第1章

苏可做了一个梦。

menglitapudaoleyigebidingliunanmingxingdouhaiyaohaokandexiaogege!

wanshierhouxiaogegeyijiaobatatixialechuang!

dengtashengmengwubidezaicipashangchuang,zhunbeijixupudeshihoutaxingle!

shibeirenjiazhegezhiwotiqilaihuangxingde!

zhengkaiyan,yanqianjingshimenglibeitapudaohouzheiyangneiyangguoledeneigexiaogege!

taohuayan,gaobiliang,cuntou。

ganjingshuaiqi,heermengbaopeng!

kandetachadianhalazizhiliu!

duifangqueyilianxianqi,“shisheishuogenzhushuigengoushuidoubuhuigenwoshuide?nixianzaipawochuangshanglaiganshenme?”

“dangranshilaishuinidea!”

sukedadelisuodangran,dawanqueyoudianmeng。

taganggangbushidoubatabaguangzheiyangneiyangguolema?

tazenmehaichuandezhengzhengqiqide?

xiangzhe,tajiushenshouzaiciqubalatashenshangneijianhenkuansongdebeixin,zuilihaidudunangnangdeshuozhe:“zheipomenghaidaizhongzhigongnengdema?”

“你说要睡谁?”

“睡你!”

“你确定?”

“ng!woquedingyijikending!chufeinibuxing!”

“啧!”

huoxijingbatadiuhuichuangshang,zhenggerenyalexiaqu。

shentilixingdegaosuta,taxingbuxing!

……

getian,sukexinglaishi,gangyizhengkaiyanjiutengdebizimeimaozhouchengleyituan。

卧槽!

她被车碾了?

她记得……

tazuotianpeishiliandeguimizaijiajiejiujiaochou,jieguopeidetaiguoruxi,zuihoulianggerendouhegaole,baotoukuchenglegou,yibiankuhaiyibianmananrendoubushihaodongxi……

zhihoutamenyinggaimeiyoupaochuquguoba?

neisheijiacheneimeniubinengkaidaoershiwuloulainianta?

zheishi,bansuizhe“zhiya”yisheng,yidaoqinglengdenanshengxiangqi,“qilaichiwufan。”

sukeyilianjiebeidezhuantoukanqu,duishangmenkouzhangshouzhangjiao,zhandebizhirusongdenanren,tanaozhonglikejiuduochulehenduojiyi。

yishunjiantajiubeineixiejiyileidewaijiaolinen!

她竟然穿书了?

haishichuanjinletaqianbujiugangkanwandeneibenmingwei《qiling:jiaojiaozhiqingbeicaohanmenchongshangletian》deweinpniandaiwenli!

chenglelimianneigezhujiaoguanghuanchaojiwudiqiangda,quewunaoyouyuchun,yiludoukaonanpeimendaifeideshachanvzhu!

yinweinanpeimendoutaiguoqiangdayouxiule,daowanjiezuozhedoumeiyouxuandingnanzhu!

zhijiejilegekaifangshidedajieju!

yinweizheige,tazuowanhepiaolekuhaileyihou,paoqufalebuzhidaoduoshaogeduanpingzhangpingmazuozhe……

xiangdaozheier,suketuranyoudianxinxu。

nanbuchengshiyinweitamataihenle,neigouzuozherangtachuanyuejinlaide?

erzaiyuanshuzhong,shenweinvzhuqianfudehuoxijingbingbuzaineixiexihuantadenanpeimenzhizhong,tamenliangdacongyikaishijiushuihuoburong,yeconglaimeiyouguofuqizhishi,lihunhoujiulaosibuxiangwanglaile!

qierenhuoxijinghaiyoubaiyueguang!

taxianzaiyichuanyueguolaijiubatajishuile……

zhihoutayaoshigenbaiyueguangpaole,tashibushihaidezhongzoushuzhongshachanvzhudelu,beineixienanpeimenzhenglaiqiangqu?

huoxijingjiantayizhizhigougoudedingzhetakan,haiyuekanmeitoujiuzhoudeyuejin,yuekanlianshangdexiaobiaoqingjiuyuejiujie,renbuzhulengzhelianburufangnei,bashoulidewan“peng”deyishengfangdaolechuangbiandedengzishang,“houhuile?”

“不后悔!”

苏可答的可快了。

xiangtamutaidanshenleershijinian,congwulianaijingyan,gegelaogongdouhuozaierciyuangenpingmuli,yizhizhinengkaonaobugentianpinglaizihai!

rujinchuanyuehouchucishizhanjiushizheimeshuaiqideyigexiaogege……

suiranjishubuzadi,zhetengdiaoletabantiaomingba,danzongguihaishitazhuanle!

没什么好后悔的!

“buhouhuijiuqilaibafanchile,woshanggongqule。”

“……”

sukezheicaixiankaigaizaishenshangneidamanlebudingdedanbobeizizuoqishenkanxiangwanli。

neishiyiwanqingdaojihunengshuqingchulimianyigongyoujilimidemitang。

这也能叫午饭?

buguotalikejiuxiangdaozheigejialidesuoyouqiangenliangpiaodouwozaiyuanzhu……yejiushitashouli,eryuanzhuweilebihuoxijinggentalihun,qianxietianzaoguanglejialidesuoyouyuliang,hainingyuanaiedoubunayifenqianyizhangliangpiaochulai!

zhinengyaoyabawanduanqilai,ranhouchongyijingwangwaizouledehuoxijingshuoleyiju,“jintianxiawuninengbunengzaodianxiagong?peiwoqumaidianliang。”

huoxijingdiaotoukanletayiyan,jiantayijingditouzaihexifanle,yanlilengsezhongshitunlexie,buxianbudande“ng”leyisheng。

dengsukehewanneiwanmitangyiyangdesuoweiwufan,huoxijingyijingzoule。

tagangbawanfanghuichuangbianneibiaomianzangxixihaikengkengwawadebandengshang,qiaomenshengjiuxiangqi,“ersao,ergerangwolaishouwan。”

“进来吧。”

sukeyingbahou,yigeshoushouxiaoxiao,haimianhuangjishoudexiaoyatoucongwaimianzoulejinlai。

zheishihuoxijingdemeimei,huoximei,yijingshiersuile,queshouxiaodefangruoqibasuidehaitong。

yinweiguowangdetazongshiduirenjiahengmeishuyande,huoximeijinlaihounaqiwanjiufeikuaipaolechuqu。

sukeqiaozheneixiaoyatoulikaishikuaidedouyaopaochucanyinglaile,xinlishixiangdangwunai。

yuanzhushidaohuojiacunlaitiyanzhiqingshenghuode。

laizhiqiantayeyejiufanglehua,shuotasuishixianghuiqulejiunenghuiqu。

sheixiangtalaidedisantianjiuyinweibenshoubenjiaoluoshuile!

dangshijiangtacongshuilijiuqilaidejiushirenhuoxijing!

huojiacunyougebuchengwendeguiding,youlejifuzhiqindenannv,zhiyaonanweihunnvweijiajiubixudejiehun!

dangshihuojiacunhaoduorendoukandaolehuoxijingjiyuanzhuzuorengonghuxi,houmianzaipangrendeqihongshengzhong,shachanvzhubuzhizenmedegennanpeizhiyidelinjiandongchaoleqilai,ranhouduqijiajilenanzhu。

haipaohuiqucongjialitoulehukoubenlaigennanzhulinglejiehunzheng!

erhuoxijingjiaderenjuedehuoxijingnengqudaoyuanzhuzheiyangjiaodididechengliguniangshipanlegaozhier,jiehundangtianjiubazhangjiadaquangenjialiweishubuduodeqiangenpiaodoushangjiaojileyuanzhu,yuanzhujiatiaojianhao,shouliwushouxiguanle,shouwancaigenhuoxijingshuobuhuigentayoufuqizhishi,zhihouhuizhaogeheshidejihuilihun。

huoxijingqichubudayinglihun。

yinweitamenhuojiacunjiumeiyouyigelihundexianli,tabuxiangcunlidexianyansuiyuyingxiangdaotabingzhongdenainai。

zhidaozheiliangtianyuanzhuzhetengdetamenquanjiarendoukuaiyaojiesile,tazuotiancaizhongyusongkoushuojintianjiuqulihun……

ranhouhunhaimeilicheng,tajiulaile!

xiangdaozheier,sukerenbuzhuyouxiangmaneigouzuozhe。

tazenmejiubuantaoluxiewenni!

neizuotianzuodiyouwunaodexingge,fenmingshiedunvpeidebiaopei!

她怎么就给了女主!

sukewuyudaozhichuichuangban。

还没捶几下呢!

床塌了……