第2章 妹妹,姐姐给你端屎端尿?!(2849字)

“不用管她”

“自生自灭”

jigeziyingraozaiyelierbian。

yelimanyanyanedekanzheyanqianren。

zheijiushihetayinaitongbaodesange,yeyifei。

jiushitayanzhengzhengdekanzhezijishoubeikanduan,lengmodeliuxialezheibagezi。

yeyifeibudengyelikaikouyoushiyitongmaiyuan。

“yeli,wowenni,wanertoutong,niweishenmebuqukanta,nizenmezheimelengxue,lianzijidemeimeidoubuguanxin?nijiuzheimejiduwanerbinishouchong?ketashiwomendemeimei!”

yelitaiyankanleyixiayeyifei。

yewanshitademeimei,tayelinandaojiubushima?

tashengbingdeshihou,zenmemeijianzheiweigegezheji?

“yewantoutongguanwoshenmeshi?toutongjiuzhaodafu,sangeshibushilaicuoledifang,wozheixiaoyuankebushiyiguan。”yelidandandehuileyiju。

“kankannishuodeshenmehua?”yeyifeizhenjing:“zheishiyigedi**nengshuochulaidehuama?zijidemeimeishengbingle,niquewudongyuzhong,haizaizheilishuofenglianghua?”

yeyifeihenhendidengleyeliyiyan。

yelichuimouyanxiaxinzhongdebuyue:“sangeshuodedui,zheishiershiwodecuo,wozheijiuqukankanwanermeimei。”

tabenxiangyuanlizheixierende,jirannibuyiburao,neijiubieguaitabukeqile。

laotianjiranrangtazhongshengle,neikendingshibuhuirangtarushangyishineiyangbiequdehuozhe,jiranruci,neitajiubayejiajiaodetianfandifu。

yeyifeizhangzhangshuleyikouqi。

这才对嘛。

zheiyangcaishitaneigeweiweinuonuo,shenmeyebanbuhao,quejiduchengxing,xinxiongxiaaide,xuyaotahaohaodingzhumanmanjiaoxundemeimei。

meiyoutadeqiaoda,zheimeimeihaizhibudingfanxiashenmeyouweilijiaodeshiqing。

yelizaitaiyan,manlian“zhenzhi”:“sange,wanermeimeineilixuyaorenzhaogu,nixianqu,wohuanjianyishangjiuguoqu。”

叶逸飞拧着眉。

yedui,wanermeimeixianzaizhengbingzheni,jiaoguidehen,bunengpengzangdongxi。

“nihuanjianganjingdeyifu,mobazangdongxidaijiwanermeimei。”

liuxiazheijuhua,yeyifeiyitoutaibandesudulikai。

wanermeimeijiaojiaoruoruode,yanxiashenzibushufu,shenbianbunengquerenzhaogu。

kanzheyeyifeidebeiying,yelizuijiaoluchuyisichaofeng。

tajiaoguozaiyuanzilidasaodehongling。

tadeshenbianzhiyoulianggeyahuan,yigeshiningxiang,yigeshihongling。

honglingshigehuabuduodeguniang,zaitabeiyewanguanyaqifudeshihou,honglingcengtoutoujitasongguochishi。

jieguokexiangerzhi,honglingbeiyewanhuohuodasi。

erzaineizhiqian,taqueyizhibaningxiangzuoweizijidexinfu。

真是可笑至极。

“**,nijiaonubiyouhefenfu?”

红菱局促的站着。

yelichongzhehonglingweiweiyixiao,shiyitabiejinzhang,ranhouzaijuzilinaleyigewujian,jiaojihonglingyihouyoudishengjiaodailejiju。

honglingxianshiyileng,houshilidao:“**fangxin,nubiyidingbanhao。”

honglingdelezhishi,qiaoqiaolikaileshangshufu。

yelizheicaiqishen,qianwangyewandeyuanzi。

xingzouzhijian,yeliqingqingmosuozheshouwanshangdezhuozi。

zheizhizhuozishitawusuishi,qingxuguandeguanzhusongjitade。

neishitagaoshaobutui,dafuyongleyaoyizhibujianhao。

muqindaizhetaquqingxuguanqifuxiaozai。

sheizhineitianguanzhuzhengzaizuoyichangfashi,meikongjiedaiwairen。

muqinxinjirufen,sanbaijiukouyilushangleshan。

guanzhudongrong,zheicaijiedailetamenmunv,bujinzhihaolebing,haizengsonglezheizhizhuozi,shuoyelishizheizhuozideyouyuanren。

huijiahoumeichubannianshijian,muqinbingshile。

suoyourendoushuoshitakesilemuqin。

muqinsihouyouguolebannian,fuqinquleyewandemuqin。

还带来了叶婉!

cishi,yelilaidaoleyewandeyuanziqian。

kanzhezheishuxiyoumoshengdeyuanzi,yelixinzhongyinyincitong。

yewandedaolai,chuleqiangletadefuqin,gege,haiqiangleshuyutadeyiqie。

biruxianzaizheigehualideyuanzi,yuanbenshitade。

yewanweiweiququdeshuolejuxihuan,fuqinjiurangtanuoledifang,zhujinlexianzaijianlouxiaxiaodexiaoyuan。

yelimaijinzheigeyuanbenshuyutadeyuanzi。

gangzoudaomenkou,wulibianchuanchulaineitaoyandeshengyin。

“sange,nibieshengqi,sijietabushiguyide,tayinggaishidanxinwoguolebingqijita,ai,douguaiwo,shengdenamenzibinga。”

yewanxishengxiyu,zaijiashangshengyinzhongdaizheyiguzirouruo,sheitingledouhuixinshenglianxi。

yelichengren,yiqiantajiushibeiyewanzheirouruodebiaomianpianle。

zaijiashangfuqinchangchangshuo,yewancongxiaolikaidie,chijinleku,rangxiongmeijirendourangrangta,mibuta。

neishiyelibudong,yimenxinsibayewandangqinmeimeiduidai,zhangdatacaixiangmingbai。

yuanlaifuqinzaozaojiuheyewandeniangsitong,beipanlemuqin。

kexi,xiangmingbaiyechile,fuqinhegegemendexindoupianxiangleyewan。

叶璃自嘲的笑了笑。

zijizhenshitianzhendekeyi,shangyishibeiyewancanhaibuyuan。

“waner,nijiushitaishanliangle,caihuishouyelideqifu,nishenzibushi,yelizuoweijiejie,moshuoshilaikanwangni,jiusuanshijiniduanchadaoshui,yeshitagaizuode。”

“bushide,sange,duanchadaoshuishinucaigandehuo,jiejiezenmenengganni。”

“zheihuowoqueshigaigan。”yelishizaitingbuxiazheiduixiongmeideexinhua,zhijiemaijinlewuli。

“meimeishengbing,woduanchadaoshui,lisuoyingdangde,natianmeimeitanle,wojiujimeimeiduanshiduanniaokehao?”

端屎端尿?

瘫痪!

这**竟敢咒她?

yewanmeitoujinzhou,yandishanguoyisieduzhise。

danzheizhishiyishunjiandeshier,tahenkuaishenzihouqing,kaozailekaozhenshang,anzhetaiyangxuedao:“duibuqisijie,douguaiwoshenzibuzhengqi,duanchadaoshuishenmede,shisangedeqihua,nibuyaowangxinliqu,tajiushiguanxinzeluaneryi。”

yeyifeitingba,henhendidengleyeliyiyan:“shenmeduanshiduanniaode,nishishangshufudedinv,zenmeshuohuazheimecubi,ninapayouwanershifenzhiyimingli,woyebuhuizheimecaoxin。”

yeliyanxiaxinlideexin,dimeidao:“sangejiaoxundeshi。”

jiushizheiyang,wulunyelishuoshenmezuoshenme,gegemendouhuijuedeshitadecuo。

yinweiheyewanbiqilai,tayelijiushichajingera。

yewanxindishanliang,tajiushixinchangdaidu。

yewangaoshangyazhi,tajiushicubibukan。

yelibahenyiyanzangzaixinli,kaikoudaoqiandao:“wanermeimeishengbingwomeilaiduanchadaoshui,xinlishifenkuijiu,suoyiwotimeimeiqingledafu,yinggaiyihuierjiudao。”

yelishuodezhenxinmanman,tingdeyewandouhuaiyitabianleyigeren。

怎么会这样?

yelibugaiweiquma,bugaidiaoyanleima!

zheiyangyeyifeijiuhuigengjiarendingshiyeliwuliqunao,meiyoudajiaguixiudeyangzi。

ertajiuhuibeiyelichentuodegengjiatinghuaguaiqiao。

yeyifeilengxiaoleyisheng:“xiangnizheiyanglengxinlengqingderen,jingranhuijiwanerqingdafu?”

gangcaimingminghaishuo,yewanshengbingbuguantadeshi。

这么快就转性了?

yelizaixinzhonglengxiao,lianshangquedaizhejingya:“sangezheimeguanxinwanermeimei,mofeimeijitaqingdafu?nandaoniyaotarenzhe?haishiwanermeimeibupeiqingdafu,sangea,zheijiushinidebuduile,toutongbunengrende,renzheshiyaosirende!”

yeliduitadesangehenlejie。

yeyifeipiqibaozao,xingzizhi,meiyoushenmenaixinhexixin。

tahuiduiyewanxuhanwennuan,danbuyidinghuimianmianjudao。

yeyifeilianzhangdetonghong:“waner,wo……wobingmeiyoujuedenibupei,wo……wozhishi……”

tazhishiguzhejiaoxunyelile,meixiangzheimequanmianeryi。

zaishuojiali**bingle,yahuanmendoushisideme,buhuiqingdafume?

“sijiecuoguaisangele,shiwoburangtaqingdafude,wodetoubusuanhentong,renrenjiuguoqule,naliyongdezheqingdafu。”yewanqieshengqieqide,yifushanjierenyideyangzi。

yuanbenyeyifeihaizaiganga,tingdaozheifanhua,maotouzhijiezhixiangleyewan:“wanershengbingle,nizheidangjiejiedejitaqingdafuzenmele,womeitiangongwuchanshen,nayounizheimexian。”

huahaimeishuowan,yahuanlaibao,dafudaole。

yewanyandishanguoyisihuangluan。

她头痛是装的!

tafaxianyelichangchangduizhezijideshouzhuonianniantaotao,xuxiayixiedongxi,bingqiehenkuaijiuhuilingyan。

biruyelixiangyaoyigefengzheng,guojitiantashoulijiuhuichuxian。

silaixiangqutajuedingyongzhuangbingshitanyixiayeli。

tazaoyidasuanhao,dengyelilaile,tajiukusuzijikewangyouyitaojingchengzuishixingdetoumian。

ruguotanengdaishang,toutongjiuhuijianqing。

yelineimehaohenong,tayidinghuidaying。

ruguoyanzhengshouzhuozhendeling,tazaixiangbanfaduoguolai。

nazhidaoyelizheicixuecongmingle,bujinmeilai,haibayeyifeizheishalengzizhaolaile。

dangzheyeyifeidemian,tajiubunengshitanyelile。

buguo,yanxiazuizhongyaodeshibazheidafuhenongguoqu。

yewanxiangdaocishunjianjichuyitouhan。

yewandexinsiyelikanzaiyanli,tajiazuozhejidedecuicudafu:“dafu,ninkuaidianer,womeimeidoutengchuhanle。”