sumiaomiaodeshixianyueguozhoumuye，luozaigangjinmendenianqingnanrenshenshang。
duifangfusecibai，yizhangjunlianmeidecixiongnanbian，yandideleizhitouchuxiexuposuigan。
tasanliangbubenzhilumingyuemianqian，qingqingkaikou，sangyinrukongguyoujian：
“xiaomei，nizhendehuaiyunle？sheide……”
sumiaomiaorenbuzhuzaixinlijitashudamuzhi！
bukuiweinanzhu，nishihuiquanzhongdiande——
taqiaoqiaodingzheluwenlikandeshihou，zhoumuyeqiazhuletadehoubojing，zhijiebagebocongnvhaihuailijiejiuchulai，yucitongshi，erbianchuanlailumingyuebengkuidekuhan：
“zheishizhongdianma？zhongdianshisumiaomiaozuowanxiangyaopanidechuang，tapinxingelie，mankouhuangyan，nimenjuranxuanzexiangxinyigewairendeshuoci——”
sumiaomiaosikaopianke，henkeguandejichuhuiying：
“pachuanghaideshinizheizhongzhuanyedelai，zhenghao，dengnishengwanzheigehaizi，zaibangnigeshengge，lujiadegaoguixuetongbuyaobianyilewairen！”
其他人：“……”
luwenlideyanshenzhongyuluozaisumiaomiaoshenshang，lingtazhenjingdeshi，duifanghetaxiaoshudejuli，sihuyouxieguofendejin。
四目相对。
taohuayanzhenshikangoudoushenqinga！
buzhishiqianshendeqingxuzuosui，haishizhipianrendemeisedangqian，sumiaomiaoyishijingmeinengnuokaishixian。
lengbudingde，shenbianchuanlaiyigulazhuaidelidao，tazhenggerenzhijiebeihuzailezhoumuyedeyuyixia。
nanrenyanshenbingleng，zuijiaoyichetouchuxiexujinggao：“lumingyue，zaihushuobadaojiugunchuqu！
lujiayoulujiadeguiju，taxingshizaihuangtangdoushinizhangbei，zhangyouyouxu，youxiehuazuihaodianliangqingchuzaishuo，woyanlirongbudeshazi。”
lujiarendouyiweizijichanshenglehuanting。
sumiaomiaozhenggeshentijiangzhu，tongyangguolejimiaocaiyangtouwenta：“nishenmeyisi？”
“aiyo！shihuiqunideyisia。”zhoucaixiashizuixianfanyingguolaide。
tadouyiweierziyaoyibeiziguduzhonglaole，yiqianshenzhidongguojitajieshaonanrendeniantou。
meixiangdaofenghuiluzhuan，pinxingzaieliepiqizaichawusuowei，zhiyaosumiaomiaoshigenvdejiuxing，yixiangdaozheili，laotaitaitaiqixiaba，shenshoujiuquzhualumingyue：
“nigeshaqiandaodepeiqianhuo！juransuanjidaonixiaoshentoushanglaile，haohaohao，laoniangxianzaijiudainiquweishengsuo，kankandaodisheicaishiyaomoguiguai——”
“a——”lumingyuezhengtuozhoucaixiadeshou，yigejingerdewangqingeshenhouduo：“wobuqu！lujiademingshengzuizhongyao！”
啪——
luwenliqinzidongshoujilemeimeiyibazhang，zaiduifangcuoedeyanshenzhong，tafuxiuzhuanshen，sangyindanjinyunwuli：
“miao……shener，zheijianshishimingyuezuocuole，zuoweigege，woyuanyititachengdanzeren，xiwangnimenkanzaidoushiyijiarendefenshang，yuanliangtadechunben。”
“hao。”zhoumuyefushenzhisumiaomiaoerbian，yanshenmoran：“tayikouyigepachuangde，nishanhuiqu，shandaoyuanyiyuanliangtaweizhi。”
苏妙妙：“……”
你大爷的！
quandoubatadangdaoleshiba？
sumiaomiaocongdoulimochuyimeiyaochi，‘pa’deyishengpaizailumingyuedenaomenshang，xiaomimidetixing：
“daliuchanlesheifuze？nimenlujiademafanshiwoxianbuchanhele，womahanwohuijiachifan，baibailie。”
shuoba，tayizuikuaidesuduwangwaizou。
dongzuofenmingyouxiebuziran。
jiuzaijijiangtachulujiadamenshi，shenhouzhouranchuanlaiyigulidao，tianxuandizhuanjian，tabeirenlunzailewaiqiang。
wangshang，shizhoumuyeneishuangshenruhanyedemouzi。
duifangmuguangjinsuosumiaomiao，yiziyidundewen：“woshuowoyuanyiduinifuze，shiqingdoumeiyoutuoshanjiejue，nishiyinweikandaowenli，suoyixiangpao？”
“xiaoshu，woshuolewoxihuandeshini。”
“sumiaomiao，niyiqiandoushihanwolaochushengde，zhuangshenme？”tachunjiaoguazhelengxiao，yanshenquetangdejingren。
neishiyizhongbeilixinglaolaoshufudekewang，shiyuanyuliangrenshentijiechudailaidebennengfanying，nanrenmoudishenchumosefanyong：
“woyoumeiyoushuoguo，houhuimeiyouyong，napanipalewodechuang，gaixiaxianghaishidexiaxiang。
mingnianchuwoshengrenzhengtuan，zaizheigejieguyanshangbunengnaochurenhechouwen，wochengrenniduyingle，woquni。”
“……”
还有这种好事？
duanduanshunjian，guanyuyuanshudejiyipianduanzaisumiaomiaonaohailishanxian。
zaixiaoshuolimian，zhoumuyeyizhidoushijiashuyuanlidehaiziwang，dangchuyuanzhugangdaojiashuyuanshi，yinyuxuekeaidemeimaoyinqileduifangzhuyi。
tajingchangzhuonongyuanzhu，yuanzhuyemeishaogaotadezhuang，sidixiagengshiyikouyigelaochushengdema。
‘laochusheng’moudipashangyisibuyichajuedeanchen：“haishishuo，niyijiudianjizhewenli？”
sumiaomiaoxinliyouyiwantou**zaibenteng，xiayimiao，xijingdeyanleiyonglechulai：
“woshuolewobuxihuanluwenli！wopaoshiyinweiyaoxingcanliu，xianzaiyijiandaoni，wojiujuedexinzangpengpengkuangtiao，youzhongbushoukongzhidemomingchongdong……”
zhoumuyedemuguangzaitachunshangtingliulebanmiao：“shenmechongdong？”
“就这样。”
shuoba，sumiaomiaozhuazhutadeyilinghenhenwangxiayizhuai，dianqijiao，shisiruguibanchaozhenanrentieleguoqu。
chunshangchuanlaiyizhenwenruandechugan。
zhoumuyetongkongzhousuo，quanshenxueyefengkuangfeiteng，dengtafanyingguolaishi，yijingbasumiaomiaozhenggerenkoujinlehuaili，nanshenanfen。
sumiaomiaochadiankuchushenglai：“wojuede，ni……nikenengbiwohaiyaoyanzhong。”
亲娘咧！
果然是个老畜牲！
tashetoumale，wuwuwu……
zhoumuyehunshenqixiyijiulenglie，weiduneishuangyanxielulebingcengxiaxiongyongderongyan，tazhudonglakaijuli，zhoumei：
“suijunhuozhexiaxiang，jiniliangtianshijiansikao，jiashuyuankendingshibunengdaide，youwomazai，nibuhuiyoupiankeanning。”
sumiaomiaodidide‘ng’leyisheng，jiantameiyouyaozulandeyisi，yiliuxiaopaozhijiewangjiaqule。
zhendeshiyaowuzuosuima？！
shuxijiandeyinyingluozaizhoumuyeyingjundelianshang，yishikanbuchuqingxu。
zhoucaixianieshouniejiaodecongyuanzichulai，qiaojianxiaoerzineishuiguanglianyandebochun，‘ze’leyishengdao：“wanlewanle！neiyatouhulijingzhuanshia！
woxianzaiquchangfangbanidagejiaohuilai，xianjiejuemingyuedeposhi，erzi，youjuchouhuamahaideshuozaiqiantou，mingyueshuodemeicuo，miaomiaoyikaishiqueshishibenzhewenlilaide。
rujinnipoyuzerendequleta，shizhenshijiazijixinlideyougancheng。”
“dangran。”zhoumuyexiaoyibudayandi：“qutawanquanshiyinweizeren，denghuilebuduiyigetiannanyigedibei，wobuhuidianjitade。”
shoushengfudeyingxiang，zhoumuyecongxiaojiushigejiyouzhuyide，tawuxinqingai，juedenvrenzhihuiyingxiangzijinayidenggongdesudu！
zhoucaixiayilianzanyang：“haoerzi。”
jianzhoumuyemeiyoubeisumiaomiaoyingxiang，laotaitaibeiganxinwei，zhishiwanwanmeiyouxiangdao，daliandebaoyinglaideneimekuai——