“huanyinglaidaodaxingfuqilvyouguanchazongyi，《qizidelangmanzhilv》！”
“woshizhuchirenheyu，nimendehelaoshi！”
演播室内。
linzhetaibenmiandaiweixiaodehelaoshizhengjiangjiezhekaichangbai：
“benjiemuyouchengtaichupin，***niunaidujiaguanmingbochu，zaicitebieganxie***chuju、**diandongche……dengzhimingqiyedetebiezanzhu，ganxie……”
chuquehelaoshizhiwai，pangbianhaiyousanweijiabin。
shencaifafu，kanshangquyoudianyounideneiweizhongniannanren，shiyouzhe“huangxiaochu”zhichengdeneiyulaoqianbeihuanghe。
mianrongjiaohao，xiangdangyouguanzhongyuandeshaonv，shiyouzhe“jinli”zhichengdexiaokubaoyangjinyue。
zhiyuzuihouyiweimianrongjunyidenanzi，zeshizaonianzaihanwugongguilai，youzhe“chudaidingliu”zhichengdezhouyunnuo。
guanchajiabinzhenrongkanchenghaohua，jiemuyikaibo，danmuyezaibuduanshuadongzhe：
—【aaa！zongsuankaibole，qidaihaojiule！】
—【mingxingfuqidelianailvxingzongyisuiranlaotao，buguosheirangqizhongyouxiayanxini？】
—【emmm……jiushishuo，xiayanxilaogong……wozhinengshuoyiyannanjin。】
—【neikeshigepuadashi，wogennishuoyejiushixiayanxilianainao，huangezhengchangnvrenzaojiugentalile。】
—【jushuoxiayanxishengqitalaogongconglaibuhong，zhihuilengbaolita，haiyougejingdianyululaizhe，louxiajimeisujie！】
—【lailelaile：woxianzaishijiniyigetaijie，ruguonibuzouxialaidehua，daihuierzheigetaijiejiumeiyoule！】
—【jiumeijianguojiehunzhihougenlaopoaazhide，hetui！xiatounan！】
—【kelianxiayanxiyuezidoumeizuohaojiuchuqupaixigongzuole，ruanfannan……shenmedongxi！】
……
zuoweiyidangdachang**dezongyi，qianqiyingxiaozuodehao，guanzhongreqingzaojiubeidiaodongleqilai。
zhibuguo，zaitiqibenjiemuzhuka，zhimingnvxingxiayanxi，hetaneigesurenlaogongguyuzhuodeshihou……
guanzhongmenquebingbushihenyoushan。
wuta，zhiyinxiayanxidezheiweisurenlaogongguyuzhuo，koubeibushihenhao。
xiayanxi，chaoyixiandingliunvmingxing。
tashibaihua、feitian、jinji、jinmajunzaishoudedamanguanyinghoushihou；yeshizhuanjihengsaoliangansandidejinqutianhou。
yanxiyandaodaqingyi，dianyingdianshijujunyoushelie，meinianleidabudongliangzhangzhuanji，meizhangzhuanjilizhishaoyousanshoukeyihuochuquandedabaojinqu。
shencaiyouliao，tachuanqipaodeminguojuyidushuafenggedapingtai。
yanzhibaobiao，meicichuxihuodong，xianchanglengchangdeshihou，zhiyaojiangjingtoujidaota，quanchangdouhuiyinglaiyizhenhuanhu。
zheijiushixiayanxi，yigexiaoshuodoubuganzheimexiedenvren。
pianpian，zheiyangyigewushunanrende“mengzhongqingren”，quexuanzezaizijideshiyedianfengqi，gaodiaopuguangjiehundexiaoxi！
jushuoneiyiye，gebiweibodefuwuqidoutanhuanle！
xiaoxiannanmendiyicizaiyigenvrendezhuchangchongkualeyijiapingtaidefuwuqi，nijiushuokongbukongbuba！
yejiushicongneiyitianqi，xiayanxibeiguanshangleyige“lianainao”debiaoqian。
dajiabenyiwei，zheiyangdexiayanxi，hunhoushenghuoyinggaishihenxingfude……
nengbeixiayanxirucijiandingdixuanze，neiweinanshengyeliyingshihenyouxiu。
kepianpian，tahunhoutijizijidehunyinshenghuo，zongshihuiyongweixiaozhedebiaoqing，shuochuxiangdangxinsuandehua……
birutaneigeshenmedoubugandesurenruanfannanlaogong，zhengtianlengbaolipuata，zhengtianshuoyixierangrenjuedefeichanglengmodehua。
chaojialeconglaibuhongta，jingrannengshuochu“woxianzaishijiniyigetaijiexia，ruguonibuxialai，neidaihuierjiumeiyoule”zheizhonghua。
听听！
nvhaizishengqileshiyaohongde，zheijiahuofeidanbuhong，haishuozheizhonghua！
集美们能忍吗？
小仙女们能忍吗？
zheixienian，dajiadouzaiquanxiayanxiganjingenneigexiatounanlihun，danfantijixiayanxi，huozheshuadaogentaxiangguande**，xiamianzongyoupinglunshuo：
—【心疼夏颜曦！】
并，声讨顾煜卓。
keyishuo，xiayanxihunhou，jibenshitiantianbeixinteng。
而顾煜卓？
天天挨骂！
dajiayizhijiubudong，tamendehunyinshenghuofenmingyidianerdoubutian，fenmingxiayanxiguodehenxinku，xiayanxijiujingshiweileshenme，haibugenneigechiruanfandexiatounanlihunni？！
而今……
zheilianggeren，jingranhaiyiqishangleyidangfuqilvyoudezongyi。
congjiemupuguangjiabinmingdan，dajiakandaoguyuzhuohexiayanxidemingzikaishi，xiayanxijiadefensiheyizhongwangyoujiuningchengleyigusheng，yiqifengkuangdewangguyuzhuode“shenshang”choua！
你瞧？
xianzaijiemukaibo，mingmingdajiadoubuzhidaoguyuzhuozhangshenmeyangzi，mingmingguyuzhuodouhaimeiyouchuchang，zhibojianliyijingbatamadebuchengrenyangle。
jiubieshuozongyishishangleba……
fangyanzhenggeyulequanshishang，yeshixiangdangzhaliele。
“呵呵呵……”
sihushizhuyidaoledanmuneibiandefengxiang，helaoshihehexiaolexia，genshenbiandehuangxiaochudao：
“huanglaoshi，duixiayanxidelaogong，nikeyoushenmelejie？”
“wolejiedebusuanshenke，daoshiyunnuo，talejiedebijiaoshenba？”
huangxiaochuyilianhuaixiaodejiangmaotouzhixianglelingyibiandechudaidingliuzhouyunnuo。
—【喔！】
dangshi，henduoguanzhongdouluchulechiguadebiaoqing。
zhongsuozhouzhi，xiayanxihunqian，zhouyunnuocengjinggongkaizhuiqiuguotahenzhangyiduanshijian，neihuierliangrendecpzaiweiboshanghuatiduhaitebiegaoni。
zaiguyuzhuohengkongchushizhiqian，henduoguanzhongdoujuede，zhouyunnuohexiayanxijueduishitianshengyidui，weilaikendinghuizaiyiqi！
houlaiba，zheiyiduiyeyiduchengweilehenduoguanzhongxinmuzhongde“yinanping”。
zhideyitideshi，houlaixiayanxihunhoushenghuobeichuanbuxingfu，zhouyunnuohaicenggongkaibiaoshiguo：
“zhiyaotalihun，wosuishiyuanyiquta。”
别提多浪漫了！
huangxiaochuxianzaijianghuatizhixiangzhouyunnuo，yeshituotuodegaoshiqing。
jingtouduizhunzhouyunnuodeshihou，zheiweinianjinsanshihaimeijiehundedingliuyirenqianqianyixiao，dandinghuida：
“woduiyigexihuanlengbaoliderenmeishenmexingqu，gengtanbushanglejie。”
这话一出！
—【喔吼吼！】
zhibojianlibushaoguanzhongzhihushangtou，zheijiemuhaimeikaibo，huoyaoweierjiuzheimenonglema？！
“哈哈……”
chajuedaoqifenbudui，helaoshigangadexiaolexia，biaoshimeiyouzijijiubuledechang。
摆了摆手，他道：
“neijiurangwomenbajingtoujidaowomendemingxingfuqimenba。”
qiekanneiguyuzhuo，jiujingshifouruchuanyansuoshuo，shigexihuanlengbaoli、puadexiatounan。
……