第5章
dangtahuanguoshenshi，renyijingzaileyahuanfang。
dajiadoukandaolehexiangmanshensaoqidezhichuanleyijianhongsedudou，heyitiaobuhechuandexieku，zhengzaichuangtashangdagun......
【aiyouwei，layanjinga！zheisaohuo，yiweixiaoqiemeile，tajiukeyishangweilea？wodiediebuxihuansaowei！】
luoshitingzhechadianmeirenzhuxiaochaqi。
tazhijiechongguoquhehexiangyahuansibi。
"jianren！jurangantouchuanwofujundeyifu，haixiangshangweizuojiangjundenvren？wokannishichirenshuomeng！"
luoshizhijiejianghexiangyahuandelianjizhualanle。
【zheiyahuankezhengousaoqichongtiande！】
【wawo~woniangqinzhandoulimanjia！baozaoniangqin，guoranyigebeiwolishuibuchuliangzhongren，diedieniangqindouhenbaozao，woxihuan！haha！】
mujiangjunshizaishimeiyankan，shiyiyuerjiangmuyanbaozou，shengdedianwuletaxingedanverdeyanjingle。
“jiranneimexiangnanren，neijiuyunxunizaijunyingzhongdanggejunji。”mujiangjunzuolegejueding。
tashinanren，ziranyelijiejiangshimen。
changniangenzhetazaiwaizhengzhan，nayoubuxiangnvrende？
erchaotingyesongleyixiejunjilai，jiushigongjiangshimenjiefangde。
zheihuihexiangtingdaoyaoqudangjunji，hedeguidiqiurao。
zheishihou，yigexiaobasuixiaonvwachuanglejinlai，zhijieputongyishengguizaimujiangjunheluoshigenqian，tihexiangyahuanqiuqing。
“jiujiu，jiuma，zheigeyahuantabushiguyide，zicongwobeijiujiujiumashouyanghou，yizhidoushihexiangzhaoguwo，wohenqingchutadeweiren，tazheimezuo，kendingshibeirensuoshide。”
【wakao~zheibujiushiyuanshubeiwodieniangdangchengxinganbaobeichongdenvzhuma？yigechuanyuenv，xinjichenzhong，ruguobushiyinweiwogangchusheng，woxiangtakendingxiangzhaowobeiguole~】
【jiushizheichuanyuexinjinvyejingchangpuahexiang，shuotaxiangtaniang，xiangtazuotadejiuma，suoyihexiangyahuanzaieryiniangxiaoqiehexinjinvdetiaosuoliyouxiayuefadadande，zongjuedezijikeyiqudaiwoniangqindecunzai。】
cishi，mujiangjunheluoshidouzaidengzhetoutingnverdexinsheng，xiangyaokankannverzenmeshuo。
keshidenglexujiu，zhitingdaonverzaiyiyiyayadinghengzhe，bingmeiyoushuoshenme。
buguotamenyehennamen，bijingnverkandaoshei，douhuishuochuzheirendelailishenmede。
nverzheiciduichuxiandechulingxuanbingmeiyoufabiaoyanyu，kanlaishiduizheigexiaobiaojiehenmanyiba。
shuoqilaichulingxuanshenshiyekelian。
taniangbugujiazudefandui，zhiyiyaojialuopoqiongshusheng，shengxiachulingxuanhoutadiejiudabingsile，taniangyexunsugaijia，batayiqi。
erchulingxuanzaiwailiulangdanglesannianduodexiaoqigai，zuihoubeimujiangjunxundedaihuilejia，erqiechulingxuanyeguaiqiaodongshiqinkuai，zicongtalaizhihou，hongdequanjiashangxiadoukaixin，mujiangjunheluoshiziranjiubatadangzuozijideqinguinvyang。
“lingxuan，bunengyinweitaduinizhaoguyoujia，womenjiufangguota，erqie，tashiyahuan，yaoshimeibanizhaoguhaojiushishize，tajiranjimonannai，neijiurangtaqutagaidaizhededifang。”
luoshiduizhechulingxuanshuodao，“darendejueding，xiaohaibiechashou。”
zuihou，buguanchulingxuanzenmeqiuqingdouwujiyushi，zhijiebeirengqudangjunjile。
mujiangjunhaiziyekanle，yechuliyixiejiawushi，yenenganxinshangzhanchangle。
taheluoshibingzhuyetan，yiriqingchenjiugaobie。
daimuyanxinglaihou，faxiandiediebujianle。
zaichinaishixiangqishenme，huranwadeyishengkule。
【niangqin，wanlewanle！nixianggongwodiediezheiyiqujiuyaomeimingle！】
zuihou，luoshibuguzijizhengzaizuoyueziqijian，jiubaozhebaoguodeyanshidenverchongchuqu。
jingguobeiqiang，yijinverchadianbeidusideyishi，tasheidoubuxin，nverbixuyaohetacunbubuli。
mujiangjunxianzaihaizaijunying，jujijiangshimenkaishichufa。
kanzheyanqianhaohaodangdangdeshiwandajun，muyanjile。
zuiliyizhiyiyiyayade。
【zhendehenzijishigeyingerwufashuohuazuzhidiediecicichuzhan，diediezheicikongpashiyiqubufufanle！erqieshiwandajuncansi！wuwuwu，shena，sheinengzuzhiwodiediechuzhana？】
【cicizhishidijundekongchengji，rangwodiediefangsongjingti，tuijunerqu，erzaizhefandeshihou，quebeizaoyimaifuzaijigeshantoudediguotuantuanbaowei，yonglehuoyaoyijishaokaidegunyou，yijujianmielediediedeshiwandajun，bianguanshishou，chaotingdongdang......】
【ruguodiedieyaoshizhidaocixingweixianzhongzhong，keyijieyongcicidedongfeng，zhizaolajiaoshuihefengzhengjituidijun，hainengjinshidijundehuoyao，rangdijunyuanqidashang，bijingzheihuoyaoshitamenzuijindedelizhizuo，jiuxiangnawodiediedeshiwandajunkaishua！taihuaile！bixuyaozhengzhihuairen！rangtamenchangshixiashehuideduda！】
mujiangjunheluoshixinzhongyihai。
tamenjurancansizaizheicichuzhan？
mujiangjunkanzheshiwandajun，buganxiangxianggenzhezijichushengrusidejiangshimen，huiyinweizijideyigecuowuxuanzezangsonglexingming。
这是窝囊！
yaosiyeshisizaishachangshang，erbushibeidijunsuanjili。
erqieruguoshiwandajuncansi，neimebianguanjianghuishishou，houguobukanshexiang......
luoshihaimeilaidejikaikoushi，jiutingdaomujiangjunxialing：“qianfangdedaotanzihuibaodijunjunqing，shelemaifu，dengzhewomensongshangmenyijujianmie，ciciwomenjiubuchuzhanle，jixuzaijunyingcaolian。”
“weileyitanshushi，womenyonglajiaoshui，fengzheng，jiezhezheicidongfengjiangdijunyijujianmie，shatamenyigecuoshoubuji！”
【ng？wodiedieshenbianjuranyourucilihaidetanzi？buguobuguanruhe，nengzuzhiwodiediechuzhan。】
muyanjingqidiediedejunyingliqinengyishizhenduoa！
“womenzhiyoulajiao，zheigelajiaoshuizenmezhizaoa？”youjiangshiwendao。
mujiangjunyeweinanle，tazhihuizuozhan，danshizheixielajiaoshuikebuhuizuoa。
tashuqierduo，xiangyaotingnverzenmeshuo。
【wa，wodiediehaocongminga！hewoxiangdeyiyang，dui，jiushizhizaolajiaoshui，youlajiaojiujiandanla，xianzhunbeilajiaoheshengjiang......】
muyanpilibaladeshuoleyidaduizhizaoguocheng，mujiangjunyizibuchadigaosudajiazhizaofangfa。
suoyijiexialaizhenggejunyingdouchongchizhekesoushengheqiangbicuileidelajiaowei。
tingdaozheili，luoshidexintoudashicaifangxialai。
【wodiediediezhendeshizhiyongshuangquanyoutingquan，zhendeshishijiannandeqingxingdehaonaner！diediekuaichiwodecaihongpi！】
慕将军：“？”
我疙瘩宝贝拉屎了？
mujiangjuncongxuehanmashangyiyueerxia，dangzheshiwandajungenqian，baoqileluoshihuailideyinger，bingqiefushenditouxiuzheshenme。
ng，wogedabaobeilashilema？zenmezheimexianga？
mujiangjunzuiaizheigenaixiangweile。
tadenver，jiushitadexiaofuxinga。
bangtajiejuelexiaoqie，haitaoguolezheiciansha。
tachushengmanyuedouhaimeiyouni，jiujitatoululerucizhiduozhongyaodexinxile。
erhenkuaide，paichuqudejiangshimendaihuilailehaoxiaoxi，zhengrumuyansuoshuode，zaizhefanzhiludequeshiyoumaifu。
tadejiangshimenliyonglajiaoshuijiangtamendadeluohuangertao。
zaijingguocishi，mujiangjungengshiduimuyandeyuzhinenglixinfukoufu！
jianzhishibiguoshihaiyaoshenjimiaosuan！
mujiangjunganenshangtianjitayigenengyuzhiweilaidenver，gengananfashi，yaobamuyandangchengzhangshangbao，shijianwanwuzuihaodedouyaojita。
mujiangjunbufeichuihaozhilijiudayingleshengzhang，bidediguobuganzaiqingjuwangdong，zuishaozaiduanshijianneibuganmaofanyanguobianguan。
erzheiyishengzhanggengshichuandaolejingchenghuanggongli。
dangjinhuangshangdangjixialeshengzhikaoshangsanjun。
......
mujiangjunjiangmuyanbaozaihuaili，renbuzhuxiangyaoqinqin。
jiushizheigegangchushengdenverrangtaheshiwandajunmianyuyisi，hailixiadagong。
“die，niang，wotingshuowoyoumeimeile？”
haimeidengyuerhuanguoshen，jiukandaobeizhebudaizicongguozijianxiaxuetanghuifudexiaogongzi。
“wugongzi，nimandian，jiangjunfenfule，dongjingbietaidayimianjingraodaoxiaoxiaojiele。”yuerkandaomaoshichadianshuaidaodewugongzi，mangshangqianfuzhe。
wugongzimuzishengnianshisui，hunshenqueyiguliumangqixi，wanquanmeiyoujiangjunhoudaifengfan。
xinggewanku，buxuewushu，zhengtianyoushouhaoxian。
mujiangjunjiandaotadouhuizhijiezouyidun。
wugongzipingshimanhengjiaoguan，meiyoulihuiyuer，ershipaojinquniangdefangjian。
“niang，wozheiganghuidaojiutingdaoshuonijiwoshenglegemeimei？”muzishengzhabazhedayanjing，duizheluoshishuodao。
luoshikanzhelaowu，bujincumei，“niyoutaoxuele？”
laowumuzishengtutushetou，“niang，nigancuirangwotuixuedele，wodoubushidushudeliao。”
落氏一脸愁容。
luoshixiangzhenverdexinsheng，youyanpiyizhitiao，xinfanyiluande。
tajigehaizi......meiyigekeyishanzhongde！
luoshikanzhemuzisheng，lveweiyansulebanxu，“jialifashengleshiqingniyezhidaoleba，nieryiniangshengdeshuzizaijunyingyougongdouzhanshale......nihaibunulidushu？”
muzishengbiebiezui，“niang，nibiepianwole，shiyinweineibushidiedeerzi，bierendoushuowodieshilvmaogui......”
luoshimangshenshouwuzhumuzishengdezuiba，“yihouzheihuakebunengshuo。”
“niang，wozhidaole。”muzishengshuozhe，jiubalakailuoshideshou，zoudaolexiaochuangbian。
yizhangbaijingroudududeliancoujinnaihuhudeyinger。
qiahaomuyanxingle，yizhengyanjiukandaolemuzisheng，hedetadaleyigeniaozhen。
【ya，zheibushiwoneigeqingzhongshaquewugema？】
【zhangdebaibaijingjing，wuguantingshuaiqide。】
慕子胜一怔。
tasixiakanlekan，kandaoniangzaineitouxiangshouzheyuerdechuibei。
muzishengmolemoxiaonaogua，yilianyihuo。
ganggangshitameimeideshengyinba？
naishengnaiqide，haokeaia，meimeiaikuatashuaiqihaha！
matashazidejiubuhemeimeijijiaole，meimeihaixiaobudongshi。
haha，tazhendeshihaolihai，butongyuchangrenkeyitingdaomeimeidexinshengni。
zhengzaimuzishengzijihemeimeidexiongmeiqingyishi......
【woyigongyouwugegege，quandoushifengguangjiyuedeshaonianlang，quezaorensuanji，quandouluodebuhaoxiachang。】
【dageyuanbenshitaizideshaoshi，keshitaizibushishenmehaohuose，lianshoutaizifeijidagexianrentiao，huidageyishengyingminghaijiangdagewumafenshia。】
【ergebeidiediujinjunyinghou，zichengfuye，huguoshoubian，quezaishachangshangbeirenansuan，chenglepanguozeia！】
【sangebeirenyangfei，tiantian**zuizhongxiachangshizuoleyanren。】
【sigezeshibeirenyinyoudubozhaitaigaozhu，beirenkanleshoujiaozuochenglerenzhi！】
yizhentucaohou，muyanwulitanqi。
muzisheng：neiwoni？woshizenmeside......
【haiyouwozheigewugea，nvzhusharen，tadingzuijinlaofang，beirenzhemozhisi。】
muyanzhijuedetadegegemen，meisheinengtaodeguobeicandemingyun。
muyanbaileyiyanzuiyuchundewuge，juranshigelianainao，houmianbeinvzhumidebuyaobuyaode，haiweinvzhuzangsongxingming......
muzishengtingde，lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai。
hedetaganjinpaodaoluoshishenbian，pujintahuaili，kujijide。
“娘，我要出家！”
zhiyaotabupengnvren，neitajiubuhuiyourucixiachang......