全家重生后我选择摆烂第1章

wosile,siyuyangnvyibeijialiaodechengzhi。

ranhouwozhongshengle,henbang。

gengbangdeshi,woba,woma,woge,quanjiadouzhongshengle。

womendingzhesizhangmianwubiaoqingdelian,weizuozaifanzhuopang,kailezhongshengyilaidediyicijiatinghuiyi。

huiyizhuti:ruhegandiaoneigelvchayangnv。

erwo,zuoweishangbeizisidezuikuaideneige,zhixiangshuo——

「douzhongshengle,nengbunengrangwoxianshuigehaojue?」

wojiaojiangzhiyu,yigepingpingwuqidefuerdai。ruguofeiyaoshuoyoushenmebupingpingwuqide,neijiushizaiwoershiersuishengrineitian,womenyijiasikou,beiwobamalingyangdemeimeilinweiwei,yongsizhongbutongdefangshi,zhengzhengqiqidituanmiele。

woba,shangyejuzi,siyugongsipochan,tiantaiziyouluoti。

woma,shejiaomingyuan,siyumingyusaodi,yiyutunyao。

woge,wankuzidi,siyubiaoche「yiwai」,chehuirenwang。

erwo,zuijiandan,yibeijialeyidiandianqinghuawudechengzhi,dangchangqushi。ganjingyouweisheng。

dangwozaicizhengkaiyan,faxianzijizhengtangzaidaxuesushedechuangshang,yangguangzhenghao,shoujipingmushangxianshideshijian,shiwoershisuishengrideqianyigeyue。

我重生了。

haimeidengwoxiaohuawanzheigejingtiandagua,wodeshouji「dingdingding」dixianggebuting。yigemingwei「xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren(zhongshengfuchouban)」deweixinqunbeiwoneishangyejuzilaobahuosujianleqilai。

woba:【@suoyouren,jinjijiatinghuiyi,like,mashang,huijia!】

woma:【wodeaimashi!wodegaoding!wodeguifuxiawucha!weiweineigexiao**!woyaorangtasi!】

woge:【ba,ma,zhiyu,woyehuilaile!**!zheiganjuetaixuanhuanle!zheibeiziwoyidingyaozhuidaoxiaohua!linweiweineigedufubiexiangzaipianwoganqing!】

kanzhepingmushangqunqingjifendejiaren,womomodidachulianggezi:【shoudao。】

ranhoufanlegeshen,jixushuijue。

kaishenmewanxiao,shangbeiziweilejiazurongguang,weilefumudeqiwang,wohuodexianggeshangmanlexiandemuou,jieguoni?sidezuikuai。zheibeizi,tiantaxialaiyougaogezidingzhe,fanzhengwobayimibawu,wogeyimibaba,tamenxianding。

wo,jiangzhiyu,juedingle。

这辈子,我要摆烂。

raner,wodigulewojiarendexingdongli。banxiaoshihou,wogejiangzhixuzhijiechuaikailewodesushemen,xianglinxiaojiyiyangbawocongchuangshangzhuaileqilai。

「jiangzhiyu!huoshaomeimaolenihaishuidezhe!quanjiarendeshengsicunwanga!nidenaozishibeineibeichengzhifushilema?」tayibianshuo,yibianculudijiwotaoshangwaitao。

wobeitatuojincheli,yilufengchidianchedihuilejia。

ketingli,wobajiangjianguozuozaizhuweishang,liansetieqing,shoulijiazheyigenxueqie,yanwuliaoraozhong,yanshenruilidexiangyaosharen。womaliuqingzhengnazheyikuailupixiaofangjin,yibianyouyibiandicashizhetaneige**kuandebao,fangfoyaobatacachuhuoxingzi。

「rendoudaoqile。」wobabaxueqieenmiezaiyanhuigangli,fachu「zi」deyisheng,「shuoshuoba,doushuoshuozijidexiangfa。womenzhiyouyigegongtongdediren——linweiwei。」

「bixurangtashenbaiminglie!」womayaoyaqiechi,「woyaorangtazaiwomenzheigequanzilichedihunbuxiaqu!」

「woyaorangtachangchangbeiqipianganqingdeziwei!」wogequantouniedegegexiang,「woyaorangtazhidao,wojiangzhixubushihaorede!」

wobadiandiantou,shenchendishuo:「shangchangshangdechou,ziranyaoyongshangchangdeshouduanlaibao。wohuirangtahetabeihoudeshili,xuebenwugui!」

tamensangeniyiyanwoyiyu,fuchoujihuashuoderexuefeiteng,fangfoxiayimiaojiunengshourenchouren,zoushangrenshengdianfeng。

wodalegehaqian,momodicongguopanlinalegepingguoken。

「zhiyu,nini?」wobademuguangzhongyuluodaolewoshenshang,「shangbeiziniheweiweizoudezuijin,nikendingzhidaotabushaomimi。shuochulai,zheishinijianggongbuguodejihui。」

wokenpingguodedongzuoyidun。

将功补过?

woyoushenmeguo?sidetaikuaiyeshiwodecuoma?

womanyouyoudiyanxiazuilidepingguo,shuo:「wodexiangfashi,zanmenbafangzimaile,gongsigufenzhuanle,yiminqugefengjingyoumeidexiaodao,yangyangyu,zhongzhonghua,anduwannian,buhaoma?」

空气瞬间安静了。

wobadezuijiaochoulechou,womacabaodedongzuotingle,wogenanyizhixindikanzhewo。

「jiangzhiyu,」wobadeshengyinlidaizheyisiweixian,「nizaishuoyibian?」

「woshuo,tangpinga。」wohenrenzhendikanzhetamen,「shangbeizidoulebantian,buhaishibeituanmiele?zheishuomingshenme?shuomingwomenyijiazidezhishangjiaqilai,kenengdouwanbuguolinweiweiyige。jiranyingjianbuxing,weishenmefeiyaotiaozhangaonandufubenni?huangejiandanmoshi,zhongzhongtian,tabuxiangma?」

「ni……nizheishinuofuxingwei!」wogeqideliandouhongle。

「ge,zheibushinuofu,zheijiaoyouzizhizhiming。」wotanlekouqi,「shangbeiziniweilegenvren,lianjiadoubuyaole。ba,niweilemianzi,beirenjiataozoulehexinjishu。ma,niweilexurong,beirenjiadangqiangshi。womenyijiaren,tuchuyigepozhanbaichu。xianzaizhongshengle,buganjinmibuzijidexinggequexian,haixiangzhegenrenjiayingpengying?touzheimetiedema?」

「ni!」wobaqideyipaizhuozi,zhendechabeidoutiaoleqilai。

jiuzaizheishi,yigeqieshengshengdeshengyincongmenkouchuanlai。

「ba,ma,gege,jiejie,wohuilaile……nimenzai……kaihuima?」

womensigeren,qishuashuadizhuanguotou。

menkouzhanzhede,zhengshilinweiwei。tachuanzheyishenjiebaidelianyiqun,zhangfapijian,lianshangdaizhewuguyoutianmeidexiaorong,yanjingxiangxiaoluyiyangqingche。

演,你接着演。

womensigerendeyanshen,shunjianbiandeyiyannanjin。neishiyizhonghunhelezenghen、yane、kongju,haiyouyisisi「**,yinghoulaile」defuzaqingxu。

linweiweibeiwomenkandeyileng,lianshangdexiaorongyouxiejiangying:「zenmele?dajia……weishenmezheimekanzhewo?」

wobashenxiyikouqi,bukuishishangchanglaohuli,diyigediaozhenghaobiaoqing,luchuleyigeheaidexiaorong:「meishenme,weiweihuilailea。kuaizuo,womenzhengshuoqinini。」

「shuowo?」linweiweishouchongruojingdizouguolai。

「shia,」womayexiaodexiangduosuliaohua,「shuowomenweiweiyuelaiyuepiaoliangle,zaixuexiaokendinghenshouhuanyingba?」

wogegengshizhongliangji,tazhijiezhanqilai,zoudaolinweiweimianqian,shenqingkuankuandishuo:「weiwei,woyiqianzhenshixialeyan,jingranmeiyoufaxiannidehao。congjintianqi,wojiangzhixu,yaozhengshizhuiqiuni!」

林薇薇:「???」

tazhenggerendoumengle,lianshangxiemanle「jubenbushizheimexiedea」。

erwo,kanzheyanqianzheisangexijing,momodiyounaqiyigejuzi。

xingba,nimenaiyan,nimenyan。

我看戏。

jiuzaizheishi,wodeyanjiaoyuguangpiedaoleketingjiaoluolineigeyonglaizhenzhaide,judawubide,wonainaishengqianzuixihuande,choudejingtiandongdidefeicuibaicaibaijian。

neikebaicai,haoxiang……zaifaguang?

wozhalezhayan,yidaojinguangshanguo,yigebantoumingdeshenyingcongbaicailipiaolechulai。

neishiyigechuanzhehuamianao、panzhefajidelaotaitaixuying。

tapiaodaowobamahewogeshenhou,aigechuolechuotamendenaomen,hentiebuchenggangdimadao:

「chunhuo!chunhuo!chunhuo!laoniangyongbishenggongdehuannimenyicizhongsheng,shirangnimenlaigenchourenyanqingjingxijudema?!」

ranhou,tapiaodaowomianqian,kanzhewoshoulidejuzi,tanlekouqi。

「ai,haishiwodeguaisunnvyouchuxi,qimazhidaochibaolecaiyouliqishanglu。」

我:「……」

dengdeng,shanglu?shangnatiaolu?

zheiweituranchuxiandelaotaitai,haoxiangshiwoneiguoshiduoniandenainai。

erqie,haoxiang……zhiyouwonengkanjianta?