipangdezhaotianhanhandao。
“nisixinba，wozihuijihuangshangshengxiahuangzi，nizheigechoubaguaihenihuaidejianzhong，douqusiba！”
fengkuangdixiaozhe，shenyunroutaiqijiao，yixiaxiadichaozheshenyunlingdeduzimengti。neizhengningdebiaoqingrangyipangdeyulinjundougandaobuhanerli，fenfendichuixiatoubuganqukan。
“zhaotianhan，nilianzijidehaizidoubufangguo！wohennimen......”
gugudexueshuijiazazhexueroushunzheshenyunlingdeshenxialiuchu，zhujianranhongletadeyifu，ranhongledishangdeditan，yeranhongleshenyunroujiaoshangdexiuhuaxie。
keshishenyunrouhaobuzaiyi，tajiudunzaineili，kanzhexueshuiliuchu，kanzheshenyunlingdeshengjijianjianliushi。
shenyunlingganjuedaozijiyuelaiyuewuli，shentihenleng。tanenggoukandaozhaotianhanjiuzhanzaineili，zheigetaaileyibeizi，bingweizhifuchuyiqiedenanren，jiuneiyanglengyanpangguanzheshenyunroudeshinve。
zheiyike，shenyunlinghaohen！tazheiyishengweizhaotianhanfuchuneimeduo，suodedaodejiushibeipanhesiwang，kelianhaizilianzheigeshijieyiyandoumeijiandaoguo。
“haizi......，wodehaizi......”
xueyeyueliuyueduo，shengminglizhujianhuansan。shenyunlingkanzhezhaotianhanheshenyunrou，yanshenbinglengcigu。
“wobuhuifangguonimende，napahuashenligui，woyehuihuilaide......”
“huilai？worangnihuilai！”
tingleshenyunlingdehua，shenyunroumengdizhanqishen，yibazhuaixiayitiaobangshamandeduandai，zhijieraoshangleshenyunlingdebojing。
“bupagaosuni，xianzaizheigeshihou，shenjiayinggaiyijingbeimanmenchaozhanleba！nimenkeyizaixiamiantuanjule，wodehaojiejie。”
yanba，shenyunroulazhuduandaideliangduanyonglila，yonglila，zhidaoshenyunlingbugandebishangleyanjing，meiyoulehuxi，zheicaidaxiaozhesongkaishou。
“hahaha......”
jianlidexiaoshengzaikongjianzhonghuidang，ciereryourangrenyane。