第4章 我要跟你儿子离婚

dengleyihui,jiukanjianyigehuipupudexiaoshenying,zaifujinhuangyouzhejianchai。

“xiaocao,guolaizheibian。”tajiushilaoerjiadenver,luxiaocao,jinniancaiganggangsisui。

“sanshen,nijiaowo?”luxiaocaoliangzhishougezuanzheyigenshuzhi,toufakuhuang,yifushangquanshibuding,haimeichuanxie。

xianzaicaisiyuefen,taxiaojiaoyazidoudonghongle。

“nizayoubuchuanxieni!bulengma?”

xiaoyatouxilexibiti,“buleng,wopaoqilaijiubulengle。”xieshijingguidongxi,chuanhuaijiumeile,tashebudechuan。

“zuoerjinidebingganchilema?”jiangyuemolemotadexiaolian,xiangzhetadenverjianglaiyaoshizheiyang,tadexintengsi。

“chileyikuai,niangshuoyaoshouqilai,guojitianzaijiyikuai,bunengyixiazidouchiwan。”xiaocaoshuohuashengyincuinen,tuziqingxi。

“sanshenzheieryoudabaitunaitang,nazhe,zanghaole,zijitoutouchi。”

“wa!xiexiesanshen,buguowoniangshuozheigehenguide。”

“bugui,yebushibaijinide,shipaotuifei,nibangsanshenbanjianshi……”

luxiaocaohenkuaijiupaomeiyingle。

buyihui,tajiuzhuaizheyigeheiheishoushoudeshaonianhuilaile。

“sanshen,xiaoliugelaile。”

“guai,niquganhuoba!”jiangyuesaijitayikuaigainaibinggan。

zhengxiaoliudingzheneikuaibinggan,zhiyankoushui,“sanshen,nizhaowoa?”

“对,有好事。”

zheigezhengxiaoliu,jiazhongpaixinglaoliu,qianmiansangegegelianggejiejie。

danshixianzaizhengjiajiushengtayige,shiwusuideshaonian,shouzheliangjianpocaowu,guodetingqiliang。

“xiaoliu,xiangbuxianggenzhesanshenchirou?”

“rou?”tingdaozheigeci,zhengxiaoliugenbenguanbuzhuzijidehalazi。

“wozhidaozanmenzhenshangyougeheishi,woyezhidaonijingchangquneiertaohuandongxi。”

zhengxiaoliutuidouruanle,“san,sanshen,wokemeiganfanfadeshi。”zheishiyaobeijubaochuqu,keshiyaobeisongqunongchanglaogaide。

“wozhidao,nibiepa,wozhishixiangrangnibangwohuandiandongxi,wochuqubutaifangbian,nikan,zheishiyan,zheishibaitanggenhongtang,haiyouliangpingjiu,nibiewenwocongnagaode,zheishimimi,nifangxin,woburangnibaibang,youhaochude,re!zheixiedongxinidoukeyichouliangcheng,zayang?”

zhengxiaoliukanzhechuangkoubaizhededongxi,chadianyiweizijichuxianhuanjuele。

suirantahenxiangwencongnalaide,ke……haishirenzhule。

“zheigeyejini,nazhelushangchi,yaoburanmeijingganlu。”jiangyuezhualeyibaniurougan。

zhengxiaoliudikangzhuroudeyouhuo,shuangshoujiele,changleyikou。

mamalala,henyoujiaojing。

“haohaochia!biaoshenfangxin,zheixiedoujiaojiwo,buguoheishidewanshangqu,baitiankebucheng,zaishuowodaizhezheixie,jiaocunlirenkanjianyebuxing,buguonixianghuandiansha?”

“woyaojidan,youduoshaoyaoduoshao,wogangshenglehaizi,xuyaobuchongyingyang,yaoshiyoumujiyexing,buguoyaozaishahao,wochubulemen,zhinengzaiwulizuofan,zhurou,dabanggu,zhiyaoxinxianjiuxing,yu,youyudehuazuihao。”mimianjiubuyongle,tachaoshiliyou,xiangchiduoshaoyouduoshao。

zhengxiaoliuyilianmeng,“sanshen,niweishabunengchumen?”

“yinweilulaosantamayaobawonverrengshanliweilang,jiuyinweitashigeyatou。”

“sha?ernainaizanengzheiyang,zheiyaojiaowosanshuzhidaohaidele,sanshenfangxin,wosanshubuzaijia,youwoni!buguo……nengbunengjiaowokanyiyanxiaomeimei。”

“keyi!”jiangyuebanveryongbaobeiguozhe,xiaojiahuoshenziruanruande,tazheihuishixingde,bukubunao。

zhengxiaoliushuangshoubazhemuchuang,henbudebaliancongkongxijijinlai,“meimeihaoxiaoa,haokeai,aiya,tazaikanwoma?ernainaizarenxinni!”

“tamenxiangyaosunzibei!juedeyangyatoulangfeiliangshi。”

“ai!zheishizaizanmencunyebushao,daduizhangtiantianlabashangxuanchuandoumeiyong,haishiyourentouzhereng,sanshen,nikuaibameimeibaojinqu,dongxixiangezheier,tianheilewozailai,daoshihouwoqiaosanxiachuanghunizaikai。”zhengxiaoliubingbujuedeyiwai,bijingzheizhongshihenduo。

lujiarendoujuedejiangyuehenbuduijing,nandaotachengxianle?

lumuyihuilaijiubazaimenwaitouting,jiangyuedianzhejiaozoudaomenhou,mengdelakaimen,“gansha?youxiangchaojia?”

“sheixianggennichaojia,woshixiangkannisilemei?”lumudaliangta,“kanyangzishihuodebucuo。”

tabujinmeisi,liansehaibucuo,yifuyehuanle。

“fangxin,womeisi,haodehen,niqikai,woyoushizhaodage!”

“gansha?”lulaodagangkangzhechutoujinyuan。

“woxiangmafanniyijianshi……”

lulaodagangtingkaitou,jiuyaohuijue,“womangdehen,niyoushizhaolaoer。”

jiangyuezuijiaochoudong,jiuzheirendepinxingyepeizuolujiazhangzi,“jiushipaiyizhangdianbaodeshi,wojiniqian。”

yitingdaoyouqian,lulaodashunjianyoujingle,“niyaopaijishei?shashihouqupai?”

“nipaidianbaogansha?”zhangguifangjingjuele。

“jiaolujingzhouhuilai,wo、yao、genta——lihun!”

“sha?”lumuzheiyishengjianjiao,bayuanwaishushaoshangdunzhedakeshuideniaodoujingfeile。

“lihuna!nierduolongle,tingbuqingma?”

yuanzilideren,chulelulaotou,qitarendoubeitashuohuadekouqijingle。

liangzhouligengshimudengkoudai,sandimeishashihouchilebaozidan?

lumuzhizhetadeshoudouzaifadou,keshijiangyuezhidiujitayigebaiyan,niutoujiuhuiwu。

……

chiwanfandeshihou,lumuxialexueben,ranglaoerxifuzhulelianggejidan,jijiangyuesongqu。

ketayuexiangyueweiqu,“ai!wozhidaonimenxinlidouyuanwohenwo,juedewozheigepopodainimentaikebo,kenimenzabuxiangxiang,wodoushiweilenimenhao,zanjiarizisuiranguodekuledian,zhishaomeiesiren,zheijiusuanbucuole,dangranle,nimenkenengyaoshuowopianxin,kedabaoshizanjiaweiyidenanwa,haodongxibujitachi,nandaojixiaocaochi?niqiaotaneishoulebajideyang,yikanjiushimeifuqide,jitachidoudelangfeile。”

tazuilidedabao,zuozailudasaoshenbian,kaixindechizhejidangeng。

zheixiaozirouhuhude,kanzheyoudianhansha,yigejingdedingzheluxiaocao,lianshangshibujiayanshidedeyigenxuanyao。

luxiaocaodizhetou,lianhenbudemaijinwanli。

tabiludabaohaixiaoliangsui,queconglaimeiyoujidangeng。

luersaoxinteng,jitajialexiancai,“guai,kuaichiba!”