不可能啊!

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biezizuoduoqingle,shaonv!

算了!

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那就是要走了?

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天啊!

找个洞把我埋了吧!

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我要炸了!

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大脸盆还是我的!

哦......

这销魂的定情信物。

wotanhuijieshuqian,wozhengzhongqishidishuo:“wojuedemengyishenghenxiangwodechulian,nimenshuogaibuhuizhendeshitaba?”

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哎......

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“haiyoushangshangshangci......”

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就我一个人送了。

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唉!

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