第3章鹅鹅鹅鹅

zheishizhouchenyuanzhuanxiaohoudiyicilumian。

yitaweishoudezheibangwaimaochuzhongdedazhangtuiyichuxian,likejiuyinqilesaodong。

xiaoguniangmenfanhuachi,haiyourennashoujitoumopaizhao。

zongzhiyishizhijian,zhouweidejingyazantanshengbujueyuer。

hexiaoranchoutamenyiyan,shouhuishixian,shenmewanyi?

jiuzhouchenyuanneigoupiqi,jiusuanshiguigongzi,yeshi“wohenshuai,wohenyouqian,danshiwoshishenjingbingxilie”。

“biekanle,neijigerenbushininengxiaoxiangde。”qinkaimiaoyiyan,“kantamendeyizhedaban,gegedoushidingzhikuan。”

“nihendongma。”hexiaorankanta,“zheimedong,yileiren?”

qinkaideyi,“zheimeyouyanguang,zhongwuqingnichiduojiayifenniuroudehuimian!”

“抄!尽管抄!”

kuaishangkedeshihou,hexiaoranqianhouzuoyoudouzuoleren,yigegetoutouchuota:“xiaoran,woshangcidelunwenmeizhixielebazi,nidejiewokanyiyanbei。”

hexiaoranzhizhihoumian,“qinkaizaichaoni!”

hexiaoranxuexihaisuanrenzhen,bijing,tashiyixinyiyibenzhejiangxuejinderen。

lindacaineilaogou,danfantamenjiemeisanwangtayaoqian,jiuyidingshititiaojian,yaoburanyifendoubuji。

hexiaorandemubiaojiushinaxiadaxuesiniansuoyounengnadejiangxuejin,jiliangxiaozhibuchongyingyang,haiyaofangzhihemiaoshengbing。

shangkeqian,jiaoshiluanhonghongyipian,laoshimeilaizhiqian,dajialiaotianshuohuagexianshentong。

houmenweizhishibushibaofachuyizhenxiaosheng,qifenshifendelianghao。

qizhongyijiaoyihexiaoranweishou,yibangrentanxiaofengsheng,hexiaoranxiaodegenzhidaeside,“eeee……”

zhouchenyuanturanyixiazhanqilai,raoguodabangejiaoshi,yibuyibuzoudaohexiaoranmianqian,liangzhishou“pa”yishengpaizaitamianqiandezhuozishang,yilianyanedikanzhetashuo:

“nizaiganeyisheng,laozijiubanidunle!”

zhenggejietijiaoshilidounengtingdaotadeejiaosheng,tingdetaxinfanqizao,henbudenachouwazidutazui。

zhouchenyuanneiyijuyidongtaiyinrenzhumule,tayidong,suoyourendeshixiandoubuyouzizhugenzheta。

benyiweitaqushangcesuo,meixiangdaotajingranzhuanmenqujinggaohexiaoran。

hexiaoranlikebishangzui,zidongzijueyonglianggenshizhijizijidezuibashanglegefengyin。

shuangfangdexiaoguicaozuorangjiaoshiyipiananjing。

zhouchenyuanlenglengpietayiyan,huizijizuowei。

jiaoshizaijingmolejimiaozhonghou,zhongyuhuimanmanhuifulexuanxiao。

qinkaixiaoshengwen:“niganshenmele?taweishenmezhenduini?”

“e……jiuyoudianxiaowuhui。”hexiaoranganxiao:“buyaofangzaixinshang,zhendeshixiaowuhui!”

“renjiazheishizhuanxuediyitian,nigentanengyoushenmewuhui?”qinkaidigu。

hexiaoranbuhaoduoshuo,tamenliangzhijiandewuhuidalequ,tamanshenshizuidoujieshibuqing。

kejianshifenzhong,hexiaorangentongxuemenliaotiandeyiwangxing,ejiaoshengzhongchujianghu。

qinkaiganjinnabichuolechuota,“nihaixiao?nikan!”

hexiaoranyitaitou,jiukandaozhouchenyuanzhenghuishen,ehenhendengtayiyan。

何小燃:“……”

做人不能太幼稚!

buguoxiangxiang,zhouchenyuanbitahaixiaojigeyue,youzhijiuyouzhiba。

xianzailiuxingshenmexiaonaigou、xiaolanggou,tayunqihenbuhao,beiyoubiaokachikadaodeshizhixiaoyegou。

zhouchenyuankanhexiaoran,neijiushikanbugongdaitianchourendeyanshen,zheiranghexiaoranshenbiandepengyoujuede,hexiaorangenzhouchenyuanzhijiandewuhuikenengbuxiao。

kejieshudeshihou,jingjixuelaoshirangbanzhangjidajiafalejuanzi,shuoshixiajiekedezuoye。

jiaoshiliyipianaihao,hexiaoranyibianshoushidongxiyibiangenrenshuoxiao,jieguoneibianzhouchenyuanzhijiezouguolai,you“pa”yisheng,hexiaoranmianqianduoleyizhangjuanzi。

hexiaorantaitoukanta,zhouchenyuanjugaolinxiakanzheta,gaolengdao:“niganbuzuoshishi?”

气氛有些窒息。

banxiang,zhongrenjiukandaohexiaoranminzui,shenshoubaneizhangshijuanduizhe,jiajinshuli。

周沉渊转身走了。

tayizou,jiaoshiyixiazhakaileguo,“xiaoran,tazheishixiaoyuanbaling,nigaosulaoshiqu!”

“jiushi,pingshenmerangnixietadezuoye?niyiweizheilishixiaoxuexiaoyuanma?”

“huibuhuiguowaibalingfengqibijiaoyanzhong?tayiweiguoneixuexiaoyezheiyang?”

hexiaoranhensong:“bujiuyizhangjuanzima?wozuo。”

“nizenmezheimesonga?jingranbeizhuanxiaoshengqifu,xianghuama?”jiaoshiliqitaweizhiderendouguolaisongyong:“zhengmianganga!nipataya?”

“jiushijiushi,womenkendingdoushizhichinide!”

yibangrenzhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng,yigegehanzherangtazhengmiangang,hexiaoranbakebensaibaoli,zheishizhengmiangangdeshima?

houtianhaizhiwangmianfeirenliuni,gangleduitayoushenmehaochu?

zhouliushangwu,hexiaoranyidazaojiupaleqilai,shuohaozhouliurangrenlaijieta,tajiuzaifanglideng。

jieguo,kuaidaojiudianbandeshihou,hexiaoranjiedaohemiaodedianhua。

hemiaoshengyindaizhekuqiang:“jie,nikuaihuilaiyitangba,heshiyaobeibadasile!”

hexiaoranwozhedianhua:“woxianzaijiuhuiqu!”

tayibazhuaiguowaitao,chongchumenqu。

lindacaishilanchengdexiaodichanshang,zaoxienianzhuanlexieqian,zuideyiwangxingdeshihou,shoudaoshenbianneixieyouqianrenqifa,paotguodeyijiaheigueryuantiaoxuanlesangepiaoliangdenvhaishouyang。

mingzheshizuocishan,shijishangshizhiwangzheisangepiaoliangnvhaizhangdahou,dazhuanyibi。

tayixinwangshangpa,zhidaomouxieyouqianrenwochuodexinsi。

sangenvhaiyangzhe,genbenmudehaishiweilezhuanqian。

meijiarenzhiqian,takeyiaigesongjineixiexihuanxiaochuniaodefuhao,shiwanhaishibao,kantamenxingzhi。

dengyihouzheixieyatoumeirenyaole,hainengjiajineixienianjidadeyouqianren,cailiyoushiyidabi。

lindacaidesuanpandadepapaxiang,danshizhongjianhaishichuleyiwai。

dangniantiaorendeshihou,takeshitiaolesangezuipiaoliangdenvhai。

qizhongyouyigeyouweitebie。

quanshenshangxiatongtixuebai,jiuliantoufameimaodoushibaise,yanjinghaishijiweihanjiandefense,yanjingyuanyuandada,xianggeyangwawa。

dangshijiqulegehemiaodemingzi。

jieguo,linghuilaisannianhou,lindacaicaizhidao,shenmeyangwawa?

那是白化病!

他被黑中介忽悠了!

lindacaijicisanfanxiangbahemiaojirengle,jieguodoubeihexiaoranzhaolehuiqu。

hexiaoranjiugenzhilanggouside,baitianheiyebushuijuediding,yidianfengchuicaodongtajiuganbajingchazhaoqu,nongdelindacaiyedayedale,mayemale,zuihouzhinengfangqi。

danshicongciyihou,lindacaiduihemiaoshisishihuo,genbenbuzaiyi,jiulianshiwuyeshigaoxingshijiyikou,bugaoxingjiuezhe。

hemiaonenghuodaozheimeda,wanquanshiyinhexiaoranheheshipinsihuzhe!