第1章 1.穿成傻姑了

zhengzhichuxia,zhongwudetianqirederenfahun。

liujiacundeyitiaohebian,yiqunchuanzhecubumayiderenweichengyiquan,zhengduizhedishangtangzhederenzhizhidiandian。

“aiyou!zuonieyo!zheifengjiadeshanvniangzazheimexiangbukai?”

“yaoshibushazajiaoshagu?”

“zheigelaoliujiataibudidaole!erzigangkaoshangxiucaijiuyaotuihun!”

“zheihaimeipanshangdizhujianijiubarenbisile!taibushirenle!”

“jiushijiushi!zhenbushigedongxi!”

yiquncunminweizhetangzaidishangdeyimingshencaifeipangdenvziyilunfenfen。

fengjiuhunhuneede,hunshenganjuezenmezheimeleng?

tajidezijizhengzaizuoshoushu,turanyanqianyiheijiushenmeyebuzhidaole。

rujinyoushizenmegeqingkuang?

为什周围会这么吵?

naohaizhongyizhencitong,yigumoshengdejiyibeiqiangxingsairu。

yezhoupingyaoguzhenliujiacun,yigeyanhaiguzhenshangdecunzi。

zheiliminfengchunpo,cunziliderendabufendouheshan,yeyouyixiebijiaoqipade。

fengjiujiazhonghaiyousangegege。

dagefengbaiqi,weirenchenmoguayan,shijiazhongdedingliangzhu,duizijidemeimeiconglaidoushihanzaizuilipahuale。

ergefengyuchen,bingfeifengjiaqinshenghaizi,shuangtuicanji,xinjishenchen,manfujinglun,shigeyinsirenbuchangmingdezhu,duidaifengjiubaiyibaishun。

sangefengdanqing,xiaomianhuyige,jianrenshuorenhua,jianguishuoguihua,zhiyouzaimianduifengjiudeshihoushigebuchengshuqueyigenjindejiahuo。

fengjiuyebingbushizheigejiadeqinshenghaizi,tashibeifengjiafufujianlaiyangdade。

xiongmeisirenbicidouzhidaozijideshenshi,yezhidaofengjiubingbushijiazhongqinshengnver,queyirujiwangdechongaizhefengjiu。

sanrendoushichongmeizikuangmo,shilibazhuangmingshengzaiwai,douzhidaofengjiuyigeshazibeisangebushiqinshengdegegechongshangletian。

fengjiutiaoheshiyinweicongxiaodingdewawaqinbeituile!

liufugui,fengjiucongxiaowawaqindeweihunfu,gangkaoshanglexiucaijiulaijialituihun。

tazheigexiucai,quandoushiyikaofengjiusangegegezhengqiangongyangchulaide。

liufuguilaijialituiqin,zhenghaofengjiudesangegegebuzaijia。

fengjiuyishijianxiangbukaitiaolehe。

xiangdaozheilifengjiutoutengderourounaodai,bujiushiyigechouzhananma?zhiyubazijidemingdashangma?

zheigejuqingzenmezheimeshuxini?

刘家村?刘富贵?

凤白起?

凤玉辰?凤丹青?

这些名字好熟悉?

**!

zheibushitakanleyibanxiaoshuozhong,shuzhongderenwuma?

yaobuyaozheimecaodan?tabujiushilianxudezuoshoushuyunguoqulema?

taweihehuichuxianzaizheixiaoshuoli?

dangchutahaitucao,zijijingrangenshuzhongyigeshagutongmingtongxing!

zaishuzhong,fengjiuliangenvpeidousuanbushang。

“xingle!aiyo!shanvnianga!nizazheimexiangbukaini?”

“shini!weileliunengjiaxiaozibuzhide!”

“shagua!nihaiyousangegegetengnini!”

cunminmenniyijuwoyijuquanshuozhefengjiu。

zheishihoudefengjiunaohaizhonghaiyipianhundun,cunminmenshuodeshagenbenmeitingqingchu。

zhiganjuezhouweixiangshiyouwushudecangyingzhengzaiwengwengwengdejiao。

“xiaomei!”zheishihoudagefengbaiqituikairenqunfengleyiyangpudaolefengjiushenpang。

“xiaomei!xiaomei!nibiehewoa!”

sangefengdanqingyehuitoutuliandepaoleguolai。

liangrenhaijicudechuanzheqi,yikanjiushizhejipaolaide。

fengjiubeiyaohuangdeyouxieyun,naohaizhongyizhenxuanyunyouhunshuileguoqu。

fengbaiqikanzheyanqianhunguoqudexiaomei,qiangyoulidebeibangbarenbaoqilaijiupao。

fengdanqingyegenzaishenhoupao,liangrendouzhejidemantoudahan。

“kehaole!shagudegegemenhuilailejiumeishile。”

yicunminkanzhepaoyuandexiongmeiyesongleyikouqi。

fengbaiqibaozhezijidemeimeipaohuilejiazhong,batafangzaichuangshangandunhao。

“sandi,nikanhaoxiaomei!”shuozhejiupaoquledongxiangfang。

fangjianlifengyuchentingdaowaimiandedongjingweiweizhoumei,kandaozijidagehuangzhangdepaojinlai。

xinligedengyixia,“dage,shijiuerchushilema?”

fengyuchenyouxiehouhui,tadeshuangtuiyijingzhibuhaole,dagebusixinhaishidaizhetaqulezhenshang。

batamenxiaomeiyirenfangzaijialibenlaijiubufangxin,meixiangdaotamengangchuquyishangwujiuchushile?

“erdi,wodainiqukankanxiaomei。”fengbaiqibaoqizijierdijiuqulexixiangfang。

“jiuerzenmele?”fengyuchenbufangxinxunwendao。

“xiaomeitiaohele!”fengbaiqihoucaoyajinyaozhe,yikouyinyachadianbeitayaosui。

刘家?你们等着!

xiongdisanrencongzhenshanghuidaojiajiumeikandaozijixiaomeideyingzi,zhengyaochuquxunzhao,gebidewangdaniangjiulaigaosutamen,xiaomeitiaohele。

xiongdisanrenquandoujiaojidebuxing,bafengyuchenfangzaiwuli,xiongdiliangrenqiqiwanghebianpao。

daolehebianjiukandaotamenxiaomeihunmibuxingdeyimu。

daolexifangjianli,fengyuchenbeifangzaichuangshangzuozhe,naqifengjiudeshouwankaishibamai。

fengyuchenduoshaodongdianyishu,quebushihenjingtong,fouzetadeshuangtuizenmeyizhibule?

“dagefangxinba,xiaomeibeishuiqiangle,zanshihunmi,xinglaijiuhaole。”

“sandi,niquaodianyaotangweixiaomeihexia。”

fengyuchenzongsuanshifangxinle。

ruguoshiyinweita,xiaomeiyaoshiyougeshenmewanyi,tahuineijiuyibeizi。

“hao!wozheijiuqu!”fengdanqingnazheshoulidefangziquaoyao。

shengxiadexiongdiliangkanzhehunmidefengjiuxintongrujiao。

“xiaomeijiusuanshichishayebushitamenququliujianengqifude,shuotuihunjiutuihun,woquzhaotamenyaogeshuofa。”

fengbaiqiqibuguo,doudadequantouzuandegezhizuoxiang。

“dagelengjing,xianzhaoguhaoxiaomeiyaojina。”fengyuchenkanzhemangzhuangdedageganjinbarenlanzhu。

kanzhehunmibuxingdexiaomeifengbaiqizanshiyaxiaxinlidebaonveyinzi。

xintengdefumozhefengjiudelianpang,“xiaomeishoukule。”

fengyuchenyetankouqi,“douguaiwo!yaobushiwodetuituoleilejiali,xiaomeibuhuigenzhewomensangeshouzheimeduozui。”

liangrenzizedehuayufengjiuzaihunmizhongyenenggoutingdao。

meixiangdaozheijushentidegegezheimetengta。

yiqiandefengjiuyouxiesha,ganshoubudaosangegegeduitadehao,zongshirenxingdemaiyuangegejibuletahaodeshenghuo。

haizhizhefengyuchendebizimataquezi,jiusuanshizheiyangsanrenyemeiyouxianqitashigeshazi,yirujiwangdizhaoguta。

jiuweileliufuguizheigezhanan,fengjiuzongshiyuzijidegegemenzuodui,buyunxutamenshuoneigezhananyijubushi。

fengjiuxinzhongzhangtanyikouqi,pingzhetengnidesangegegebuquxinteng,qutenggezhazhanan?

纯属脑子进水了!

fengjiuxinxiang:tayaoshiyouzheimesangetengaitadegege,tayidinghuizuomengdouxiaoxingde。