“dage，wokalihaiyouliangbaiduo，qu……”
“qunimei！”baogehendeyayangyang，“ninaozibeidahuaile？niangde，shenshouhaoshiba，kanninengdajige！zheidunkebunengbaiaile！”
shuozhe，taochudianhua，dajidagededage。
biekanbaogezheimediji，haiganxiexianrentiaodegoudang。taqingegejiushiweijiangchengsandadixiashilizhiyidekangbazichengedangdaozierdiulemingde，guer，chengetebietanhuta。
“abao，zenmenilaoshibutinghuani？xianrentiaoshitimianrennenggandeshima？jirantagandongni，woranghaonantinichutou，jiuhuomaile！”
tingchengezheimeshuo，baogedunshiganjiliuti。
neimingkalihaiyouliangbaiduodehunhun，queguishishenchadiduizhemiantishoujiduolejuzui，“chenge，neixiaozihuidanzhishentong，kexiemenle！”
“什么弹指神通？”
jiezhe，shengxingjinshendechengeyourangzhongrenxiangxilileyibian。
“他是不是姓沈？”
“duiduidui！haoxiangjiaoshenchong。”nvrenlianmangjiekoudadao。
霎时，琛哥沉默了。
“chenge，haonangeshenmeshihoulai……”
“来你妹！”
dianhuali，chengebaotiaorulei，“xianzai！like！mashang！daizheniderenquxiangshenxianshengpeizui，bu！guixiaketou，kedaowolaiweizhi！”
“cnmde！nixianghaisiwo！haisizhenggeshetuana！”
……
“琛哥？没听过！”
shenchongjianzhongrenquerfufan，erhuabushuojiuguizaitashenqianketouhanraoming，daoshiduimuhoudechengeshengchulexingqu。
meijide，renshizheimeyihaorenwu。
“woxizao，nimenbuzhuntoukan。”
不一会儿。
dangshenchongweizheyujinchulaishi，chengeyedaiqirenmadaole。
“沈先生？”
“你是？”
“jiaowoxiaochenjiuhao。”chengelianmangjiangpifengtuoxia，jidugongjingdiweishenchongpishang，“shenxianshengliandeyishenhaojiroua，xiaoxinzheliangle。”
“这才六月天？”
“就怕窦娥冤。”
“披貂不难受？”
“气质不能丢！”
shenchongnaibuzhuzuijiaochoulechou，yadetingyouwencaia！
“shuoba，zheizhenzhangyouheguigan？”
wenyan，chengedalegexiangzhi，ziranyourenfengshanggongwenxiang，shundaidakai，manmandoushihongtongtongdechaopiao。
“zheilishiliangbailingwuwan，wuwanshiabaotabudongshi，qianninde，liangbaiwanzeshixiaochenxiaojingninde！”
“xiaochen，niyousishiduoleba，weishaxiaojingwo？”
chengeqingkeliangsheng，jiuxiangshixianpailianguoneiban，shouxiajiangbaogeyizhongtuozou，haishundaibafangmenyeguanhao。
“hanchenshihuigedementu。”
噗通！
琛哥跪下了。
“huigeqianjiricongyuzhongjiaodaiguolai，jianshenxianshengdangmashoushizhan，haiyaobaomishenfen。tingxiaodeshuoninshengonggaishi，xiwenminghui，dezhixianshengdaolejiangcheng，ziranyaohaohaoyingjie。”
“zeze，wenzhouzhoude。”
“xiaochenhuaqingbiyede，zaozibenpohai，caizoushangzheitiaolu。”
shenchongtingdeananzashe，zhazhahuisongtade，zhengshihuixiaruodadedixiashili，bianbudajiangnanbei。tangruozhazhahuichuyuguilai，shenchongyeshilingjiazheiweizhishang。
……
翌日。
大清早。
shenchongjiujiedaoquyunxiaodedianhua。
benchidagziranyebunengkai，zuoshangxiaobaomabianwangqujiaqule。
“jizhujinliangbieshuohua！tamenwennishenme，wotinihuida。”
“哦。”
御龙山别墅区。
曲家。
quyunxiaokaolvyaobuyaowanzheshenchongdegebo，huigengbizhen。chiyipiankehaishizuoba，bijingzhangzheimeda，haimeihenagenanrenqinmiguo。
qujiazheijinianxiapoluzoudehenkuai。
quyunxiaojieshouqushijituanshilinweishouming，jiejuezhongdianxiangmushouzhengcezuaierbeiwuxianqigezhideweiji。
suishuo，quyunxiaodegegequjunfengzaijunburenzhi，danzhiweibuda，haiqinglian，duiqujiayemeishenmebangzhu。
ketingli，qulaoyeziquhuaishanzuolibuan，fangfoyoushenmebuhaodeshijiuyaofashengle。
“ai！gaorendetudizenmehaibulai？taruodaole，woqujiahaiyoushenmekepade？”
nannanshi，jiandaoquyunxiaodaizheweiqingnianzoulejinlai。
“霄霄，这位是？”
“我老公。”
老公？
sunnvyizhifanduihegaorentudidehunshi，meixiangdao，zhongjiuhaishizuolezuichugedeshi。
“shenmelaogong？bieluanjiao，niweilaidezhangfuzhinengshineigeren！”
“凭什么？”
quyunxiaozhanghongzheliandao，“womenyijinglingzhengle，womendehunyinshoufalvbaohude！”
haibaliangbenjiehunzhengnazaishouliyangleyang。
生米煮成熟饭了？
“你！”
quhuaishantuirandiezuoyizishang，“xiaoxiao，nihutua！”
youzhuantoukanxiangshenchong，“wowenni，nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“沈冲。”
“做什么的？”
“rencaishichangzhaoduangong。”
“什么？”
zhengdangquhuaishanlianheidechushui，tingwaichuanlaishengyinyangguaiqi，“nongmingong？lianzhiqianquyeyeshuodeneigeshanyecunfudouburu，yeganzuozhelaihamachitianeroudechunqiudameng？”
shuohuadeqingnianyilianjuao，jiangchengshenjiadeershaoye，shenjiding。
hetayiludequshaokun，quyunxiaodefuqinyeshilianheidechushui。
shenjidingqingmiedidengleyanshenchong，youguzuochiqingdikanxiangquyunxiao，“xiaoxiao，nizenmejiubunengjieshouwodexinyini？”
zheisunzigandangzhelaozidemianwaqiangjiao？
zhengxunsizhezenmezhizhizheigeshenjiding，quyunxiaoxiankaikoule，“shenjiding，wodejiashi，hailunbudaoniduozui！”
yanyuzhong，manmandoushiyane。
shenchongtingdeanshuang，yuanlai，zijialaopogenbenjiubuniaozheigeershizua！
quyunxiaowenxiangqushaokun，“ba，nizenmebatadailaile？”
“xiaoxiao，zhongdianxiangmubunengzaituole，jidinghechenkezhangguanxifeiqian，tanengbangdaowomen。”
shenjidingjiekoudao，“xiaoxiao，woyuelechenkezhangjinwandefanju，fangxin，baozaiwoshenshang！”
shuowan，youmielemieshenchong，“womenjiechudecengmian，shizheigenongmingongxiangdoubuganxiangde！”
zheici，quyunxiaomeizaiweihushenchong。
shuodaodi，tazhishigedangjianpai，xiangbijiazuxingshuai，haishiweibuzudao。
“你叫申济丁？”
nandao，shenchongzijijiumeizhangzuima？
shenjidinglengxiaoyisheng，“zenyang？”
“nibabashibushijiaoshengongbao？”
“你什么意思？”
“meisha，jiushiduziele，xiangchigongbaojiding。”shenchongmomobizi。
“ruguonibabajiaoshengongbao，fuzilianghaimanqihede。shuobudingzhenshiqinshengdeni，duile，nijiazuocanyinshengyide？”
yipangdequyunxiaobeidoudepucixiaochushenglai。
shenjidingnakenzaiyizhongrenmianqianchizheiyangdebie，hongzhelianshangqianyibujiuyaofazuo。
“nongmingongyeshizishiqili。”
shenchonglenghengdao，“nizheizhongjiaobuxufu，yikanjiushizongyuguodu，zhihuizhangzhejialiyoujigechouqiandeershizu，yepeiduinongmingongshuosandaosi？”
quyunxiaofangxinyining，zhongyuzhidaogujishenchongdezizun，likedangzaishenchongshenqian，“shenjiding，nixiangganma？zheilishiwojia，tashiwolaogong！”
“我不同意！”
quhuaishannuheyisheng，“xiaoxiao，mashanghetalihun，hailaideji！”
“我不！”
“nizheiyatou，zenmezheimejue，nishixiangqisiwoma？nandao，nibuzhidaojialiyijing……”dangzheshenjidingdemian，youxiehuabuhaoshuo，quhuaishanzhinengchenchenyitan。
恰时。
曲云霄的手机响了。
yijieting，dunshiqiaolianjinzhangyipian，youjiyounao，youyanbuzhuhuangzhang。
“怎么了？”
“linjiangyuandegongdichushile，neipianbenlaijiuhexinghongsheyoumeichuliwandezhengyi，xianzai，tamenderenzhengzaigongdinaoshi。”
“xinghongshe？jiangchengsandadixiashili？”quhuaishandunshicanglaolexuduo，yinxingdeshihaimeichulihao，youreshangdixiashili。
shenjidingzeshizhuazhulejihui，paizhexiongkoudao，“baozaiwoshenshang，wohetamendebaogejingchangquye……keke，zhiyaowochumian，baozhuntamenyihoubuzainaoshi！”
wenyan，qujiafuziliangmianseyixi，lianliandaoxie。
“xiaoxiao，zuowodeche，buxiangmouxiefeiwu，zhihuiduozainvrenhoumian。”
“laopo，woyequ，nihaidejiwokaicheni。”
zheishenglaopojiaodejiweishushijieqi。
qidequyunxiaoyouxiuyounao，pianpianhaibunengchuochuan。
shenjiding、quhuaishan、qushaokun，lianshaleshenchongdexindouyoule。
sirenlikaihou，quhuaishanlianmangshangxiangqidao，gaorentudizenmehaibulaia！