niyijinggenwomennianqingrenyoudaigoule。

呵......

dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyiweibumingdeyishenglengxiao,jingenzhejiushiwuqingdezhiwen:“nidebinghaolema?”

“wojuedebutongle!”qishihaishiyoudiantong,kewopatahuimaren,suoyisalegexiaoxiaodehuang。

“butongleweishenmebulaifucha?”

“我......”

tadeyuqiburongjujue:“mingtianjiulai,wohuizai!”

04

shuowan,tabudengwohuiying,jiujingzhiguaduanledianhua。

guimibajichiyingsaidaowozuibian:“chia!”

woyiliankusediyaoyaotou:“chibuxiale,nizijimanmanxiangyongba,wodequwaimiantoutouqi。”

guimizhuaizhuwo,tiaomeixiaodao:“nizijidiande,keyaofuqiane!buguowokeyimaozhefapangdefengxianbangnixiaohuadian。”

啊!!

这是什么世道啊!

chibulehaiyaofuqian,haiyaokanbierendeyi,zhenshiqiren。

都怪那个孟医生。

guimichidetaicheng,huiqushiguazaiwobozishang,tingwotucao。taxilekouqishuo:“tinger,tagaibuhuishiduiniyouyisiba?”

“bukeneng!nayouzheiyangxihuanrende?tashuohuakexiongle。”

“kewozameijianguozheimefuzerendeyisheng?”

“tatingnianqingde,kenengshigangcanjiagongzuo,suoyiyoujiqingxiangzuochudianchengjiba!”

diertianqufuzhen,jingranhuanchenglenvyishengjiaowohao,woxinxiruokuang,meizizidijinlezhenshi,malidizhunbeizijiqulianzihoumiantuokuzi。

jiuzaizheishi,houyilingbeirenjiuzhule。

mengciqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai:“shijie,zheibingrenzhiqianshizaiwozheikande,zheiciyejiaojiwochuli!”

wohaimeilaidejifankang,jiubeitazhuaijinletadezhenshi,men“pa”deyishengguanshangle!

zhaolishiyifanxunwen,woyoutangdaoleneizhangshuxidechuangshang,haishineigeshuxidenvshixisheng。

tahaijidewo,duiwoxiaomimidizhalezhayan。

mengyishengneishuangshensuideyanjingpieleyiyanwodetui,zhoumeidao:“nizenmechuanchengzheiyang?”

05

yanxiahaishisanyue,tianqishanghan,kewodeliangtiaotuiqueguangliuliudibaoluzaikongqizhong。genggangadeshi,wodetuishanghaigandeyinyuekejianbaisedepixie。

wogangadixiaodao:“wobenlaichuanleyishuangliankuwa,jieguojiditieshibeiyigenanshengdeyusanjiguapole。”

polegedadongbumeiguan,suoyijiugancuituole。neinanshengjianchipeilewoyibaikuai,wohaizhuanleliushini!

yilushangyemeizhaodaomaiwazidedifang,wopacuoguoyuyueshijian,jiuzhinengzheiyangxianlaiyiyuanle。

mengyishengzhangzhangditanlekouqi,yongyizhongwunaiyoutucaodeyanshenkanlewoyiyan,ranhoumalidijianchawanle。

wochuqushi,tayuqibujiadishuo:“qumaitiaokuzichuanshang,yaoshiganmaoleduinidehuifuhenbuli。”

哦......

真凶!

woqishenkaimen,xiayigebingrenganjinjinlai。wotingdaotawenhedishuo:“duibuqi,gangcaineigebingrenshifuzhende,zhanlenideshijian。”

dajiexiaolexiao:“meishimeishi,wolijie!”

wozaixinlifengkuangtucao:wobulijiea!niweishenmeduibierenzheimewenrou,duiwoquezheimexiongbabadeya!

wozaiyiyuandexiaomaibuzhuanleyiquan,zhongyuzhaodaoleyishuangsiwa。bobode,moubaoshangzuiduomai28,zheiliqueyao68。

wodexinzaidixue,keshipayihuinadanzizhaotayouyaobeishuailianse,worentongmailexialai。