第一章 全家穿越

“xiuer,xiuer,nibiesia,yingyingying……”

luoxiubeierbiandeyingyingyingshengchaodebuxing,zhouzhemeitoudihedao:

“别吵”

erbiansuijianjinglexiaqu。

不对!

xiayishun,luoxiumengdezhengkaileyan。

yizhangpiaoliang,guamanleizhudelianzaitamianqianfangda,jiantaxingle,limazhuanbeiweixi。

luoxiulengleyishun,yishouchengzhedi,zuoleqilai。

meirenchuandeyifu,xiangshiqibashiniandaideneizhong,zaikansizhou,nituhangdefangzi,zhuzizhadeliba。

buyuanchu,haiyoujigeqingnian,diaoerlangdangde。

zenmehuishi,zijibushizaigenbamakandianyingma?

yinweinankan,suoyijiushuizhele,xianxiashizenmegeqingkuang?

jianluoxiuxingle,lingtoudeneigemingxiandesongleyikouqi,ehenhendao:

“luoxiu,bieshuonijintianzhuangsi,jiushinizhendesile,nijieluofangyedejinwoyangjiadamen。”

huayingangluo,fuzheluoxiudemeirensesuoleyixia。

“wo,wojiushisiyebuhuijiajinide!”

shengyinruanruande,mingmingshuozhehenhua,tingqilaiquexiangshizaisajiao。

nanguaibeizheigeliumangwulaikanshangle。

luoxiuzhanleqilai,suishoubaluofanghushendebangchuijieleguolai。

taxinglaideshunjian,yijingjieshouleyuanzhudejiyi,zhidaoxianzaishishenmeqingkuang。

yushichaozheyangkaihenhendepeileyikou,“laihamaxiangchitianerou,yebukankanzijishishenmedexing!”

yangkaishicunliyouqianyoushideyangjiaxiaoerzi,zaijialihenshidechong,yaoshenmejiuyidingyaodedao。

pianpianzailuojia,jieerliansandebushun,zheihuierlianseyeyinhenqilai。

talianyiqing,“siyatou,guannishenmeshi!”

“laozigaosuni!jintianluofangtabujiayedejia。qiangwoyeyaobataqianghuiqu,rudongfang!”

shuozhe,youkaishidongshouqiangren。

yankanluofangjiuyaobeicheguoqu,luoxiujideliangyanzhifanbai。

“ganshenmeni!zenme?guangtianhuarixiangqiangren!xiuershankai!”renhaimeidaoshengxiandao。

tingdaozheishuxideshengyin,shuxidepeifang,luoxiuyanjingdouliangle。

她老爸也穿过来了!

zhenggerendouzhishunjianbaofaqilai。

luoxiumaliudeyigebangchuihenhenqiaozaibazhetangjiedeshou,“buyaoliandedongxi,qubudaolaopo,jiuyongqiangde!”

duifangchitongyisheng,pokoudama:“siyatou!nigandawo?”

“danizenmezhe?woguinvdani,neishiniderongxing!”luobatizhechutoujiushiyigechongci。

eleyishangwudeluobabenlaijiufan,gangjinjiamenjiukanjianyiqunliumangbazijiaguinvhezhinvweizhu,neishiyigeqixuefanyong。

luobalaotoushanluchuheiyouyoudejieshibeibang,nazhechutouzhijiewudehuhushengfeng。

zhaozhaodouchouzaiyangkaishenshang。

zheijixiakanbuchuyinjidantengdeyangkailiangundaipa,yibianzhuaizhehuahuaidekuyaodaiyibianxiangmenkoupao。

luobazuoyipi,youyikan,zuihouzhanlizaitangwumenkou,mudengdehunyuanxiandexiongshenesha。

kanjianluobahuilai,hunhunjirenanjiaobuhao。

yaoshuohaiyousheibitamendemingshenghaichou,neijiuzhiyouzheigeluojialaoer。

toujimogou,diaoxiliangjiafunvdoushiluoerzuoguozuiqingdeshi。

luoerpiqibuhao,yishenjianziroudaqirenlaijianzhishibizhuitouzarenhaiteng。

“luoer,nigandawo!”yangkaiyanshangbeiluoxiudachugexiongmaoyantengdeyichouyichou,zizhegeya。

“dadejiushini!”luobayichayaobalianggegunianghuzaishenhou。

罗秀忍不住笑出声。

“xiaoshenmexiao!buzhunxiao!”yangkaibeixiaodemeimianzi,youyaoguzhekuzi,zuihouehenhendengzheluoer,“luoer!nihaiganhuilailanzhewo?nihaiqianwowubaikuaini!”

五百块?

luobaheluoxiuduishiyiyanyilianmangran。

“shenmewubaikuai?wobuzhidao!”luobagengzhebozifanwendao。

tashizhenbuzhidaoneiwubaikuaideshiqing,momingqimiaodechuandaozheigedifanglai,haimeimoqingzhuangtai,jiukandaoyiqunxiaohunhunzaibalataguinv。

“niganburen?”yangkaimizheyanjingkanzheyanqiandexiangyaolaizhangdefunvliang。

“haihaowodaizheqiantiao!”yangkaishuozhe,congkoudailitaochuyizhangzhitiaolai,dousoukaihou,zailuobayanqianyihuang,youshoulehuiqu。

“zheishangmiankeshiyouniqianmingheshouyin,niganlaizhang,wojiuganbaogonganzhuani!”

suiranyangkaijikuaidejiushouhuiqule,danshiluoxiuhaishikandaolehaikuanriqixiezhe,santianhou。

suiranbuzhidao,zaizheigeliangmaoqiannenggeyijinroudeniandai,tabashizenmeqianxiazheijueqiankuande,danshi,muqianshouyaodeshi,badajiebaoxialai。

“qianqiandeshiwoba,nizhuawodajieganshenme?”

shencedeluobashenquyidou,xiaomianaozheishiyaoloufengle?

luoxiuquebuguanzheixie,dengzheyanjinglishengdao:

“xianzaibushijiushehuile,qiangqiangfunv,womenyaoshigaodaogongan,shikeyipannigeliumangzuide!”

huayingangluo,yangkaijiuxiaoleqilai,youshiwukongdao:

“shenmeqiangqiangfunv,luofangkeshinibaxupeijiwode!taqianlewowubaikuai,youmeiqianhai,jiubatadazhinvjiajiwo,neiwubaikuaijiusuanzuocailile。”

luoxiutinglezheihua,zhuanshenkanzhezijialaoba,yanshenxunwen“kannigandehaoshi”

luobazhouzhelian,kubukanyan,xianzaiyoumeifafourenzheixiebushitagande。

“zenmeyang,haiqian,haishijiren,nimenkuaidianxuan!”yangkaibunaifancuicudao。

“womenhaiqian,renshibukenengjide,zaishuole,wodabohaimeisini,yelunbudaowobazuozhu!”

jianyangkaiyouyaokaikou,luoxiukuaisudao:“qiantiaoshangxiezhedehaikuanriqishisantianhou,zheihaikuanriqihaimeidao,nimenxianzaiyecuibuzhekuan。”

yijuhua,jiyangkaiyaohaiqiandehuaquandulehuiqu。

luoxiuzaijiezaili,“dangran,nimenyaoshihaixiangzheqiangwodajie,neiwoluoxiujiusuanshihuochuminglai,yeyaoqubaogongan,wojiubuxinle,niyangjianengdaguozhengfuqu!”

shuowan,yilangtouqiaozaidamenkuangshang。

“huawoshuowanle,nimenhaibukuaigun?”

benjiupobaideyuanqiang,zaicipusupusudediaonikuaizi。

huoxushiluoxiudebiaoqingtaiguozhengning。

yangkaihetadexiaodi,yanjianyetaobuzheshenmehao,zhidexingxingdeliqu。

linzouqianzhizheluobafanghenhuadao:

“santian,yaoshihaibulewodewubaikuai,wojiudaduannidetui!”