第一章
weilejisuxiaodancouqichuangyezijin，linweiyuemanzhejiarenmaidiaolezijicongxiaojuzhudelaofangzi。
tamanxinhuanxidibaqianjiaodaotashoushang，yanjinglishanshuozheduiweilaidechongjing。
“qinaide，naquhaohaochuangye，womenyidinghuiyoumeihaodeyihou。”
kedangtagangzouchufangjian，jingtingjiansuxiaodanheyiqunhaoxiongdizaiketinglisiyidaxiao：
“linweiyueneichunhuo，haizhenyiweixiaogenihuiyongzheiqianchuangyeranhouhetazhangxiangsishouni，jianzhichundaojiale！”
linweiyuejiaobumengdidunzhu，xiayishijuedesuxiaodanyidinghuiweizijifanbo。
kejinjiezhe，taneicierdeshengyinjingzhizhichuantoutadeneixin：
“sheirangtadangchujieruwoheluoxuandeganqing，baluoxuanqizoude，zheishidijiushijiucibaofu，zaigaoyicijiuchedishuaileta！”
jigexiongdilikegenzhehongxiaoqilai，yourenmanlianchaofengdixishuzheguowang：
“diyici，nishuonigongsiyaopochan，taerhuabushuobazijisuoyoujixudoujileni，keniquenazheqianquhaodu。”
“dierci，nishuonishengbingjixuxiyouxuexing，taweilezhaopipeixuexing，paobianlezhenggechengshidexueku，leidaoyundao，keniquezaibeihouchaoxiaotashigexiaohua。”
“disanci，niguyizhizaochehuojiaxiang，piantashuonikuaibuxingle，tahededangchangshikong，kaichechuanghongdengganguolai，jieguochuleyanzhongchehuo，chadiandiulexingming。”
touguobanyandemen，linweiyuekanjiansuxiaodanmanliandeyi，meiyouyisikuijiu。
“xingle，bieluosuole，xiongdimendouqingchuwogentazaiyiqijiushiweilebaofu，doushitazizhaode！”
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tamenzaiketingsiwujidandigaoshengtanlunzhe，sihaomeiyouxiangdaolinweiyuezaijia。
tingdaosuxiaodandeneixiehua，xiongkougangfenghehaodeshangkousihuyouzaiyinyinzuotong。
zhengrutamensuojifengdeneiyang，zhiqianlinweiyuedezhisuxiaodanchulechehuo，xinjirufen，kaicheshichuanglehongdeng，jieguoyinfalezhongdashigu。
posuidebolichechuangcongxinkoudeweizhiyiluhuadaoyaoce，linweiyuejihushicongguimenguanzouleyizao。
jibianruci，taxinglaidediyijianshi，rengshipaodaoyishengmianqianxunwensuxiaodandeqingkuang。
kexianzaitamenqueshuo，tadechehuo、baokuozhiqiansuozaoyudesuoyoukunan，doushisuxiaodanyishoucehuade？
yiqiezhishiweilebaofutacengjingjiangzhaoluoxuan“qizou”？
xiaoshengwanruohongzhong，zhendelinweiyuenaodaihonglongzuoxiang。
taxiangyaotaoli，keshuangtuiquexiangguanleqianyibanchenzhong。
neixiehuayuhaizaierbianjiuchanbuxiu：
“neixiaogeyoumeiyouxianghao，zheidiyibaicidebaofu，nidasuanzenmewan？”
suxiaodanzuozairenqunzhizhong，raoyouxingzhidiminlekoujiu，jiaodiedeshuangtuiqingqinghuangdongzhe。
“haimei，buguowodasuanrangluoxuanqinyanjianzhengzheicibaofu，taxiazhouhuilai，zanmenwangedade，jiudangshijitajiefengxichenle。”
“霄哥英明啊！”
“霄哥牛逼！”
zhongrendexiaoshengciqibifu，yuqizhongmanshixingfenyuqidai。
zheishi，linweiyuekoudaizhongdeshoujifachuzhendong，bidetahuiguoshenlai。
tataochushouji，zoudaofangjianjiaoluo，kanjianshiyiyuandelaidian。
“......wei？”
“lin**，ninxiawuyuyuehesuxianshengdefucha，quedinghaihuilaima？ruguohuilai，womenhaoanpaiyisheng。”
linweiyuedezuichunweiweizhandou，suijihuidao：
“suxiaodanhuilai，nibawodequxiaoleba。”
shuowan，bianguaduanledianhua。
jinguanyijingtingbudaotamendeshengyinle，suxiaodandeneijuhuarengzailinweiyuenaohaizhonghuidang——
【“wogentazaiyiqijiushiweilebaofu，doushitazizhaode！”】
linweiyuezaiyewufayizhiqingxu，wuzhuzui，leishuiduokuangerchu。
youjidewunianqiandechunri，pengyoudailinweiyuequcanjialeyichangrenaodejuhui。
renqunzhizhong，tadiyicixiehoulewanruoxingchenbanshanyaodesuxiaodan。
houlaidezhi，yuanlaisuxiaodanlaizishuxiangmendi，ziyoubaodushishucaihuahengyi，shiquanneibeishouzhumudeqingniancaijun。
moyangchuzhong，caiqingfeiran，jiatingdiyungengshishenhou，zhuduoguanghuanshideqingmusuxiaodanderenfengyongerzhi。
林微月也不例外。
congjiandaotadeneiyikeqi，tajiubeishenshendixiyin，zici，suxiaodanjishitakewangchengweideren，yeshitaxinzhonggaoxuandemingyue。
tingwensuxiaodandaxuexuanzelehaichengdewenxuezhuanyemingxiao，linweiyuehaobuyouyudigenggailezhiyuan，zhiweizhuisuitadejiaobu，hetatarutongyisuoxiaoyuan。
linweiyueyezhudongquzhaoleta，gaosuta，zijikaozheisuodaxueshiyinweitashi，suxiaodandehuiyingqueshifenlengmo：
“**bani，zibuliangli。”
kelinweiyuequebingmeiyoutuisuo，daxuesinian，fangxialesuoyoudejiaoaoyuzizun，yimenxinsidikaojinta。
jitamaizaodian、xuantasuoxuandexuanxiuke、zaimeiyicishengrijierisongshangliwuhezhufu。
kesuxiaodanshishizhongduitalengdanshuli，jiangtasonglaidesuoyoudongxibushirengdiaojiushifenjilebieren，yejuebuhuikaojintabanbu。
zhidaodasilinjinbiyezhiji，linweiyuedasuanzuozuihouyici、diyibaicibiaobai，suxiaodanjingchuhuyiliaodidayingle！
linweiyuexinxiruokuang，yiweizijikujinganlai，zhongyuyongaironghualezheizuobingshan。
lianaideyizhengnianli，suxiaodankaishipinfanzaoyu“mafan”，qiezhenghaomeicidouxuyaolinweiyuechushoujiejue。
tashenaizheta，ziranfutangdaohuo，wulunnantiduomejishou，doupinjinquanlidibangta。
tacongweiyouyikezhiyi，tashizaibaofuziji。
zhizhijinri，linweiyueqinertingjiansuxiaodanyupengyoudejiaotan，dounanyixiangxin，tachengweitadenanyoujinjinshiweilezhuononghekantadexiaohua。
zheiyike，taduitadesuoyouchongjingchedibengta。
huiyiqibiyeshi，zhiyinweisuxiaodanyiju“nizhuanyeqianjingbuhao”，linweiyuebianfangqilezhibodejihui。
youyinweitayiju“wobuxiangyidi”，tazaiciguoduanfangqilehaiwaideyouhouoffer。
weilesuxiaodan，linweiyuesheqilesuoyoumengmeiyiqiudelixiang，meiliaodaozuizhongqueshizheibanjieju。
tapingfuleyixiahuxi，caganyanjiaodeleishui。
shishihouchedicongtadeshijiechoulile。
linweiyuezaicitaochushouji，botonglecengluqutadeguizumingxiaodedianhua：
“wei，qingwenguixiaodezhujiaozhiweihaizaima？wozuikuaixiazhoujiunengruzhi。”