全家作死,我让他们自食其果​​第1章

“xiaojiu,qianziba。e,wowanglenibushizi,anshouyinba。”

furenwenroudeshengyinyangaibuzhuqingmie,gushijiulianxiameiyan,kanzhechajishangfangzhedeyidadiewenjian。

gangcaideduanduanjimiao,tayijingjieshouwanyuanshendejiyi。

“bama,zheishangmianxiedeshenme?”

gushijiuguzuoyihuodikanxiangpangbianzuozhedeliangren,zheiduizhongniannannvshiyuanshendeqinshengfumu,yeshihaichengheheyoumingdedazibenjia。

tangwanbunaifandizhoumei:“bushigennijieshiguolema?zheishi**hetong,bamajuedingbahaichengshizhongxindeshijijianpuzihesanchufangchandouzhuandaonimingxia。”

“keshi……**hetongshisigezi,zheishangmianzhiyousangezi。”

gushijiushenshoudianzaiwenjianshang,zhenshimingmuzhangdana。

qifuyuanshenbushizi,wenjianshang《renzuishu》sangedazirucihuangyan。

tangwanjingleyixia,tameixiangdaogushijiujingranhuicongzheigejiaodufaxianwenti,ganmangkanxiangzhangfu。

yemingchengbuhuangbumangdixiaole:“xiaojiuzhencongming,zheishangmianxiedequeshishisangezi——《**shu》。”

“这样啊……”

gushijiuzhuangzuohuangrandawu,shenshou,shizhianruyipangdehongseyinninei,zhanmanhou,taiqi。

tadeshouzhiyijingxuanzailehetongshangfang,zhichajihaomijiunenganxiaqu。

yejiafufubuzijuedipingzhuhuxi,dengdaizhe。

下一秒……

“bama,wojuedezheiyangbuhao。nimenpinboleyibeizidedongxi,wozenmenengzheimejiandanjiunazou?buxing!buxing!”

gushijiulianlianyaotou,manliandoushikuijiu,zhanleyinnideshouzhangzaishafadianshangcengleyouceng,henkuaijiucengdedaochudoushi。

jiantaxingweiculu,tangwanchadianbeiguoqiqu。

“nidaodiyaozenyang?!shinishuowomenpianxinwenhui,xianzaiwomenbapumianhefangzizhuanjini,niyoubuyaole?!”

tahuazhongdewenhuizhengshiyejiadeyangnv——yewenhui,yeshihegushijiujiaohuanleshibanianrenshengderen。

“是我错了!”

gushijiugancuililuodidaoqian。

“bama,wenhuijiepeizainimenshenbianshibanian,shitiwojinxiao。nimendedongxiyinggaidoujita。”

“bushizheiyangde!”yewenhuiduozailoushangtinglehaojiu,zhongyumeirenzhujiaochusheng。

takuaibucongloutishangxialai,zoudaogushijiushenbian,qianzhetadeshou,yiliantengai。

“xiaojiu,nizaixiangxiaguoletaiduokurizi。bamahewodouxiangbuchangni。”

“shia,xiaojiu,mamashixintengni。”

tangwanzaizhangfuhenverdeshiyixia,qiangyaxialenuhuo,yidaogushijiushenbian,wozhutalingyizhishou。

heng,yaobushixianzaiguojiachadetaiyan,meibanfatoudu,tamenzaojiudaizhejialidejinyinzhubaopaochuguole,nalixuyaoshejizheimeduohuanjie,chizheimeduo“ku”。

“是这样啊……”

gushijiubeitamendeqingzhenyiqiegandongle,qinredihuiwoliangrendeshou。

tadeshouzhibuxiaoxinmodaolejiejieyewenhui,shouwanshangdebolizhongdiwanglvfeicuishouzhuo。

“neijiejiezheigeshouzhuokeyisongjiwoma?wodiyicikandaojiejieshouwanshangdezhuozi,jiujuedetatebiepiaoliang,wotebiexiangyao!wozhidaojiejiehebamadouhenaiwo,douxiangbuchangwo,jiejieyidingyuanyisongjiwode,duiba?”

tazhuantou,yanbabadikanxiangyewenhui。

yewenhuixinli“gedeng”yixia,ditoufumozhezijideyuzhuo。

zheigeyuzhuotadailesannian,shiyejiazuchuande,nainailinzhongqianyueguomuqintaojintashouwan,renzhengletayejiadisandaijichengrendeshenfen。

“姐姐?”

yewenhuiyiyaoya,tuixialeshouzhuo。

yejiadefuguimashangjiuyaochengweizainan,zheigeshouzhuotayedaibulejitianle,daoburujigushijiu,zuoshiletacaishiyejiahuozhenjiashideda**deshenfen!

zibenjiada**,kebushihaozuode!

neikeshiyaoyongmingqutiande!

yewenhuiyanzhongshanguoyisiyinleng,henkuaixiaoleqilai。

“haoa,xiaojiu,jiejiebashouzhuosongjini。”

“谢谢姐姐。”

gushijiuhaobukeqidijizijidaishang。

zheibenlaijiushiyejiazuchuandeshouzhuo,yewenhuijiuzhanquechaoshibanianyijingshizhanletiandadebianyi。qiangzoutadejinshouzhi,gushijiuyidiandoubujuedekuixin。

kanzheneimocuilv,yewenhuijuedezijixinlihaoxiangkongleyikuai,haoxiangshiquleshenmefeichangzhongyaodedongxi。

tamengdishuaitou,qiangyanhuanxiao:“xiaojiu,nixianzaikeyiqianzileba?”

“lai,xiaojiu,mabangnicashou。”

caganjinglecainengyinxiaqingxidezhiwen。

gushijiushouzhizaicizhanranshanghongsedeyinni,xuanzaiwenjianshangfang。

“哎呀,不行!”

“youzenmele?!”zheixialianyixiangdandingdeyemingchengdoujuedexueyabiaoshengle。

gushijiuwugudezhayan:“bama,wohaiconglaimeiyoujianguozheixiepumianhefangzini。”

“pashenme?bamahainengkengnibucheng?!”

“ba,wozongdezhidaonimendaodisongleduodadeliwujiwoba?yizhangdatuanjieduiwolaishuo,doushidaqian。

yaoshibamajiwoliangzhangdatuanjie,woyuanyishihounimenxilian、xijiao。

yaoshibamajiwoshizhangdatuanjie,woyuanyijinimenzuoyibeizifan!

shijigepuzihesanchufangchan,neishiduoshaoqianya,woxianzaidoumeishenmegainian,yebuzhidaogaizenmebaodabamadeenqing……”

原来是这样。

yemingchenghetangwanduishiyiyan,zheigegangrenhuilaidenverqueshimeiyoujianguoshenmeshimian。

tamenhaixianghuyoutaxiaxianghou,jizijidangniuzuomani,shibixurangtaganjuedaoenqingdehouzhong。

“xing,bamamingtianjiudainiqukanpumian。buguo,kanwanpumian,nibixuyaoanshouyinle!bunengzaituole!”

gushijiuguaiqiaodidiantou:“ngng,bama,nimenjiufangxinba!”

zhongyubazheijianshiyingfuguoqu,gushijiuhuidaoleyiloudefangjian。

zheidongxiaoyanglougongyousanceng,yejiasankouzhuzaierlou,yilouyiqiandoushijiyongrenzhude。

xianzaiteshushiqi,meiyouyongrenle,yiloudefangjianjiubianchenglecangku。

yuanshenyigeyueqianzhaolai,dangshilianyejiadedamendoujinbuqu,qiongkunliaodaodizhulesantianqiaodong。

disitian,yemingchengturandaizherenzhaodaoyuanshen,shuozhiqianshimenfangnongcuole,taqueshishiyejiadiushishibaniandenver!fanlecuodemenfangyijingbeitadangchangkaichu!

dangshiyuanshenzhiguzhegaoxing,shahuhudijinleyejia,jianshidaolezhuangxiushehuadexiaoyanglou,chuanshanglepiaoliangdexinyifu,chidaolexinxiandeshiwu,haiyongyouletengaizijidefumu,xingfudechadianmeihunguoqu。

jiusuanshiyiloudeyongrenfang,yebiyuanshenyiqianzhuguodechaifang、zhuquanhaotaiduotaiduo,tasihaoweichajuechuyiyang。

guanshangfangmen,gushijiutangdaochuangshang,bishangyanjing。

[系统。]

[在的,宿主。]

[原身还好吗?]

[haodehen,tayijingzhongxintoutaile。zheicibaozhenghuiyifanfengshun,yichushengjiunengtingjianlaoqianfuqindichendexiaosheng。]