qiandingledingshen，zaikanjianjie：
zhujiaochushengbuxiang，shengmuzaoshi，beiboqingguayidehaomenjiarendiuzainongcunjingyang，zhangdahoudaolekeyilianyindenianjicaibeijiehuilai，jieguohaoburongyidedaojingquantaiziyedeyeyedeqinglai，taquedangzhongjuhunrelezhongnu，beifuqinyinuzhixiazhuchujiamen，shubuzhi……
“……”
qianmomoheshangzheibenxiaoshuo，mianwubiaoqingdikanxianglezijideguimama。
chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，gouxuewenzhujiaojingshiwoziji。
guaibudeqiaozhezheimeyanshu……
buguosheirangtashigewuhaiaimanvni？gouxuewenzhujiaojiugouxuewenzhujiaoba。
jubenyeyoule，jiexialaideshijiuhaobanle。
zaijiudianshuileyiwan，qiandiertianyidazaojiuzaiwangshizhangjieshaodechuangyeyuanjinglidedailingxiagaoxiaoxunsudijiangicp、guangbozheng、wangluowenhuajingyingxukezhengdeng**duanjuxuyaodezhengjianbanqi，haishunbianzhuceleyigegongsi，dizhizaiyingshicheng，mingzijiujiao“hanxiaojiuquanyuleyingshiyouxiangongsi”。
banshizhuanyuankantadeyanshenhenguguai，yuyanyouzhilebantiandanmeiyoubohui。
qianjuededuifangyidingshizaijingtantadequmingtianfuyoubuhaoyisishuo。
banhaozheiyiqiehou，qianchizhengshanggang，daizheguilaidaolezaiyingshichengzudegongzuoshi。
zheilidechanyelianyijingfeichangchengshu，gongzuoshikeyizhijiejitatigongsheyingpeng、paisheqicai、bangongshi、huazhuangjiandeng，haikeyibangmangduijieyanyuan，zhaopinyuangongfeichangfangbian。
zhiyaoqianjigou，shenmedounengyou。
wanshijubei，qiandaoyanjianzhipianrenjianhrhenkuaijiuzaigegepingtaifabuleyizezhaopingonggao。
“****！”
“jinmeinikuaikan！youtuhaolaiyingshichengsabile！qunyanwubai，qianjingyiqian，teyuesanqianqibu，rijie，shaqinghaijidahongbao！”
zaigonghuidatingbujuedefujinmeibeitongbanyaoxing，mimihuhudidalegehaqian，“shenmesabi……？”
kanqingpingmushangdeshuzishi，tashuangyandengda，shunjianqingxing，“****！yousabilaituhaole！”
“？”
xianzaishichangxingqingqunyanpingjungongziyibaierzuoyouyitian，qianjingxiaojibai，teyuedabufenyezhiyousanweishu，zheigejiazhendeshilaituhaole！
fujinmeiciliuyixiacongzhedietangyishangpaqilai，linqidongxiyaozou。
duimiandenanshengquedalegehaqian，“naeryouneimehaodeshi，xianzaijiuyehuanjingzheimecha，juzukaidegongziyuelaiyuedi，henbudebuchifanjiubanidanglvshi，zenmekenengwuyuanwugujineimeduo，zibenjiayoubushisha！”
pangbiandenvshengyelizhidao：“yeshi，zanmenhaishixiankanqingchuba，xiaoxinbiebeipianle，zheigezhaopinxinxibushitongguogonghuifade。”
fujinmeiganjuebeijiaoleyitoulengshui。
keqiongdeshidouzhiganlayiban，palawanlehuiedetahaishirenbuzhuxincunjiaoxing，“zairangwokanyixia，wanyishizhendeni……”
zhijianzhaopinxinxishangxiezhe“xiandaixuanxuelingyishupingduanjujuzuchengpinyanyuan、gongzuorenyuan。paishezhouqi：6-10tian，yeban，gongzirijie，baochizhu。jutiyaoqiuruxia：1.nvzhu：waizaixingxiang18-25sui，wuguanduanzheng，shengao163yishang，xinlisuzhihao，bupagui，payenengbiezhe。2.nvzhufuqin：waizaixingxiang35-50sui，haomenzhadie，keyipagui，jieshoubensechuyan。3.nvzhugegesanwei……”
“hahahahahashenmea！haiteyibiaozhupabupagui，zheidaoyanzhenyoumo！”
“haiyouzheigewaizaixingxiang，yisishizhiyaokanqilaixiang18-25sui，jiusuanshijinianlingqibashiyemeiguanxima？zheishiwangenghaishirenzhende，yaoqiuhaitingkuansongdeyangzi。”
“weishenmeshichunyeban，zheigedaoyanhezhengchangrenyoushichama？ganjuehuihenlei，buguogaojiapianchouyouhenhaodimibulezheiyidian。”
“zheishangmianxiedeyinggaibushimingbiba……？”
“buzhidaohuoshizenmeyang……”
fagonggaodedagaishichuchuangtuandui，xuyaozhaopinderenhenduo，gonggaoyehenzhang。
sanrenrenrenzhenzhen、zhuzizhujudikanxiaqu，faxianchukaixiezheizezhaopinxinxiderenmaosizaiyibenzhengjingdigaoxiaowaimeibiededawenti。
tamenyuekanyuexindong，douzhunbeishoushidongxiqule，zhidaozuihouliangxingyingruyanlian——
danwei：hanxiaojiuquanyuleyingshiyouxiangongsi
zhu：shengrenwurao，sizheyouxian。
“……”
“……”
“……”
nanshengxiaorongyishou，mamalieliedidaotoujiushui，“shenjingbing，wojiuzhidaoshishanggenbenjiubucunzaihuidangrendelaoban！”
tongbanyemomoshouqileshouji，jixushuijue，fangfoshenmedoumeiyoufashengguo。
fujinmeiquegenglebantianmeihuanguolai，bianneimezhangyitiaoguanggao，jiuweilezhanzheidiancuma？
今天又不是愚人节！
fujinmeiganjuezijibeichaofengle，tachengrentashiyouqiongyoutancai，haitiantianxiwangtianshangdiaoxianbing，danyebuzhiyuzaozheiyangdebaoyingba？
buxing，tayanbuxiazheikouqi。
qiongguizuocuoshenmeleyaobeizheimexinong！
fujinmeihenkuaiyezaizijisuozaideyigeyanyuanqunlikandaolezheizegonggao，qunyougujihetayiyangdexinqing，danchuyidapian“？？？”。
danbuzhidaoguanliyuanbuzaixianhaishizenmede，juranhaimeiyoubazheigepianzitichuqu。
fujinmeiehenhendidengleyanzheigezhanghao，dianjintouxiangzhunbeijubao，danhenkuaijiulengzhule。
qiyezhanghao？zheimezhuanye？
还是实名上网？？？
zhijianmingzishangxiezhe“qian”，kanzhexiangzhenming，touxiangyeshiyizhangnianqingnvshengdetupian。
duifangzhengzuozaibangongzhuohoukanzhejingtou，chuanzhemianmacaizhidexinzhongshijiaolingzhangxiu，youdianxiangdaoshifu，danbidaoshifugengjiaxiuxianrichang，kanqilaikuansongyoushushi，bozishanghaiyonghongshengzhangzhangdizhuizheyigexiaoqiaogupodetaijibaguajing，shenhoudeqiangshangzeguazhelvhejindeqiyebiaozhipai。
fujinmeixinxiangtakenengshidaojiawenhuaaihaozhe，bujinduokanleliangyan。
faxianduifangzhangdeyehenhaokan，youqishineishuangqiheiqingrundeyanjing，weiweiwanqilaixiaozhekanrendeshihouqinheganshizuyebufaqichang。
不像是网图。
fujinmeikanzhekanzhe，xinlineidianyumenjiuzhibujuedisanqule，yishijianwanglezijiyaoganshenme。
danzhuyidaoduifangshenhouneigeqiyebiaozhipaiyongheitiyibenzhengjingxiezhede“hanxiaojiuquanyuleyingshigongsi”，tahaishizuijiaoyichou。
zheijiubushizhengjinggongsimingzi。
suanlesuanlebugenmeinvjijiao，jiudangshizijiyixiangtiankaixiangqianxiangfengledebaoyingba，fujinmeitanlekouqi，congtouxianglituichulai。
danhenkuaiyoucuoedikandaozhanghaoxiamianheranxiezhe“difuzhuyangdashiguanguanzhang”he“hanxiaojiuquanyuleyingshigongsichuangshiren”。
qianmiandifushenmedeyiyanwangengtameiguan，zhizhenjingdifaxianhoumianneigeshenfenjuranyouguanfangrenzhengbiaozhi！
zhenyougongsijiaozheigemingzi？！
fujinmeilianmangdakaiqiyechahedui，jieguohaizhenyichajiuchachulaile！
zheigegongsikanyangzigangchuanglimeiduojiu，renyuanjiegouhenjiandan，farenmingziyexiezheqian，erqiezhucezijinjurangaodawuqianwan！
guanwangdounengchadaole，kendingbunengyoujiale，jiushibuzhidaozheigenvshengshishenmebeijing，quzheizhongguimingzishijianjujuranyejitongguole。
danbulunruhe，kendingshifupowuyi！
zhiyushenme“shengrenwurao，sizheyouxian”，yikanjiushifupozaigaochouxiang。
zhiyaofupoqianjigou，bieshuozhishigaochouxiang，jiushichoutayexinga！
fujinmeiyoujidongqilai，fengkuangyaohuangpangbiandetongban，“zhendezhende！shizhende！tuhaoshizhende！sabiyeshizhende！”
“我们快冲！”