“我们约法三章。”
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xianzaijuranhaixiangyuefasanzhang?
约什么?
我约你妹!
haizhenjuedetahenjiale?!
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啊?
这哪儿啊?
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weizhaozhaobaojinlebeiziyiliandejianding。
不行，绝对不行!
想办法穿越回去?
weizhaozhaomouziyiliang，queyouhenkuaijiuandanlexiaqu。
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要是得不偿失了呢?
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