zaiwochumenqian,bamaqiandingningwanzhufu,wodayingtamenleyidinghuitinghua。
danshi,babamama,zheiyicishibierenzhudongfandaowoshoushangdee。
woyouyangqitou,kanxiangneiduizusun。
nanhaishifenxiaozhang,minglingwobiedong,yaowopeitawangegou。
laotaipoyizhiqishi:“zadi,xiaohaizijiajiawangeyouxi,nineimedagerenle,yaobuyaoneimexiaoqi。”
“我小气?”
hahaha,wokeshizuidafangderenleni!
laotaipokaishimamalielie,duiwoluchubiyi:
“xianzaidenianqingxiaoguniang,bandianlianchidoumeiyou,yifudoubuhaohaochuan,yebuzhidaoyitiandaowanyaogouyinshei?zheizhongrenbieshixinlaidezuhu,biebawojiaguaisunjidaihuaile。”
yinweibeipolemanshenshui,yifutiezaishenshang,luchuleshenxing。
老太婆骂得更狠了。
wofanlegebaiyan,huiying:
“fangxin,nijiaguaisunyounizheizhongnainai,yijingwaidaodile。zheibeizidouzhangbuhaole。”
duifangdunshijiumamalielie,yifuyaowenhouwozuzongshibadaideyangzi。
tingzhe,wonaqileshitou,duizhunleneinaqihuapenzhunbeizawodenanhai。
woxiao:“lai,jiejiedayingni,peiniwangegou!”
shengyinluoxia,shitoushechu。
“哗啦——”
“啊,啊啊啊啊!”
bolisuilieshenggencanjiaoshengqiqixiangqi。
这声音可真好听。
nanhaifahuo,chaoworenglegehuapen。
wotiaoleyixia,wenwenjiezhu,youchaozheloushangzaqu。
“啊!啊啊啊啊!”
“jiuminga!jiuminga!”
bansuizhezheihaotingdeshengyin,wowandegengjiaqijing:
“wa,zheigeyouxiguoranhenhaowan!didinikaixinma?yaojiejiepeiniduowanhuierhaoma?”