第1章
wodezhangfushixiangyuquanqiudedingjigangqindashi，
tadeyishuangshoujiazhiwanjin，shanglequanshijiezuiguidebaoxian，dadaxiaoxiaodeshiwudoushiwobangtadali。
kejiushizheiyangyishuangzunguideshou，huiweilehuaizhongchuchukeliandebaiyueguang，yongliyibazhangshanzaiwodelianshang：
[muqinglan，nizenmejiuzheimeedu？lianruohandourongbuxia，wozheibeizidoubuxiangzaikandaonizheigehuainvren！]
qishi，woyijingtingbujiantadeshengyinle，naozhongzhongliuyapodaoershenjing，tingjuewanquansangshi，zhinengyixibiandekouxing，
rutasuoyuan，wochedifangqizhiliaosihou，fuqinianquefengle。
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jintianshiwodeshengri，yeshiwojiajifuqiniandisanniandejiehunjinianri。
yemujianglin，canzhuoshangdefancaiyijingreleliangbian，jiulianqiweidouyouxiehunzhuoqilai，nanzhurenquehaishiweigui。
qishiwoyebushifeiyaotahuilaipeiwoguoshengride，fuqinianconglaijiubujide。
diyinianzhuangshangtayanchu，wozaihoutaimanglaimangqu，shuidouhebushangyikou，hekuangshengridangaoni。
diernianliangrendaohenxian，woyueyueyushideyaoqingtayiqiquguangshuizuguan，zhidelailengbingbingdeyiju：
[muqinglan，wohaiyaolianqin。]
disanniandejintian，wogulinglingdezuozaishafashang，luodichuangwaidenghuotongming，meiyouyizhanshuyuwo，zheilideyebushi。
zhuoshangfangzhewobenlaixiangyaonajifuqiniandebingli，danaoexingzhongliuzhuanyikuosan，yishengzaisandingzhu，bixuyaojieshouzhiliaole。
woxiang，haishigaosutayishengdehao，xiageyuedequanguoxunyan，wokenengbangbushangmangle。
duihuakuanglailaihuihuidaziyoushandiao，youyuzhong，woshouhuadianjinpengyouquan。
jingjirenxiaolifaleyitiaoshipin，gankailiangduo：youxieren，doudouzhuanzhuanhaishizaiyu，zheijiushiyuanfen。
kanlaitawangjipingbiwole。
qingkuaiyuyuedegangqinshengsihuaruer，shipinlifuqinianshizhifanfei，zongranshizuozhedebeiyingyetingbaxiuzhang。
《zhiailisi》，zhumingdelangmanaiqingqu，wohenxihuan，jiushiruguohetayiqishuangshouliandanderenshiwojiugenghaole。
hunandecantingdengguangxia，yixijiandanbaiqundenvzi，weiweicezheliankaozaifuqinianjianpang，lianshangdetianmixiaoyitouguopingmuyenengkandezhenqie。
yuanlaishixuruohanhuiguole，guaibudetajicongcongdecongjialipaochuqu，lianwaitaodouwanglena。
renjialangcainvmao，tianshengyidui，nanenglundaozijizheigeyaoguailaifandui，
woshenhuxiyikouqi，ganzouxinzhongdesuansexiangfa，baiyueguanghuilaileyouzenyang，wokeyouxingmingyouguandezhengjingshiyaoshuoni。
xiangzhe，momingshengchulaijudadeyongqi，wobotonglefuqiniandedianhua，
duimiandeshengyinyirujiwangdedichenlengqing，jintianhaidaizheyisibunaifan，
[怎么，有事？]
[ng，wo......]
[qinian，laoliwenniyaobuyaozailaiyibei。]
shoujineitou，xuruohandeshengyintouguohuatongqingxidechuanlai，jinjiezhejiushiyichuandudududemangyin，
他挂掉了我的电话。
wozhangzhangchun，lengle，baochizheyuanyoudezishi，ziyanziyujixushuodao：
[fuqinian，nizhibuzhidao，]
[wobingle，henyanzhong，]
[可能会死的啊！]
kongdangdangdefangjianmeirenhuida，wodaodiaofancai，anmietaideng。