pailei：1：fafengwenxue，nvzhumeisuzhi，huidaren（dadebansi），huimaren（madehenzang）。
jieshoubulededaodexiaobiaobingjiubielaila。
2，shenchuana，zhijietidaileyuannvzhu，liandaizheqitarendejiyishenmedequanbudoujitidaile，yuanzhuxiuxianqule。
3，无脑爽文。
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jiangzao，nv，xiuzhenjienianling806，huansuanchengrenleiyejiu18suiduo。
feishengshangshendeshihou，yigerenkangle81daotianlei，zuihouyidaolailindeshihou，tahaiyiweizijiyingleni，madande，sheizhidao，zenmejiulailezheiyangyigexiaoshijie！
tatangtangyitiaolong，quezaizheiliguoqileqidebijizao，shuidebigouwandeshenghuo。
俗称：社会牛马！
huaibeisheng，peishanshi，gaoshanzhen，shidengcun，laojiangjia。
“wowowowowowo——”
jiangzaozaitianhaihuimengmengliangdeshihouqichuangle。
shide，tabeitianleipidaolezheigexiaoshijiehou，momingqimiaodechenglezheihurenjiadenver，haozaifumuduitahaishibucuode。
tacaizheyishuangheisedebuxie，xiankaimenlianchulemen，suiyicongyuanlizhuaileyizhangyizi，suijiyi**zuoleshangqu。
meibanfa，qidetaizaole，tahaimeishuixingni。
dabojiadetangmeijiangchunyan，xiankaimenlianzouchulaihou，beitanzaiwuyanxiadejiangzaoheleyidatiao，tafanleyigebaiyan，“youbingba，tangzaizheiliganma？”
hunshendoushiqichuangqidejiangzao，youqiwulidexianlexianyanjie，“**。”
jiangchunyan：“.......”
tazheigetangjieyuelaiyuebuzhengchangle，gaibuhuihetayiyang，shizhongshengguolaideba。
sijizheili，tafangzaikufengdeshou，renbuzhujinjindewoleqilai，buguanzenmeyang，tadouyaozhangwohaojiyu，jianglaiyidingyaozuoshengyi！yaodangyigeyouqianren！
tayibianzuozhebairimeng，yibianxieleyiyanjiangzao，renbuzhuzaizijidexinzhonglenghengyisheng。
hehe，duifangjiulaolaoshishidedangzijideduizhaozu，jiuxingle。
xiayigexiankaimenlianzouchulaideshiyigeyimiwuduodelaotaitai，zheigelaotaipojiushitamendenainai，wangchunxia。
biekantageziai，danshirenchidedaotingpangde，kanzhezuiqimayou130jindeyangzi。
tayishuangyanjingsuiranbushenmingliangle，danshiquegenzhilaoshuside，zeiliuliudezhuan。
“laoerjiadeni？laoerjiade，zheidoushashihoule，nihaibuqilaizuofan，dengxiayidajiazi，zaqushanggong？”
wuyanxiadejiangzaoyilianfanzaoderoulerouzijideerduo，“haoshenmeni？jinidiehaosangni。”
“nizheigesinizi，nizashuohuade！”jiangnainaiyiliannuqidekanxiangleta，zheigejiangzaozicongfaleyicigaoshaohou，shiyuelaiyuechangkuangle！
xianzaidouganduitabujingle，zheirangzaijialidangleyibeizijiadeta，ruheyandexiazheikoueqi。
tayizhangsongkuakuadelaolianzhoubazhe，zizheya，shenchuyizhishoulaichaozhejiangzaodaleguoqu。
jiangzaozheigeshihouyijingzhanqilaile，zhijieshuangshoupingtuiyishen，zhuazheduifangxiongqiandelianggesongbudai，shijingjiuzhekaishiwangxiazhuaileqilai。
“a——！”jiangnainaidunshi，liansecanbaidetonghuleqilai。
jiangchunyanzaiyipangkandemudengkoudaide，wolegeguaiguailei，taliangbeizizhangzheimeda，haicongweijianguoyourendajiadazheigedifangde。
zheigeshihoudenongcunlaotaitai，shengdeduo，murudeduo，zaishanglenianji，dougenlianggebudaiside，erqiehai**neiyi。
zheiyixia，kebalaotaipojitengcanle。
kanbaduifangdalaoshihou，jiangzaoyilianxianqideshouhuilezijideshou，“ng......exinsiwole！”
laotaitaishizaishitaitengle，tabutingdehaojiaozhe，henkuaijiubazuolinyoushejijiaoleguolai。
“saozi，zheishizale。”
“shenniang，nizheishihanshalea。”
laotaitaiyikanlairenle，dangjiyi**zuozailedishang，pailepaizijidedatui，kaishile。
“aiya，yaomingla，sunnvdanainaile！buxiaoa，buxiao！”
yuanmenkouderenshunjiankanxianglejiangzaodefangxiang，tamengangxiangkaikoushuoxieshenme，neibianjiangzaokaikoule。
“wodani？zhengjuni？”
jiangzaoshenchuxiaomuzhikoulekouzijideerduo，ranhouchaozheduifangchuilechui，“nichidekuaibideshangshengchanduidelaomuzhule，woshoudegenmaganside，wodani？daninalile，nizhijidajiakankana。”
jiangnainai：“.......”
zheiyaozenmekan！tashuoni，zenmezhaozheneigedifangda，yuanlaishizheigeyuanyin。
weiguandelinjumenkandaojiangnainaidebiaoqing，haiyoushenmebumingbaide，fenfenmaiyuanleliangjuzhihoulikaile。
jiangnainaibeiqidehengmeishuyande，tazanshizhibuzhujiangzao，youkaishizuobiede。
chezhetadepoluosangzi，zhanzaiyuanzilimianhanzhe，“chenyuhuan！chenyuhuan！zheidoujidianle？haibuqilai？gainizuofanle！！！”
chenyuhuanshijiangzaozaizheigeshijiedemuqin，congtaguolai，jiuduizijihenhao，jiangzaoshigezhientubaoderen，niduiwohao，woyeduinihao。
yuanxianbuguanzenmeyang，danshitalaile，renherendoubiexiangzaiqifutadebamale。
chenyuhuanzhanzaiwoshidemenkou，yilianjiaojidekanlekanzijidezhangfu：“zenmeban？zanmayouhanle，yaobuwohaishichuquba，burandenghuizanmagainaxiaozaosaqile。”
jiangzaodefuqinjiangweijunshuo：“niguinvbunazanmasaqidoubucuole。”
tazheigeguinvzicongdabingyichangzhihou，xinggekailang.....bu....biaohanlebushao，buguo，haibucuo。
waibiandejiangzaoxielelaotaipoyiyan，“jintiangaisanshenzuofanle，nihantaqu。”
jiangnainaiwenyantiaoletiaomei，“nifangpi！zuofandoushinimahenidanianglunzhequde，meinisanshendeshi。”
jiangzaochixiaoleyisheng，“za？tabuzaijialichifan？”
“pingshatajiubuyonglun？pingtalianpihou？pingtabuyaolian？”
“ni.....ni.....”jiangnainaibumingbai，tabuzhidaoduifangshishenmeshihoubianchengzheiyangde，zenmezheimedenanchan！
yipangdejiangchunyankanzhezheiyangdejiangzao，gengjiaquexinle，duifangkendingyeshizhongshengguolaide！
doushuoyigeshijie，qiyunshiyouxiande，takebunengrangjiangzaobayuanbenshuyuzijidedongxijiqiangzoule。
jiangzaodesanshen，shixianlideguniang，jialibabahegegedoushigongchangdezhengshigong，tajiehunhou，jialidemuqin，yebagongxiaoshedegongzuochuanjileta。
dangchujiajitaxiaoshudeshihou，kebalaotaipojigaoxinghuaile，chuchupiantantamenxiaoliangkou，budanjialidehuobuyonggan，tazijizhengdeqianyebuyongshangjiao。
buxiangdabohejiangzaotamenjia，zheidoujishisuiderenle，doubiliandouganjing，qianpiaodouzaijiangyeyedeshouliniezheni。
jiangzaocongyizishangzhanleqilai，lenglengyixiao，“wojintianjiubahualiaozaizheili，zhiyaorenhaizaizheigejia，jialidehuo，sheidoubunengshaogan。”
“buran.....woduifu**buyaolianderen，zuiyoubanfale。”
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yinweishijializhangduanma，suoyichuchangrenwujiaoduo，ruguoyouchenghuhuozheshimingzigaocuoledehua，keyigaosuwo，wohuijishixiugaide，xiexie。
多多包涵啦。
ling：jianjiezhongdecaishenzhishiyigexingrongcia，wokanhoumianjingranyoubaobaoshuo，tayiweinanzhujiushicaishen。
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