mingmingtazheijirishuijuedoushizaiyizishangdazuoruding，nandaoyuanyingqiyeyaoshuichuang？
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jingjiedieluoshijianhenyanzhongdeshi，suizaishizunbangzhuxiawodegenjiyijingwengu，danxuyaozhangqidiaoyang。
yushishizunmeirilixingjiwozhenjiu，weilezhuanyizhenjiudetengtonghekongju，wojiuhuiduizhexitongshuosaohua。
yikaishixitonghaiyaorangwojinyan，houlaibianmanmanxiguanle，buzaiguanwo，woyufadadanleqilai，zhijieduizheshizunduiliankaida。
“shizundezui，gouhundegui。”
“shizunshuaidehaochangkuang！woweishizunzhuangnanqiang！”
meidangzheigeshihou，shizunjiuhuiqideerduotonghong，ranhoujiangzhenqiningyuzhenjian，henhenzhawoyixia，yishichengjie。
“wuaaaa……xieqingxuan！ninengbunengqingdian！”
wotengdezhihutademinghui，ruodadedianneijieshiwodeguikulanghao。
“让你嘴皮。”
yebuzhishisheizouloulefengsheng，shuojinriliuchuanqingyundaoneiweiqinglengzichideshizunxieqingxuan，jitianyishiguilaizhihoudianneibianyouleyiweijiaoxiudaolv，congbulumian。
youaitingbaguadedaoyouyongyishenshitouting，shichangnengtingdaodianneishuangxiudemimizhiyin，chucizhiwaizaiwuqita。
zheishiwoconghoudianchuquliuwandeshihouhemennei**meimenliaobaguashizhidaode。
kewomingmingjidedangchuweiletoutouquzhaoshixiong，wochanghuixianlaishizunzheilitantingtashifouwaichu，quezongbeijinzhigejue。
shizunfaligaoqiang，meiyourennengchuantoushizundejinzhi，chufeishitaguyifangshui。
woguiguisuisuiliuhuidiannei，shengpabeitarenzhuangpowojiushitadianneide“shuangxiudaolv”。
suiranwoduishizundeqingmurulangsihu，danwobijingshadouhaimeilaozhe，jiuxianchuankaile，henkuidehaobuhao。
woqihonghongtuikaishizundefangmen：
“xieqingxuan！nishibushiguyide！womenshuohuadeshengyintamentingbudao，pianpianjiutingdaonijiwozhenjiudeshengyin！”
shizuntiaoletiaomei：“zenme，nipingrilisaohualianpiandoubulianhong，beibierenchuanliangju，fandaohaixiule？”
“neibuyiyang！wosaoyezhiduixihuanderensao，danzaiwaimianyeshiyoubaofudehaobuhao？！”
shizunturanshanxiandaowoshenqian，bawokunzaimenbian，yuqiwanwei：“e？zhiduixihuanderen？”
wozongganjuezuijindeshizunyouxiebutaiyiyang。
wozheigerenba，xianglaizhihuikouchukuangyan，leishengdayudianxiao，mianduishizuncikemeihuobandetiaoxin，daoturanyouxiexinxu。
wobuganzhishitadeyanjing，yangzhuangzhendingzeleyisheng，tuituitadexiongtang：“zheigebushizhongdian。”
“那重点是什么？”
“zhongdianshirujinmenneishengchuan，nijinwuzangjiao，riyeshuangxiu。yaoshibeibierenzhidaoshiwo，wozheilaolianwangnalige？！”
“zenme，yuweishishuangxiu，nijuedediulian？”
我顿时语塞。
zaixiuxianjieli，shuangxiukezhujingjiekuaisutisheng，youqishishuangxiudaolvxiuweiyuegao，tishengyuekuai。
ershizunnaishidongnandiyixiushi，suirannianjiyoudianda，danmeinianshangmenzijianxiangyaoyushizunshuangxiudenvxiubujiqishu，daosuanbudediulian。
wohongzhelian，shengyinyuelaiyuexiao：“bushi！wozhishibuxiangrangrenwuhui。”
shizunqingxiao：“xiaojingshanneihunzhangqifuni，nijiubuxiangjitalaidianzhenhan？”
woyileng：“shenmeyisi？”
shizunyifuyixiu：“sanyuehouxiuxiandahui，daoshigefangxiushiyunjicichu，woxiangyidaolvshenfenrangnigongkailumian，nikeyuanyi？”
wodexinpengpengkuangtiaoqilai：“xitong，shizunzheisuanbusuanshigenwobiaobai？”
“ng……zenmebusuanni？”
“nibushishuowogonglvejinduzhiyou5%？”
“wopiansuzhude，suzhubuhuishengqiba？”
“xitong，wozenmejuedenichachade？”
系统又不说话了。
wozheicaiwangxiangshizun，tamuguangzhuozhuo，zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweizhandong，woyouxiangqitamianjuxiadeneizhanglian，manxinhuanxidedianlediantou。