不是？
是他听不懂中文吗？
kanlaodaxianzaimingxianduilanxiweiyouyisi，keyouyisiweishenmeyouyaoduandiaohelanjiadehezuoa？
这不是倒反天罡吗？
“laoda，nishibushidelelianainaonaozibuqingchule？”
“lianainao？”shizhiyuxianqidejiletayijiao，“wokannishidelezhunao，liujinideshijianbuduole，mingnianqunanjiqufeizhouhaishidaizaizheichixianghelajiukannibiaoxianle。”
chenjingyitingnalihaigudeshangbagua，jiaodimoyoupaole。
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sancengfangjiannei，lanyuebeidadeliandouzhongle。
lanzhenhaiyaoda，lanquekanbuxiaqudangzhule，“ba，yemeiniangchengshenmedahuo，meimeitayijingzhidaocuole，ninjiuraoletayihuiba。”
“keshilanxiweijiushigouyinwonanpengyoua，taneimebuyaolianhaiburangrenshuole？”
lanquewuyu，“jiuzhiyounibaneitouzhudangbao，xiweizenmekenengkandeshang？tazhishicongneiluguo，nineitouzhuyanjingjiuliangle，zheinengguaishei？”
“ge，zenmeniye……”
“goule！”lanzhendaduanletamendehua，“jiankongkanguolema？keyouyichang？”
“meiyou，baobiaomeiyoulikaiguomenkou，jiankongyemeiyoupaidaotashanglou，fangjiandechuanghuduizhehai，tayoubushizhizhuxiabukenengpadechuqu，suoyilinlaoyezizheijianshikendinggentameiguanxide。”
“hao。”lanzhendianlediantou，haishijuedebutaiduijing。
“ganggangwokanxuduorengennipantan，doushuoshenme？”
“doudatingxiweishifouyouhunyuezaishen。”
tingdaozhei，lanzhendelianseshaoweihaokanledian。
linlaoyezifeile，xiangtongguotajinrujingquanyijingbukeneng，danshiruguonengbalanxiweijiajijingquandeshijiazidi，neiyebushiweiyigehaobanfa，daoshihouhainengtongguocailihenhendiqiaoyibilaitianbujituandekulong。
raner，lanzhendemeimenghenkuaijiuposuile。
houbanye，luxuyoudianhuadajinlaiyaoqiuzhongzhihezuo。
erqiedoushihaiwaiyigedingjicaituandehezuo，tazhaolehaoduoguanxicaidashangxian，xianzaishuoduanjiuduanle。
yilianjitian，youyouhenduoxiangmupaoletang。
lanxiweiourantingdaolelanquegenzhulidadianhuashuoxiangmubeiquxiaodeshiqing，taxiaomimiwangzuilisailegenbangbangtang，xinqingshenhao。
chifandeshihou，lanxiweidanzuoyizhuo，takanzheneisanrenqiaocuidemoyang，zuijiaoshangyang，zaishangyang。
lanyuekandaole，qihuhuzouguolai，“lanxiwei，jialichushilenihendeyishibushi？”
lanxiweidiantou，xiaoshengshuo：“nga，nimenbugaoxingle，wojiugaoxingle，ze，yebuzhidaoshinalushenxiankaileyanrangnimendaoledamei，jianzhida~kuai~ren~xin~”
“ba！！！”lanyuedahanyisheng，“kendingshilanxiweigaogui，kendingshita！tazaizheixingzailehuoni！”
lanzhenbenlaijiujiaotoulane，tingdaolanyuedahuxiaojiaogengshixinfan，“lanyue，nijiubunengxuexue**meianjingdianma？”
“woxueta？？？”lanyuejianzhiqizhale，gangxiangfazuojiubeilanquezhuaizoule。
lanxiweigangxiangzou，jiukanyigerenmogouyangdenanrenchaozhetazouleguolai。
lanzhenyanjingyiliang，“xiwei，zheishizhujiashaoye，nimenliaoliao。”
lanxiweiduanzheguozhi，tianxiaozhediantou。
zhuyoushangxiadaliangletayixia，shixianyizhizaitaxiongkou，zuihoulaileyiju：“yuema？”
lanxiweizuijiaoyiyang，“yueshenme？yuegaoma？huayixiangma？”
“ng……nikanqilaiqueshiyoudiansile。”
“womeitiandouyoukong，24xiaoshitiexinfuwu，bansangshiyitiaolong，suijiaosuidao，sangzangyongpinqiquan，gongmuzhixiao，duomaihaiyouzheshangzhe，zhushaoxuyaoxianzaidinggouma？”
zhuyoudexiaoronglenglexialai，“buyaojilianbuyaolian。”
“lian？”lanxiweiyizhishouchengzhexiaba，qingshengxiyu，“nishishuonizheizhangzuokanxiangniuwayoukanxianghamadelianma？”
“你再说一遍？！”
“zhongfuyibian？keyia。”lanxiweiyizhishoubabeizifangzaizhuoxiaqingqingdeqiao，shengyinqingpiaopiao，“nizheizhanglian，zuokanxiangniuwayoukanxianghama，bikongdadexiangpaozhang，yanjukuandexiangnianyu，etoutudexiangshishouxiangong，lianshangdezheziduodedounengjiasiwenzile！”
“niyaoshizhenjiwozheizhangliandehua？neiwoquedingbuyao，bijingwozheirena，kayan～”
zhuyounule，taishoujiulaishantabazhang。
taqingpiaopiaowaitouduoguo，zhuangzuohaipajuqileshoulibeikeliedegaojiaobeidangzaizijimianqian，ranhouzhuyouyibazhangshanpolebeizihuashangleshou，xianxuezhangliu。
“啊啊啊！”
loushangdeshizhiyukandaozheiyimu，raoyouxingzhidetiaoletiaomei，jiangbeizilidehongjiuyiyinerjin。
cantingluanchengyituan，lanxiweijiazhuanghaipadesuodaoleyipang，“baba，tayoubaoliqingxiang，tayaodawo，wohaohaipa。”
lanzhenziranbushizhenxinhuzhelanxiwei，danshizhuyoudongshouzaixian，takeyiliyongzheixieyoutouxiangzhujiataoxiehaochu，xiangdaozhei，talimayizhengyancidezhaozhujiamafanqule。
lanxiweikandaorenqunlikai，lengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenchaojiabanzouqu。
meiguoduojiu，taganjuehounaoshaobeishenmedongxipengleyixia，huiguotoujiukandaoyijiawurenjidiaozheyiduoqianlansedemeigui。
tabujiedetaitou，kandaoleyizhishouyikaozaishangcengjiabannazhewurenjiyaokongdeshizhiyu。
“做什么？”
“哄你。”
lanxiweijuezheyouxiekexiao，jinyouyimianzhiyuanderen，hongta？
tazhuanguoshenbeikaozheweilan，shoubeitaiqilanyangyangchengzailanganshang，“xiansheng，wokebuhaohong。”
tadezhangfazaiyangguangxiafanzheyisijinguang，jiulianhaifengdoududupianaita，jiangtadequnbaiqingqingchuiqi，wanrulansedehailang，meierqianquan。
“shima？”shizhiyudingzhetakanlepianke，bawurenjiyaokongqidiujileyipangdenanren，zhuazhelanganfanxialaiqingsongluozaidishang，dongzuoganjingliluo，yikanjiushilianjiazide。
tahaizaidaliangta，taquejingzhizoudaotamianqianshuangshouchengzaishencejiangtaquanzhu，ditoucouguolai，“gongzhu，liwudoushoule，jiagehaoyouba？”
“liwu？”tahuyideceguolian，taquehaosiyuliaodaotahuizhuantouyibanqiadaohaochudehuitou，liangrendechunjiuqingqingdepengdaoleyiqi。
yinmoudechengdemourenluchulexiesidexiao。
lanxiweixianqidepieletayiyan，“youzhi。”
“henxihuan？zhidaole。”
已读乱回？
神经兮兮的。
lanxiweibuxiangdalita，tuikaitawangpangbiannuoleyidian，pangbianyoupiaolaitalanyangyangdeshengyin，“niyebukui，shangci，woyeshichuwen。”
zheizhongguihualanxiweikebuxin，zheixiegeshijiagongzisheibushihuannvrenruyifu，tahaichuwen？
taningyuanxiangxinshijieshangyouguiyebuhuixiangxintazheizhangzui。
shizhiyukantayilianbuxin，fangqilezheigehuati，bashoujimolechulai，“haibuyuanyijiahaoyou？liwubuxihuan？”
youtingtashuoqiliwu，lanxiweiyoudianmeng。
“什么礼物？”
“nixiangxiangzuijinfashengleshenmerangnikaixindeshi。”
talengzaineisikaolehaoyihuier，xiangqilezuijinlanjiajieliandiudiaodexiangmu，zuichunyangleqilai，“ruguoshizheigeliwudehua，woxihuan。”
zhongyujiashanghaoyou，mourenyilianxiaoyi，“xiwangzaibujiudejianglai，nibudanxihuanwosongdeliwu，yexihuanwo。”
tadezhibairanglanxiweimeitouqingqingtiaoleyixia。
tawaitoukanta，haifengbatadetoufachuideyouxielingluan，fasijianxi，neishuangkanguolaideyanjingshenruhantan，daizhetakanbudongdeshensui。
fengbatadechenshanchuidetiezaileshenshang，yinyuekejianyifuxiaxiongjihefujidelunkuo。
shizhiyuchajuedaoletadeyanshen，weiweiceguoleshenzi，“xihuan？”
“一般。”
taaojiaodetailetaixiaba，caizhegaogenxiezoule。
shizhiyuditoukanlekanzijidefuji，zuijiaoshangyang，yiban？
嘴硬。
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lanxiweihuidaofangjian，quekandaolanzhenzhanzailimian。
“爸。”
“yourengenwoshuoniganggenshijiaderenpengmianle？”
lanxiweidandingzhishita，“qiahaopengdaoleeryi。”
“zuihaoshizheiyang，wogaosuni，zheijingquandequanguinisheidoukeyijieshi，weidushijiaderenbuxing，danfanrangwofaxiannigenshijiaderenjiaowangmiqie，niyihoujiubuyongjianqiyele。”
lanxiweiqingqingchuilechuiyanmou，“zhidaole。”
才怪。
傍晚，游轮靠岸了。
lanxiweilanjiarenyiqihuijia，caixiachekandaozheidongbieshutayijingyouxiexinlibushile。
renren，zairenren，yaobuleduojiuyiqiejiujieshule。
huoxushicongzhujialaodaolehaochu，lanzhenxinqinghenbucuo，hairangyongrenjitasonglailehaoxiegaoshedangjixinkuan。
yeli，tagangxiwanzaochulaijiukandaolanquezhanzaitafangjianli。
tahanmaodunshishuleqilai，“womingmingfansuole，nishizenmejinlaide？”