第3章 看谁更戏精

yanchouzheritouxunsumeixiaqu,tianyaoheile。

dongtiandajiadouyiriliangdunfan,xiawusidianbanjiuzuofan。

yiwangdoushishenyanqiurenlaorenyuandimanghuo,zhaomeihongyouxianzizai,jinershenyanqiujiekoushenshangnanshoumeiliqihuikangshangtangzhebukendong。

congjintiankaishi,zhiyaobufenjiasheiyebiexiangrangtaganhuo!

kantatangzhebudong,lupozigenguoquhenguanqiedimomoshenyanqiudenaomen,roushengxiyude,“keliande,zheishihezhele。nifangxin,dieniangmeihuaiyinishenme,dieniangjiushi……”tayoukaishichouqimolei,“jiushixintengni,ninianqingqingdijiushougua,zheiyihouderizike……kuyo。”

shenyanqiuxinlilengxiao,zuishangqueyeyifuqingshenyizhongdeyangzi,“laotaitainifangxin,zaikuwoyebupa,woshengshiyuanwuderen,sishiyuanwudegui。”

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zhenshibuzhidaoshuoshenmecaihao。

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guoleyihuierlutiantianhetangjiequshanlijianchaihuohuilai。

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“niang,nimeishiba?”lutiantianhedexiaolianshabai,chongjinxijiankanshenyanqiu。

shenyanqiudaliangzhechongjinlaidexiaoguniang,pifuxuebairuningzhi,yingerfeidelianshangyishuangqiheiqingchededayanjing,caijiusuijiuyijingshigedameirendepeizi,dengzhangdahaibuzhidaozenmejingrenni。guaibudeshulihoulai,neimeduorenduitayouaiyouhende,shuotasuoyoudezhishangdouzhuanhuachenglemeimao。

xianzaijiranshitanver,taziranbuyunxuzhongdaofuzhe。

zheishihoulutiantianhaishigedanchunshanliang、guaiqiaotianmeidexiangxianvhaizi,suiranbeilulaopozixinaoyouxieshengmuduinainaiyantingjicong,quehaimeiyouzhangwaichengjiaozongbahudeedunvpei。

shenyanqiu:“niangmeishi。”

tadexiangbanfarangguinvhezijiqin,erbushibeilulaopozilijiangennainaibiqinnianghaiqin。

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xianzaidelutiantiantitiewenrou,ruannuoqinkuai,bietiduokeai,yixiazijizhongleshenyanqiudexinwo。

taqingqingdihengleyisheng,“touyun。”

takebuxiangguinvqujitamenganhuoer,yiqianzuoleneimeduo,congjintianqi,xiuxiang!

lutiantianlikeguanqiedikanzheta,“niang,wojinidaoshuihe。”

shenyanqiurangtajirourounaodaijiuhaole。

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taananfashi,bugaijiatayeyidinghuidaizhehaizimenguoshanghaorizi。

pianke,tabiaoshizijihaole。

qiahaowaimianlulaopozihansunnv,“tiantian,nainaitouyun,niguolaibangwoxixizhenjin,haojitianmeixidouyoudianfazhanle。”

lutiantianyingleyishengjiuyaochuqu,quebeinianglazhu。

shenyanqiuliansechenchende,nigesilaopozi,zijizhuangchengduolaobaihua,queshihuanwonversihouni,zuonichunqiudamengba。

lulaopozishuoranglutiantianxizhenjin,qishihaibaokuotahelaohanerdechouguojiaobuhekuchazi。

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genghekuanghaiyouneiku!

rangtajiaonennendeguinvjitamenxineiku?

沈雁秋想掀屋!

lutiantianminleminzuichun,“niang?”

shenyanqiudingzheta,wushengdiyaoyaotou,kaishixuezhelulaopozihengji,“aiya~~touhaotenga~~”

lutiantianzhongguihaishigengxintengqinniang,ruannuonuodidao:“niang,nihaohaotangzhe,wojinirou。”

tayibianjishenyanqiurounaodai,qingshengdishuozaiwaimiankandaodehaowanshier。

tingzhetazheiyangruanyantianyude,shenyanqiushizaixiangbudaotahoulaishizenmebiandeneimexurong、niuquyouyinande。

xinyiruan,tajiujianglutiantianlouzaihuaili,yibianqingqingdimozhenverrouruandetoufa,yibiansikaohouxuyaobandeshier。

tademingshengyaoxibai,keyibeirenshuojianlanchanhuashenzhiedu,quebunengbeirenzhizhebizishuoluangaonannvguanxi,zheihuijihaizizaochengbuliangyingxiang。

erqiefumushiernvdebangyang,erzinverhoulaizhangwaiyeyaoguijiuyuyuanzhuzijideniuqu。

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wanshangdajiadoujudaoshenyanqiuzheibianchifan。

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zhaomeihongpiezui,haizhidaoxiuchini。tayibajiangfanpoluoliyigehongshuqiangzou,shengpashenyanqiuquna。

lujuhuabilutiantiandayisui,danshichideduofayukuai,kanqilaibilutiantiandayiquan。

bingqietadongshizao,youxihuanwangponiang、hanziduilicourenaotingxianhua,suoyixueleyiduzidehuo。

tachouzheshenyanqiupiepiezui,xiangqineixieshaonianmensixialiyilundeshier,dajiadoushuotaershenzhangdehaokan,yaoshinengqugezheiyangdexifujiuhaole。

heng,haogepi,kesinanrendesangmenxing!

谁娶她谁倒霉!

neimeyingjunnenggandeershubeitajikesile,yihoudoumeirenjitamaitangchile,qisitale!

shenyanqiuganjuedaotabushandeyanshen,bukeqididengguoqu,lenglengdao:“niyoushier?”

shenyanqiuyishuangyanshaoweitiaodetaohuayan,xiaoqilaimingmeiqingliang,dangtadalaxiayanjiaominzhichunxianlenglengkanrendeshihou,jiuyoulengyouyan,qizhiaoranlingren,ranglujuhuabeiganxiuru。

lujuhuachaotaniangbiezuiyaoku,“niang,woershenxiongwo。”

wangchangqienuozibei,renqianditouchuiyanbuganzhengyanherenzenmeduishideshenyanqiu,zheihuierjuranqishilingren,dequerangrenbuxiguan、bushufu。

zhaomeihonggangyaofazuo,shenyanqiuyijingqishen,niutoubucaita,ershiduiguinvdao:“tiantian,peiniangchuquyitang。”

lutiantianlikedayingzheqishen,haipaoqujishenyanqiunaweibo。

lulaopozixinlibuyue,jintiancaibeirenjiazhuajian,zheimewanyouchuqu,zheibushizhaoreshifeime?

tasuiranbuyue,queyiranxishengxiyudiguanxin,“laoerjiade,dawanshangdewaimianleng,biechuqu,zaiganmaozhe。”

zhaomeihonglikefuhe,“niangshuodedui,laoerjiadenibierenxing,yebukankanshenmeshihou,buzhidaodehaiyiweinichuquganshani。”

shenyanqiuyangmei,lenglengdisaoletamenyiyan,“dui,wojiushiyaoqugansha!”

tameilicaiwulideren,qianzheguinvdeshoujiuzoule,liuxiawuzilizhongrenmianmianxiangqu,zhaomeihongqidewailebizi。