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anjiaohumeiniang,yigeba“tu”zikezaigutoufenglidexiangxiaguniang。

chuaizhefacaimengyitouzhajindachengshi……jieguobanhaimeishangrehu,jiuyinweizheigenengbarenhuohuoqisidemingzi,

chadianbeitongshimendekoushuiyansi。tamenshuoanshihulijing,anzhixiangdanghulidaxian,yizhangpaisitamen!

jiuzaianzhunbeijuanpugaigundandeshihou,

yigesaodidayegaibianleandemingyun……tashuoanzheimingzishihuanghouniangniangdeming!anxinle,

ranhouanjiufengle……yilufengdaolegongsifuzongcaideweizishang。genglipudeshi,

anhaijiandaoleyigebianmingzigengqipadezongjinglidangduixiang,anliangwangneiyizhan,

jianzhishizhichangqipajiedewolongfengchu。diyizhangwojiaohumeiniang,woxiangsi“xiayige,humeiniang!

”mianshiguanneihaowubolandeshengyin,xiangyibashengxiudedaozi,tongjinlewodetianlinggai。wodangshijiuxiang,wanle,

zheigongzuoyouhuangle。wo,humeiniang,yigepuputongtong、laizishibaxiankaiwaixiaoshancundeguniang。

wodiemagujishikanduoleshenhuagushi,jiwoqulezheimeyigejingtiandongdidemingzi。zaicunlihaihao,

dajiazuiduohanwo“meiniang”,tingzheyehaisuanzhengchang。keyidaolezheidachengshi,

zheisangezijianzhijiushitiezaiwonaomenshangde“woshiqipa”sigedazi。woshenxiyikouqi,

lianshangnulijichuyigezirenweizuibiaozhun、zuiwuhaidexiaorong,zoujinlemianshijian。

sanweimianshiguanqishuashuaditaitoukanwo,yanshenlidaizheyimoyiyangdetanjiuhe……biexiao。

wotaishuxizheizhongyanshenle,congwotouchudiyifenjianlikaishi,jiumeiduanguo。“hu……meiniang?

”……zhongjianneiweikanqilaishizhuguandenanren,youquerenleyibian,

tapangbiandenvmianshiguanyijingyongzhanshuxingheshuilaiyanshizijikuaiyaoliedaoergendezuijiaole。“shide,

wojiaohumeiniang。hulidehu,wumeidemei,niangqindeniang。”womianbugaisedijieshi,

xinliyijingbazheitaoshuocizhongfulebabaibian。woshenzhixianghaole,ruguotamenzaixiao,

wojiudangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandibaozha。“keke,”zhuguanqingleqingsangzi,qiangxingbahuatilahuizhenggui,

“nidejianliwomenkanguole,zhuanyenenglikanqilaibucuo。niweishenmexianglaiwomen‘feng**ji’?

”woxinligedengyixia,laile,songmingti。wonengshuoyinweinimengongsimingzitingqilaigaodashang,gongzijideduoma?

buneng。wozhinengbawozhunbeihaodebiaozhundaanbeichulai:“yinweifeng**jishixingyeneidebiaogan,

wofeichangrentonggongsideqiyewenhua,xiwangnengzaizheilixuexihechengzhang,

weigongsichuangzaojiazhi……”woshuodekangkaijiang,tuomoxingzichadianfeidaoduimianmianshiguandelianshang。kewofaxian,

tamenhaoxianggenbenmeizaiting。neigenvmianshiguanyizhizaiditoukanwodejianli,jianbangyisongyisongde,

xianranshizaiwushengdikuangxiao。lingyigenanmianshiguanzegancuibalianzhuanxianglechuangwai,yibianxinshang,waimianhuimengmengdetian,

yibianyazhuzuibakuangxiaozhiyouzhumianshiguan,haisuanjimianzidikanzhewo,dantadeyanshenpiaohu,

mingxianxinsiyebuzaiwozheier。woxinlineiguhuo“cheng”diyixiajiumaoqilaile。pingshenme!

jiuyinweiwojiaohumeiniang,nimenjiulianwoshuohuadoubuxiangtinglema?wodezhuanye,wodenuli,jiuyinweiyigemingzi,

quandoubeifoudingle?“……yishangjiushiwodegerenguihua,xiexie。”woyingbangbangdijieshulewodefayan。

xianchangyipianjijing,gangadenengyongjiaozhikouchusanshiyiting。guolehaojimiao,

zhuguancairumengchuxingbandidiandiantou:“ng,haode,womenlejiele。niduiwomengongsihaiyoushenmexiangwendema?

”wen?wowennigedatougui!wozhixiangwenwennimen,zhaobuzhaoren,jibujigetongkuaihua!

danwozuishanghaishiguazhezhiyejiaxiao:“qingwen,ruguowoyouxingnengjiarugongsi,wodezhuyaogongzuozhizeshishenme?

”zhuguanhaimeikaikou,pangbianneigeyizhibiexiaodenvmianshi……guanturanchaleyiju:“nidegangweishishichangzhuanyuan,

zhuyaofuzehekehuduijie。nizheigemingzi……ng,tingyoujiyidiande,kehuyinggaiyixiazijiunengjizhuni。

”wotingchulaile,tazheibushikuawo,zheishizainawokaishuan!shenmejiao“tingyoujiyidian”?

shipakehujibuzhuwozheige“hulijing”ma?woqideganteng,danlianshanghaidexiaoxixi:“xiexiekuajiang,

woyejuedewodemingzinengjigongzuodailaiyixie……bianli。”woguyiba“bianli”lianggeziyaodehenzhong。

mianshijiuzaizheizhongguiyideqifenzhongjieshule。zhuguanrangwohuiqudengtongzhi。wodong,suoweide“dengtongzhi”,

jiushi“nimeixile”。wozouchufeng**jijinbihuihuangdedamen,

kanzhetoudingshang“feng**ji”sigetangjindazi,

xinliyizhenbeiliang……ai……zheiyijingshiwozheigeyuemianshidedishiwujiagongsile。meiyijia,

dousizailewodemingzishang。wotaochushouji,dajilewoma。“ma,woyoumeimianshang。”woweiqudexiangku。

“zadeleguinv?shibushizanjiameisongli?”womadedasangmencongdianhuaneitouchuanlai。“bushi!

douguainihewoba!jiwoquzheimegepomingzi!renjiayitingwojiaohumeiniang,jiujuedewobushishenmezhengjingren!

”wozhongyurenbuzhu,chongzhedianhuahouleqilai。“shapomingzi?duohaotinga!youwumeiyoudongting,genxiannvside!

tamenmeiwenhua,budongxinshang!”womazhenzhenyouci。wojianzhiyaobeiwomazheiqiangdadeluojijiqixiaole:“xiannv?

ma,nijianguonagexiannvzhaogongzuobeidangchengxiaohuakande?wogaosuni,womingtianjiuqugaiming!wogaichengwangshufen!

lixiuying!jiusuanjiaogoudanyebihumeiniangqiang!”gualedianhua,woyi**zuozailubiandehuatanshang,

kanzhechelaichewang,ganjuezijijiuxianggexiaohua。woyidingyaobazheigemingzigaile!bixu!mashang!

diertianyidazao,wojiushadaolehujigenggaizhongxin。zheiyijingbushiwodiyicilaile。qianqianhouhou,

weilegaimingzheishi,wopaolebuxiashitang。meicidouyinweigezhongqipadeliyoubeidalehuilai。“tongzhi,

woyaogaiming。”wobashenfenzhenghehukoubenpaizaijutaidebolishang,qishixiongxiong。

jutailidedajieyanpidoumeitaiyixia,manyouyoudihelekoucha:“gaiming?liyou。

”“wodemingzijiwozaochenglejidadejingshenkunraoheshenghuobubian!”woyizhengyanci。dajiezhongyutaiqiletou,

fulefuyanjing,kanleyiyanwodeshenfenzheng:“humeiniang?yo,zheimingzishiting……tebiede。zenmegekunraofa?

”wolimakaishidaokushui:“wozhaogongzuo,renjiayikanwomingzijiuxiaohuawo!tanlianai,

nanfangjiazhangyitingwojiaozheiming,yiweiwoshiganshabuzhengjingzhiyede!wo……”“tingtingting,

”dajiebunaifandidaduanwo,“zheixiedoushizhuguanganshou,busuanfadingliyou。youmeiyoukeguanzhengming?biru,

yiyuankaijude,yinxingmingdaozhijingshenyiyudezhengming?”wodangshijiushayanle:“haiyao……yiyuanzhengming?

”“neidangran!gaimingzishidashi,bunengnishuogaijiugai。huozhe,yousangeyishangbuxiangguandelinjulianmingqianzi,

zhengmingnidemingzizaishequlizaochenglebuliangyingxiang,yexing。

”wochedimeihuale……woqunazhaosangelinjujiwoqianzi……womenxiaoqudelinju,jianmianlianzhaohudoubuda。

zaishuo,zheiliyouyetaidiurenle!“nei……neiwonengbunengshuo,wodemingzihewojiazuzongfanchong?

”wojizhongshengzhi,xiangqiledianshijulideqiaoduan。dajiexiangkanshaziyiyangkanzhewo……“xiaoguniang,

xianzaishiershiyishijile,buxinggaofengjianmixinneitaoa。meizhengdangliyou,bunenggai。xiayige!

”woyoubeiwuqingdi“qing”lechulai,shoulizuanzhewoneizhangxiezhe“humeiniang”deshenfenzheng,

ganjuetatangshoudexiangkuailuotie。renmingba,humeiniang。nizheibeizi,jiujiaohumeiniangle。wochuitousangqidiwanghuizou,

shoujituranxiangle。woyiweishiwomadalaijixujiwoxinaode,kandoumeikanjiujiele。“wei?”woyouqiwuli。

“wei,nihao,shihumeiniang**ma?”yigeqingcuidenvshengchuanlai。“shiwo,ninawei?

”“zheilishifeng**jirenshibu,gongxini,nitongguolewomendemianshi。qingnimingtianshangwujiudian,

zhunshilaigongsibaodao。”wolengzhule,zuzulengleyoushimiaozhong。“wei?humeiniang**?nihaizaitingma?

”“zai……zaiting!”woyigejilingfanyingguolai,“wo……wobeiluqule?”“shide,gongxini。

”wojianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo!wobeifeng**jiluqule!neigewojuedebaifenzhibaimeixidegongsi,

juranyaowole!nandao……shiyinweiwodemingzi?neigenvmianshiguanshuode“youjiyidian”,shizhende?buguanle!

yougongzuole!wohumeiniang,zhongyuyaozaizheizuodachengshizhagenle!wogaoxingdechadianzaimaluzhongjiantiaoqilai。

gaimingdeshi,shunjianbeiwopaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。bugaile!sheiaigaisheigaiqu!wohumeiniang,

xingbugengmingzuobugaixing!raner,wodangshibingbuzhidao,zheigejueding,

jiangjiwoderenshengdailaizenyangfantianfudidebianhua。erzheigerangwoyouaiyouhendemingzi,

caiganggangkaishitazhenzhengde“biaoyan”。**dierzhanggaimingzhongxinyiriyou**diertian,

wohuaizheyizhongzhonglewubaiwancaipiaodexinqing,xiongjiu-jiuqiangangditajinlefeng**jidedamen。

qiantai**jiekandaowo,luchuleyigeyiweishenzhangdeweixiao:“hu**,zaoshanghao,renshibuzaishiliulou,

zhangjiezaidengni。”woxinlimeizizide,lian“hu**”zheigechenghudoujuedeshunerlebushao。kanlai,

zhiyaoyoulegongzuo,shenmedoubushiwenti!renshibudezhangjiejiushizuotianneigebiexiaodenvmianshiguan。

jintiantadaoshimeixiao,yiliangongshigongbandijiwobanleruzhishouxu。“xiaohua,yihounijiuzaishichangbule,

wodainiguoqu。”zhangjielingzhewo,chuanguozhangzhangdezoulang。yijinshichangbudedamen,

wojiuganjuejishidaomuguang“shua”diyixiaquanjizhongdaolewoshenshang。neiganjue,

jiuxiangdongwuyuanlixinlaileyizhizhenxidongwu。“lailailai,jidajiajieshaoyixia,zheishiwomenbumenxinlaidetongshi,

humeiniang。”zhangjiedeshengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaonengrangzhenggebangongshiderendoutingjian。

“hua——”bangongshilixiangqileyizhenyayibuzhudesaodong。wokandaoyourenzaijiaotoujieer,

yourenzaipinmingdiheshui,haiyourengancuijiazhuangkesou,balianmaijinlegeboli。wodangshijiuxiang,

zhangjieniyidingshiguyide!nizuotianmianshideshihoujiuxiangxiao,

jintianzhongyuzhaodaojihuirangdajiapeiniyiqixiaoleshiba!wodelian“teng”diyixiajiuhongle,

conglianjiayizhishaodaoergen。woganjuezijixianggexiaochou,zhanzaiwutaizhongyang,jieshousuoyourendeshenshihechaoxiao。

“dajiahao,wojiaohumeiniang,yihouqingduoduoguanzhao。wojihushiyaozhehoucaoyashuochuzheijuhuade。

yigezuozaiwoweilaigongweipangbiande,huazhejingzhizhuangrongdenvren,diyigekailekou。tashangxiadalianglewoyifan,

neiyanshen,jiuxiangzaipingguyijianshangpin。“humeiniang?zhenshigehaomingzia,yitingjiubushiyibanren。

”tayinyangguaiqidishuo。woxinlihehe,shia,wobushiyibanren,woshierbaiwu,

caihuipaodaozheililaishounimendeqi。lingyigeyoutoufenmiandenantongshiyecouleguolai:“meiniangmeimei,

yihouyoushenmebudongde,suishilaiwengegewoa。gegewozuixihuanbangzhuxinrenle,

tebieshixiangnizheiyang……tebiedexinren。”taneige“tebie”lianggezishuodeyouqiai-mei,

tingdewojipigedadiaoleyidi。woqiangrenzheexin,chechuyigejiangyingdexiaorong:“xiexie,wohuide。

”zhangjiebagaijiaodaidejiaodaiwan,jiupaipai**zoule,liuxiawoyigeren,zailangqunlisesefadou。

wozuozaizijidegongweishang,ganjueruzuozhenzhan。zhouweidetongshimensuirandoujiazhuangzaigongzuo,danwonengganjuedao,

tamendeshixian,haiyouneixieyadileshengyindeyilun,xiangzhenyiyangzhazaiwoshenshang。“ai,tingshuolema?

xinlaideneige,jiaohumeiniang。”“tingjianle,zheimingzi,juele!tabamazenmexiangde?

”“wokantazhangdeyeting……neishade,yanjingdadade,yaoxixide,buhuizhenshigehulijingba?

”“hahaha,nixiaoshengdian,rangtatingjianle。”tingjian?wotingdeyiqingerchu!wodeerduohaoshidehen!

woqidehunshenfadou,henbudezhanqilaigentamenlilun。danlizhigaosuwo,buneng。woganglaidiyitian,

gongzuohaimeishangshou,jiubatongshidezuiguangle,yihouhaizenmehun?ren,wozhinengren。kezheibangren,

xianranbudasuanjiuzheimefangguowo。zhongwuchifandeshihou,neigeyoutoufenmiandenantongshi,

duanzhecanpanjiuzuodaolewoduimian。“meiniangmeimei,yigerenchifanduomeiyisi,gegepeini。

”tachongwojichuyigezirenweihenshuaidexiaorong。wochadianbazuilidefanpenchulai。dage,nisheia?

zanlianghenshuma?“buyongle,woxiguanyigeren。”wolenglengdijujue。“aiya,biezheimejianwaima。

”tawanquanbulihuiwodelenglian,ziguzidishuodao,“meiniangmeimei,nilaojiashinadea?kannizheimingzi,

shibushiyoushenmeteshudeshuofaa?”youlaile,youraohuiwomingzishanglaile。woshenxiyikou-qi,gaosuziji,

lengjing,lengjing,tashinitongshi,bunengdongshou。“meishenmeshuofa,jiushiwobamasuibianqude。”wofuyandao。

“suibianqude?buhuiba?zheimingziyitingjiuhenyougushia。lai,gengegeshuoshuo,gegebangnifenxifenxi。

”tayilianbaguadicouguolai。worenwukeren,zhongyufangxiakuaizi,taiqitou,

zhishizhetadeyanjing:“zheiweitongshi,wogennibushu,qingnibuyaojiaowo‘meiniangmeimei’,wotingzhebushufu。

haiyou,wodemingzishiwojiadesishi,gennimeiguanxi。ruguonichiwanle,keyixianzouma?nizuozaizhei,

yingxiangwoshiyu。”wodeshengyinbuda,danshitanglibenlaijiucaoza,wozheimeyishuo,

zhouweijizhuoderendouanjingxialai,qishuashuadikanxiangwomen。youtounandelianyizhenhongyizhenbai,

gujishimeixiangdaowozheigexinrenganzheimegentashuohua。“ni……nishenmetaidua?wohaoxinguanxinni,

nihaibulingqing?”tanaoxiucheng-nu。“wobuxuyaonide‘haoxin’。”woyiziyijudishuo。

tabeiwoduideyakouwuyan,xingxingdizhanqilai,duanzhecanpanzoule。zouzhiqian,haiehenhendidenglewoyiyan。

wokanzhetadebeiying,xinliyidianshenglidexiyuedoumeiyou,fanergengdudehuang。wozhidao,wobarendezuile。

yihouzaigongsiderizi,pashigengnanguole。xiawu,bumenzhuguanbawojiaojinlebangongshi。“humeiniang,

jintianganjuezenmeyang?haishiyingma?”zhuguanyilianheaidiwen。woxinlilengxiao,nihaihaoyisiwenwo?

shangwuwobeiweiguandeshihou,nibushiyezaichangma?“haixing。”woyanjianyigai。zhuguandiandiantou,

congchoutilinachuyifenwenjiandijiwo:“zheishigongsizuijindeyigetuiguangxiangmu,nixianshuxiyixia。xiazhouyi,

genliweiyiqiqujiankehu。”liwei,jiushizhongwuneigeyoutounan。wodangshijiuxiang,haoma,

zheishijiwochuanxiaoxieni?“zhuguan,woganglai,duiyewuhaibushuxi,zheimekuaijiuqujiankehu,

shibushiyoudian……”woshituzhengzhayixia。“jiushiyaobushuxicaiyaoqujianma,duogenlaotongshixuexixuexi。

”zhuguanxiaomimidishuo,“liweishiwomenbumendeyewugugan,nigenzheta,nengxuedaobushaodongxi。erqie,

nizheigemingzi,kehukendingyinxiangshenke,duiwomentanxiangmuyouhaochu。”youlaile!youshiyinweiwozheigepomingzi!

wosuanshikanmingbaile,gongsizhisuoyizhaowojinlai,genbenbushikanzhongwodenengli,

ershikanzhonglewomingzide“huatixing”!tamenjiushixiangbawodangchengyigejixiangwu,

yigenengrangkehujizhudebiaoqian!neiyishunjian,suoyoudeweiqu、fennu、bugan,quandouyongshanglexintou。

wobuyaodangjixiangwu!wobuyaokaoyigekexiaodemingziququyuekehu!woshipingzijidebenshikaoshangdaxue,

pingzijidenenglizhaodaogongzuode!gaiming!wobixuqugaiming!zheici,buguanyongshenmefangfa,huaduoshaoqian,

wodouyaobazheigemingzigaidiao!wozuanjinleshoulidewenjian,zhijiashenshendiqiajinlerouli。“haode,zhuguan,

womingbaile。”wodizhetou,congyafenglijichuzheijigezi。xiabanlingyixiang,wodiyigechongchulebangongshi。

womeiyouhuijia,ershizhijiedache,youyicishaxiangleneigerangwoshangxinguowushucidehujigenggaizhongxin。zheici,

wohuochuqule。bujiushiyiyuanzhengmingma?woqukai!bujiushilinjuqianzima?woquqiu!shizaibuxing,

wojiuzaitamenmenkou**!wojiubuxinle,wohaigaibudiaoyigemingzile!woxiangyitoufennudegongniu,

chongjinlegenggaizhongxindedamen。“tongzhi!woyaogaiming!”wodeshengyinyinweijidongeryouxiezhandou。

haishineigedajie,takandaowo,yidianyebujingya,fanermanyouyoudituiletuiyanjing:“xiaoguniang,youshinia。

xianghaoyongshenmeliyoule?”“woxianghaole!”wobaxinyiheng,congbaolitaochuwosuoyoudejixu,paizaijutaishang,

“wojiqian!duoshaoqiandouxing!qiuqiuni,bangwobamingzigaileba!wojiaowangshufen!lixiuying!zhangjianguodouxing!

”wojihushidaizhekuqianghanchulaide。datinglisuoyourendemuguangdoujizhongdaolewoshenshang。

wonengganjuedaotamendejingya、tongqinghe……kanrenao。dajieyebeiwozheizhenzhanggaodeyileng,

suijizhouqilemeitou:“xiaoguniang,nizheishiganshenme?niyiweizheilishicaishichanga?haitaojiahaijia?

baqianshouqilai!womenzheilishiguojiajiguan,bushinixiangzenmeyangjiuzenmeyangde!”tadeshengyinhenyanli,

daizheburongzhiyideweiyan。wochedijuewangle。wosuoyoudeyongqi,suoyoudejuexin,zaizheiyike,beijidefensui。

wotanzuozaidishang,yanleibuzhengqidiliulexialai。

weishenme……weishenmejiuzheimenan……wozhishixianghuanyigeputongdemingzi,xiangyigeputongrenyiyangshenghuo,

weishenmejiuzheimenan?jiuzaiwokudexilihuala,ganjuerenshengyipianhuiandeshihou,

yigecanglaodeshengyinzaiwotoudingxiangqi。“xiaoguniang,wokanniyintangfahei,zuijinshibushiyoufanxinshia?

”**disanzhanggaorenjingzaiwoshenbian?**wotaiqileiyanposuodelian,

kandaoyigechuanzhelansebaojiefudedaye,shoulinazhegetuoba,zhengyilianguanqiedikanzhewo。

dayekanqilaideyouliushiduosuile,toufahuabai,lianshangbumanlezhouwen,danyanshenquehenliang。“daye,

wo……”woyikaikou,weiqudeyanleiyouyongleshanglai。“aiaiai,biekubieku。

”……dayebatuobawangpangbianyifang,zaiwoshenbiandunlexialai,congkoudailitaochuyibaozhoubabadezhijin,

chouchuyizhangdijiwo,“lai,caca。youshenmeshigendayeshuoshuo,biebiezaixinli。

”yexushitadeyuqitaixiangwoyeyele,yexushiwozhendetaixuyaoyigeqingsudedui-xiangle,wojieguozhijin,

yibiancayanlei,yibianjiubawodefannaoyigunaodiquandaolechulai。congwozhaogongzuosichupengbi,

daojintianzaigongsibeitongshidanghoukan,zaidaowosanfanwucigaimingshibai,wojiangdeshengleijuxia,qibuchengsheng。

dayeyizhiananjingjingditingzhe,meiyouchahua,yemeiyoubunaifan。dengwoshuowanle,

tacaimanyouyoudikaikou:“jiuweizheishia?wohaiyiweishenmetiandadeshini。”wolengzhule:“daye,

zheihaibushidashima?wodezhenggerenshengdoubeizheigemingzijihuile!”“huile?”dayexiaole,

luchuleyikoubeiyanxundefahuangdeya,“xiaoguniang,wokannibushirenshengbeimingzihuile,

nishibeizijidexiangfajikunzhule。”“shenmeyisi?”wobujiedikanzheta。

dayezhilezhiwodexiongkou:“nijuedenidemingzibuhao,tajiuchuchujiniremafan。niyaoshijuedetahao,

tajiunengjinidailaihaoyunqi。”woxinxiang,zheibujiushixinlingjitangma?wotingdeerduodouqijianzile。

zheimingziyaozenmexiangcainengjuedetahaoa?“daye,ninbuzhidao,wojiaohumeiniang,hulijingdehu,

humeidemei……”“ting!”dayeturandaduanwo,“sheigaosuni‘hu’shihulijingdehu?

”wobeitawendeyileng:“nandaobushima?”“dangranbushi!”dayeyilianyansu,“xiaoguniang,nitinghaole。

zheige‘hu’……,xieyinshi‘fu’,fuqidefu!yeshi‘hu’,yuanhudehu。zuoshidongdezhuanwan,

youcelve,xinsizhenmi,zheijiaozhihui!”fuqi?zhihui?woyoudianmeng。wohuoleershiduonian,

diyicitingdaoyourenzheimejieshiwodexing。da-yekanwoyilianmimang,jixushuodao:“zaishuozheige‘mei’。

sheishuo‘mei’jiubushihaocile?‘mei’shimeili,shixiyinli!yigenvren,youmeili,youzhihui,

cainengzaishehuishangzhanwenjiaogen。zhei‘mei’zi,daibiaodeshinidenenglihefengcai!”meili?nengli?

woditoukanlekanziji,yishencongdongwuyuanpifashichangtaolaidelianjiataozhuang,yishuangkuaiyaomopinghougendepingdixie。

wonayoushenmemeilia……“zuihouzheige‘niang’zi,jiugenglebudele!

”dayedeyuqituranbiandejidongqilai,“‘niang’shishenme?shi‘niangniang’!shikekaodeqianbei,

shinengrangrenxinlaiheyikaoderen!nitingting,humeiniang,lianqilaishishenmeyisi?

yigeyoufuqi、youzhihui、youmeili,hainengchengweidajiayikaodelingtouren!zheimingzi,duodadegeju!

duohaodeyuyi!nijuranhaixiangbatagaichengshenmewangshufen、lixiuying?jianzhishibaotiantianwu!

”dayeshuodetuomohengfei,kangkaijiang。wobeitazheiyitong“wailixieshuo”shuodeyilengyilengde。

fuqi……zhihui……meili……niangniang……wofanfujujiaozhezheijigeci,ganjuehaoxiangyouyishanxinshijiededamen,

zaiwomianqianhuanhuandakaile。yuanlai……wodemingzi,haikeyizheimejieshi?woyizhiyiwei,“hu”jiushijiaohua,

“mei”jiushiqingfu,“niang”jiushituqi。woconglaimeixiangguo,tamenhainengyouzheimejiji、zheimedaqidehanyi。

“xiaoguniang,mingzizhishiyigedaihao,tabenshenmeiyouhaohuai。haohuaidouzaiyunizenmekanta,zenmeyongta。

”dayepailepaiwodejianbang,yuzhongxinzhangdishuo,“bierenxiaohuani,shiyinweitamengejuxiao,jianshiduan。

niyaoshizijidoukanbuqizijidemingzi,neibierenjiugenghuicainiyijiao。niyaoshibazheigemingzidangchengniderongyao,

dangchengnidewuqi,nikansheihaiganxiaohuani?”bamingzidangchengwuqi?

wonaozilituranshanguozhuguanheneigenvmianshiguandehua。“nizheigemingzi……tingyoujiyidiande。

”“kehukendingyinxiangshenke,duiwomentanxiangmuyouhaochu。”nandao……tamenbushizaichaoxiaowo,

ershizhendejuedewodemingziyoujiazhi?shiwozijitaimin-gan,taizibei,suoyicaibasuoyourendoudangchenglediren?

wokanzheyanqianzheiweichuanzhebaojiefudedaye,tasuiranyizheputong,danshuochulaidehua,quexiangyishuguang,

zhaolianglewoxinlizuiheiandejiaoluo。“daye,nin……ninshiganshenmede?ninzenmedongzheimeduo?

”worenbuzhuwen。dayeheiheiyixiao,younaqiletadetuoba:“wo?wojiushigesaodide。

yiqianzaimiaolidaiguojinian,tinglaoheshangniantaoguoyixie。doushixiebuzhiqiandedadaoli,nibiexianwofanjiuxing。

”shuowan,tajiuhengzhexiaoqu,tuozhedi,manyouyoudizouyuanle。wozuozaiyuandi,

naoziliyibianyouyibiandihuixiangzhedayedehua。“hu,shifuqi,shizhihui。”“mei,shimeili,shinengli。

”“niang,shiniangniang,shilingtouren。”humeiniang……youfuqi、youzhihui、youmeili、nengchengweilingtourendenvren。

wodishengnianzhezijidemingzi,diyicijuede,tahaoxiang……yemeineimenantingle。shenzhi,haiyoudianbaqi。

wocongdishangpaqilai,pailepaipi-gushangdehui。woganjuezijihaoxiangtuotaihuanguleyiyang。

zhiqiandeneigezibei、min-gan、yixinzhixianggaimingdehumeiniang,haoxiangbeiliuzailezheigebinglengdedatingli。

erxianzaidewo,shiyigequanxinde,zhunbeibazijidemingzidangchengwuqidehumeiniang。wozouchugenggaizhongxin,

waimiandetianyijingheile。chengshidenihongdengshanshuozhe,xiangwushushuangyanjing。danzheiyici,

wobuzaihaipatamendezhushi。wotingzhileyaogan,shenxileyi-kouchengshilihunzazheqichepaifangweiqi……,

ganjueqiansuoweiyoudeqingsong。bugaile!zheigemingzi,wobugaile!congjintianqi,wojiushihumeiniang!

neigeyoufuqi、youzhihui、youmeilidehumeiniang!wodaoyaokankan,zheigemingzi,daodinengjiwodailaishenme!

huidaohezudexiaogongyu,shiyoukanwohongzheyanjinghuilai,guanxindiwen:“meiniang,zenmele?youqugaimingshibaile?

”woyaoyaotou,lianshangluchuleyigecanlandexiaorong:“meiyou,wobuxianggaile。

”shiyoulengzhule:“buxianggaile?nibushizuomengdouxianggaima?”“yiqianshi,”wobabaowangshafashangyireng,

haoqiganyundishuo,“congjintianqi,sheiyebiexiangrangwogaiming!wo,humeiniang,jiuyaoyongzheigemingzi,

zaizheizuochengshili,chuangchuyipiantian!”shiyouxiangkanshenjingbingyiyangkanzhewo,momodiliwoyuanleyidian。

wobuzaihu。woxianzaihunshenchongmanleliliang,ganjuezijinengyiquandasiyitouniu。wochongjinweishengjian,

duizhejingzilideziji,yibianyouyibiandilianxi。“nihao,wojiaohumeiniang。”——buxing,taimeiqishile。

“nihao,woshihumeiniang。”——ng,haoyidianle。“feng**ji,humeiniang。”——zheigekeyi!

youzhiyefaner!woduizhejingzi,luchuleyigezixinde、daizheyidiandian“mei”qidexiaorong。jingzilidenvhai,

yanjingliangjingjingde,haoxiangzhendeyouneimeyidian“meili”le。liweishiba?youtoufenmianshiba?

xiangjiwochuanxiaoxieshiba?dengzheqiao!wohumeiniang,kebushihaorede!**disizhangzixin,

shizuihaodewuqi**zhouyizaoshang,woteyiqilegedazao。

wobawoyijulizuigui、yeshiweiyiyitaokanqilaihaisuanyouzhigandezhiyetaozhuangjifanlechulai。

suiranhaishiyoudianbuheshen,danzhishaobizhiqianneishenqiangduole。wohaipotianhuangdijizijihualegedanzhuang,

buweiquyueshei,jiuweilerangzijikanqilaigengjingshen,gengyouqichang。dangwotajinshichangbubangongshideshihou,

suoyourendouxiangwangchangyiyang,toulailetanjiudemuguang。danzheiyici,womeiyouduoshan,yemeiyouxinxu。

wotaitoutingxiong,weixiaozhegenmeiyigekandaowoderendiantouzhiyi。“zaoa,gewei。”wodeshengyinqingliang,

daizhewozijidoumeixiangdaodecongrong。bangongshiliyoupiankedeanjing,dajiasihudouduiwojintiandezhuangtaiyoudianjingya。

neigeshangciyinyangguaiqiwodenvtongshi,jintianyoukaikoule:“yo,humeiniangjintianzheishi……renkaoyizhuanga,

kanqilaishibuyiyangle。”huanzuoyiqian,wokendingyouhuijuedetazaifengciwo。danjintian,

wozhishichongtaweiweiyixiao:“xiexiekuajiang,niyeyiyang,jintiandeyanyingyansehenpiaoliang。

”tabeiwozheituruqilaidezhiqiukuajianggaodeyileng,zhanglezhangzui,meishuochuhualai。womeizailita,

jingzhizoudaowodegongweizuoxia。liwei,neigeyoutoufenmiandeliwei,zaojiudengzaineile。takandaowo,yanjingyiliang,

neizhongbuhuaihaoyideguangyoumaolechulai。“meiniangmeimei,jintianzhenpiaoliang。”tacouguolaishuo。“lige,zao。

”wogongshihuadihuiying,ranhoubayitaziliaofangdaotamianqian,

“zheishiwozhoumozhenglideguanyu‘xinghuikeji’deziliao,nikanyixia。wojuedewomenzheicideqierudian,

keyifangzaitamenxinkaifadeaixitongshang。”wozhijiejinrugongzuozhuangtai,lianyigeduoyudeyanshendoumeijita。

liweixianranmeiliaodaowohuilaizheimeyichu。talengleyixia,cainaqiziliaofanlefan,

lianshangdebiaoqingcongqingfumanmanbiandeyouxiejingya。“zhei……zheishinizhenglide?”tawen。“dui。”wodiandiantou,

“ziliaoshangshuo,xinghuikejideceoshigejishukuangren,duihualihushaodeyingxiaofanganbuganxingqu。

womenruguonengcongjishucengmian,

zhaodaowomen‘fenghua’nengweitamendexinaixitongtigongnaxieduyiwuerdequdaozhichi,

chenggongdekenengxinghuidahenduo。”zheifanhua,shiwozhoumozaijiakenleliangtianziliao,

youjieheleneigesaodidaye……ebu,shigaoren……duiwode“dianbo”zhihou,xiangchulaide。

gaorenshuowomingzilide“hu”,daibiao“xinsizhenmi”。neiwojiudenachuxinsizhenmideyangzilai!

wobunengzaixiangyiqianyiyang,bierenshuoshenmejiushishenme。wodeyouzijidesikao,zijidecelve。liweikanzhewo,

yanshenlidiyicimeiyouleneizhongqingtiao,duoleyisishenshi。“xinga,xiaohu,meixiangdaonihaizhenyouliangxiazi。

”tanandezhengjingdikualeyiju。woxinlihengleyisheng,wode“liangxiazi”duozheni!

“neiwomenjintianjiuanzheigesiluqutan?”wozhuiwen。“ng……keyishishi。”liweichenyinleyixia,

dianlediantou。qujiankehudelushang,liweiyigaichangtai,meizaigenwoshuoneixieyoudemeide,

fanerkaishigenwotaolunqilefangandexijie。wozheicaifaxian,zheijiahuosuiranrenpinbuzenmeyang,

danyewunengliqueshihaixing。taduishichangdelejie,duikehuxinlidebawo,doubiwozheigexinrenqiangdeduo。

woxuxinqingjiao,tayeledezhidao。yilushang,womenjingranliaodehaitingtouji。daolexinghuikeji,

qiantaibawomenlingdaolehuiyishi。dengledagaishifenzhong,yigechuanzhegezichenshan、daizheheikuangyanjing,

kanqilaijiuxianggechengxuyuandenanrenzoulejinlai。“nimenhao,woshixinghuideceo,zhouyi。

”tayanjianyigaidiziwojieshao。liweilikeduiqixiaolian,zhanqilaizhunbeiwoshou:“zhouzongninhao,

woshifeng**jideliwei,zheiweishiwomende……”takaqiaole。wocaitashizaiyouyu,

yaobuyaobawozheige“jingtiandongdi”demingzibaochulai。woxinlilengxiaoyisheng,nibubao,wolaibao!

wozhudongzhanleqilai,shenchushou,lianshangdaizhewolianxilewushubiande,jizixinyoudaizheyisi“mei”qidexiaorong。

“zhouzongninhao,wojiaohumeiniang。”wodeshengyinbuda,danzaianjingdehuiyishili,qingxiwubi。zhouyilengzhule。

takanzhewo,yanjinghoumiandeyanjingzhalezha,haoxiangmeitingqing。“nijiao……shenme?”tawen。

liweidelianyijingkaishiyoudianfabaile,tagujiyiweiwoyaobazheidanshengyigaozale。wolianshangdexiaorongbubian,

shenzhigengcanlanlexie:“humeiniang。hulidehu,wumeidemei,niangqindeniang。”wobagaorenjiaowodeneitaoshuoci,

zaixinlimonianleyibian:fuqi,zhihui,meili,niangniang!zhouyidingzhewokanlezuzuyouwumiaozhong,ranhou,

taturanxiaole。bushineizhongchaoxiao,yebushibiexiao,ershifazineixinde,juedehenyouqudexiao。“haomingzi!

”tagenwowolewoshou,“yougexing!woxihuan!bineixiejiaoshenmepeter、tonydeqiangduole。zuo。

”woxinlineikuaidashitou,“dong”diyixiajiuluoledi。chengle!gaorenshuodemeicuo!

zhiyaowozijibubatadanghuishi,bierenjiubuhuinatadangxiaohua!jiexialaidetanpan,chuhuyi-liaodeshunli。

woanzhaowomenzhunbeihaodesilu,congjishujiaodufenxiletamendeaixitong,

bingtichulejitaojingzhundequdaotuiguangfangan。zhouyitingdefeichangrenzhen,pinpindiantou。lundaoliweibuchongdeshihou,

tayouhuifuleneizhongyouhuadebense,kaishidatantetanwomenfeng**jidepingtaiyouduoniu,ziyuanyouduoguang。

zhouyidemeitou,jianjiandizhouleqilai。woyikanqingkuangbumiao,ganjinchahua。“zhouzong,ligedeyisishi,

womendepingtai,jiuxiangyigefangdaqi。nindeaixitongbenshenyijingzugouyouxiu,erwomendezuoyong,

jiushibatadeshengyin,fangdadaozuijingzhun、zuixuyaotadeyonghuerduoli。

womenbushiyaoyonghuashaodebaozhuangqufenshita,ershiyaoyongzuizhuanyedequdao,qutixiantadejiazhi。”wozheifanhua,

jijiliweidaleyuanchang,youzhongxinbahuatilahuidaolezhouyiganxingqudedianshang。zhouyidemeitoushuzhankaile,

tazanxudikanlewoyiyan:“shuodehao!fangdaqi,zheigebiyuhentieqie。

wozuifandejiushineixiebawodejishudangchengputongshangpin,zhixiangzheyongguanggaobatamaichuquderen。

”liweiyesongle-kouqi,ganjidikanlewoyiyan。huiyijieshudeshihou,

zhouyidangchangjiupaileban:“fanganwohenmanyi,hetongxijienimengenwodezhulitanba。hu**,

xiwangyihouhezuoyukuai。”tateyiyoujiaoleyibianwodemingzi,erqieyongdeshi“hu**”,

erbushi“humeiniang”。zouchuxinghuikejidedamen,liweizhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。“wodetian,

meiniang……ebu,xiaohu,jintianduokuinile!neigezhoubapishichulemingdenangao,woyiqiangentatanguoliangci,

doubeitamachulaile。meixiangdaojintianzheimeshunli!”tayilianjiehouyushengdebiaoqing。

“shiwomendefanganzhunbeidehao。”woqianxudishuo。“bububu,zhuyaoshini!”liweiyaozhetou,yilianpeifu,

“nineigeziwojieshao,jianzhishishenlaizhibi!zhijiejiubatadexingqugouqilaile!

haiyouhoumianneige‘fangdaqi’debiyu,juele!nishizenmexiangdaode?”woxiaolexiao,meishuohua。

wonengzenmexiangdaode?doushibeibichulaide。ruguowojiaowangshufen,wokenenghaizaiweiweinuonuodigenzainihoumian,

lianhuadoubuganshuoyiju。zhengyinweiwojiaohumeiniang,wotuiwuketui。wozhinengbazheigemingzi,bianchengwodekaijia,

wodewuqi。huidaogongsi,liweipotianhuangdizaibumendaqunli,dianmingbiaoyanglewo。

“jintianhexinghuikejidehezuotanxialaile!shougongyaojizaixintongshihumeiniangshenshang!

xiaohutongxuebujinyewunengliqiang,linchangfanyingyechaokuai!dajiayaoduoxiangtaxuexi!”qunlishunjianzhaleguo。

“woqu!xinghuineigexiangmutanxialaile?ligeniubi!”“bushilige,shineigexinren?zhendejiade?

”“@humeiniang,keyiani!zhenrenbuluxianga!”zhiqianneigeyinyangguaiqiwodenvtongshi,yemaolechulai,

faleyigedamuzhidebiaoqing:“xiaohu,lihai!”wokanzheshoujipingmushangbuduantiaochudexiaoxi,

xinlibaiganjiaoji。jiuzaishangzhouwu,tamenhaibawodangchengyigexiaohua。erjintian,

woyijingchengletamenkouzhong“lihai”dexinren。zheiyiqiedegaibian,douyuanyuneigexiawu,

neigesaodidayedejijuhua。zixin,zhendeshizuihaodewuqi。wotaiqitou,

kandaobumenzhuguanzhengzhanzaitabangongshimenkou,chaowozheibiankanlai。tadelianshang,daizheyisijingya,

heyisi……wokanbudongdeshenyi。tachaowozhaolezhaoshou。woxinliyidong,zhanqishen,chaotadebangongshizouqu。

**diwuzhangzheigexiangmuwojiele!**“zuo。”zhuguanzhilezhitaduimiandeyizi。woxinliyoudiandagu,

buzhidaotahululimaideshenmeyao。shixiangkuawojiju,haishiyouyaojiwopaishenme“songsi”derenwu?

“humeiniang,”zhuguankaikoule,tameiyouxiangliweiyiyanggaikoujiaowo“xiaohu”,

ershihenzirandijiaolewodequanming,“jintiandeshi,wotingliweishuole。gandebucuo。”“xiexiezhuguan,

zhuyaohaishiligedaidehao。”wokeqidihuida。suiranwoxinliqingchu,jintianzheidanshengyi,

wodegonglaozhishaozhanqicheng。zhuguanxiaolexiao,neixiaoronglidaizhediankantouyiqiedeyiwei:“nibuyongqianxu,

nidenengli,wokandaole。”tadunledun,congyiduiwenjianzhongchouchuyigewenjianjia,tuidaowomianqian。

“nikankanzheige。”woyihuodidakaiwenjianjia,

zhijianfengmianshangyongjiacudeheitizixiezhesigedazi——“jindingjihua”。wofankaidiyiye,

xunsudiliulanleyibian。wodexin,yuekanyuechen。zheige“jindingjihua”,shigongsixiayigejidudezhongdianxiangmu,

mubiaoshiheyeneizuidadedichanjituan“jindingjituan”dachengzhanlvehezuo。jindingjituan,neikeshigepangrandawu,

yewubianbuquanguo,dongshizhangshichulemingdeyanguangdula,shouduanqiangying。zuiyaomingdeshi,zheigexiangmudeqianqijiechu,

yijingshibailesanci。sangebutongdeyewutuandui,doubeijindingneibianderenkekeqiqidiqinglechulai,

liandongshizhangdemiandoumeijiandao。zheinalishishenme“jihua”,zheifenmingjiushiyikuaitangshoudeshanyu,

yikuaisheijiesheidaomeideyinggutou!wotaiqitou,bujiedikanzhezhuguan:“zhuguan,

ninjiwokanzheigeshi……”“woxiangrangnilaifuzezheigexiangmu。”zhuguanyuchujingren。wodangshijiushale。

rangwofuze?woyigegangruzhibudaoyigexingqidexinren,liangongsideyewuliuchengdouhaimeimoshu,

jiurangwoquken“jindingjituan”zheikuaiyinggutou?zheibushirangwoqusongsima?“zhuguan,zhei……zheibuheshiba?

”wojiejiebabadishuo,“wozilitaiqianle,zheimezhongyaodexiangmu,wopawodanbuqilai。”“zili?

”zhuguanyaoleyaotou,“qiansangetuandui,fuzerendoushiwomenbumenzilizuilaodeyewujingli,jieguoni?

lianmendoumeijinqu。youshihou,zilifanershizhongshufu。tamendouxiangyonglaoyitaodefangfaqugenjindingtan,

kejindinggenbenbuchineiyitao。”“neiwo……”“nixuyaodeshixinsilu,shipojudeyongqi。

”zhuguandaduanwo,tadeyanjingliangdeheren,“jiuxiangnijintianduifuxinghuikejidezhouyiyiyang。

woxuyaoyigebuanchanglichupaideren,quqiaokaijindingdedamen。erni,humeiniang,wojuedenijiushizheigeren。

”tayouyicijiaolewodequanming。woturanmingbaile。tabushizaijiwochuanxiaoxie,tashizhendejuedewokeyi。

takandaolewomingzibeihou,neizhong“buanchanglichupai”deqianli。wodexin,turan“pengpeng”ditiaoleqilai。

yibianshilizhi,gaosuwozheigexiangmujiusiyisheng,jielejiushizixunsilu。lingyibian,

shiyigeshengyinzainahan:pashenme!nijiaohumeiniang!nishiyouzhihui、youmeili、nengdanglingtourendehumeiniang!

bierenbuganjiede,nigan!bierenzuobudaode,nixing!gaorenshuo,wodemingzidaibiao“zhihui”he“celve”。

neizheige“jindingjihua”,bujiushiwozhengmingziji“zhihui”dezuihaojihuima?ruguowochenggongle,

wozaigongsidediweijiangchediwengu,zaiyemeirengannawodemingzikaiwanxiao!

ruguowoshibaile……dabulejiushijuanpugaizouren。fanzhengzheifengongzuoyeshibaijianlaide,womeishenmekeshude!

ganle!woshenxiyikouqi,bawenjianjiaheshang,tuihuidaozhuguanmianqian。“zhuguan,”wotaiqitou,