“哎呦！”
“妈呀！”
“你踩到我了！”
youyushijichache，chezitingxialaideyishunjian，suoyourendoucubujifangdixiangqianqingxieleguoqu。
zuilibaoyuanzhe，mamalieliede。
kesijisihuxinqingwubiyuyue，tajiangchemendakai。
zhidaoyishuangxianzhangbaijingdeshou，bazhulechemen。
suihouxiashuangruihuchidaichuandelian，jiuchuxianzailesijishifudemianqian。
“shi，shifu！xiexieni！”
sijishifupaozheitangxiansannianle，shuaiguobuzhiduoshaomeizhuishanglaideren。
queconglaimeijianguozheimebiaozhidenvren，yishenhongchendetapifuxuebai。
tashenzhijuedezijishikandaoletianxian，dianshijulideneixieyanyuanyebuguoruci。
shengyingengshihaotingdeyaoming，zheihaishizaihuxibuyundeqingkuangxia，zheiyaoshihaohaoshuohua，neibujiugenbailingniaojiaoyibanhaoting。
“nimandian！buzheji！ai？naweichengkejinvtongzhiranggezuoweia！”
shifudehua，rangsuoyouchengkenaizhishoupiaoyuandoushayanle，pingrilineigegankuaishang，bushangjiuzoudeshifuturanbujianle。
gengkuazhangdeshitahaizhudongyaoqiurangzuo。
kanzhemanchexiangdoubizijinianzhangdechengke，xiashuangruibuhaoyisidibailebaishou。
“xiexie，wobuyongzuode，shifuzanmenzouba！”
“guniang！lailai！dashubazheijilongzinaxialai，nijiangjiuzaizheizuohui。”
chehoumianyiweikanshangqusishiduosuidedashu，baishouzhaohuanxiashuangrui。
“zoubuzoua！woyibanianjileyemeikansheijiworanggezuo。”
beizheimeteshuguanzhao，dangranhuiyinqibuman。
zhanzaihouchemendefunv，yilianbuxieditiaoxindao，nanrenjianxiashuangruidoujuedetapiaoliang，neinvrenjiandaojiugengbieshuole，xinlijiuxiangshicuanchulexiaohuomiao，henbudeshangshoubazheizhanglianjinaohuale。
sijishifugengshiyifunibuzuoqujiubuzoudejiashi。
yushizaizhongmukuikuixia，xiashuangruizhihaowunaidizuodaoledashudeshenpang。
haibieshuo！zheizuoweibeiyikuanglaomujiwudehaitingrehu。
daixiashuangruizuowen，sijihuanmandiqidonglechezi，yifenzhongmeidaojiukaidaoleqianmiandechezhan。
gongchezhanqian，lujingchuanyijingdenghouduoshi，ganggangtakandaobuyuanchudegongchetinglexialai，ranhouxiashuangruishangleche，kecheziquechichimeiyouqidong。
suirantaxianglaibushigeaibaguaideren，danquebuzhizenme，xinlimomingdimengshengleyisihaoqi。
“kuaidiandea，nishangbushang！”
shifusihuyouhuifudaolewangridegongzuotaidu。
jianlujingchuanchichimeishanglai，bunaifandiyaohedao。
lujingchuanhuanguoshen，tizheshoushangdefanbubaobianshangleche，shangchehoumuguangzaichexianglisaoshileyiquan，zhidaokanjianneizhayandeyimohong。
他才放了心。
meixiangdaozheinvren，haizhenhuishuabaxi，shangchezheicaiduodagongfu，jiuyourenjitarangzuowei，kanlaitabunengdiaoyiqingxin。
chezijiuzheimekailechuqu。
lujingchuanhexiashuangruijiuxiangshimolurenyiban，shenzhiliangeyanshendoumeijiaohuiguoyici。
ershiduofenzhonghou，gongchebiandaolezhongdianzhan，huochezhan。
chengkemendoululuxuxudixialeche。
“guniangnizheishiqunaa，woerzikaisanlunzilaijiewo，yaobuwosongniyidaoba！”
“wei！niganjinxiaqu，yongdezhenisonga！”
sijishifuzaojiukanchuledashudebieyouyongxin，gangcaishicheshangrenduo，tabuganzayang，xianzaimeisharenlezhongyushilouchulehuliweiba。
beiyigeershiduosuidezhuangxiaohuozheimeyihechi，dashuzizhilikui，huiliuliudilinzhejikuangjiuxiachele。
erganggangbenyaokaikoudelujingchuan，huagangdaozuibianquebeixiaoshifuqiangleyibuxian。
“xiexienia！shifu！jintianyaobushipengdaoni，meizhunwodouganbushanghuochele。”
xiashuangruijianxinzheigeshijieshanghaishihaorenduode。
xiaoshifuyigaigangcaidexiongmoyang，yizhibuzhulianshangdexiaorong，naozhetoukanxianglexiashuangrui。
“meishier，yijiaochachedeshier，nizheishiyaoqujingchengdagonga？yigerenkededuojiaxiaoxin！”
“meiyou！wohetayiqide。”
xiashuangruizhilezhizhanzaihouchemen，zhengzhunbeiyaoxiachelujingchuan。
wenyan，lujingchuangangmaichuqudetui，xiangguanleqianyibanxuanzailebankongzhong。
“ni，nimenrenshia？”
小师傅一脸惊讶。
“他是我男人。”
xiashuangruiyudiaoqingsong，zheijuhuashitaguyishuode。
keyishijiafuqi，yekeyishihezuoguanxi，danzheibimoshengrenhaiyaolengmodetaidu，xiashuangruiqueshishibuxihuande。
zhenghaojiezheigejihui，shashazheiweizhangguanderuiqi。
lujingchuandelianmingxiankuaiyaolvle。
“aiyou！zheishidaobianle，yankanzhezijixifushouweiquwudongyuzhongderenhaizhenshao，wozailushangpaolezheimeduonian，haizhenshidiyicijian，niyaoshibushuowozhenyiweiniliangburenshini，duodadeshenchoudahena！”
xiaoshifushigeshuangkuaidexingzi，suiranzheiniantourenrendouduidangbingdeweiju，dantakebuchineiyitao，tayaoshinengqudaozheimepiaoliangdexifu，neitafeidejigongqilaibuke。
“shifu，taneirenjiushineizhongxingge！womenjiuxianzoule，budaraonigongzuole。”
shuohuajian，xiashuangruilazhelujingchuandegeboxialeche。
“shenzaifuzhongbuzhifu！”
xiaoshifudehuahaizaijixu。
xiashuangruidexindoukuaitidaosangziyanshangle，shengpazheigepiqizaodeduiyoufanji，neitajiushuyumeishierzhaoshierle。
“nibuyaowangxiangshuaxiaocongming。”
xialeche，lujingchuanhenhendishuaikaixiashuangruideshou，tadeshenshangqingkejianlongzhaoleyicengliqi，xiashuangruisihudouganjuedaowenduzhourandilejidu。
“wozhenshidigunile，burenshidelurendoubangzhenishuohua，wushijunren！wogelekendingyeshibeinidejiabiaoxiangmihuozhule！nibiewanglewoshuoguo，woshibuhuichengrenwomenzhijiandeguanxide。”
kanyangzilujingchuanzhenshishengqile，xiashuangruiyemeixiangdaotashigekaibuqiwanxiaoderen，danyigebazhangpaibuxiang，ruobushitaheizhelian，xiangshibierenqiantaqianyiban，tazenmenengzheiyang。
zhibuguoshixiwangshenghuomeitianyangguangcanlaneryi，nandaotabuzhidaoqingxushihuiyingxiangrendema？
nongdehaoxiangshitashangganzishengpuyiban。
哼！陌路就陌路！
benhaixiangduicishier，jieshiyixiadexiashuangrui，shiyuexiangyueshengqi。
xiangzhexiangzheyitaitou，tajingranyijingyigerenzouyuanle。
诶？
什么人啊？
tarenshengdibushudizoudiulezenmeban！
还军官呢？
jiusuanshiburenshi，shibushiyenengbangshangyibaa！
真是道德碎一地！
xiashuangruimangzhuileshangqu，xinligengshianzifashi，zheiyilujueduibuhuigentashuoyijuhua！