tingzhetangwuchuanlaidedongjing，sunianpailepaizhengpazaichuangbianshutangdexiaoyang。
“干嘛呀？”
xiaohaibeidaduanyouxiebugaoxing，ganggangshudaodijikelaizhe？
“wozheihaiyouhaochide，nibangwogemangbei。”
yitinghaochide，xiaohaijiushuangyanfangguang。
yaozhidaoshangcidenaitang，keshirangzijichulehaodadefengtou，qitaxiaohuobankexianmutale！
“shenmehaochide？yaowobangshenmemangya？”
“nibangwoqukankantangwuqingkuangzenmeyangle，kankandajiadeliansedouhaobuhao，ranhouhuilaigaosuwo，wojiujinichitiantiandeshuiguo。”
“shoudao！baozhengwanchengrenwu！”
xiaohaixingfenjile，haiguaimoguaiyangdixinglegejunli。
xingwanlijiuyiliuyanpaochuqule，lianchuangshangdetangguodoumeilaidejidaishang。
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shenjiatangwucishidaoshitinganjingde，zhuyaoshisumumeikaikou，yizhidingzheshenboquankan。
jiangshijianzhuangyebuganshuohua，shengpaerzidebudaozhangmuniangderenke。
bijingzaitaxinli，erxifujiadaozijijiashidijia，zijierzinengqudaoniannianshizoudayunle，qinjiamuyaoshiduizijierzibumanyiyeshizhengchangde。
“咳咳……”
zuixianchushengdeshisudage，tashizaishishoubulezheizhongfenwei，jiazhuangkesoulaitixingzijimashoulianyixiapiqi。
tashizhendepazijimadengxiazhijielinqidengzijiuwangrenshenshangzou，daoshihouzijiayouliyebianmeilile。
buguosumuhenmingxianmeiyoutihuidaodaerzideyipiankuxin，zhijiejiletayigebiejilaoniangdiuliandeyanshen。
“你今年几岁？”
“jialixianzaiyoujikouren？”
“niyougongzuoma？shizuoshenmede？”
“niheniannianshizenmerenshide？”
“niheniannianshiziyoulianaidema？”
“niliangjiehun，niannianshiziyuandema？”
……
yilianchuandewenticongsumukouzhongtuchu，jiguanqiangsidetututulehaoyihui。
dengsumushuowan，wuneiyoushiyipianjijing。
dajiadeyanshendouchaozhanzaizhengzhongjiandenanrenwangqu。
nanrenmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdejucu，zhandehenzhi，jiusuankujiaoshanghaizhanzheyixieniba，lianshangyesihaomeiyouxiunandebiaoqing。
“jinnian23，jialixianyou7kouren，zaiqingshandaduishanggongzhuangongfen。”
“wodiyicijiannian……niannianshizaihongqigongshe，wosuizhecunzhishuqujiexiaxiangzhiqing，kanjian……”
nanrendeshengyindichenlenglie，shuoqihesuniandediyicixiangjiandeqingjingshiquenandedetouchuyisirouhe。
tingzhetadejiangshu，tangwuliderenhaosiqinyankanjianleneixiechangjing，huopojiaoqiaodeshaonvdiyicixiaxiangshidejingqi，diyicixiagongshidejianxin，diyiciduozhetoutoukuqidexiaokelianyang……
nanrendebiaoqingmingminghenyansurenzhen，sumuqueturanjuedezijizheicikenengzhendewuhuile，yinweizheirenshuoqixiaoguinvshiyanlishidaiguangde。
tayeshicongxiaonianqingshiqizouguolaide，zheiyikanjiushibaxiaoguinvjifangxinshangle，hezijialaosunianqingshiyigeyang。
罢了罢了……
niannianshuodeyaoshizhende，neizheijiushiliangxiangqingyuandeshi，zijinandaohaizhennengqudangneibangdayuanyangde“wangmuniangniang”bucheng？
xiangdaolaizhiqian，zijihelaosushangliangdeneixieshiqing，kanlaizanshishibunengchengle。
“daiwoqukankanniannian。”
sumuzheicideshengyinhenpingjing，yijingmeiyouleganggangdeshuligan。
苏大哥：……
zijimadetaiduzenmeturanjiubianle？
我的妈呀！
zijidaodishinabumeigenshang？
他刚刚没走神呀！
wuneijirendoumeizhuyidaomenkouyougexiaoshenyingxiudeyixiapaozoule。
“lai……laile……laile！tamenma……mashangjiuyaojinlaile！”
xiaoyanglushangyizhidouwuzhezuiba，shengpazijihuidajiaochusheng。
dengdaolechuangbian，tacaiqichuanyuyudishuolechulai。
sunianjiantazheiyang，haibangzhepailepaibei。
“shenmelaile？sheiyaolaile？lainali？”
“shenme！mashangjiuyaojinlai！”
fanyingguolaidesunianlikewanghouyitang，zijixianzaizhuangshuinengguanyongbu！
“xiaoyang，nikanqingchulema？womaliansekanshangqushibushihennankan，toufayoumeiyoubeiqideshuqilai？yachiyoumeiyouyaodegegezuoxiang？tashouliyoumeiyounagunzizhileidedongxi？”
xiaoyangyaoleyaotou：“meiyoue！wokandaoneiweishenshenyizhidingzhedagekan，wenledagehaoxiewenti，yikaishiyoudianshengqiranhoujiubuqile，shuoyaolaikanni！”
“wopabeifaxian，jiuyixiazipaohuilaile，tamendoumeifaxianwoe！”
“heihei，woyaochuquzhaoxiaoyan，gaosutazheiciderenwuyuanmanwancheng！”
xiaohaiyibianshuoyibianshenshouzhuaqichuangshangdetangguofangjinkudou，ranhouyoushiyizhenfengsidepaolechuqu。
shenboquanzhengdaizhesumuhesudagelaidaofangjianmenkou，hepaochulaidexiaoyangpenglegezhengzhe。
xiaoyanglaibujitingxia，zhijiechaozherenqunzhuangleguoqu。
yanjianzhejiuyaozhuangdaosumushenshang，shenboquanyanjishoukuaidizhuazhuxiaohaideyiling。
“a……jiuming……jiuming！”
turanbeirenlinqilaidexiaoyanghededajiaojianjiao，liangzhixiaotuihaizaishijingtizhe。
ranhoudajiajiukanjian，caisedetangguohualaladiaoleyidi。
小阳：！！！
我的宝贝！
“dage，dagewocuole，wobugaitingneinvrendehua，wozaiyebutoutingdarenjianghuale！nikuaibawofangxialaiya！”
“大哥，我错了！”
“我的糖掉了……”
zhengzhuyizhewaimiandongjingdesunian：……
听我说谢谢你！
xiaopihaiguoranbukaopu，zheiyetaishoubuzhumimileba！
shenboquantingledididehua，meitouzhoudehenjin。
sunianrangzheixiaohaiqutouting？
shijuedezijihuijitadiulianma？
qishijiandaosuniandemamahedage，tahenjinzhang。
dantinglesunianneixiehubianluanzaodegushi，tazhidaosuniandedasuan，sunianbuxiangrangfumudanxin。
tajiujinliangzangqizijineixiebuhaodeqingxu，burangzijizaisunianjiarenmianqianluqie。
果然还是不行吗？
bashoulidedidifangxia，shenboquanquantouwojinyousongkai，rucijicicaishangqianqiaoleqiaomen。
“进来吧。”
nvrendeshengyinqingcuigantian，xiangshishanjiandeyiwangqingquan，tingzhejiurangrenxinkuangshenyi。
sumuhesudagetingjiandouyouxiejidong，suiranzijiaxiaoguinv/xiaomeizuijingandeshiyouxiezaoxin，danzheimejiumeijianle，tamenhaishifeichangxiangnianta。
ercishiwuneidesuniantebiejinzhang，jiyizhongdesumuhezijineigeshikongdemamayiyang，piqihuobaoxihuanniantaodanzuofanquehenhaochi。
tayijinghenjiumeiyoujianguomamale……
menyidakai，sunianjiujiandaolejiyizhongneidaoshuxideshenying，toufapandezhengzhengqiqi，chuanzhejianlansededuanxiuchenshan，xiamianshiheisedezhangku，pifubaixi，weipangshencai。
“妈妈……”
sunianyanlideleishuijiuzheiyangliulechulai，kanzhemenkoudeshenyingyibubuzoujin，taganjuezijihemamakuaguoleshijiankuayueleshengsi，zaicixiangyule。
shenboquankanzhemunvliangxiangyongdeqingjing，yandideqingxuhuminghuan。
munvliangbaotoutongkulehaoyihui，sumuhuanguojinglaihou，yibazhangpaizailesuniangeboshang，padeyishengkexiangliangle，bayipangliangyantonghongdesudagehemenwaihaizaijiantangguodexiaoyangdoujiheleyidatiao。
“nigesiyatou，rangnibutingbamadehua，paolaizheimeyuandedifangchiku，nikankanni……”
kanzhexiaoguinvbaibaipangpangdeliandan，jiexialaidehuasumushuobuchulaile。
ganggangneiweidajiejuranmeipianziji，xiaoguinvzheiyuezizuodezhenshibucuo。
xiaolianbudehongpupude，yanjingyehaihezhiqianyiyangliangjingjingde，yidiandoukanbuchuyijingshengwale，haihezaijiadangguniangshiyiyang。
“haizini！zenmebubaolaiwokankan！haixiangmanwodaojishi！yaoshiwobulaizheiyitang，shibushizhunbeidenghaizizhangdaledouburangwozheigelaolaozhidao！”
“niyani，yaowoshuonishenmehao！zajiunengzheimelihaini！zheishibudasuanrenwohenibalema？a！”
……
sunianwuzhebeipaihongdegebo，taitouweiqubabadiwangxiangshenboquan。