“咳咳……咳。”
qiaoxinghuanghudezhengkaiyan，touzhangtengdelihai。
zheishinaer？zheichangjingzenmekandouxiangshiqibashiniandaidenongcun。
tajidezijizhengzaipaiyibuxiandaidoushiju，zhongjianzaipianchangxiuxileyihui，zenmeyixinglaidaolezheigeguidifang。
“啪——”
qiaoxinghaimeinongmingbaizahuishi，lianshangjiuaileyibazhang。
“xiaolangtizi，weileyigehaobuxianggandenanrennijingranqutiaohe，laoniangbailachenizheimedale！”
qiaoxingbeidadelianshangyizhenhuolaladeteng，toufayebeineigenvrenyibajiuzhule。
“si……nisheia？！ganmadawo?”
nvrenyitingqiaoxingzheihua，dunshigenglaiqile，yibajiangtacongchuangshangzhuaiqilai，“niwenwoshishei？woshinima！zenme？haixiangjiwozhuangshiyi，wogaosuniqiaoxing，mingtiannijiujiwogunquhanshouzhangjiapeizui！”
韩首长？等等。
qiaoxing，tiaohe，hanshouzhang......？
zheibushiqianliangtianzijikandeyibenniandaiwenxiaoshuoma？
mofeizijichuanshule？haichuandaoleyigemingyunqicanhezijitongmingdeedunvpeishenshang？
qiaoxingyiduhuaiyineibenshushitaheifenxiede，yinweizheilimiande“qiaoxing”genxianshizhongtabujinmingziyiyang，lianyezhangdeyimoyiyang，doushibazhangdadexiaolian，taohuayan，tingbadanshixiaoqiaodebizi，yingtaoxiaozui，butukouhongdouyansexianyandezuichun。
wuguandaoshibucuo，jiushitanchi，yishenzifeirou，gujiyou140jinle！
guanjianshizhei“qiaoxing”jiejutaiqicanbeiliangle。
ruoshimeijicuodehua，tayinggaishichuandaolenvpeidezhizijiyaojiajihanyufenghoupazijiyihouzaiyejianbudaomengzhongqingrenyushijiuxunleduanjian。
tajideshulizhihoudejuqingzouxiangshinvpeizaizijiguimizhaoxiaohongdecuanduozhixiazaiquhanshouzhangjiadelushangtaole，jieguobeirenshejidiuleqingbai，naodemancunfengyuzuihouzhihaojiajiledianwutadeshaziwanglaizi，zuihouhaibeijiabaoliuchanersi……
qiaoxingbuzhidaozijiweishenmehuilaidaozheili。
buguo，jilaizhi，zeanzhi。
tahaibuxingaibianbulezijidemingyun。
“haishazuozheganshenme，ganjinqilaishoushishoushiquhanshouzhangjia，nizaiyaozhengshenmeyaoezi，zixilaoniangbalenizheizhangpi。”
yaobushitagonggongyuanlaizaizhanchangshangjiulehanshouzhangyiming，hanshouzhangweilebaodajiumingzhien，jiujitaxiaoerzihanyufengheqiaoxingdingleqin。
jieguosheizhidaozheixiaojiantizijuranbeiyigezhiqingmileyan，tiantiantianbuzhichidezhuizaibierenpiguhoumianpao，nongdecunlichuandefeifeiyangyang。
bierenxiangyaozheigejihuidouyaobudao，zheixiaotizidaohao，jingranbuyaoliandepaoqutiaohe。
“biemomocengcengde，ganjinqilai！”
chuxiadezaochenhaiyoudianliang，yuanzhuzheigefangjian，ganjuesichudouloufeng，mingmingyijingwuyuele，qiaoxingjuranlengdedaleyigeduosuo。
tanaqiyifuyikan，renbuzhupiepiezui。
土的不能再土。
qiaoxingrenmingdehuanshangleyifu，ranhoufanchujiandaobakujiaoneilidepijinjiankai，yitiaolaotudeshoujiaokushunjianbianchengleshaoweibuneimechoudezhitongkuotuiku，zaibachenyizhadaokuzili。
“nizenmehaimeigaohao，renjiahanshouzhangdoushangmenlaile！”yaojinfengdenglebantianyemeijianqiaoxingchumen，qijibaihuaidetuimenjinlai，yibiantuizheyibianma，mazhemazhe，tahuayinyidun。
愣在了原地。