第1章

“aiyou,aiyou,tengsiwole,laigechuanqidekuaijiuminga……”

gongshelichulemingdejieliuzilinerlaiwuzhemanshixuedezui,chongjinleweishengyuan。

kuaisuhuangusizhouyiquanhou,tayigejianbulazhulezhengzhunbeiditoujianchabingchuangshangbingrendenanyisheng,jiqiedejiao:“neishei……neishei……kuai……kuaijiuming……”

nanyishengkandaoxuepoliladelinerlai,xianshiheleyitiao,dengrenchulelinerlai,yanweishanleshan:“zheiweitongzhi,nizheishizenmele?zenmeliulezheimeduoxue?”

“……aiyou……wobeiyigequededaimaoyandegoudongxipianle……aiyou……neiwangbadanzenmezheimeedu……lianwolinerlaidouganpian……denglaozibutengle,feidenongdetajiaporenwangbuke……nishuozheiwangbadanzenmezheimehuaixinyan,lianwodouzhapian……”

linerlailazhenanyishengyoushipaoxiaoyoushinuhouyoushitengdezhitiaojiao。

nanyishengbunaifanditailetaiyanjing,balakailelinerlai:“tongzhi,womenzheishiweishengyuanbushipaichusuo,buguanbeipiandeshi。niyaozhaopaichusuochumenyouguaiyouguaizaiyouguaijiudaole,jizhe,yizhiyouguai。”

“o,o,o,youguaiyouguaizaiyouguai,yizhiyouguai。”

tengdenaoziyouxiehutudelinerlainianzheyouguaiyouguaiyouguaizheiliangzi,wuzhezuizhunbeiwangwaizou。

caizhuanguoshen,turantingzhule:“buduia,chumenyouguaiyouguaizaiyouguai,bujiushichumenzuoguaime?nizheigechoulaojiushenmeyisi?shuanwowanni?”

nanyishengzhalezhayan,yilianwugu:“zheibushipanitengdeshoubule,duozoudianlufensanyixiazhuyili,jiubutengleme。”

林二赖:……

转身,走人。

tacaibusha,tayichumenjiuwangzuoguai,juebushangzheichoulaojiudedang。

zoulejibu,youtingzhule。

qidezhizhenanyishengjiao:“budui,tamewoshilaikanbingde,wopaopaichusuoganmaqu?”

nanyisheng:“nibushishuobeipianleme?beipianlebuqupaichusuoquna?”

“woshibeipianle,danwoshuodeshiyigepianzimailewoyigejiaoliuliandedongxi,tashuoneiwanyizenmezenmehaochi,zenmezenmebushenti,zenmezenmezhuangyang,woyitingzheiwanyihaowa,bixumaia,wotamahaihualedajiaqianmaile。

nazhidaoneiwanyitainanchile。danweileshentihao,worenzhetengchile。

nazhidaoyuechiyueteng,yuechixueliudeyueduo,haoburongyichiwanwojiuchengzheiyangzile……

shenmenengrangshentihao,neijiushipianwode!

neigeaileipidepianzio……

aiyou,tengsiwole,neigeshenghaizimei**dewanyier,tabiebeiwopengshang,fouzewonongsita!

什么东西!

ni,nikuaibangwozhizhi,wotengdeshoubulele。”

nanyishengtailetaiyanjing,zixidikanlekanmanzuishixuedelinerlai,buquedingdiwen:“niquedingnichideshiliulian,bushishenmeluanqibazaodedongxi?”

linerlainule:“nidangwoshaa?lianliuliandouburenshi?wowenni,neiliulianshibushilahuanglahuangdequanshendoushiyingci,toushangkailegekou,haichouchoude?”

nanyishengdianlediantou:“tingnizheimemiaoshudaoqueshishiliulian,buguoliulianshiruanruannuonuode,bukenengchichengzheiyanga。”

“sharuanruannuonuode?guaibudenidaiyanjingni,nigangcaidoutingwoshuole,neiquanshendoushiyingci,nakenengruanruannuonuo。neiyingciyingdeyaoming,wojiaodekuaibayadoujipengle。”

男医生:……

banshangcaizhaohuizijideshengyin:“nibuhuigaosuwonichideshiliulianqiaoba?”

“feihua,chiliulianbuchiqiaochishenme?”

男医生:……

kanzhemanzuixuekulongdelinerlaibuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole。

jianguochundemeijianguozheimechunde!

“dangranshinanga。neinangbushiruanruannuonuodeme?nibuchinangchipibuzhanizhashei?”

“放屁!”

linerlaitiaoleqilaiyishenghou:“neinangshichoude!nidangwoshaa!”

“噗!”

zhengtangzaibingchuangshangmimihuhudegucitingdaozuihouyiju,yixiaxiaopenle。