第1章 无妄之灾

“wangmancang,shuo,zheijianshiqingniyoumeiyoucanyu!”

shandongshengpingyangxianjiweidiertanhuashi。

mianduixianjiweijianweiershizhurenhechaomeidedashengzhiwen,wangmancangdunshiganjuedaoyizhenjianao!

santiansanyedeshenwentanhua,tierenyechengshoubuzhu!

shangshanzhenshujilanxiongantanwushouhui?

tazhishiyigexinfangyuan,renweiyanqing,zenmehuihezheijianshiqingguashanggou?

简直是笑话!

wangmancangkuzuolesanshijigexiaoshi,jingshenhuanghu,juedezijidoukuaiyaosile,wulidishenbianzhe:“hezhuren,wozhendeshenmedoubuzhidao,lingdaodeshiqingwonaerzhidaoa。”

hechaomeiyejiusanshichutou,rongmaoqingxiu。baisedeyashemaobataneipanqidezhangfahebanzhangliandoujizhezhule,dannengganjuechutayidinghenpiaoliang,jingrendepiaoliang!!!shuodadeheiseyanjingshidedajiazhikandejiantazuijiaodeneisiwanmeihudu,touzheyiguwusuobuzhihetianxiawudidezixin,heibaixiangjiandexiuxianfubatachentuodesishenmisichunjie。chulekujiushiku,zhaobudaobiedeciyulaixingrongle。

zhikexiciketapiaoliangdeliandanshanglongzhaozheyicenghanbing!

“wangmancang,biejiwozhuangkelian,nizaishangshanzhenzhengfudanrenguodangzhengbanzhuren,nigenlanxiongandeguanxiwoshizhidaode。”

hechaomeimeiyandelianpangbinglengyijiu。

“wozheishizaijinijihui,nizhudongjiaodai,suanniyouzishoubiaoxian,fouze,jiushigenlanxiongantongmou。”

wangmancangheleyitiao,jinzhangdishuodao:“hezhuren,lanshujiganlexieshenmewohaobuzhiqing,nikebunengjiwoluankoumaozi。”

hechaomeibuweisuodongdao:“weijiweiguiderenwojiandeduole,jiaodaizhiqianmeiyigebuhanyuanwangde。wangmancang,wozaijinizuihouyicijihui,nishuobushuo?”

“hezhuren,woshenmedoubuzhidao,wozongbunengxiacheba?”

wangmancangzuishanghanyuan,xinligengshibiequ。

lanxiongangangdaoshangshanzhendangshujineihuier,duitayehaibucuo,waichuzhaoshangshenmededouhuibatadaishang。

houlaiyouyitianwanshangtaqulanxionganbangongshihuibaogongzuo,wuyizhongzhuangjiantaheyigenvrenzaiyiqi,suirandangshilanxionganmeishuoshenme,dancongneizhihou,lanxionganduitadetaidujiufashenglebianhua,meiduojiujiubatatidaoxinfangbanqule。

douzheiyangle,tahaitongmougepia。

“bujianguancaibuluolei。”hechaomeijiangyifenpiaojupaizailezhuozishang,lishengdao,“nikankanzheige,shangmianshibushiyounideqianzi!”

wangmancangnaguolaiyikan,neishitarendangzhengbanzhurenshiyizhangwaichuzhaoshangdebaoxiaodanju,shangmianyouzhaodaifei、zhusufeishenmede,jingbanrenshijishujikaichedejiashiyuanligang,ertazhibuguoshizaidanjushangqianle“qingkuangshushi”sigezi。

wangmancangsuiranxinlihuangdeyibi,danzaikandaozheifendanjudeshihou,queshizhendinglexialai,dao:“hezhuren,zheigeziqueshishiwoqiande,qingkuangshuomingliyexiedehenqingchu,jiushizhengminglanshujiqueshishiwaichuzhaoshang,danjutidejine,buguiwoshenhebaguan,yaozhaoyeshiquzhaocaizhengsuo,niyezhaobuzhewoba?”

hechaomeiqueshimeiwangmancangdebabing。

wuhuangliuyuefangjianmeikaikongdiao,suoyoumenchuangdouguandejinjinde,doushizaidaxinlizhan,weidejiushikankannengbunengcongwangmancangdezuilizhachudianshenmelai。

yaobalanxiongancongshujiweizhishanglaxialai,shishangmiandeyisi。yaoshizheijianshibanzale,tashengqiandelujiudusile。

kewangmancangxianzaidebiaoxianrangtahenshinamen,genjutadebananjingyan,lingdaofanan,shenbianrenjihumeiyigenengxingmiande,kezheixiaozizuizheimeying,daodishineixintandanghaishisibujiaodaini?

“nizaixiangxiang,youmeiyoubiedeyaojianjude。”hechaomeilishengdao。

hechaomeizheinvrenzaijiweikeweishi“choumingzhaozhu”,jushuoluodaotashouli,lianwanshangheqingrenganlejicidounengjiaodaichulai。

wangmancangxinlijiuyouxiedagu,huranxiangdaoneiwanzailanxionganbangongshizhuangjiantagenyigenvrenzaiyiqideshiqing,zixiyixiang,renjiazaiyikuaihuanyu,shiniqingwoyuandeshiqing,yefanbuzhejidouchulai,biankuzheliandao:“wozhenmeishenmeyaojianjude。”

jumianyoujiangchileyizhenzi,yankanzhekuaidaowanshangshidian,zaimeiyouquezaozhengjudeqingkuangxia,anzhaoguiding,tabixudefangren。

fangrenzhiqian,hechaomeilengzheliandao:“wangmancang,paodeleheshangpaobulemiao,nijiushisiyazizuiying。wogaosuni,jintiannibujiaodai,mingtiannihaidelai。”

wangmancangzhenggerendouyaobengkuile,yiyubufadinaguozijidewupin,zouchuletanhuashi。

tianzaoyiheile,baoyuruzhu,wangmancangyoureyoue,tuoxiazaojiubeihanshuiyushuijintouledechenyi,dachehuidaolexianchengdongjiaodejia。

nayaochikaimen,zheicaifaxiansuogenbendabukai。

wangmancangkuxiaoleyisheng,yiqianmeicizijiwanhui,mendouhuifansuo。kejintiankanzheiyangzi,fenmingshihuansuole。

zhengyaodadianhuajigujiaoxingwentashizahuishi,menjiupadidakaile。

wangmancangxintouyinuan,yuanlaishizijixiangduole。

genbenjiubushihuansuodeshi,huoxushizijisantianmeiyongyaochi,yaochihuaileyebushibukeneng。

meixiangdaogujiaoxingyijianwangmancang,lianjiumengdiwangxiayichen,zhizhetabizijiuhouleqilai:“nihairendemena?shoujiguanji,nidanweiderenyebuzhidaoniqunaerle,shuo,zheisantianniganshenmequle?”

“wo……youshi。”wangmancangzhanglezhangzui,daodihaishimeibazijibeijiweidaizoudiaochadeshijishuochulai。

“youshi?”wulihuranxiangqilelianjinguzihaochixiaodeshengyin,“nibiejizijiyaohaokanle,shibeijiweidiaochaleba?”

guzihaozaixianjiweiliushigongzuo,hehechaomeishitongshi。

xiangbizijibeidiaochadeshishitachuanchuqudeba。

wangmancangwangwuliyikan,qidagubadayizuzuyoushiduogerendouzaiketinglizuozhe,kantadeyanshenxiangkanxiaochouside。

tebieshizijidelianjinzhangdatong,lianshangzhibuzhudetouzhexiaoyi。

gujiaoxinghemeimeigujiaojiaoshishuangbaotai。

jiemeiliangtongyinianjiehun。zhangdatongyuanlaishishangshanzhenpaichusuohujijing,xianzaiyijingzaixiangonganjudanrenlefujuzhang。

zhangmuniangheguihualijibengleqilai:“wangmancang,zenmehuishi?”

“shangshanzhenshujilanxiongantanwushouhui,yijingbeixianjiweiliuzhidiaochale,wojiefuyiqianzaidangzhengbandaiguo,kendingyaojieshoudiaochade。”

wangmancangzhengbianzhedao:“genwomeiguanxi。”

“meishuogenniyouguanxia,yaoshizhenyouguanxi,nimafanjiudale,buguocheshangzheishi,busiyedetuocengpi,yihoutibanishibiexiangle。”

guzihaoyilianbiyidishuodao。