“好。”
tangxiaorouzirandiantouyingleyisheng,zhihoujiuzhunbeixianhuiqule。
“yaobuyaowosongnihuiqu。”
xiangdaotangjianeixierendezuilian,tangxiaoroujuedebashenhuaixudaihuiqushigebucuodexuanze,yincidiantoushuodao:“hao,neiwomenyiqihuiqu。”
diyicishangmen,shenhuaixukendingbunengkongshouguoqu,zhibuguohaibudengtaduomaiyixielipin,jiubeitangxiaoroujizhizhile,“buyongmaineimeduo,yisiyisijiuxing。”
suirantangxiaorouyizhizaiquanzu,danshenhuaixuhaishimaileyiguanmairujing、yipiximianbu、liangpinggaoliangjiu、lianggeshuiguoguantou、liangjinhongtangheliangjinjidangao。
kanzhezheimeduodongxi,tangxiaorourenbuzhushuodao:“zhenbuyongmaineimeduo,tangjiachulewoma,meiyigehaode。”
huiqudelushang,tangxiaoroubatangjiadeqingkuangxiangxijieshaoleyibian,zuihoushuodao:“wodasuanrangwomahetangjianshelihun,suoyidengqusuijundeshihou,wohuibawomayedaishang。”
shenhuaixumeixiangdaotangxiaoroujialishizheiyangdeqingkuang,yejingyayutayouyongqirangfumulihun,buyouduokanletayiyan,shuodao:“hao,dangranmeiwenti。”
jianshenhuaixuhaobuyouyudidaying,tangxiaorouduitadeyinxianggenghaole,lianshangyeduolejifenxiaorong。
zhibuguodengtadaojiahou,lianshangdexiaorongsandeyiganerjing。
“我妈呢?”
tangxiaorouzaijializhaoleyiquandoumeizhaodaoqinxueqiong,manlianbingshuangdikanxiangletangjianshe。
tangjianshemeiyouhuida,ershizhizheshenhuaixuwendao:“tashishei?”
“我说,我妈呢?”
tangxiaorouxiangdaoqinxueqiongweinverzuodeneixieshi,jiupatachushile,cikekanxiangtangjianshedemuguanghaowuwendu。
tangjianshekandaonverwushitadewenti,haiyongneiyangdeyanshenkanta,yigemeirenzhu,liaoqixiuzijiuyaoshangqianzouren。
shenhuaixutingshendangzaitangxiaoroumianqian,shensebunuziwei,“niyaoganshenme?”
“wozouwozijidenverzenmele,niganjinjiworangkai。”tangjianshekanzheyanqiangaodadenanren,daodibuganjixuwangqianchong,zhinengselineirendihoudao:“zheishiwomenzijiadeshiqing,lunbudaonizheigewairenlaiguan。”
“woshitangxiaorougangchezhengdezhangfu,busuanwairen,dangrannengguan。”
“什么!!”
tangjianshekanlekanshenhuaixu,youkanlekantangxiaorou,lishengwendao:“nimenjiehunle?shenmeshihoudeshier?”dangtafaxianjialidehukoububujiandeshihou,jiuzhidaoshiqingyaozao,xianzaiguoranrutasuoliao,tangxiaorouzheigechouyatousuibianzhaogerenjiehunle。
tangxiaorouquemeineigenaixinquhuidatangjianshedewenti,tajianzijijialimeizhaodaoqinxueqiong,jiudasuanquerlaozhudezhuwuhedafangneibiankankan。
jiantangxiaorouyaozou,tangjianshelikehedao:“niganshenmequ。”
tangxiaoroulidoumeilitangjianshe,zhibentanglaoyezihetanglaotaitaidezhuwu。
shenhuaixufangxiadongxihou,yeganjingenleguoqu。
“ma,nizainaer,ma……”
tangxiaorouchongjinwuhou,haibudengtaaigefangjianzhaoren,jiubeitanglaotaitaijilanzhule,“hanshenmehan,nimameizaizheier。”
buguohenkuai,tajiukandaolegenzhejinwudeshenhuaixu,shangshangxiaxiadaliangyifanhou,wendao:“nishishei?”
paozhezhuiguolaidetangjiansheganjinjieshidao:“niang,tashitangxiaorouneigejianyatougangchezhengdenanren,jialidehukoubuguoranshiqinxueqionghetangxiaorouzheiduimunvtoude,jiushiweilerangtangxiaorouquchezheng。”
tingdaozheihua,tanglaotaitaideliansezhijiechenlexialai,sisididingzhetangxiaorouwendao:“nizhendeyijingchezhengle?”
tangxiaoroukandaotanglaotaitaiyaochirendemuguang,lengxiaoyisheng,dao:“dui,woyijinglingzhengle,suoyinimensilezheitiaoxinba,woshibuhuijiajiyangerzhude。”
kandaotangxiaoroudiantouchengren,tanglaotaitaiyizhenggemeirenzhu,tuoxiaxiedijiuyaochouren。