第1章

脑子寄存处

wenxintishi:banaozijicunzaikaitou,yuedudekuailehuifanbeiyou!

“ma,ta.....tazenmepazaizheieryidongdoubudaidongde,gaibushisileba?”

fangkexinjingkongdewuzhezijidebozidakoudakoudechuanqi,kanzhepazaidishangyidongbudongderen,shengyinzhandoudebuchengyangzi。

erpazaidishangdeneigeren,tadenaodaishangpoleyigedakouzi,xianxuezhengcongtadeshangkouchu“gugu”liuchu,henkuaijiutangletayilian,yemanmanzaidimianshanghuijuchengyipian:

“nigemeiyongdedongxi!yaobushiweileniwozhiyumaozheimedadexian,yaoburannizaobeitajiqiasile!zheixiao**mingyingdehen,aiyigunzisibule。

nishuoshuonizenmejiubunenggenqiaonianweixuexue,renjiadounengzijibalalaiyigegongzuo,nini?”

chenfangruliaoxiashoulidegunzi,meihaoqidekanzhezhanzaipangjinghunweidingdefangkexin,yaozheyamadao:

“dekuitahaifazhegaoshao,yaoburandehuazanmenhainongbuguota,nitouzhejitabaomingquxiaxiangdeshihoubushitingyoudanzidema,xianzaizhaodaonitoushangnihaizhidaopale?”

fangkexinbeishuodenaoxiuchengnu,danshirouzhezijibeiqiahongdebozihaiyouxiehoupa,tagangcaiganjueshizhendeyaobeiqiaonianweijihuohuoqiasile。

yaobushitamajileqiaonianweiyigunzi,gujizijijintianyejiuchabuduole。

neitanengzenmeban,sheizhidaozheiqiaonianweinaerlaideyishendeniujinger,neimezhongdebinghainengshichuneimedaliqi,dadetameiyouhaishouzhili,xianxiesizaitashouli。

sheijiaozheiqiaonianweiyouyanbujin,yaoshitazaobagongzuojirangchulaibujiuhaole,yebuzhiyufazhanchengxianzaizheigeyangzi,tayaoshishizaibuyuanyidehua,neitayoubushibunenghuaqianmai。

jieguozheimunvliangrenhaizaishuozhehuadeshihou,gangcaibeiyigunzizadehundaozaidishangderendongledong,zijijiuhuanghuangyouyoudejiupaleqilai,sisidedingzhechenfangruhefangkexin:

“ma....ta....tazhanqilaile!”

fangkexinmeixiangdaoqiaonianweizhengfazhegaoshao,naodaishangailezheimezhongdeyigun,juranhaizheimekuaijiupaqilaile,beihedezhiwaluanjiao,zhiwangchenfangrushenhouduo。

qiaonianweimoleyibalianshangdexue,tagaoshaoshaodezhengzhanglianliantonghong,zaipeishanglianshangwanyanchengpiandexueji,zaijiashangtaneirutongkansirenyibandeyanshen,

cishideqiaonianweizaifangkexindeyanli,hecongdifulipahuilaizhuihunsuomingdeeguiyemeishenmequbie:

“是你打的我?”

fangkexinbeihedelianlianyaotou,qiaonianweidemuguanglikejiuluozailechenfangrudeshenshang:

“e,neijiushinidadewoduiba?”

huayingangluo,qiaonianweibianzaimeiyoujitamenfanyingdejihui,yigeshanshenyijinglaidaolechenfangrudemianqian,yiquanhenhenzazailetadelianshang:

“啊!!!!!”

bansuizheyishengcanjiao,chenfangruzhongzhongdeshuaidaozailedishang,lianjiachuchuanlaijutongtixingzhetagangcaifashengdeshiqing,chucizhiwaihaiyouzuilideyiwugan,chenfangruzhangkaizui,tuchuleyidakouxueshui,neixueshuilihaihunzhejikeya。

qiaonianweimeiyoutingshou,ershizhuanguoshenzhijieyijiaochuaizailefangkexindeduzishang:

“aaaaa!!!!!”

fangkexinbeichuaidewanghoufeiqu,houbei“peng”dezhuangzaileqiangshang,tongdetajianjiao,yishijianbuzhidaoshibeichuaidedifanggengtonghaishihoubeibeizhuangdaodedifanggengtong。

qiaonianweiyibacheqilepazaidishangdechenfangru,yishoujiuzhuletadeyifulingzi,lingyizhongshoujinwochengquan,duizhunchenfangrudelianjiushiyidunhenmingdechui,quanquandaorou:

“砰!砰!砰!”

yishijianwuziliquantouhepiroupengzhuangdeshengyinhecanjiaoshengjiaozhizaiyiqi,doudachujiezouganle。chenfangrucanjiaozhe,zhengzhazhe,naihequezenmeyangyewufazhengtuoqiaonianweizheitieqianyibandeshouzhang。

fangkexincongdishangpaqilai,kandaodejiushiyanqianzheikongbudeyimu。

takanjiantamabeiqiaonianweisisidezhuazaishouli,erqiaonianweidequantouyixiayouyixiadeluozaitadelianshang,dadechenfangrubiqinglianzhong,zuijiaobenglie,koubichuyijingmanshixianxue:

“qiaonianweinifenglema!haibuganjinfangkaiwoma!”

tachongguoquxiangyaobachenfangrucongfalefengdeqiaonianweishouzhongjijiejiuchulai,ranerxiayimiaochenfangrujiubeiqiaonianweizhenggelinleqilai,zazailefangkexindeshenshang:

“aaaaa!!!!”

zheimunvliangxiangyongzhezaicishuaidaozaidishang,chenfangruzhongzhangruzhutoudelianhefangkexinlailegezhengdui,liuchulaidexueyehulefangkexinyilian,hedetafachuleqilidecanjiaosheng。

ranerzheijinjinzhishiyigekaishi,qiaonianweidabuzouguoqu,yibachekailepazaidishang**zhedechenfangru,shenshouqiazhulefangkexindeboziyingshengshengdebatacongdishanglinleqilai:

“song.....kekeke....songshou.....”

fangkexinbeiqiadezhifanbaiyan,shuangjiaolikaidimianyekaishiputengzhe,danshiquemeiyourenheyong,youlaile,gangcaineizhongshuxidezhixiganyoulaile

suizhetineiyangqidezhujianliushi,fangkexinkaishifanqilebaiyan,lianzhangdetonghong。

fengle,qiaonianweishizhendefengle!

jiuzaitayiweizijijintianzhendeyaobeiqiaonianweijihuohuoqiasideshihou,tingdaoleduicishidetalaishuowanrutianlaiyibandeshengyin:

“ninv!nizaizuoshenme!”

fangguoqianggangcaizaihuijiadelushangyanpizijiukaishiyigejingerdetiao,tongshiyexinhuangdehen,zongjuedeshifashengleshenmebuhaodeshi,likejiukaishimabutingtiwangjiagan。

shishizhengmingtadezhijueshiduide,yidakaimenchadianmeibatajihesi,jialiyipianlangjie,zhuoziyizibeixianfanzaidi,dimianshangsanluodeshigezhonggeyangdewujian,jihuyaomeilexiajiaodedifang。

zijidelaopobiqinglianzhongdedaozaidishang,eryigenverkuaiyaobeilingyigenverjihuohuoqiasile,fangguoqiangganjuezijihunshendeqixuedouzaifanyongzhe,xiangyemeixiangbiannuhouchusheng。

qiaonianweisongleshou,rengxiachayidianjiukanbujianmingtiandetaiyangdefangkexin,chongzhefangguoqiangyangqilexiaba:

“nigelaobusideduisheidahoudajiaodeni,shipiyoujinlexiangrangwojinisongsongshiba?”

“duizhangbeihejialirendongshou,nideshudoududaogouduziliqule?haiyou,zheishiniduiwoshuohuadetaiduma!yangnizheimedahaiburuyangyitiaogou.....aaaaa!!!!”

haimeidengtashuowan,qiaonianweiyijingyigeshanshendaoletamianqian,yiquanzazailetadexiabashang,buchuyiwaideshouhuoleyiduansixinliefeidecanjiaosheng。

shenmehuose,haiduitazhishouhuajiaoshangle。

“jilianbuyaoliandedongxi,laoniangzuifandejiushiyourennashouzhizhewo!”

fangguoqiangdaozaidishangwuzhezijidezuishuobuchuhualai,gangcaineiyiquanrangtadeshetouchadianbeiyachijiyaoduan,xiabazeshitongdeganjueyaosuilieleyiyang。

youlaileyoulaile,sheimeishiganyouretaganshenme!buzhidaotafaqifenglaishitouniudoulabuzhuma!

qiaonianweituozhefagaoshaodeshentihedingzhebeizapodetou,zaifangjiadanaoleyichang,neisangerenyigedoumeipaodiao,beitaanzhujiejieshishidezouleyidun。

zhenggejialichongchizheguikulanghao,changmianyidushifenhunluan,fangdingdouchadianbeitajixianle。

kanzhetangzaidishangdongdanbude,wanrusirenyibandesangeren,qiaonianweilenghengyisheng,xiuziyishuaihuilefangjian,jiangmenfansuohaoleyihoucaifangfotuoliyiban,zhijieyi**zuozailedishang,chuanzheqi。

buxing,zaibucaiqudiancuoshitanaozimashangyaoshaomeile,haiyoutatoushangzheidahuokouzi,xianzaihaizaiwangwaimaoxueni!

takebuxianggangzhengyanyoubayanjingjibishanglea!

qiaonianweibishangyan,yinianyidong,zaizhengkaiyandeshihouyiranhuanleyigedifang。

这里,是她的空间。

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5、buquheishi!buquheishi!buquheishi!nvzhukongjianlidedongxigoutayongbabeizile,tabuhuiquheishide!

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zuihouzhugeweigongzhuwangziliuyifeiwuyanzumen,yuedukuaile!gongxifacai!