第3章 一句话的快递

zhouzeziranbujiqihengmianzi,yijiaojiangtachuaikai。

yanjianqihengshuaidao,zhongrendajing,ganmangshangqianchanfu。

yetianmiansedunshichenxialai,qihengkeshiweiyiguanxintaderen,jingganzaitamianqiandongshou!

zhouzesongkaiyigenvren,piqizhizhezhongren:“qijia,biejilianbuyaolian!liangtian……bu,ershisixiaoshi,yaoshizaibuzuojueding,nimendoudesi!”

qihengdoukuaijiebushangqi,zuilihaimazhe:“keke,chusheng,chusheng……”

yetianwangqianyibu,lengmoningshizhouzeshuodao:“wojiniershisixiaoshi,zhoujiaquanjiaguolaiguididaoqian,fouze,zhoujiasi!”

zhouzeshenshileyiyan,yanqianmoguoliangguang:“yo,zheibushiyejiadashao,juranhaimeisi?”

meidengyetianhuida,zhouzeziguzidaxiao,“ha,wodouwangle,nitemexianzaijiushigefeiwu,haha!zenmezhe,xiangtiqijiachutou?jiuni,yepei?”

yetianshuangmoulinran:“shierxiaoshi!”

“shiergeluan!”zhouzetingzhikuangxiao,jianglianggeyaoraonvrentuikai,lianshangjinshibiyi,“feiwu,jiupingni,nengbawozenyang……”

嘭!

huadoumeidengshuowan,yetianturanyijiaochuaiguoqu,zhengzhongzhouzefubu,barenjichuaifeichuqu。

“啊!”

zhongrenbuyoujinghu,lianggeyaoraonvrenganjinpaochuquchanfu,yangyanjuandengrenyejingdaile。

zhouzeyizhenjiaotongdepaqi,nuranzhizheyetian:“nigefeiwujinggandawo?!hao,haodehen,qijia,woyaonimensi!”

yibianshuozhe,yibianjinghuangtaochushoujidadianhua。

“ba,qijiabuyuanyihezuo,qijiahaishuole,yaogenwomenzhoujiaduanjueguanxi,haiyaochidiaowomendechanye。ba,nimashangpairenguolai,gandiaotamen……”

budengshuowan,yetianmengdikuabuguoqu。lianggeyaoraonvrenjinghuangduokai,zhouzeheniaodeduobi,yetianbatadeshoujiqiangguolai。

“zhoujia,jinishiergexiaoshi。”yetianshuowanzhijieguaduan,jiangshoujirengjizhouze。

“ni,ni……”zhouzeqideliandoulvle,zhizheyetianqueshuobuchugesuoyiran。

yetiandanmoxieyan:“wozenyang,zaidaniyidun?”

zhouzehedeyijiling,canghuangwangmenkoupao,zuilihaimamalielie:“nigefeiwu,nijiwodengzhe。qijia,nimenjiwodengzhe。wo,wohuiqujiaoren。”

dengzhouzezouyuan,yangyanjuanfenranzhizheyetian:“nigewonangfei,nijinggandazhoushao,nishiyaowomenqijiasia!?”

“jiushia,zheibushihuoshangjiaoyoushishenme?haishierxiaoshi,rangrenjiaquanjiadengmendaoqian,tayiweitashisheia。”

“wanlewanle,womenqijiapashiwanle……”

buguzhongrendenuma,yetianzhuanguoshen,duizheqihengzhengzhongdao:“qishunifangxin,ququyigezhoujia,wogenbenbufangzaiyanli。”

zheihuarangzhongrengengshifenkai,yangyanjuanshenzhibaotiaorulei,magebuting。

yizhimeihangshengdeqihengdashengdao:“chaoshenmechao,shidaorujin,zouyibusuanyibu,chaoyoushenmeyong?”

zhongrenzheicaitingzhiyilun,zhishiyanshenchongmanlebiyiheyuanhen。jiuyinweizheifeiwudaleren,qijiachediwanle。

kanqifenbutaihao,yetianyebuhaoduozuotingliu。buguo,qihengzhiyiyaorangqixuekaichesongyetianlikai。

chezicongqijiabieshuchulai,qixueyishengbuhang,lianshangzongdaizheshiwangyuyane。yetianyebushuohua,danrandebimuyangshen。

chenmoxujiu,qixuehurankaikou:“yetian,wobayouyicuohewomen,dannibieduoxiang,wobukenengxihuanni。”

yetianhuanhuanzhengkaiyan,miansedanran:“ng!”

qixueximeiweining:“zhoujiadeshi,niyoumeiyoushenmebanfa?”

yetiandanmohuida:“ququyigezhoujia,mingtiantamenhuiguizheqiuniraoshu。”

“你……**!”

qixuerenbuzhumaqilai,zaitakanlai,yetianzheishibingrugaohuang,wuyaokejiu。

zhenxiangbutong,yiqianzijizenmehuibatadangzuonanshen,haiduitachongmanchongbai!

tayikeyebuxianggenzheigewonangfeidaizaiyiqile,hengzhemei,“zhunagejiudian?”

yetianyijiudanran:“daguantianxia。”

“daguantianxia?”qixuelengleyixia,henkuaifanyingguolai,gadeyixiachache,“nidangwoshaa,daguantianxiabushijiudian,shiwomenlanchengzuishehuadebieshuqu。jiusuanbawomenqijiaquanmaile,yebugouzaineilimaigecesuo!”

“滚下车!”

yetianlandejieshi,kaimenxiache,qixuelijicaiyoumen,chezihongdeyixiajiuzoule。

musongchezilikai,yetiantaochushouji,botongtianquandedianhua。“woyaozhoujiasuoyourendeziliao……”

周家别墅内。

zhoujiajiazhuzhouyulincikezhengzuozaishafashang,meitoujinsuodekanzheshouji。ganggenerzizhouzetongdianhua,erzishuodaoyiban,turanyougemoshengshengyin。

nandao,erzizaiqijiachushile?

meidengduoxiang,guanjiazhejipaojinlai:“laoye,waimianlailelianglaosilaisi,shuoshiyougekuaidiyaosongjinin。”

zhouyulindajing,laosilaisisongkuaidi?

zhouyulinchuquyingjie,yuanyuandibianjiandaozhanxindeheiselaosilaisitingzaimenkou,kandaochepai,zhouyulinmengdigedengyixia。

zheishi,dilongshanzhuangdechepai!

lanchengdelaosilaisibushao,kezhanxindemeijiliang,zhouyulindouqingchuzhurenshishei。

dilongshanzhuang,neikeshiqixingjituandechanye,lanchengzuishenmizuibunengrededifang!

tingshuoqixingjituanzuijinyouyizailanchengkuodachanye,nanbucheng,kanzhongzhoujia,yaoyuzhoujiahezuo?

ruguozhoujianengdedaoqixingjituandezhichi,napazhishiqixingjituanqixiazuicideyigexiangmu,zuyirangzhoujiazaijinianneishizhifanjibei。

naoziyijiling,zhouyulindebufajiakuai,pobujidaiganguoqu。

chemendakai,yigeshenchuanheisexizhuangdenanzixialai。meidengzhouyulinkaikou,nanzidanmodao:“zhoujiajiazhu,zhouyulin?”

duifangyuqitingao,zhouyulinyinyinyouxiebuman,diantouyingdao:“woshizhouyulin,nishi?”

“qixingjituankuaidiyuan。”nanzimeiyourenheganqing。

zhouyulinmengdiyijiling,xindiyizhenjidong。nandao,qixingjituanzhenyaogenzhoujiahezuo,fuchizhoujia?

zhitingnanzijixudao,“zhishiyijuhua。”

额……

zhouyulinlengle,yijuhuayenengchengkuaidi?

meidengzhouyulinduoxiang,nanzilengmodeyigeziyigezibengchu,“nierzihenyong。”

nanzimeiyouduoyudejieshi,shangchezoule。

zhouyulinmule,mimangdekanzhecheziyuanqu。

你儿子很勇?

jiuwugezi,pairenkailaosilaisichuanda,zheishishenmezhuangkuang?

mengran,zhouyulinganjuegusuilifantengzheyiguliangyi,lianseweibian。nandaoshierzichuanghuo,releqixingjituan?

cishi,houbiandeguanjiadishengdao:“laoye,shaoyehuilaile。”