第三章 约一下闺蜜的河童男友

disanzhangyueyixiaguimidehetongnanyou

shangyishi,wohenailufei,weiletabuxihejialinaofanyeyaohetalianyin。

tashilujiadesishengzi,henjiuzhihouwocaizhidaotabuaiwo,wozhishiyigenengbangtazailujiazhanwenjiaogendeqizi。

xiangqishangyishitahepeijiaobeizhewogunzaiyiqiwojiujuedeexin,tabawodangqizi,wohaidaitaruchulian。

xiangdaozheiwolengxiaoleliangsheng,gankaizijibeimengbileshuangyan:「lufei,womenfenshoule。」

shuowanwojiuzhuanshenlikai,erlufeiquezhuazhewodeshoubufang:「weishenme,fengfeng,niyiqianbushizheiyangdea。」

woduishangletadeyanjing,neishiyishuangshenmeyangdeyanjinga,wumengmengde,kanbuchuyisideaiyihechengken。

「weishenme?yinweiwobuxianghexiaosandeerziyourenheguanxi,xingme?woxianzang。」

huidaosushe,xiaoqbuhuaihaoyideyaoleyaoshouji:「zenmele,hedaxiaojiezheishiyaoxiaoguole?」

xiangqishangyishixiaoqzuitaoyanlufei,suoyiwoliangyebuduifu,tachushenggangqinshijia,gezhongbisaijiangbeiyeshihewozhenglaiqiangqu。

shangyishi,tazongshichaoxiaowobeilufeixialeyao,errujinkanlaihaishijuwairenqingxing。

tazhanqishen,luguowoshipailepaiwodejianbang。

xiaoqyaohuangzhedeshoujilixuexiaoyijingliuchuankailewodongshoudegaoqingshipin,xuexiaoyijingchuankaile:「heshideqianjinzaixuexiaobalingtongxue。」

jiezougangbeidaiqilaijiuyourenniuzhuanjiezoufayan:「youmeiyouyizhongkenengshizhengzhuzhuojianni?」

erpeijiaodingzhejiandanchuliguodetoufahuilaile,tamingxianshikuguole,zheiyishizaiwodegulizhixiazheigeshihoutayinggaihaimeiyouheheluofenshou,suoyibuzhiyushizailufeidehuailikude。

womeilita,dantahaiyaotianzhelianxiangwodaoqian:「duibuqia,fengfeng,shibushiwonalizuodebuhaorenishengqile。」

「buhaoyisi,jintianzhongwuxinqingbutaihao,nibuhuijieyiba,bijingwomenshizuihaodepengyou。」

shuowanwoduitaxiaolexiaojixuwanzheshouji,ertayezhinengbiaoshilijie。

「jiranzheiyangniquqiangshangchengqingyixianeigeshipinba,mafannige。」

congcikaishi,wojiukaishizhengdaguangmingdenuyizhepeijiao,rangtabangwomaifan,bangwoqukuaidi,bangwoxiewobuxiangxiedegezhongshouxielunwen。

erwoyaoyongsuoyoudekongyushijianlianxigangqin,bijinglianggeyuehoujiushiwodegerenshouxiule。

lufeixiangjinlebanfayuewo,erwotongguoletadehaoyouyanzheng,yezhishiyizhidiaozheta。

woyaorangtaganjuedaoshikeyounenghewofuhedekenengxing,bijingxiangwozheimeshadefujiaqianjinqunazhaoni。

peijiaoyehetadehetongnanyourujiaosiqi,zaishejiaopingtaidaxiuenai。

kanjiantazheimexingfu,xiangqishangyishiwobeiniansuideshuangbei,wolikedajileheluoyuetachulaichifan。

heluoshiyigehenhuaxindezhanan,mianduiwodeyaoqingtaxiangdoumeixiangjiutongyile。

wohualeyigemeimeidezhuang,chuanzhezuiguideyifu,kaizhedaben,dingleyijiafashicanting。

zhenggeliaotianguochengzhong,woyizhizaiheheluoliaopeijiao,yongyijiushixiwangtahaohaozhaoguwozuihaodepengyou。

ertaqueyizaibikaihepeijiaoyouguandehuati,yanjingzhigougoudedingzhewodeainiushibao。

xiangqishangyishipeijiaozaiwomianqianjilidekuazantadenanpengyou,shuotafeichangaita。

xiangzheiyangnianjiqingqingzhiganyuanzaijiubadadiedenansheng,buzhidaonengjipeijiaodailaishenmexingfuni。

zheishihoushoujixiangle,lufeijiwofalaileyuehuixiaoxi,jintianshitadeshengri,rangwobuyaowangjifuyue。

wojiheluokanleduanxin:「yourenyuewo,wodezoule。」