第5章 我没那么好糊弄

tiangangliang,qijiabieshuyijinghenrenao。menkoutinglehaoduoche,yuanzilizhanmanleren,rerenaonao。

datingnei,zhouyulinfuzigenqihengyijiazuozaishafashang。

cishidezhouzeyifuguaiqiaodeyangzi,xinliquebiemendehen。

zhouzezhenxiangbutong,zuowanfuqindaodijianleshei,yixiazibiandezheimesong,haifeiyaorangtamenquanjiaguolaidaoqian。zheiyetaimeimianzile,zuotiantacaizaizheifanghenhua,rujintiangangliangjiudelairensong。

qihengbengzheshensebushuohua,xindiqueshihuyi,zhoujiadaodidashenmesuanpan?

yangyanjuangenqixuezeshixinjing,nandaozhenshiyinweiyetiandeyuangu,zhoujiapale?

zhouyulinlvxiandapoganga,chengkendeshuodao:“shizaibuhaoyisi,zhouzetataihulaile。zuijinyinweimangyuduikanglianmengdeshi,hulveleduitadeguanjiao,zaochengxianzaizheigejumian,shiwodeguocuo,haiwangjianliang。”

taiduxiangdangzhencheng,youqitidaoleduikanglianmeng,yeshiqijiamuqianzuodeshi。

qihengxinzhongyouhuo,youbuhaofazuo,bianyingfudediantou:“ng,nianqingrennanmianchongdong。”

zhouyulinxishangmeishao,jingenzheshuodao:“duidui,taichongdongle。zhouze,haibukuaijiqishushutamendaoqian?”

zhouzebuqingbuyuandeqishenjugongdaoqian,qijiaderenziranyebuhaoweinan,bianjieshoule。

raner,zhengdangzhouzedaoqianguohouxiangyaozhanzhi,yetiandeshengyinchuanlai:“woshuodeshi,quanjiaguixiadaoqian!”

yidaodaomuguangdunshiluodaoyetianshenshang,zhouyulinyebuliwai。

zuotianzhouzeyijingbayetiandeqingkuangshuoqing,buguoshiqinianqianyejiadiuqideyigefeiwu,zhibudingxianzaihaizaibeiyejiazhuisha。

zhouyulinyilianhuyidedaliangzheyetian,naozibuduanshanxianzuotianqixingjituandeyijuhuakuaidi。nandao,zheirengenqixingjituanyouguan?

yetiandabuzouguolai,fushizhezhouze,lengxiaodao:“womeineimehaohunong,guixia!”

zhouzelijizhanzhiqilai,maozhehuonuhe:“yetian,nibieqirentaishen!niyiweiwoshiyinweinilaidaoqiande?nigefeiwu,bupei!”

zheihuayichu,yangyanjuandengrenxinzhongyilvdunshidaxiao。

jiuzhidao,zhoujiazenmekenenghuipata!

qixueshenzhizichaodexiaoleyixia,fangcaitahaizhenjuedezhoujiashiyinweiyetianerlai,duiyetianranqileyisiqipan。rujinxianglai,zijizhenkexiao。

yangyanjuanlvedaixianqiqingheng:“yetian,nibiedengbizishanglian。zheishiwomenliangjiadeshi,gennizheigewairenyoushenmeguanxi,nijiushijianbudewomenliangjiahehao。”

yetianwushijirendetaidu,binglengningshizhouze,shuangmoushanshuoshayi。

zhouyulinliuyiyetiandelianse,naozilingguangyishan,mengranyangqishouchaozhezhouzedenaodaihenhenchouguoqu。

啪!

zhouzecubujifang,beichoudeshuaizaishafashang。

“啊……”

yangyanjuangenqixuerenbuzhujingjiaoqilai,qihengyekanshayanle。

zhouzebeichoudeermingwengweng,bukesiyihuitou:“ba,ta,tajiushiyejianeigefeiwu……”

“fangsi!”zhouyulinweiyandahe,“buguantashishei,jirannizuocuole,jiugaiguixiadaoqian!”

“爸,他……”

“worangniguixia,yaoburan,wodaduannidetui!”zhouyulinnuranzhizhezhouze。

zhouyulinzhizhidaoshiqingbukenengzheimeqiaohe,yetianzuotianchuxianzaiqijiabingfanglehenhua,qixingjituanjiuzhaoshangmen。

erqie,ruguoyetianzhenshifeiwu,zenmekenengrucixiongyouchengzhu,kendingyouwenti。

齐家,不能惹!

kanzhouyulinneifennueryouzhengningdeyangzi,zhouzehaizhenhedaole,duoduosuosuodecongshafashangpaxialai,jidubuganxindeguidi。

qihengyijiasankoujiuzheimedaidaidekanzhe,wanquanmeifanyingguolai。

qihenghuanhuanzhanqi,yazhezhenjing,shenchendao:“suanleba,womenliangjiayuanbenyemeiyoutaidamaodun。”

zhouyulinqueanzhuzhouzedenaodaiburangtaqilai,zhengzhongdao:“zhoujiaguanjiaowufang,rangzheinizidaochuxiaozhangshuaheng,haiwangjianliang。”

zhouyulinchengkendedixiatou,tongshiyonglibazhouzedenaodaienxiaqu。zhouzebiequ,zhinengditourencuo。

yetianbuhangsheng,tacaidechu,zhouyulinyinggaishichajuedaozijigenqixingjituanyouguanxile。

yetianbushuohua,zhouyulinyebugantaitou。ningkenrencuoren,yebuyuanzhendezui,zheishizhouyulindexintai。

yangyanjuangenqixuemudengkoudai,qihengxiudaoyisimaoni,cetoukanzheyetian:“xiaotian,yaoburanjiusuanle?”

yetianzheicaikaikou:“wotingqishude。”

zhouyulinzheicaisongkaizhouzedenaodai,zhouzeyilianyuanhendemanmanzhanqi,jinyaozheyayoubuganshuohua,ganggangbeichoudeerduoshengteng。

yangyanjuandangzhenzhuanbuguowanlai,zenmeganjue,zhoujiazhendehenpayetianzheigefeiwu?

nandao,zhoujiahaiyiweiyetianyijiushiyejiadashao?

对,肯定是这样!

tamenkendingrenwei,jiusuanyetianbeiganchuyejia,neiyeshiyejiaderen,rebuqi!

xinxiangzhe,yangyanjuanyoujileyetianyigexianqideyanshen,suihouduizhezhouyulinduijixiaorong:“aiya,nianshaoqingkuang,zaisuonanmiandema,zhouzongbuyongzheimekeqi。”

“yaodeyaode。”zhouyulinpeizhexiao,“zheishiyingxiangjiqielie,duinimenqijiazaochengdesunshi,woshenganbaoqian。”shuohuajian,chongzhouzeshilegeyanse。

zhouzeyaxiaxintouyumen,jichumianqiangdexiaorong:“qishushu,wotingshuo,xiawuqixingjituanyaozaiwomenlanchengjubanshangyejuhui,yaoqinglanchengsuoyoudajiazucanjia。”

yangyanjuanliangyandunshifangguang:“qixingjituan?jiushineigequanguozuifuyoudejituan?”

“bushiquanguo,shiquanqiuzuifuyou!”qixuepoweijidongdechaguohua,liangyanjinshichongbai,“tingshuo,qixingjituanbeihouhaiyoulongshendian,guangshiqixingjituanjiuyouqigezhanshen,zuiqiangdedangshutianquanzhanshen。”

duiyuqixingjituan,qixuechongmanlechongbai,zaitakanlai,qixingjituanjiushizhigaowushangdecunzai!

yangyanjuandaoxilekouliangqi,cuicuzhe:“xiaoze,nizhibuzhidaotamenzainalibanjuhuia?yaoshiwomenyenengdedaoqixingjituandezhichi,jiubupatamenshenmelianmengle。”

zhouzedunshideyi,zhengzhunbeichuixu,zhouyulinhenhendengyan,zhouzedunshiweile。

zhouyulinjieguohua:“henyihan,womenzhinengdatingdaoxiawusandianzaidilongshanzhuang。zhoujia,yemeinengnadaoqingtie。juwosuozhi,zheicinengnadaoqingtiede,doushilanchengshuyishuerdedajiazu。”

qihengsanrenyoushiyizhenxinjing,zheiqixingjituanpaichangkezhenda。

zhouyulinliuyiyetiandeshentai,yetianshizhongyilianlengmo。zhouyulinyoudao:“buguo,womenkeyidaoneibiandeng,yaoshiyunqihao,zhibudingnengpengdaoqixingjituanderen。”

qihengshenchendao:“buguanzenyang,zonggaishiyishi,yaoburanwomenbeidayadechuanguoqile。”

“xiawurangzhouzedailu,tayoudianmenlu。”

“neiganqinghao,xiaoxueniyeguoqu,nimennianqingrengengrongyiwangqianji。yaoshinenghunjinqu,womenqijiajiufadale……”