第5章

“好。”

tangxiaorouzirandiantouyingleyisheng,zhihoujiuzhunbeixianhuiqule。

“yaobuyaowosongnihuiqu。”

xiangdaotangjianeixierendezuilian,tangxiaoroujuedebashenhuaixudaihuiqushigebucuodexuanze,yincidiantoushuodao:“hao,neiwomenyiqihuiqu。”

diyicishangmen,shenhuaixukendingbunengkongshouguoqu,zhibuguohaibudengtaduomaiyixielipin,jiubeitangxiaoroujizhizhile,“buyongmaineimeduo,yisiyisijiuxing。”

suirantangxiaorouyizhizaiquanzu,danshenhuaixuhaishimaileyiguanmairujing、yipiximianbu、liangpinggaoliangjiu、lianggeshuiguoguantou、liangjinhongtangheliangjinjidangao。

kanzhezheimeduodongxi,tangxiaorourenbuzhushuodao:“zhenbuyongmaineimeduo,tangjiachulewoma,meiyigehaode。”

huiqudelushang,tangxiaoroubatangjiadeqingkuangxiangxijieshaoleyibian,zuihoushuodao:“wodasuanrangwomahetangjianshelihun,suoyidengqusuijundeshihou,wohuibawomayedaishang。”

shenhuaixumeixiangdaotangxiaoroujialishizheiyangdeqingkuang,yejingyayutayouyongqirangfumulihun,buyouduokanletayiyan,shuodao:“hao,dangranmeiwenti。”

jianshenhuaixuhaobuyouyudidaying,tangxiaorouduitadeyinxianggenghaole,lianshangyeduolejifenxiaorong。

zhibuguodengtadaojiahou,lianshangdexiaorongsandeyiganerjing。

“我妈呢?”

tangxiaorouzaijializhaoleyiquandoumeizhaodaoqinxueqiong,manlianbingshuangdikanxiangletangjianshe。

tangjianshemeiyouhuida,ershizhizheshenhuaixuwendao:“tashishei?”

“我说,我妈呢?”

tangxiaorouxiangdaoqinxueqiongweinverzuodeneixieshi,jiupatachushile,cikekanxiangtangjianshedemuguanghaowuwendu。

tangjianshekandaonverwushitadewenti,haiyongneiyangdeyanshenkanta,yigemeirenzhu,liaoqixiuzijiuyaoshangqianzouren。

shenhuaixutingshendangzaitangxiaoroumianqian,shensebunuziwei,“niyaoganshenme?”

“wozouwozijidenverzenmele,niganjinjiworangkai。”tangjianshekanzheyanqiangaodadenanren,daodibuganjixuwangqianchong,zhinengselineirendihoudao:“zheishiwomenzijiadeshiqing,lunbudaonizheigewairenlaiguan。”

“woshitangxiaorougangchezhengdezhangfu,busuanwairen,dangrannengguan。”

“什么!!”

tangjianshekanlekanshenhuaixu,youkanlekantangxiaorou,lishengwendao:“nimenjiehunle?shenmeshihoudeshier?”dangtafaxianjialidehukoububujiandeshihou,jiuzhidaoshiqingyaozao,xianzaiguoranrutasuoliao,tangxiaorouzheigechouyatousuibianzhaogerenjiehunle。

tangxiaorouquemeineigenaixinquhuidatangjianshedewenti,tajianzijijialimeizhaodaoqinxueqiong,jiudasuanquerlaozhudezhuwuhedafangneibiankankan。

jiantangxiaorouyaozou,tangjianshelikehedao:“niganshenmequ。”

tangxiaoroulidoumeilitangjianshe,zhibentanglaoyezihetanglaotaitaidezhuwu。

shenhuaixufangxiadongxihou,yeganjingenleguoqu。

“ma,nizainaer,ma……”

tangxiaorouchongjinwuhou,haibudengtaaigefangjianzhaoren,jiubeitanglaotaitaijilanzhule,“hanshenmehan,nimameizaizheier。”

buguohenkuai,tajiukandaolegenzhejinwudeshenhuaixu,shangshangxiaxiadaliangyifanhou,wendao:“nishishei?”

paozhezhuiguolaidetangjiansheganjinjieshidao:“niang,tashitangxiaorouneigejianyatougangchezhengdenanren,jialidehukoubuguoranshiqinxueqionghetangxiaorouzheiduimunvtoude,jiushiweilerangtangxiaorouquchezheng。”

tingdaozheihua,tanglaotaitaideliansezhijiechenlexialai,sisididingzhetangxiaorouwendao:“nizhendeyijingchezhengle?”

tangxiaoroukandaotanglaotaitaiyaochirendemuguang,lengxiaoyisheng,dao:“dui,woyijinglingzhengle,suoyinimensilezheitiaoxinba,woshibuhuijiajiyangerzhude。”

kandaotangxiaoroudiantouchengren,tanglaotaitaiyizhenggemeirenzhu,tuoxiaxiedijiuyaochouren。