第三章 祖坟冒烟了

zhaoduomaoyaoqishen,coudaozhaolaotaigenqian,meiyanwanwandiyixiao。

“nai,ninleibulei,wotininrouroutui。”

“啪!”

zhaolaotaishenshou,buqingbuzhongdidazaizhaoduoshoubeishang,huzheliandao:“meishierxianyinqin,nixianggansha,wokegaosuni,chidehededoudejinzhe,gongpingfenpei,xiangliuxuwokaixiaozao,meimener!”

laotaitaishengyinyoudiangao,limayinlaidafangheerfangliangjiarendezhuyi。

erfangdexiaoerzi,zhaoxiaozhuangnaishengnaiqidao。

“niang,shashikaixiaozaoa?”

erbonianghongzhexiaoerzidao:“meisha,xiaohaizijiajiade,biexiawen。”

“jiushitoutouchidongxiburangzanmenzhidao!”

erfang,dayixiedezhaosidanchazui,tajinnianshisuile,genzhaoduoyiyangda,zhishibizhaoduoxiaoyigeyue。

laozhaojiasanfangjiaqilaiyigongshiyigehaizi,zuidadeshizhaodaqiangjiade,zhaodali,yiciwangxiapai,shierfangdezhaoerniu,sanfangdezhaosanni,yejiushizhaoduo。

zaiwangxia,yemeigezhengjingmingzi,wufeijiushisiya,wuya,laoliushinanhaier,suoyijiaoxiaoliuzi,haiyouqiya,laobajiushizhaoxiaozhuang,haiyoulianggexiaode,shierfangjiadeyiduilongfengtai,caisansui,haimeiqimingzi,jiuxiaodixiaomeidejiaozhe。

zhaoxiaozhuangzhiyouwusui,shigehaoqixinzhengzhongdeshihou。

erboniangwuzhutadezuidao:“biehushuobadao,shenmeyebushi,haiyouni,zhaosidan,nadouyounini。”

erfangdelianggehaizibeihezhi,qitadayidiandedoumeizhisheng,gengxiaodehaibuzhishi,yejiuxiaotingle,meirencouzheigerenao。

zhaoduosihaobujuegangcai,zhaolaotaitaidigu,zheihaizi,shashihoulianpizheimehoule。

“奶。”

“youshishuoshi,meipibiegelengsangzi。”

zhaoduoyebushengqi,takandechulai,zhaojiarenxindouhaibucuo,yeqixin,xiaolaotaitaikanzhebuhaoxiangchu,yejiushidaozizui。

shuohuadeshihouhaijingtisizhou,ceguoshenzibazhaoduoyinguolaideqitamuguangdangzhu。

wuxushitan,zhaoduoyezhidaole。

“nai,woyougetiandademimi,xianggennishuo。”

zhaolaotaitaixianlexiayanpi,zhaoduojiezhezhaolaotaitaidezhedang,shenshou,jiupingkongchuxianyigecaituanzi。

zhaolaotaitaicalecayanjing,chadianjinghuchusheng。

刚刚她看到啥了?

laotaitaiganjuezijihuxidoujinzhangle,youhouzhihoujuediyibawuzhuzhaoduodeshou。

tasuiranbumingbai,zheigesunnvzenmeturanbianhuazheimeda,congqianmianduiziji,sannizongshiqienuode,shenzhidoubugantaitoukanren。

zheihuierturanhaihuitaohaorenle,ranhoujiuzhijierengchuzheimedayigelei。

凭空变出菜团子!

laotaitaimeiyoudiyishijianqufanzijideliangshidaizi,zheiyilu,daizidoubeitasuishenxiedai,henbudeshuijuedoulouzhe,sannibukenengtounatadecaituanzi。

haiyoujiushi,tajiadecaituanzishiheimianzuode,zhaoduobianchulaidezheige,shizaliangmiande。

zheimefeiyisuosideshier!bukenengjiaorenfaxiange!laotaitaixindoukuaitiaochusangziyanerle。

“sanni,nishuo,zheizahuishi?”

zhaolaotaitaiyadilesangzi,shengyindoushayalejifen。

赵朵嘿嘿一笑。

“zheijiushiwoyaogennishuodemimi,nai,zhiqianwobushichadiansileme,jieguoyouxingle,woshimengdaowoyele,woyeshuotazaidifudangleguaner,jiwokailegehoumen,zourenqingbawosonghuilaile,haiyou,woyedianjizanmenjia,pazanmenquanjiaaie,haijilewoyigemijue,jiushiyongdongxihuanliangshi,buyongtejinguidedongxi,jiuzanjiadepowan,jiunenghuanhaojigezheiyangdezaliangcaituanzi,nai,zanmenyihoushibushibuhuiesila!woyekezhenshitaihaole!”