第2章 我真不是神经病

qingzhoushirenminyiyuan,waikebingfang。

chendongpanxizuozaibingchuangshang,zicongzuowanzhuyuandaoxianzai,tayizhibaochizheigezishi。

yuanbenhaiyiweizuowandehuanjinghewangchangyiyang,kexiongqianfuqinliujitadeneimeiqinglongzhuzhendebujianle,xiongqianheranduolegemuzhidaxiaodeqinglongwenshen,sihuhaizaipiaoyideyoudong。

rangtazhenjingde,haishiqinglonglingdaijitadepangzazhishi,youdandao、zhenfa、fuzhou、yishu……zuizhongyaodebianshi《qinglongjue》。

《qinglongjue》shiqinglongdiandianzhuduyoudexiuliangongfa,lidaidianzhudexiulianfamen、jingyan、tiwudouyoujizai。

chendongbaozheshishikandetaiduyunzhuanqinglongjue,jieguozhendetihuidaolebatiandilingqizhuanhuawei“yuanji”deaomiao。

deqinglonglingzheweiqinglongdiandianzhu,zheiqinglongdiandaodishishenmepangdadecunzai?

yuanjichongshuajingmai,neishangyirouyankejiandesuduxiufu。

chendongxinxiruokuang,wubikewangqiangdadeta,zheiyizuojiushi6gexiaoshi。

“唉!”

fangjianneidetanxishengjingxinglechendong,tazhengkaiyanjing,biankandaozuozaiyizishangxiumeijincudemeinv。

taimeile!chendongxinrenbuzhuyizhenjidong。

zheiweijiaoxiajunyidemeinvshengaoyimiqiyishang,youzhejinhuhuangjinbilidewanmeishencai,qizhigaoao,suyalengyan。

neizhangedanqiaolianruningzhibaiyu,jingguojiandanxiuzhengdemeimaochengwanyuexing,jiemaozhangzhang、shuangmourutan,yaobigaoting,xiabayuanrun,yingchunsurun,shuaineixiekailelvjingmeiyandewanghongzuishaoshitiaojie。

suyuanyijingsuandameinvle,danzaixiajunyimianqian,genbenbuzhiyiti。

zhibuguo,qiaolianshangneijidaoxianhongdeshouyin……。

chendonglaolianyihong:shuolaicankui,zuowanxiashoutaihenle。

haozaizheiweimeinvbugentayibanjianshi,budanbatasongdaoyiyuanpaoqianmanghou,haichengdanlesuoyouyiliaofei。

“咳咳!”

chendongguyikesouliangsheng,xiaoshengdao:“duibuqi!zuotian……kancuorenle。”

“闭嘴,咝……”

xiajunyishuozhe,renbuzhutaiqiyushoumolexiaqiaolianshangdebazhangyin:“shuoduibuqizheishijiusuanwanlema?”

zhangzheimedadiyicibeirenda,haishibeimoshengdenanrendalian,zheiduixingaoqiaodetalaishuo,wulunruheyebuhuishanbaganxiude。

“zhei……yaobunidahuilaiba,daliangbazhangyexing。”

chendonghenguanggun,taxianzaiqiongdeyiwusuoyou,xiangpeidianbiedeyemeiyou。

“dani?zhidaozuotianwanshangnidanwuwoduodadeshima?”

xiajunyishengyinmengrantigaobadu,qishenzoudaochuangqian,huangzheshoujiyaoyaqiechidao:“zuowanweilejiuni,wocuoguoletouziren4000wandetouzi!”

“4000wan!neishiwomengongsijiuming……”

xiajunyimeiyoushuoxiaqu,tazhidaoshuoleyemeiyong。

zuotianwanshang,guguxiawanrutongzhitayougetouzirenluguoqingzhou,mingtianyizaoshangjiuzou,rangtaganjinqufengyuedajiudian1116fangjianmiantan。

fenghuangchuanmeigongsiyijingdaoleshengsicunwangdebianyuan,zheisiqianwandezijinshijiumingdeqian,tabunengbuqu。

jieguojiuyudaolebinsidechendong,beidayibazhangbushuo,shoujihaishuaideguanjile。

zaiyiyuanmanglelianggeduoxiaoshi,zheicaifaxianshoujiguanji,ranhoubeiguguzaidianhualimadegouxuelintou。

shuoshihua,xiajunyixianzaishalechendongdexindouyou。

“nei……neinishuozenmebanba。”

陈东硬着头皮道。

xiajunyishenxiyikouqi,yuqibingleng:“dengnichuyuanle,quwodegongsizuoshiniandebaojie,meitianqinglicesuowushibian,beiwokandaoyigejiaoyin,jiuduoganyigeyue。”

“我靠……”

chendongbeijingdemudenggoudai:shinian!womaijinile?

“砰砰!”

xiajunyizhengyaofabiao,waimianxiangqileqiaomensheng。

waikewangzhurentuimenzoulejinlai。

“xiazong,liangnianqianzheigechendongzaiwomenyiyuankanguobing,tayouyanzhongdejingshenfenliezheng,zheishibingli。”

xiajunyiqishenjieguobinglisaoleyiyan,yanpijitiao,shengyinzhandou:“yejiushishuo,wozuotianwanshangjiuhuilaideshigeshenjingbing?”

“ng!binglishangxiedehenqingchu,zheixiaozifanbingdeshihouziyanziyu、dahandajiao、liuqinburen。”

wangzhurenshuozhe,huitoukanlekanbingchuangshangpanxierzuo,mudenggoudaidechendong:“biruxianzai,zheixiaozizicongjinlebingfangzhihou,biankaishidazuo,6gexiaoshidoumeihuanguozishi,wokanzheibingshizhibuhaola!”

“我……”

xiajunyiyanqianyihei,jiaoquyaohuang,haoburongyizhanzhu,huanlebantiancaidao:“jiudang……jidexingshanba,bijingtazuotianshangdetaiyanzhongle。”

“啊呀!夏总诶!”

wangzhurenyaotoukuxiao:“zhongshangderenyinggaiwochuangxiuxi,kezheishenjingbingzuo6geduoxiaoshi,zheixiangbingrenma……”

“王大夫……”

shenhouchuanlaidichendeshengyin,wangzhurenhuitoukanqu,zhijianchendongzhengkanzheta,shuangyanshensuierlengmo,lingrenbuhanerli。

“keke!wohaiyoushi,shipei、shipei!”

wangdafuhanmaodaoshu,taoyesidepaochulefangjian。

xiajunyixiayishidehoutuiliangbu,shangxiadaliangbingchuangshanghaizaipanxidechendong,kanlezuyouyifenzhong。

chendongbeikandemaole,gangadexiaolexiao:“xiazong,nibietingdafuxiashuo,wozhenbushishenjingbing……”

xiajunyizhengyaoshuohua,shouji**tuwudexiangqi,shimishuxiaozhangdalaide。

“xiazong,zenmehuishi?nizenmegenxingyuechuanmeidesusuchedaoyiqile?nizhendegentalaogongchendongzaiyiqima?”

“xianzaiwangluoshangguanyuniliangdefeiwen,doukuaibaole。”

“youqishineixiepinglun,wodanxinhuifajiaode。”

xiajunyiyoudianmeng,guadiaodianhuazaiwangshangsuibianyisou,biankandaoputiangaididefeiwen。

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houmiandepinglunkaishibianwei。

dapangaizhuzi:zhentaoyan,neinvdeweishenmeyaodamasaike?

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