meimeizhengkanzhecaidilimanghuobutingdesanrenzushi，hude，yidaoheiyingcongtadeyanqianshanguo。
meimeidunshijingtixindazuo，mengdizhanqilaiqueyanqianyiheiganmangyongshoufuhuaishu，xinlianmazheizaogaodeshentisuzhiguanjianshiketuohoutui。
jinjiezhejiuzaitayanqianfaheideshihouerbianbianxiangqiyidaoershudehuhansheng：
“aiyou！yaosile，nimenzheiqunxiaotou！”
lairenzhengshidabomujiangshi。
“tianshade，nimenbazheicaidihuohuochengzheiyang……nimen！kuailairen……a！！”
dengmeimeishixianzaicijianjianhuifuzhihoutabiankanjianzaicaidizhengzhongyang，tamacishiyi**zhengzuozaijiangshideshenshang。
danshizheiyemeidanwutamashangshouhaizaihaoyipangcaiqishangdejiucai。
jiangshibeiqidepazaidishangzuibayijiuhaibudetingwalawalamanmazhetazheilianggezhouli，zhihantamenliangdoufenjialehaishoujiaobuganjinglaitoucai。
duici，weipiaoliangyagenzhuangtingbujian，haizhishizheyipangbeijiangshimazheshoulibacaidedongzuodoumanlejifendemiaoshi。
“woshuosandimeiniduonadiana，jinerkeshizanmenbanchuqudediyitian，jinwankeshaobudekaihuochidunhaodeni！”
weipiaoliangyibianzaijiqienuodemiaoshihuaqiledabing，shundaobaleyigelancaibangzizhijiesaidaojiangshizuili。
tazheigedasaozhengshimeiganguo，jiuxihuanlianggeyanjingluanpiaodingzhebiejiazaizuoshenme，ranhoudahuxiaojiaoyifan。
惯的他呢！
“kankandilihaiyoushenmeyaodaizoude，gaokuaidiangaokuaidian！denghuilaotaipoqixiaolecongchuangshangpaqilaiyouyaodezheteng，kuai，suzhansujue，zanmenhainashenmecai？”
jianbeijiangshihedemeiganjixudongdemiaoshi，weipiaoliangzhinengxiahenyaole，yangyandenghuizhanglaopoziyaoguolai。
zheixiamiaoshizhendejile，lianmangjicuhuidao：“yuanzibianshangdexiangchunshuyazheishihouyehennen……”
“e，haiyouxiangchuntouni！”tidaochuntiandexiangchuntou，benlaiyexihuanchizheigedeweipiaolianggengshiyanjingyiliang，shuodao，“zheichaojidanchaohaochide！duile！gaokuaidian，zheibianjiwolidedandaoshihouzanmenyenale！”
“peipeipei！bu！！！”
yitingjiantamenhaiyaonajidan，jiangshiganggangjianglancaibangzituchulaijiulianzhejiaoleqilai！
“那是我儿子的！”
“我呸！”
weipiaoliangcaibuguanzhejiangshi，zhijieyigebidougaitou，youshuodao：“neixiejichishishenmededoushiwohesandimeisihoude，fenjiayinggaidede！nanijigejidanzenmele，naodaocunzhangnei，laomujiwomendounengna！”
“你敢！”
“你看我敢不敢！”
zongzhi，buguanyoulimeili，zheicaidiliyikuainibazhiyaotamaxiangyao，neiyedeshi“fenjiayingdede”。
meimeimeirenzhupiantou，qiaqiaojiukanjianyipangdenvzhu，meiyoubuzhidaozainakualelianggelanziguolai，shangqianjibudijilemiaoshiheweishi。
“niang，xiangchuntouniduozhaidian，daoshihoufendianjierbomu，bijingerbomuxianzaimeikong。”
shuozhe，meiyoudemuguangluozaijiangdabomujinjinyazaishenxiadeweipiaoliangshenshang，yanmouzhongmanshizanxu。
zheierboheerbomuyijiakezhenshigemiaoren！
【gongxidakamingchangmian——jipinchikui。jianglisuzhuyiliangsuiyin，yijingfafangzhixitongbaoguo，qingsuzhujishichakan。】
lengbudingtingjianxitongdeshengyinmeimeilengzhule。
shenmeshihoulaidedakarenwu？
怎么就忽然打卡了？
meimeixiaoshenghexitongdiguwendao，“xitong，zenmehuishi，zheiyuanzhuliyou？”
【yibidaiguodejuqing，buguoyouyuxianzaigaichangmianyinqizhujiaoshuangdudafuzenggao，yuanzhuqingjiededaokuochong，suoyirendingnidakachenggongla。】
zheijieshiwanlemeimeiyemingbaile，dunshirenbuzhutaishoumomozijidexiabasikaozhe，yuanlaizheidakabuzhikaozhexitongfabu，zijizhudongchuangzaoyekeyidea。
……
kuazheyilanzishenglipindeweipiaoliangqianzhezijiaguinvhemeiyoutamenniangliangzailukoufenkai，geziganhuixinjiaqule。
jiusuantamenyijiaxianqianzuohaolexinlizhunbei，yezhidaozheifangzinianjiushixiushifenpobai，danshizhendeqinyankanjianle，haishirenbuzhuchushenggankai：
“这也太破了吧！”
dayuesishiduopingdadexiaoyuanwailibapolanbukan，yifudiaobilingluandemoyangluguoderenduokanyiyandoujuedeshendehuang。
yuanzilidedishangpuzhedeqingshiban，shibanzhijiandeqingtaihezacaozhengzaiyemanshengzhang，zouruyuanzi，tamenjiangxinglihecaizhaihuilaideshucaifangzaiyuanzizhongjiandeshizhuoshang。
weipiaolianghaitedilazhemeimeirangtazuozaiyipangdemutoudunzishangrangtaxiuxiyixia，meimeishunshiditoubiankanjianmutoudunzixiafangranshangleyixieqingtaihejiduoxiaomogu。
梅莓：“……”
zheifangzizhendeshifangfangmianmiandoupoa。
cike，meimeidefuqincongtamenmunvzixidaliangzhedeyipaisanjiancaofangdezuizuobiandefangjianlizoulechulai。
huitoutuliande，yikanjiushilimianyeshifendebukan。
怎么说呢？
yaoshiyizhemeiyouqiandexingzi，tayidingsihuodoubuhuizhuzheifangzide。
zheifangzijiujingshiruhenengzuodaozhongjianwudingmeile，liangbianwudingjianzaideni？
“zheifangzibiwoxiaoshihouwonaitamenzhudehaipo。”
meiyouqianrenbuzhuxialezheigedinglun，tachushengdeshidaihaishiwuzhitiaojianjiqikuifadeshihou，xiaoshihouyebushimeizhuguocaowude。
danshitahaizhenjiumeijianguozheimepode。
“zheisanjianfangyejiuneibianchufanghainengcouhuo！”
meiyouqianshuowanhairenbuzhupeileliangkou，yongshoubalabalazijidetoufa，wangwaihaidiaochulaileyixiexiaotuzha。
meimeiheweipiaoliangcongwaiguanjiuzhidaozheifangzihenzaogaole，tingzhetababademiaoshu，zheihaizhenshi“biaoliruyi”。
“youtukangdeneijianwulidetukangyekuale，neichuanghukailieyizhidaoqianggenni！qiebushuoloufengdewenti，zanmendoupawanshangshuizhelefangziyixiatalezanjiasankoupaodoumeichupao！”
tingzhemeiyouqianmiaoshuyoushoubianshangneijianfangrucizaogao，meimeizheixiayelijieleweishenmetabagangcaizaizheizuobianfangjianli。
“buguoni，zheibianzheichufanglizaotaihaishihaode，erqie——youguo！”
houbanjuyinweizhanzaiyuanzili，meiyouqianxingfenzhiyuhaibuwangyadilesangyin，dao：“wogangjinqudeshihouhewoyitiao，haojiahuo，neichufangneijiaoluojuranyouzhilihuamaodunzainei，jianzhewo‘miaowu’yixia。
wohaimeibeihesinitazijijiuxianpaole，neituidengdeyoujinger，zhijiejiubaneidixiabaozhetieqideyoubujidenglechulaile！”
shuodaojidongchumeiyouqianhaipaileyibadatui！
“youcaidao、tieguohaiyoukanchaidechaidao、liandaoshenmede，doufangzaiyikuaide。”
yitingjianzheixiemeimeideyanjingdouliangleqilai，zheixiekedoushuyuyiwaizhixia。