二 离谱

zuoweishijishangdekangbazi,weizhongxianchugongdangranbuhuizaoshouzulan。

congcongganhuiwaizhai,wuhuwubiaodouyijingjuqi。

weizhongxianbahuangdizhaojianherenwushuoleyibian,xiaohuobanmendoujingdaile。

“bixiazhixingwei……”wuhuzhishoucuichengxiubuzhidaohuozheshibuhaoyisishuo。

“lipu,erbaiwan,zenmebuquqianga?”wubiaozhiyideyanghuanxianranshimeishenmenaozide。

“qiangyouzheilaiqiankuai?”tianergengyouyoushuodao:“yigeyue,erbaiwan,kongpayaowodengzijitiebu。”

“weibi,jingyingmeinianxiaohaoqianliangjibaiwan,zheimeduonianxialai,xunguimenfeideliuyou,zhiyaodongzuogoukuai,erbaiwankendingbuzhide。”xuxianchunshuodao。

wubiaodeguanzhudianshierbaiwanliang,bijingtamenfuzedongdaozi,fuzedongnaozidewuhuzezaisikaoqizhongshenyi。

tingdaosunchengzongjietiwangzhichen,diyifanyingjiushihuangdiyaoshoulongjunquan,haoduiweizhongxianxiashou。

danshijingyingrushou……zheideduodadexinren,cainengbajingchengjunshililiangjiaojiyigeren?

迷。

“bixiadaodinianqingqisheng,yiguochaolvzhanlvbaiweichi,keyilijie,sunchengzongdaodishiwaikuofangxiande,shuoyijushoufushidibuweiguo。

dagai,zheijiushibixiaqiyongneilaohuodeyuanyin。”cuichengxiuchuaimodao。

“neilaohuoqueshiyoubenshi,zhishitaquleliaodong,kongpahaiermenbuhaoguo。”weizhongxianshuodao。

liaodongdushidequanchengyinggaishidushiji、liao、tianjin、deng、laijunwu,yibanjiabingbushangshushenzhidonggedaxueshi,duiwenchentongyangyouguanxiajianchazhiquan。

jizhou、liaodong、tianjin、dengzhou、laizhoudengdidexunfu、xunan、bingbeidaodengguan,duoshiweizhongxiandangyu,erqiemeishenmebenshi。

sunchengzongqule,zheixierenrizinenghaoguocaijianguile。

“jiuqiansui。”wuhuzhiyidewuchunfushuodao:“bixiaxinzhongnaishilishenzhiben,wodengbudanbunengweinansunchengzong,gengyaodalizhichita。

daijingyingzhengzhiwanbi,zongshiyoubian,yikecongrongyingdui。”

“neime,shangbiaoqingcishifouhaiyoubiyao?”weizhongxianwendao。

benlaimeiyouzheiyichu,weizhongxiandasuanyishangbiaoqingcidefangshishitanhuangdidetaidu,ruoshihuangdiyunxule,qibingqinwang……shibukenengde,daoshi“hongwanandier”keyicaozuoqilai。

rujinkanhuangdidetaidu,suishuoburutianqi,danqueshishibucuole,zuizhongyaodeshihuangditancai。

youruodianjiuhaonanie,sihumeishenmeshitandebiyao。

“bixiarucixinzhong,shuwubiyao,daoshikeyibajiliaoderendiaohuilaiyixie,haochongshijingying。”cuichengxiushuodao。

“ke,nishibingbushangshu,shulijunwulisuoyingdang,mingrichaoyishangzou,diaowangzhichenhuijing,tuisunchengzongchuqu。

andili,likeqingchajingying,zanjiajinimenbangeyue,wubibantuo。”weizhongxianpaiban。

huiyijieshu,zhaoneigedaxueshide,xiezouzhede,mangzhediaochajingyingshangxiade,gujiyaoaoyejiaban。

朱由检同样在熬夜。

zhoushisuishuoshangweizhengshicefeng,danyijingruzhukunninggong,dangzhuyoujiankandaozijiaxifushi,yanjingdoukanzhile。

tabenbushichuge,ranerzhoushifubairuyu,jiashangbenlaijiushangjiaderongmaohe**guiqi,bachidezhudezhinengshimeiniaoyongderen。

congcijunwangbuzaochao……zheishibukenengde。

dianluandaofengyizhengye,zhengshuideshenchendeshihou,zhuyoujianbeijiaoxing。

“tianhaiheizheni!”zhuyoujianzhongxinbishangleyanjing。

“bixia,guoshijiannan,neiwainanan,qikechenmianyi?”zhoushiquandao。

ganjuezheigezhangfushijiade。

zuoyejise,yifanzhetengzanqiebuti,jinzaojuranbuxiangzaochao?

wanquanbufuheqinmianderenshe。

“buhuishiguoshijiannan,fangqileba?”zhoushiyouxinbuyi,quebuhaotiwen。

xiandiyijinggoulanle,ruoshizijiananrenzaibailan,damingchaokejiuwanle。

haozai,zhuyoujianhaishijianchiqilaile。

xishugengyichifan,wanquanbuxuyaodongshou,ruofeikundeyaoming,zheiriziqishibulai。

haqiliantiandijinlehuangjidian,waiwainiuniudikaozailongyishang,baiwuliaolaidikanzhewenwujindianxingli。

“youshiqizou,wushituichao。”wangchengenyishenghan,zaochaokaishi。

huangdirucibeilan,zhuduodachendoumeitiyijian。

zaichangdeduoshiweizhongxiandangyu,babudehuangdihuangfeichaozheng,zenmekenengyincijianyanni?

meidengdachenshuohua,zhuyoujianshuodao:“jiriqi,zaochaogaiweisishi。”

“bixiabuke。”shiduxushitaiweidengxukebianchulie。

haishiyouganshuohuade,ranerzhuyoujianbingbudasuanjixushitaijianghuadejihui。

“zhenyiyijue,wufuduoyan。neigeshangyitiaozhi,fayuneiwaizhixiao。”zhuyoujianshuodao。

“bixia,cijuyuzhibuhe……”

“paoxiaodiantang,raoluanchaohuizhixu,nianchuqu。”zhuyoujianyihuishou,likeyouweishijinlai,baxushitaituozou。

zaochaoshizhendezao,bailanshibukenengde。

gaibianshijiankeyimihuoweizhongxian,jitayizhong“huangdibuzuweilv”decuojue。

daoshihouzhongquanchuji,kendinghenyouyisi。

neigeshoufuhuanglijiyingxia,cishijieguo,cuichengxiuchulie,shuolewangzhichenrugebingjianguanjingyingdeshi。

mingchaoneigefuchendexuanbabingwuyangeliucheng,yongledeshihouhuangdiyijuhua,zhengtongnianjiangechentuiju,chenghuanianjiangebutuiju,jiajingnianjianyoushihuangdixiazhi。

cuichengxiutuiju,huangditongyi,bierenmeishenmeyijian,qingeryijujiutongguolezheixiangtiyi。

jingyingzongdu、xiangchengbolishouqiyouhuashuo,danshibuganshuo。

zhenyaoshiyonglenianjian,nikancuichengxiuhuibuhuibeiandaodishangda,rujindexunguijiushixiaotouming,naliganfankangrurizhongtiandejiuqiansuini?

tingdaosunchengzongjierendushi,chaochenmingxianyouxiezaodong。

buzhiqingdeyandangxiangbutongweishenmehuishisunchengzong,danshibuhuifandui“daer”cuichengxiu,feiyandangzezaikaolvhuangdishibushizaishouhuibingquan,yincibushuohua,pahuailehuangdidejihua。

于是,此提议通过。

“nizhi,zhaosunchengzongyuqianzoudui,tuichao。”shuowan,qishenjiuzou。

不然呢?

留下来听大家扯皮?

huidaoyushufang,jinridezouzheyijingqulai。

duoshigonghehuangdidengji,biaomingziji“jianjueyonghuhuangdilingdao”demapizhe,zhuyoujianlandekan,jiaodao:“chenbingzheng。”

chenbingzhengjinlai,koucheng“wansuiye。”

“qugaosusilijian,rangcaohuachunzuonanjingshoubeitaijian,bayangchaodiaohuilai。”zhuyoujianfenfudao。

“wansuiye,shifoutaiguocangcule?”chenbingzhengxiaoxinyiyidiwenleyiju。

caohuachunshixinwangfulaoren,ti**lisuoyingdang,wentishinanjingshoubeitaijiantaiguozhongyao。

nanjingshoubeitaijianyibanjianlingwujundoudufuzhiyidezhongjundoudufushiwu,lilunshangzhiguannanfangsuoyoujundui,quanshibushiyibandida。

weizhongxianzhengshitongguoyangchaokongzhinanfangdejundui,maoranhuanren,zhipajiuqiansuiyouxiangfa。

“zhenzhidaoweizhongxianyucaohuachunyouguojie,suoyimeidiaotahuilai,xianzainanjingxiangxiangfu,zaibaqifutaderenzhiyizhi,weizhongxianyaoshiyouyijian,rangtalaigenzhenshuo。”zhuyoujianshuodao。

maoxiankendingde,yaoshiweizhongxianbutongyi,huangdikejiumeilianle。

dudejiushijingyingzheikuairougoufei,nengmanzuweizhongxiandeweikou。

manzubule,dabulebaidaozijinhongdaozichu。

chongzhenbushikangxi,weizhongxianbushiaobai,yigedashigeqingqingsongsong。

zhishihuangdidongshousharen,shuomingyijingduineiwaichedishiqulezhangkongli,feibudeyibukewei。

yaoshiweizhongxianbeiyanle,neijiushisunchengzongzuozhenjiliao,caohuachunzuozhennanjing,nanbeijunduiwoshouzhong,dengganweizhongxiandeshihou,qimadifangjunduibuhuiluan。

也不能乱。

benlaijiushifengyupiaoyao,junduizaiyoubianluan,guojialikeweixian。

suoyilishishangdechongzhendengjizhichubudongshengse,tongguotibashengqiandefangshibaweizhongxiandangyudiaolileguanjiangangwei,ranhouzhimingyiji。

danshizhuyoujianrenweichongzhendebuzitaixiaole。

他是皇帝。

tianxiagongzhu,dayisuozai。

什么是大义?

dayijiushiweizhongxianhenbudechongzhenqusi,quezhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetadengji。

jiduanyidianshuo,dayijiushi“rangnisi,nijiuyinggaiguaiguaiqusia”!

胆子大一点。

zuizhongyaodeshi,zaiweichanchuweizhongxianbujudeguochengzhong,bunengfangsongjunshijianshe。

chongzhenfanlezheigemaobing,daozhi“ningyuanbingbian”fasheng,suishuoyuanchonghuandanrenduqigaodinglebingbian,danshijunshililiangbeijidadixueruole,bingqieshouchangerrenbeishemian,qitajianglingkanlebianshengchulexiaoxinsi。

但能怪谁呢?

大家都要恰饭的啊!

一个字:钱!

suoyizhuyoujianyaoweizhongxiangaoerbaiwanliangruneiku,buzhishiweilejianshejingying,yeshidasuanjisunchengzongdaiyixieyinziqu。

jiuzaizhuyoujiandanjingjielvshi,chenbingzhengdaolesilijian。

weizhongxianyuxuyingyuanzaiwanpaijiu,wangtiqianlaolaoshishipiyuezouzhe。

xuyingyuanyiqianshiweizhongxiandeduyou,neigeshihouweizhongxianyijingqishi,tabuganying,ercishiweizhongxianweilebajiexuyingyuan,yizhizaishu。

houhouyidieyinpiao,hongguangmanmian,xuyingyuandexinqinghaodebudele。

jiandaochenbingzheng,xuyingyuanzhuaqiliangzhangdiguoqu,shuodao:“jianzheyoufen,zhanzhanxiqi。”

chenbingzhengyikan,yibailiangyizhangde,likeshuodao:“duoxiexuye。”

“haoshuo。”xuyingyuanwendao:“wansuiyoushenmefenfu?”

suisitaijiandaolai,biranyouzhiyi。

“wansuizhiyi:rangcaohuachunzuonanjingshoubeitaijian,bayangchaodiaohuilai。

wansuiyouyan:zhenzhidaoweizhongxianyucaohuachunyouguojie,suoyimeidiaotahuilai,xianzainanjingxiangxiangfu,zaibaqifutaderenzhiyizhi,weizhongxianyaoshiyouyijian,rangtalaigenzhenshuo。”chenbingzhengshuodao。

意见老大了。

xianbabeimianjunduiduole,xianzaiyouyaoduonanbiande,huangdishibushiyaogaowo?

youbudeweizhongxianbuduoxiang,shizaishizijiashizijiazhi,butitagenhuangdideguanxi,jiushuoyichaotianziyichaochen,tayegaigundande。

wangtiqianjianweizhongxiansikao,huidao:“chenyeshaodaipianke,rongwodengshangyiyier。”

“tianzijiashi,yiyankejue,youhekeshangyide?”xuyingyuanqiangdadao:“xiaochennihuibaowansuiye,mashangjiuban。”

“youlaosanweiye。”chenbingzhenggonggongshou,zhuanshenjiuzou,gangchusilijian,jiukandaozhuyoujianyingmianerlai,likeguixiaxingli:“wansuiyeshengan。”

“qilaiba,suizhenjinqu。”zhuyoujianbaibaishou,zoujinlesilijian。

limiantingdaowaimiandongjing,wangtiqiandengrenlikepaochulaijiejia。

dagaishitaiguocongmang,xuyingyuansaijinhuailideyinpiaodouluchuleyijiao。

“xingle,jinqushuohua。”zhuyoujianzoujinqu,

wuli,congmangshoushidepaijiubingweishouhao,zhuyoujianyiyankandao,zouguoququchulai,xingzhibobodishuodao:“lai,yiqiwanliangba。”

“wansuiye,cijubutuo。”youxiaotaijianshuodao。

“nishi?”zhuyoujianwendao。

neirenhuidao:“nubiliuruoyu,neizhifangjingguanwenshu。”

“zhongxinkejian,quyumajian,zuogefuzhangyin,dianxuanyipihaomayuqishi,guojitianzhenyaochuqudalie。”zhuyoujiansuikoushuodao。

chongzhenchaoshidetaijian,zhuyoujianyinxiangshenkedeyouweizhongxian、caohuachun、wangchengen,lingyigejiushiliuruoyu。

zhuyaoshizheijiahuozigongdongjibijiaomi。

yinweizuolemeng,fangzhedahaodejiashibugu,gele,jingonghoubeiweizhongxianyizhong,queyuweizhongxianmaoheshenli,qingchuyandangshiruyu,zhushulishuo。

zongzhi,zheishigekeyongde。

zhuyoujiankansisuiyideanpai,qishishijiyumajianchanshazi,youyongmeiyongde,jiudangyishouxianqi。

“lai,gankuaixipai。”zhuyoujianzhaohuweixuzuoxia,youfenfuwangtiqianquanpairenming,genbenmeijijirenfanduidejihui。

douhuangdikaixinzuizhongyao,weizhongxianwuxiaduoxiang,zhaohuxuyingyuanzuole,shijinghunshenjieshupeihuangdiwanleqilai。

确实是浑身解数。

yizhishutaikeyi,bixushixiaoyingdashu,erqiebushidahuxiaojiao,gaixingfenshixingfen,gaiaonaoshiaonao。

jishuyuyanji,queyibuke。

心累。

chongzhenjiujiandanle,xixingjieluyuse,zenmetongkuaizenmelai。

dangwangtiqiandaizheliuruoyuhuilaideshihou,zhuyoujianyijingyinglewuqianliang。

maosizhaodaolefajiazhifudejueqiao。

zhuyoujiankanlerenming,yongleyinhou,duiliuruoyushuodao:“suqu,moyaodanwulezhenchulie,tuwenfuyaoshiluosuo,daerguazizhaohu。”

liuruoyumenmenbuledixieenerqu,xiandehenwuzhu。

huangdirucihuangtang,tianxiahaiyoujiu?

zhuyoujiankanzaiyanli,quemeiyoubiaoshi。

duoshuoyijudoukenengrangweizhongxianjingjue,kanliuruoyudewuxinghenenglile。

wanleyigeshichen,xuyingyuanyingdesiwanduoliangquantulechulai,weizhongxianyeshulexiaoliangwan。

“wansuiye,meiqianle,zhenmeiqianle。”xuyingyuankuzhelianshuodao。

“ye,nubijixushuwanle,zaiwanjiuyaomaizhaizile。”weizhongxiangenzhemaican。

“nishuoni,tangtangdongchangtidu,qinglianzhici,hekulaizai!”zhuyoujianbayinpiaofenzuosanfen,shuodao:“xingle,miandenimenmeiqianhua,zhendesanwanlianghuanchengxianyinsongjingonglai。”

“wansuirende,nubishizaishi……”weizhongxianganjitiling,qibuchengsheng。

“xingle,guojitianchulie,nikanyouqishehaode,xuanjigegenzhelai,biaoxianhaodeyoujiang,biaoxianchadechengfa。”zhuyoujianmaizhewangbabu,youzaiyouzailikai。

zuoweicengjingdetieshentaijian,xuyingyuangenshang。

denghuangdilikai,weizhongxianhewangtiqianxiangshiyixiao,ganjuewenle。

tancai、haowu、aiwan,xiangshei?

jiaomentianzi、tumubaozhanshen、yingzongzhuqizhen。

kaishikendinghuihenzhenzuo,houmianjiuhuiyuelaiyuelan,e,xianzaijiuyijinghenlanle,weileduoshuiyihuishenzhigailezaochaoshijian。

zheiyangdehuangdi,haobawo。

weizhongxianjuede,zijiwanquankeyichengweichongzhenchaodewangzhen,jixutianqichaodeweifeng。