“aiyou,aiyou,tengsiwole,laigechuanqidekuaijiuminga……”
gongshelichulemingdejieliuzilinerlaiwuzhemanshixuedezui,chongjinleweishengyuan。
kuaisuhuangusizhouyiquanhou,tayigejianbulazhulezhengzhunbeiditoujianchabingchuangshangbingrendenanyisheng,jiqiedejiao:“neishei……neishei……kuai……kuaijiuming……”
nanyishengkandaoxuepoliladelinerlai,xianshiheleyitiao,dengrenchulelinerlai,yanweishanleshan:“zheiweitongzhi,nizheishizenmele?zenmeliulezheimeduoxue?”
“……aiyou……wobeiyigequededaimaoyandegoudongxipianle……aiyou……neiwangbadanzenmezheimeedu……lianwolinerlaidouganpian……denglaozibutengle,feidenongdetajiaporenwangbuke……nishuozheiwangbadanzenmezheimehuaixinyan,lianwodouzhapian……”
linerlailazhenanyishengyoushipaoxiaoyoushinuhouyoushitengdezhitiaojiao。
nanyishengbunaifanditailetaiyanjing,balakailelinerlai:“tongzhi,womenzheishiweishengyuanbushipaichusuo,buguanbeipiandeshi。niyaozhaopaichusuochumenyouguaiyouguaizaiyouguaijiudaole,jizhe,yizhiyouguai。”
“o,o,o,youguaiyouguaizaiyouguai,yizhiyouguai。”
tengdenaoziyouxiehutudelinerlainianzheyouguaiyouguaiyouguaizheiliangzi,wuzhezuizhunbeiwangwaizou。
caizhuanguoshen,turantingzhule:“buduia,chumenyouguaiyouguaizaiyouguai,bujiushichumenzuoguaime?nizheigechoulaojiushenmeyisi?shuanwowanni?”
nanyishengzhalezhayan,yilianwugu:“zheibushipanitengdeshoubule,duozoudianlufensanyixiazhuyili,jiubutengleme。”
林二赖:……
转身,走人。
tacaibusha,tayichumenjiuwangzuoguai,juebushangzheichoulaojiudedang。
zoulejibu,youtingzhule。
qidezhizhenanyishengjiao:“budui,tamewoshilaikanbingde,wopaopaichusuoganmaqu?”
nanyisheng:“nibushishuobeipianleme?beipianlebuqupaichusuoquna?”
“woshibeipianle,danwoshuodeshiyigepianzimailewoyigejiaoliuliandedongxi,tashuoneiwanyizenmezenmehaochi,zenmezenmebushenti,zenmezenmezhuangyang,woyitingzheiwanyihaowa,bixumaia,wotamahaihualedajiaqianmaile。
nazhidaoneiwanyitainanchile。danweileshentihao,worenzhetengchile。
nazhidaoyuechiyueteng,yuechixueliudeyueduo,haoburongyichiwanwojiuchengzheiyangzile……
shenmenengrangshentihao,neijiushipianwode!
neigeaileipidepianzio……
aiyou,tengsiwole,neigeshenghaizimei**dewanyier,tabiebeiwopengshang,fouzewonongsita!
什么东西!
ni,nikuaibangwozhizhi,wotengdeshoubulele。”
nanyishengtailetaiyanjing,zixidikanlekanmanzuishixuedelinerlai,buquedingdiwen:“niquedingnichideshiliulian,bushishenmeluanqibazaodedongxi?”
linerlainule:“nidangwoshaa?lianliuliandouburenshi?wowenni,neiliulianshibushilahuanglahuangdequanshendoushiyingci,toushangkailegekou,haichouchoude?”
nanyishengdianlediantou:“tingnizheimemiaoshudaoqueshishiliulian,buguoliulianshiruanruannuonuode,bukenengchichengzheiyanga。”
“sharuanruannuonuode?guaibudenidaiyanjingni,nigangcaidoutingwoshuole,neiquanshendoushiyingci,nakenengruanruannuonuo。neiyingciyingdeyaoming,wojiaodekuaibayadoujipengle。”
男医生:……
banshangcaizhaohuizijideshengyin:“nibuhuigaosuwonichideshiliulianqiaoba?”
“feihua,chiliulianbuchiqiaochishenme?”
男医生:……
kanzhemanzuixuekulongdelinerlaibuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole。
jianguochundemeijianguozheimechunde!
“dangranshinanga。neinangbushiruanruannuonuodeme?nibuchinangchipibuzhanizhashei?”
“放屁!”
linerlaitiaoleqilaiyishenghou:“neinangshichoude!nidangwoshaa!”
“噗!”
zhengtangzaibingchuangshangmimihuhudegucitingdaozuihouyiju,yixiaxiaopenle。