第四章 我不是流氓

zhanglulubuzaihuifu,bashoujiwangchajishangyishuai,yanlichongmanshiwang,tajilechenyangjihui,danshisannianguoqule,tahaizaiyuanditabu,heshenbianneibangzhuiqiuzijideyouzhinangenbenmeifabi。

kanzhenverzheibanfanying,wangchunyingniudongyaozhizouguolaiwendao,“zenmehuishi?”

suirantanianguosishi,danyinweishengyangdezao,shencaihuifuhebaochidehenhao,yanjiaokanbuchulaiyisizhouwen,qiaolianxipinenroude,hunshenyangyizheshutoudeyunwei。

“chenyangshuowanshanghuilai!”

“shenme!bushihaodaidedongxi!tayaoganjinwozhangjiademen,wodaduantadetui!”wangchunyingfenfendao,qidehunshenweiweizhandou。

dezhichenyangjinwanyaolaishengriyancourenao,wangchunyingdangjiminglingzhanglulutongzhitarangtabuyaolai,yinweitajinverjieshaodexiangqinduixiang,shiweizongzhibanshizhurenqinyunhejintianwanshangyehuichuxian,tabuxiangchenyangzheigesaobaxinghuailetadejihua,kesheizhichenyangyigenjingenbenbutingquan,rangtashifennaohuo。

ruguonvernengheqinyunhezaiyiqi,neimepingjietazailingdaoshenbianfuwudeshenfen,zhangweidongdedanganjufujuzhangdeweizhikenengyoujihuidongyidongle。

zhangweidongsuiranshifuchushizhiduonian,dansheidouzhidaodanganjushigewuquandebianyuanbumen,suoyimeiyourenbatadanghuishi,gengbuyongshuojinrushiweizhuyaolingdaodeshiye,pingrilixiageguanzidoudezitaoyaobao,zhangweidongyuexiangyueyumen。

chenyangzheige“feiwu”shizhiwangbushangle,suoyixiangjieshengriyanzheigejihui,cuchengnverheqinyunhedehaoshi,zheiyangyilai,tadaotuixiuzhiqianshuobudinghaiyoujihuizhengchu。

“biedongbudongjiudazheigedaneige,nishilingdaoganbudejiashu,yaozhuyizijidexingxiang,biejiwodiuren!”zhangweidongfangxiashouzhongdebaozhizebeidao。

“nikeladaoba!yigepodanganjuzhanghailingdaoganbu,nikankannagedanglingdaodexiaguanzihaiyaozijitaoqian,yaobushijintianxiaoqinzaiqiaojiangnanjiniguoshengri,nizheibeizikongpadoumeijihuiquzheimegaodangdecantingba!”

wangchunyingkouzhongdeqiaojiangnannaishiyunyangshizuidingjidehuisuo,pingrilibujiedaisanke,zhijiedaizhucehuiyuan。zaiyunyangguanchangyougebuchengwendeguanli,hengliangyigeguanyuanhundehaobuhao,yaokantashibushiqiaojiangnandehuiyuan。

qinyunhesuiranzhishishiweizongzhibanshizhuren,danbijingzaishiweilingdaoshenbianfuwu,henduoqiyelaobanzhengshikanzhonglezheiyidian,caiduitagezhongtaohao,jintianwanshangzaiqiaojiangnandezheidunfan,ziranyebuxuyaotahuayifenqian。

“ni!……”zhangweidongbeizheigeqiaolaopoduideyakouwuyan。renjiashuodemeicuo,qiaojiangnanyidunfanzhishaoliangsanwanqibu,tazhangweidongyigeyuedegongziyejiubudaowuqian,zhenrangtazitaoyaobaoquneilixiaofei,tahaizhenbushede。

“bale!neige**yaozhendelai,wojiurangtayanmiansaodi!”wangchunyingyanlishanguoyisihanguang。

tadasuandangzheqinyunhedemianxiuruchenyang,rangtazhinanertui。ruguochenyangganzitaomeiqu,qinyunheyidingbuhuifangguota。

weilexiabanhoujinkuaiganguoqujizhangweidongguoshengri,chenyangdongzuomalidicawanzhuozi,youbadituoleyibian,leideqichuanyuyuyitoudaozaiguaijiaodeshafashang。

huoxushiyinweihuiyishideshafaguoyushufu,jingranbuzhibujuedishuizhele。tahaizuoleyigemeng,menglizhanghongzhengguizaizijimianqian,shuangshoubaozhetadehouyao。

yebuzhiguoleguojiu,zheige“meimeng”beishoujinaolingjingxing,chenyangmengrancongshafashangzuoqilai。

taitouyikanqiangshangdezhongbiao,yijingshixiawuliangdianban,tabingmeiyouhenhuangzhang,yinweimeiyourenguanzhutazaiganma,zhiyaohuiyishimeirenyong,jiusuanzaizheiliyijueshuidaoxiaban,yebushibukeyi。

tadasuanqishenhuibangongshi,jiuzaizheishi,menturanbeicongwaimiantuikai,jinjiezhe,yidaoqianyingshanjinlai,ranhoujiangmenconglimianfansuo,kanshangxiandeyouxiehuangzhang。

yinweishafajulimenkouyouyiduanjuli,zaijiashangnvrenshibeiduizheibian,suoyichenyangkanbujiantademoyang。

danconghoumiankan,nvrenwuheidezhangfajiyao,jiaocaiheisegaogen,shuangtuixizhangyuncheng,tuishangdepifurubaiciyibanguangjie,baichenshanhexiushenbanqundebaoguoxia,gaotiaoshencaijinxianwuyi。

咦?这女人是谁?

julijiuzheimejishihaoren,congweijianguohaiyouzheiyangyiweijiaren,jiusuanshiwuyegongsidefuwuyuan,yemeiyoushencaizheimeqiaode。

chenyangmeiganhangsheng,yinweitaxiangzhidaozheinvrenguiguisuisuididaodixiangganshenme,biannieshouniejiaoduodaoshafahoumian。

suizhegaogenxiedeshengyinyuelaiyuejin,chenyangpazaishafahoumianyidongyebugandong,congshengyinlaibianbie,takeyikending,nvrenjiuzaizijiyimizuoyoufanwei。

tajuezheshenzi,shuangshoupazaidishang,bugandashengchuanqi,ganjuezijidedongzuoshifenqiguai,yinweidaduoshuqingkuangxia,nvrenbaochizheizhongzishihuixiandeyouhuolishizu,ernanrenzuozheigedongzuo,zhiyouyigexiangfa——fangpi!

budaoyifenzhong,tajiuxigaishengteng,shoubeisuanruan,etouyishenchuhanzhu,gengweiguanjiandeshi,duziyijinggugujiaoleqilai。

zhongwuzaishitang,tagandiaoyiwanhuangdoudunzhuti,yanxiahuangdouyijingkaishifahuizuoyong,chanshengdedanqicuicuchangdaojiasurudong,tebieshizaizheigezishidejiachixia,suishidouyoukenengbengchulai。

yaoyajianchipiankezhihou,pu!

yishengkengqiangyoulidexiangshengzaihuiyishihuidang。

糟糕!

暴露了!

陈阳还没反应过来。

“啊!”

mianqianchuanlaiyishengnvrendejinghu。

dangtataiqitou,faxianganggangneishuang**heranchuxianzaiyanqian。

啪!

yijiqingcuidebazhangdazailianshang。

taganjuelianjiayoufatangxunsubiande**la。

bujiushifangleyigepima!fandezhedongshouma!genghekuangdarenbudalian!

taqifendicongdishangpaqilai,zhongyukanqinglenvrendemoyang。jingzhideguaziliandaizhebobodehongyun,bobodeshuangchunrumeiguihuabanjiaonenyudi,shunzhexuebaidebojingwangxiawangqu。

xiayimiao,chenyangshunjianlengzhule,tadeyifuni!

jiudangchenyanghaimeixiangmingbaidaodizenmeyihuishideshihou。

啪!

youshiyijihenhendeerguang。

“liumang!kuailaizhualiu……”tingdaonvrendashenghuhan,chenyangguishishenchaxia,yigemengzipuleguoqu,xunsuwuzhunvrendezui,dishengdao,“buyaohan,wobushiliumang!”