第3章 男人就得揍

zhongyubaxiaorangtangshanglewennuandekefang,bingqieyejiadezhuanyongdafuqinziweiqicaleyao,baozhaleshangkou。

yefeiranzaiyipangzhengzhengshoulebanye,xiaorangdetiwencaixiajianghuilai,buzaifashao。

tacouzaichuangbian,manwumudedexiang,xiaorangzhangdeshizhenhaokan,guaibudegengdangshangnanzhu,beineimeduorenaimu。

shuzhongyouyinyuetouluguoxiaorangdeshenfen,tashidangchaohuangdizuijiuhou,hegongrenwanledehujifengliuyiyedejieguo,shenfenbeijian,bubeihuangshichengren。jingrensheji,zuizhonglunweinuji。

taderongmaojiyouhurendelingli,gaobishenmu,youyouzhongyuanyidaiderouhe,meidejingxi。taxiangshiyikuaiweijingxiushidemeiyu,yewuxuxiushi,chongmanyexingyuzirandemeigan。jiulianhunmideyangziyehaokanderenshengongfen。

congyefeihuanbianzidechoudazhongjiukeyikanchu——yefeihuanneimetaoyanta,doumeishedepohuaizheizhangwanmeidelian。

tazhengkandechushen,tangzaichuangshangdemeiyushaonianmengzhengyanyanjing,molvsedetongkonganzangfengmang。

yefeiranbeitaheleyitiao,kekebanban:“ni、nixingla?wozhaodafujinikanguole,doushipiwaishang,zaiyangjitianjiuhuifule。buyaobufashaojiuxing。”

tashuozhe,shouyouchaozheshaoniandemotoumoqu,xiangkankantadetiwenshifouzhengchang。

xiaorangxianranwujieletadeyisi,mosedeyanmouzhonghuaguoyisiyane,taiqishoutuita:“gun!”

xiaorangshentixuruo,zheidianlidaosuanbushangshenme。zhishiyefeiranyijingshoulebantian,shentitongyangxuruo,beitazheimeyipeng,yigeliangqiangdiedaozaidishang。

两人同时一愣。

cishi,menkouchuchuanlaiyishengjiaochi:“haoa,nizheijiannu,juranhaigandawomeimei!”

yefeihuantizhebianzijiujinlaile:“meimei,zheinanrenameiyigehaodongxi,jiudezou!duitahaotafanerganshangtian,duodajiduntajiulaoshile!”

tasuishichongzheyefeiranshuohua,yanjingqueshidingjinlexiaorang:“re,jiejiebianzijieni,zoutayade!”

yefeiran:……jiejiezheigeqianjiaobaimeidedameiren,naodaigualixiangdejiujingshishenme?!

yefeihuandebianziyijingdidaotadebijian,yefeiranzongsuanshixiangqi,zijiyesuanshifanpaijiazuzhongdeyiyuan,yinggaiyoudianzijidepiqi,juedao:“buxing!wozijiderenwozijizuozhu!sheiyebiexiangdongta!”

yefeihuanyileng,jiezhexiaorongmingyan:“duile,zheicaishiwomeimeima!”

yefeiran:……zheishentamadefanpaisiwei!

yefeihuanshuangkuaidao:“shijiejieyuyuele,meimeixinliyoushujiuxing。zhishizheinanrena,qianwanbunengrangtapadaonitoushang。”

liangrensheiyemeiyouzhuyidao,tangzaichuangshangdexiaorangmolvdeyanmouzhonghuaguoyisiyane。

yanqiandelianggenvrenzaitakanlaimeiyouqubie,yigexiangyongbianzibiandarangtaqufu,yigezeshixiang……xiaorangxiangxiangjiujuedeexin!

huangdihunyongwuneng,libenglehuai,weichugedeguizushaonvsixiaquanyangnanchong、nuliyijingbushishenmexinxianshi,gengyoushenzhe,jiangnanchongdangchengxuanyaodeziben。

xiaoranglengzheiyizhanglian,zhangzhangdeyanjiemaozaitalianshangdachunongmideyinying,yezheyanzhutaneixindeyane。

yefeiranchajuedaotaxinqingbuhao,yefeichangyouzizhizhimingdeqingchutaxinqingbuhaodegenyuanjiushitagenjiejiezheilianggeeren。yushilianmangcuicujiejie:“womenzouba,rangtayigerenjingyanghuier。”

yefeihuan“ai”leyisheng,zhenbeitatuizhechulai。