tachuzheguaizouguoqu，baqikuledenvtongzhiladaoyibian，zigewangdashannianggenqianyizhan。
“yo，wodaoshisheini，ganqingshiqingshancundedashanniang，zaleni，qianduanshijianpengcixiangewomeiezhejineryoudaizherenjiakanqilaihaoqifudeguniangeqianni。”
“bushiwoshuonin，nindouzheibasuishule，chengtianzhuomozhezheixiequedeshiyebupabanimenjianeidiandejibaiwanle。”
“wokeshitingshuoquedederenmeiyouhaoxiachang，huitouxiaoxinbeirentaomadai，daduanshoujiao，badiaoshetou，daoshihouniedeqiangounizhiduanshouduanjiaoma？haishishuogounijieshetou？”
zhongren：“……”zheiweinvtongzhidezuibazhenlihai。
beiqinqianqianladaoyipangdenvtongzhijiaopantingting，tayilianchongbaidekanzhezheiweitingshenerchudenvtongzhi，liangyanhaifanzheguang。zheiweinvtongzhitailihaile，tayaogentazuopengyou。
dashanniangdeliansefeichangnankan，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdaohuizaizheilipengdaoqinzhiqing，xiangdaoyigexingqiqianqinzhiqingqizhezixingchebujiansufanerjiasudechangmian，tayigeduosuo。
zheijiushigefengzi，kejintianzheishigenqinzhiqingmeiguanxi，qinzhiqingpingshaduoguanxianshi。
dashanniangshunjianyaoganzitingzhile，angshoutingxiongdao：“nihushuobadaoshenme，wokemeiyoueni，woyemeiyoueta，shitaqizixingchebuzhangyanjingzhuanglewo，wolaizheilipaigepianzenmele？”
qianxietiantuijiaobushufu，tingcunlirenshuozhenshangyiyuanpaigepiannenggoukanchutuilidemaobing，tanalishedezheigeqian。
qiaolejintianbeirenpengleyixia，songshangmendejihuineitakendingyaozhuazhebufang，bixurangzheigerenjitafupaipianzideqian。
zhongrentinglefenfendiantou，juedezheiweidaniangshuodehuameimaobing。
beiedepantingtingjiandajiadouzantonghuaidaniangdehua，dunshihuangle，jimangjieshi：“yishengdoushuolezhishicapodianpibuxuyaopaipian，zheiweidaniangsihuonaozheyaopaiyige。”
zhongrenyitingzheihuagegebiaoqingweimiaodidaliangdashanniang。
dashanniangyebuxu，jixutingxiongtaitoudao：“yishengdeyanjingnaliyoujiqipaichulaidepianqingchu，youmeiyoumaobingdengpailepiankankanjiuzhidao。wanyijintianbupaiyige，huitouwozheituichulewenti，wozhaosheiqu？”
youjigerenjuedezheihuayouli，yeyourenjuedezheiweidaniangjiushimeishizhaoshi，haiyourenhuaiyizheiweidaniangshibushizhidaoyoumaobingguyizhaoyuandatouchuqianjizhibing。
budebushuo，zheirenzhenxiangle，dashanniangjiushizheigedasuan。pianzipaichulairuguozhenyoumaobingtajiueshangzhuangtaderen，rangzhuangtaderenjitazhibing。
“wokantabuhuishizhidaozijituiyoubingguyieshangzheiweinvtongzhideba。”kanrenaoderenzhongyouweidaniangmeirenzhubaxinlihuajishuolechulai。
zheihuayichuzhongrenyanjingliangle，yuekandashanniangyuejuedezhenxiangle，kendingjiushizheimeyihuishi。
zheiyixiazijiubukeshoushile，yourenduipantingtingshuo：“baogongan，daoshihougongantongzhizenmepannijiuzenmepei。”
“对，报公安。”
“meicuo，baogongan，kebunengrangzheizhongxinsibuzhengdereneshangle。”
qinqianqianyanjingzhuziyizhuan，coujintashenpangdedaniangwen：“wotingshuoguyierenderenhuibeiguanqilaizuolao，zheishishizhenshijia？”
zhanzaitashenhoudeyanbochuan：“……”zheizhongwentibuyinggaiwentagengjiaheshima？
daniangyeshigemiaoren，yitingtadehuajiudongtadeyisi，kuazhangyanqilaiyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao：“dangranshizhendele，guyierenbujinyaobeiguanqilaihaiyaodaopeiqianni，qianbujiuwoneigebilinjusanjiudeerbodezhizijiushiyinweierenbeizhuaqilaile，peilezheimeduoni。”
daniangwuzhizhangkai，zhongrenjingdai，zuijingdeshidashanniang。
dashannianghuangle，wen：“duoshao？”
“五百。”
“aiyowodiqinniangei，zheinalipeideqi。”yourenzhenxinle，yilianrouteng。
“peibuqineijiubanjialidedongxibei，neijiarenjialidoubeibankonglebushuojiulianfangzidoubeizhanlequ。”
“neiqibushimeidifangzhule。”
“kebujiushimeidifangzhule，neijiarenxianzaidouwozainiupenglini，kecanle。”
qinqianqianzuijiaoweichou，zheidaniangjiangdegenzhendeside。tasaoyiyanbeihedaochunfabaidedashanniang，lengxiaoyisheng：“dashanniang，nikeyaoxiangqingchule，kebiebulehouchen。”
“wo……”dashanniangganjuebozibeiqiazhuleyiban，xiangshuoshenmeyingshishuobuchulai。
tazhishixiangzhaogerenyuandatouzhitui，kebuxiangjiameilequzhushenmeniupeng，niupengchouhonghongnalishirenzhudedifang。
jiandashannianghedeshuobuchuhualaile，qinqianqianxinlilengxiaojixutianhuo，niutouduibeidashanniangeshangdenvtongzhishuo：“nishibaogonganhaishizenmeyang？”
“wo……wobaogongan。”pantingtingguqileyongqi，dajiadouzheiyangbangtaletayaoshihaibuzhengqidianjiutaimeiyongle，jiuhuogaibeie。
tatangtangpanchangzhangdenver，nalichidexiazheiyangdekui，suoyibixubaogongan，ranggongantongzhizhuchigongdao。
yitingpantingtingyaobaogongan，dashanniangjiusongle，shengliangdileyixieshuo：“bupaijiubupainijiwozhengdianyaocacazongxingba。”
zhongrenyitingzheihuahaiyoushenmebumingbai，yuanlaizhendeshixiangerenjianianqingnvtongzhi。
呸，真不要脸。
缺德鬼。
mianduizhongrendebiyi，dashannianghenbudewagedidongzuanxiaqu，danyidianbianyidoubuzhanshibuxingde。
shiqingdaolezheili，qinqianqianjiubudasuanguanle，niutoukanxiangyanbochuan：“danzi”
paipiandepaidui，shenmeshihoubadanzidiguoqujiushenmeshihoupaiqilai。
yanbochuanmeishuohuazhitantanshoubiaoshidanziyijingdijilehushi。
xinlaidehushi：“……”zaogao，kanrenaowangxingle。
paileyihuier，lundaotajinqupaipian。
jinqumeiyihuiertabianchulai，chupianzihaiyaobangeduoxiaoshi，zaizheilizuozhedengkendingmeiyouzaibingfanglidengshutan，suoyitayouchuzheguaihuilebingfang。
yanbochuanmeiyougentayiqihuiqu，tajiuzuozaizheilidengpianzi。
pantingtingchuliledashanniangdeshiqinghouhuilai，zhikandaodagaikenenggenbangtamangneiweinvtongzhiyouguanxidenantongzhi。
chouzhenantongzhiyifushengrenwujindemoyang，haiyouzhoushenlengdesirendeqichang，tayouyuzaiyouyuhaishishangleqian。
“nei……neigetongzhinihao，wo……wokeyigennidatingzhiqianneiweibanglewodenvtongzhizainagebingfangma？”
yanbochuantaiyansaoyiyanyanqiandenvtongzhi，baqinqianqiandebingfanggaozhileta。
pantingtingdedaobingfanghoudaoyijuxie，ranhouzhuanshenjiuzoule，zouleyiduanjulitacaidasongyikouqi。
呼，好吓人。