“zhangzhenzhang,kaifang**nitide,yifu**nizijizhudongtuode,buyaotingzailaiyiciye**nishuode……woyigedananren,pingshihenchunliangde,zenmexianzaidoubeinishuocheng**le,wuhui!tiandadewuhuia……”liangzhiyuanyifuyuanwangdeyangzi。
“nihaishuo!”zhangxiaoyuliandanyinhongruxue,dunshiyaozhebeichi,heyigefennudetuziyiyang。
“taixiangle,taixiangle!”liangzhiyuanrenbuzhudao。
“xiangshenme?“zhangxiaoyuzhoumei。
“xiangyigedaizaidegaoyang……”
“shenmeluanqibazaode,meishenmeshiganjinlikaiba,wohenimeishenmekeyikeshuode!”zhangxiaoyuzhijiexialezhukeling。
taxianzaijuedezhiqiandeqingshijianzhi**buguangcaide,**wudian!
liangzhiyuansongsongjian:“wo**laitixingnide,wolaidebinizaoyidiandian,biekanlishujitamenkanzheheshan,yigegedeexindebuxing,biebeibierenmailehaitibierenshuqian,duodongdongnaozi,xiaoxinyidian……”
“heng,wojiuzhidao,**yinweiwomenliangdou**yiqilaide,nixiangyaohewotongyizhanxian**ba,wozhangxiaoyuzuitaoyannizheizhongzuanyingderen,guanchangbu**rangniyonglaiyiquanmousi,yonglaidouzhengde,zaiwozhangxiaoyuyanlier**weilerenminmoufuli,wo**bukenenghenizheizhongrenjiemengde,gun!chenwofahuo,ganjingun!”zhangxiaoyuyanjingyideng,haobukeqidao。
haoxinbeidangchenglvganfei,liangzhiyuanyebushuangle:“zhen**xiongdawunao,ziyiwei**,nizheiyangdenvrenzenmedangshangzhenzhangde,fanzhengwoyijinggaosunile,aixinbuxin,zoule!”
kanzheliangzhiyuanchumen,zhangxiaoyujianzhiqizha!
说自己胸大无脑!
taditoukanleyiyan,kanbudaojiao。
胸大**真的!
说自己无脑!
你才无脑!
**!
败类!
tazheijinianbukaozijifuqindeshenfen,congruguanchangyilai,jiuyinmanshenfen,**kaozhezijideyejihelingdaodezhongshi,caiyibubuzoudaozheigeweizhide,erqiexiaowangzhenhai**zijiweileduobichenghunzhudongguolaide。
bazijidangchengneixiewunaoshangweidenvren?
真**没有眼光!
……
wanshang,zhenshangfandianbaoxiangnei。
zhenlingdaobanziyizhongrenweizuoyitang。
zhangbingkunnaqizhuozishangdepijiupingyiyijizhongrendaoshangjiushui。
liwuzheishihoujubei:“lai,zhuwei,zanmenjingzhangzhenzhangheliangfuzhenzhangyibei,huanyingtamendedaolai!”
zhangxiaoyuhongzhelian:“lishuji,shizai**baoqian,wohebulejiu……”
liwuyileng,xuanjihahayixiao:“zheiyoushenme,lai,jixiaoyutongzhidaoshangyibeiyinliao!”
suihoupangbiandelifutaoganjinnaqiyinliaojizhangxiaoyudaoshang。
zhangxiaoyudunshidaweishouyong,andaosheishuolingdaobanziyingchouyidingyaohejiu。
shujitamenjigerenzhenhao。
“xiexie,xiexie!”zhangxiaoyuganjindao。
“haha,lai,zanmenzhongxinjingjiu!”liwuxiaodao。
旋即众人举杯。
梁志远也举杯。
zhi**zheiyijubei,shuirukouzhong,dunshichajuedaolebuduijing。
zheinali**shui,zheijiu**jiua!
rukoumianruan,xinieryouculiedeweidao,zheibu**maotaijiu**shenme!?
啤酒瓶里装茅台?
kandaozhangxiaoyuhexiayinliao,jigerenduishiyiyan,zhenweishujiliwuxiaodao:“dangsanlingwushen,zuoweidangyuanganbu,zanmenyidingbunengguogangguoxian,yiqiedouyaofucongbiaozhun,suoyizheijiucaiyeyouxiejianlou,zhangzhenzhangheliangfuzhenzhangbuyaoxianqicai**。”
妈的!
这还简陋!
pijiupingli**maotai,nidanzizhengoudade!
liangzhiyuanxinzhongrenbuzhumaniang,zheixierenzhen**shiweiguosu!
gujizheixiaowangzhendezheijiweishoujiaoyebuganjing!
zhi**tayigefuzhenzhang,zishendounanbao,xianzaiyezhinengzanshizhouxuan。
zhangxiaoyulianmangdao,lianshangyifuxiaomianyangxiaorong:“buxianqi,zenmehuixianqi,wojuedezheiyanghenhao。”
“haha,yijingkeyile,dangdeminglingyaotingcong,chijiandandianhao!”liangzhiyuanyexiaodao。
jigerenduishiyiyan,dianlediantou,zheigezhangzhenzhangkanlainaozibutailingguang,dao**zheigeliangzhiyuansihuzhendehenshangdao。
lifutaoxiaodao:“zhangzhenzhangyaolai,shujihenjiujiuyizhishuo,hengaoxing,zhongyuyougerennengbangbangtale,xianzaikan,zhangzhenzhangkending**shujidezuobangyoubeia!”
wangbingkunyedao:“**a,youzhangzhenzhangxiangzhu,xiangbixiaowangzhendejingjikendingkeyizhengzhengrishang!”
zhangxiaoyuchayidao:“shujizhiqianzhuchirenmin**quanmiangongzuo?bu**zhuyaofuzedangweigongzuoma?eduile,zhiqianxiaowangzhenmeiyouzhenzhang,**rangshujizanshixinkuxiangzhu**ba,shujizhen**bucixinku,buguobuyongle,wolaile,shujikeyifangkuanxinle,zhuanxinfuzedangweigongzuo。”
zheihuayichu,dunshizhenggezhuozishangderendou**lianseyibian!
jigefuzhenzhangqianzhehua,jiu**yaogaosuzhuozishangderen,jibianzheigezhangxiaoyulaile,dan**zhenlizuidadehai**shuji。
yiqiegongzuodou**shujishuolesuan!
dan**xianzaizhangxiaoyuzhijiefoudinglezheixiehua!
tazheigezhangzhenzhanglaile,zhen**dequanmiangongzuojiu**tafuze!
zhei**dangmiandashujideliana!