七零:炮灰路人靠吃瓜成仙了第23章

“nimenyeyaobanchulai?neiwobangniwenwenba!”

suiranyouxiekexinanzhunanpeibanlizhiqingdiangujihuishaokanhenduogua,danruanqinghehenqingchuzhongshengnvpeishibuhuifangguonanzhude,neimebuguannanzhubandaonalidoubuhuiqueshaodaguade。

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yourenyuanyizitaoyaobaobanchuqutahelebuweini!

kandaoyouxihouruanqinghejiubaliyanghanleguolai,rangqizijigencunzhangtanshengxiadeshiqing,zijizeshidaizhelixiaoxiaochufaqugannonghuole。

henshibushedeyuxiaojiemeigaobiehou,ruanqinghekaishilejiarulegezhucaodeduiwule。

“**,kanwobusilenidezui!”

turanbuyuanchunongzuodaduichuanlaileyishengcierjianruideshengyin,dunshiwanyaogecaoderuanqingheyanjingyilianglimarengxialiandao,feikuaidechongleguoqunasudurangfujindexiaoluobumendouzhangdalezuiba。

【jianchadaoyouchiguaxianchangxianyijinxingshoulu。】

zhijianyikedashuxiayijingzuozhehaojigedamazhengzaichiguale,qizhongyigejiushicunzhangdexifulindama,kandaopaoguolaideruanqinghehoulimashenshouyaoleyao,ruanqinghelimazouleguoquzuolexialai。

“linyi,zheishifashengshenmele?wozaineimeyuandoutingdaole。”

“wogennishuoxiaoruan,niyihoulinimenneigezhaomengeryuanyidian,zheibubeirenzhuadaoyucunlisuntianyuehui,beirenjiaweihunqijidangchangzhuadaole,nikanneizuidoukendetonghong。”

ruanqinghebuyoudeyanjingyiliang,zheizhaomengerjingranhaiganquzhaosuntian,zheicaiguoquleduojiujiuwanglezenmebeizhangyingyingzuozaidishangshanzuibazileme?zheidanzigoufeidele。

“zhangjiejie,wogensundagezhibuguoshishuoyixiehua,nizenmenengbufenqinghongzaobaidejiuwulairenni!”

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mengdibeizheigefengnvrenjidaduanle,zheiwuyishiyipenlengshuizhijiepoleguolai,dunshiyandidenuhuohenbudebazhangyingyingjiqiasile。

“goule,zhangyingyingzanmendehunshibuguojiushilaorenmendeyijuxiyan,woyushenmerenzoudejingenniyoushenmeguanxi,niyaoshizaizheimesapodehuajiubuyaoguaiwobukeqile。”

tingdaozheihuazhangyingyingdunshibuganzhixindekanleguoqu,zheihaishitayinxiangzhongduitawenroutitie(bingmeiyouhenlengdan),duitazhaoguyoujia(bingmeiyouzhibuguoshidiguoshui),duitafangxinanxu(bingmeiyouzhibuguoduishilejici)desundageme?

“aaa,hulijingdoushini,sundagejueduishibeinijimihuole!”

zhangyingyingyebuzhidaonalaideliqizhijiebasuntianjituidaoleyibian,henshibuqiaoneiyikuaizhenghaoyouyituoxinxiandeniushi,suntianmengdibeiyigujuliyituimeiyouwenzhuxiapan,yigeliangqiangbandaoleyikuaishitoushang,yuanbenyouxieqingxiudelianzhengzhenghaohaodechudaoniufenshang。

ruanqinghekandeqingchuneiniufenshanghaiyouxuduocangyingjiuzheimejinlesuntiandezuili,neichangmianbuyongduoxiangle,fanzhengruanqingheshimeiyanzaijixukanle。

“啊孙大哥!”

zhaomengerxianshiyilenglimajinghuleqilai,henshirouruodeshangqianbasuntianjifuleqilai,danshikanzheneimanlianshenhuangse,haiyouyixieheidiandelian,dunshiweilikaishirenbuzhufanjiangdaohaileqilai,danshiweilezhihoudejihuahaishirenzhumeitu,fanertiexindeconghuaizhongnachushoujuandijilesuntian。

cishizhangyingyingyijingbeisuntiandecanzhuangjijingzhule,kandaozhaomengerruciyifuzuozuozitai,dunshihuoqiyouchongleshanglai,shangqianyibazhuazhuzhaomengerdeshouwan,gangdasuanbarenjitiqilaijiaoxunyidundeshihou。

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“呕!滚!呕!”

yizhangzuijiushineiguziniufenweidunshirangsuntianganouleqilai,cishidaduizhanghecunzhangzhejidezouleguolai,kandaoxianchangzheimeluanhonghongde,dunshidaduizhangdeliandouyouxietieqingle。

“nimendouhenxianme?haibuqu**mendehuo,shibushigongfendoubuxiangyaole。”

zhongrenlimadekuaisudezhanleqilai,bijingdaduizhangfahuohaishibijiaokepade,lindamalazheruanqinghejiulikailezheili。

“linyi,zheigezhangyingyinggensuntianshishenmeqingkuang?”

zaiyuanzhuzhongzheigezhangyingyingshimeiyouhuoguozheigedongtiande,jutidesiyinjiushibeiyibidaiguo,shuoshidongtianbuxiaoxindiaodaobingkulonglidongside,danshikanzhegangcaisuntiandeneigeyanshen,ruanqinghezenmeyebuxinzhangyingyingdesishigeyiwai。

“zhangyingyingjialiqingkuangdaoshiputong,buguotajiujiuzaimeizhengonganjuzhonggongzuo,dangnianzhangjiahesunjiaguanxinhenbucuo,suoyijialilaorenjiusuikoudingxiazheigewawaqinde。”

guaibudesuntiangangcaidiuleneimedalianyebugannazhangyingyingzenmeyang,yuanlaishirenjiahoumianyourena!bijingzheiniandaidegonganhaishihenyouweishelide。

yulindamagaobiehouruanqinghejiujixuzijidegecaodayele。

zheigesuntianxinxingyindu,chushouhenla,zaihoumiangengshiweilezhaomengerzuolehenduoshangtianhailideshi,zheizhongrenruanqinghebiranshibuhuifangguode,dexianjitalaidianjiaoxunbijiaohao。

meiguoduojiujiujiandaosuntianyibianzoulu,yibanganoudewangjializouqu,ruanqinghebiankanlexiasichurendouzaiganhuo,jiuduozaileyigeshuhoumianquchulemeiyunfu。

“heng!niufenjiranzheimehaochi,jiurangniyicixingchidegou!qu!”

meiyunfuhuachengyidaobaiguangsherulesuntiandebeihou,ruanqinghezuijiaotiaoqileyimolengxiao,rangnizheimeqingyiʝʂɠdesibianyinile,zhenghaonanishishizheigemeiyunfudeweiliruhe。

suntianzouzhezouzhezhiganjuebeihouyileng,buyoudedaqileyigeduosuo,huitoukanlekanyemeiyoufashengyichang,gangdasuanhuitoudeshihou,zhitingbozihenshiqingcuidekacayisheng。

“啊,我的脖子。”

suntianmengdicanjiaoleyisheng,zuojiaogangmaichuquzhijuedejiaoxinyitong,yigenbuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxiandedingzizhijiezhatoulexiedi,dunshitengdesuntianyi**zuolexiaqu,meichengxiangyimeituqideshizizhijiezhengzhongjuhua。