yijiuqiliunian,yuncheng,junqujiashuyuan。
“nianbao,bieguaimaxinhen,
yaoguaijiuguainishigeyatoupianzi,nigetuiduanle,
zuoweiqinmeimei,weizijiqingexishengyixiayeshiyinggaide……”
yaobushiweiledaerzijiangjingtianyoupianguangmingcuicandeweilai,
zhouhuifangyebuhuibaquegenjindexiaonverjiangnianbaocongxiangxiajiehuilai,rangtashuisijunchuan。
sijialaoyezicengrenhuadongjunqusilingyuan,weigaoquanzhong。
sijunchuanyoushisijiazuiyouchuxidexiaobei,nianjinershisansui,yijingchengletezhongbuduifeiyingdaduideduizhang,zhengtuanjiganbu。
zhouhuifangwojinxiyifuyongdedabangchui,bijinjiangnianbao,dao:“sijiazhongyi,zhiyaonibaguangyifuzuanjinsijunchuandebeiwoli,
sijunchuanyidinghuiquni,zheisijiaa,jiushizanjiadekaoshanle,nigedeqianchengjiuyoubaozhangle……”
“砰——!”
siyatoubuyuanyi,zhihaobatadayunle。
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jiangnianbaozhabazhepiaoliangdedayanjing,yilianmengbidikanzheyunsizaidishangdezhouhuifang,heleyitiao,yaoxianshuobunengqingyizourendaren。
tiandiliangxin,tazhishiqingqingdimolexiapianxinyanmadenaodai,pianxinyanmanaomenshangjiuqilegequantoudadexuebao,yundaole。
jiangnianbaoyehenwunai,tashizhiyoulingqideyaoguanzi,zidaishenli,lidawuqiong,meibanfa,zhendemeibanfa。
jiangnianbaozuotianhaishijiuzhongtianshangdeyaoxianaoyaodeguanzi,
huoxuzaitianshangdaideshijianjiule,zhanlelingqi,huoxushiaoyaojiuderenduole,jileyinde,tazheizhiyaoguanzi,jingranxiuchulelingti,zhangchulerendeshentihesizhi。
kexihaimeilaidejidese,jiubeiyaoxiansaijinleyibenniandaiwenli,chenglebeiqin**zhepeishuijunguan、huanquqingeqianchengdexiaokelian。
zheishi,beizilifachuleyishengnanaidetanxi。
sijunchuanconglieyanfenshendemengjinglizhengkaiyanjing,caifaxiannanaidebushimeng,ershi……tabeifaxiaojiangjingtianguanleliexing**!
zuikehendeshi,jiangjingtianzhidaotatinenghao,pa**kunbuzhuta,jingranhaihongtaheleruanguyao。
suoyicike,sijunchuanquanshenshangxiazhiyouyichujianyingwubi,qitadifangbimianhuahaimianruan,ruandetadongdoudongbule,zheijiuhenqiren。
tashenshangdeyifuzaojiubeijiangjingtianbaleganjing。
huran,yidaoyouyoudexinxiangxirubiduan。
sijunchuandenaodaizhuanleguolai,jiezhewulihunhuangdedengguang,taxianshikandaoleliangzhi**dejiaoyazi,
zaiwangshangmiao,shizaidengguangxiashanzheguangzedesuogu,
suogushangmian,shiyizhangjiaoyanyudidexiaoliandan,
xiannenbaomandehongchunlianyan,tianshengtouzheguzigouhundejinger。
weilerangjiangnianbaoshunlidizuansijunchuandebeiwo,zhouhuifangzhijitachuanlejianshadouzhebuzhudexiaobeixin,heyitiaoxiaoduanku。
jiangnianbaochulaizhadao,shangqiebudongrenjianyishizhuxingdeguize,henhaipidezheimechuanzhele。
“滚!”
sijunchuanyaoyaqiechidishuo。
jiangnianbaodunzaisijunchuannaodaipangbian,dingzhesijunchuanneizhangjunmeiwupidelian,zaixinlitongqingdixiang:zheirenchoudekelian。
buguopasijunchuanshangxin,tameishuochulai。
jiangnianbaoshiyaoguanzi,youzheyuangungundedaduzi。
zaitaderenzhili,yiqieyuanhuhu、panghuhu、zuihaoyougetuqidedaduzidedongxicaihaokan,baokuoren。
xiangsijunchuanzheizhonglengjiaofenmingdezhangxiang,choudewuyulunbi。
tajiekaibeizi,haoqididaliangzhesijunchuanjingshouyouli、fujigourendeshenti,xianqidizhitanqi。
zheirendeduzibiebiede,yehenchou。
sijunchuanyaoyaqiechi,yanweibichulehonghen:“jiangnianbao,bishangnidegouyan!”
jiangnianbaodemuguangshunzhetadeduziwangxiayi,zaicitanqi。
烧火棍也丑。
sijunchuan:“!!!jiangnianbao!”
tacaixiangjiangnianbaoyaogouyinta,suoyiguyisajiaosachi,yongzheizhongfangfayinqitadezhuyi。
狐狸精!
yaoxiaoxiongmeng,sijunchuankuaiyaobaochengsuipianle!yekuaiyaoqituxuele!
jiangnianbaoshiyankong,duichourenbuganxingqu,tadongledong,zhanqishen,xiaobeixinliluchudeneipianbainidejifu,zaisijunchuandeyanmoulihuanglehuang。
sijunchuantaoyanhulijingjiangnianbao,danshizai**dequshixia,beitawanmeideshencaigoudebixuepenlechulai。
tahenhendibishangleyanjing,bochunletuchulianggezi:“yaonie!”
tagouta,tabukantajiushi,fanzhengtaningyuanbiesiyejuebuhuijiaojiangjiarenruyuan!
sijunchuanpenbixuele,jiangnianbaoquebunengbuguanta,tazhongxindunxiaqu,shouzhidashangsijunchuandemaibo。
jiangnianbaoxuezheyaoxiandekouwenshuo:“buxingaxiaohuozi,niyigejuesi,huoqizaiwangyemeiyonga!”
sijunchuan:“!!!jiang!nian!bao!”
taxiangniesijiangnianbao,xiangtaxiongyingyibandenanren,weiwubaqi,weifenglinlin,jiangnianbaojingranshuotashijuesi!
太可恨了!
tadudingjiangnianbaoguyizheruta、cuoshangta,ranhouchenzhetashiluoqingmideshihou,zaijiazhuangguanxinta、taohaota。
he,nvrengouyinnanrendexiaobaxi,wuqu!!
其实江年宝没说错。
sijunchuanyouciduidizuozhanshishangdaoleyaofu,shangyuzhihoujiuchenglejuesi,zhishitabuzhidaobale。
jiangnianbaogenzheyaoxianxiuxingqiannian,errumuran,xideyishenjuedingyishu,shouzhiyidasijunchuandemaibojiuzhidaotashijuesi。
jiangnianbaobangsijunchuangaihaobeizi,yongyishengguanxinbingrendekouwenshuo:“niyebietaishangxinle,juesibushinidecuo。”
yuqihenwenrou,ruquanshuidingdong。
sijunchuangouchunlengxiao,kanba,yuqidouruanle,pei!yaojing!
tayijiuyaojinyaguan,sisidibishangleyanjing,buqukanjiangnianbao,yejinliangbutingtafeihua。
jiangnianbaoyishisuohuikongjian。
taneiyinyiweiaodedaduzi,zaitahuachengrenxingdeneiyishunjian,jiubianchengletadekongjian。
kongjianliyaoxiangniaoniao,youshubushengshudecaoyao,youzhigezhongbingzhengdeyaofang、yaowan、yaofen……
jiangnianbaoquchuyikeqingxinguayudan。
wendaoyilvyaoxiang,sijunchuanzhengkaiyanjing,niuguolianlai,shengpingdiyiciganshoudaolejingju:“jiangnianbao,niganweiwochiduyao……”
tahuameishuowan,jiangnianbaojiuniezhuletadexiahe。
talidawuqiong,qingqingyinie,jiubaikailesijunchuanyaguanjinyaodezuiba,bazheikeqingxinguayudansaijinlesijunchuandezuibali。
yiguqingliangzhiqishunzhehoulongwangxiahua,liuxiangsizhibaihai,wanruohanliangxishuichongshuashangu,sijunchuanshentilidehuoxingzishunjianximie。
jiangnianbaokanzhepaxiaqudexiaosijunchuan,manyidipaipaishou,zhalezhayan。
“zheixia,nizhishaokeyiqingxinguayuliugeyue,buyongxiewo。”
liugeyue,sijunchuandoubuxing。
sijunchuanchilejiangnianbaodexindouyoule。
meiyouyigenanrennengjieshouzijibuxing,yitiandoubuxing!
“江!年!宝!”
jiangnianbaoweisijunchuanchidezheikeqingxinguayudan,zhuyaogongxiaoshijiegezhongmeiyao,fuzhugongxiaoyenengjieruangusanzhiliudeyaowu,
yinweishifuzhugongxiao,suoyisijunchuanbangexiaoshihoucainengxingdongziru。
jiangnianbaoxinmanyizutiaoxiachuang,buzaidalisijunchuan,ershidunzaidishangkanzhezhouhuifang。
pianxinyanmagangcaishuoshenmelaizhe,yaobaguangtadeyifu,batasaijinsijunchuandebeiwoli?
yaoguanzijiangnianbaobumingbaibalianggeguang**rensaiyigebeiwoliyoushenmeyiyi,danshi,pianxinyanmayinggaitingxiangzheimezuode。
yushihu,taqujiezhouhuifangdekouzi。
yishidaojiangnianbaodadeshishenmezhuyihou,sijunchuangengyaofengle。
“jiang!nian!bao!nigan!”
jiangnianbaomeishenmebugande,jixufeijingerdijiezhezhouhuifangdekouzi,fanzhengtashiyidingyaobapianxinyanmasaijinsijunchuandebeiwolide,
sheirangpianxinyanmaqifuta!